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# Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in spice
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# SPAAAACE
iiiiinnnnnnn

PiiiiiiiGGGGGG!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# heh heh


added some sky - feel free to use...

em-biggen
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Combine them both
And make a prince albert...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Hmm...
The Prince Albert memorial makes me think strange things now.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# That's cool
Let's all make a real statue and put it there by dead of night.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# now that!
is an idea...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# arf!
its a kn*b!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Only a matter of time.
Yay to you for being the first!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
'Nelsons' column'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
superb.

even better once a pigeon shits down the side of it.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.
I'm pissed. We had a 3 hour liquid lunch break. I can't believe they pay me for this.

*burp*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# now you are really
being a cunt.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Stick it up your arse.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# why so unfluffy to Baz?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# it's traditional
and he is being a smug git
he knows most of us love don't mind him anyway
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# that's being nice to the bastard
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Cos Baz is a cunt,
and deserves every bit of scorn we can pour upon him. Isn't that right, Baz? You cunt
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Fuck off, cuntwipe.
Chirst, I took me ages to type "cuntwipe".
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Still mispelt Christ, though.
Get fisted.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# And you spelt 'it' wrong.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# adfslhk
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Yeah, I make up words too.
8D
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# I'm just back from 2 weeks in Egypt
and am skipping work today.

So, Neener. Neener. :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I'm on 6 weeks of holiday.
I don't have to pay a mortgage. I don't have to pay for food.

:)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# schoolie
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Yeh.
School holidays - woo.

I try to avoid the typical school kiddie though.

Oh and I might just be going to Philadelphia this summer [to see EvS!]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# You probably won't get laid tonight either.
Neither will I, I'll probably pass out first
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Probably?
I definitley won't get laid tonight. *FACT*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Blimey
You should have seen what Fnord was using your house for whilst you were away.
I've never seen so many prostitutes...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Fnord was using his goose?
Why, I otta...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# yay !
enjoy it?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# When 3 o'clock finally came...

...and it was time for Ken to get out of the pool, he realised his dilemma.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Cowpool
is a really nice pair of words.
Cowpool. Cowpool.
Maybe it should be a small town.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# sounds a lot like
Calypol.

Which is not nice.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# "Local tradition contends
that the drovers passing down the Welsh Road frequently watered their cattle at a pond outside the village of Priors Hardwick known locally as 'Cowpool'."
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Well,
you learn something new every day. And it's not usually about the history of Welsh cattle drovers. Ta you muchly.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# ken the cow
started off nicely, but i think i'll just leave him where he is now. in the pool. or maybe should pop him in the car and take him to cowpool. i like to imagine it is cow heaven.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# ?
looking at the wank data I don't understand how 8% of people have tried but failed to masturbate in the shower.

how hard can it be?

(this is not intentionally a pun/play on words)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# it really puts you off
if you get shampoo in the eye
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Which eye?!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Probably because
the rest of the football team started laughing at them.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahah
yes....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# i'm rather disturbed
that one in five people have wanked over a family member. i mean, don't the other four-fifths know what they are missing out on?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Right on brother
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Maybe it was a bit slippery
and so they fell over, breaking said hard-on and rendering it useless
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# where's the wank data?
where's the soap (old joke)

/coat
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# here
.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# .


edit: anyone else going to check out dr dunno's band play the betsy trotwood tonight?

2nd edit: ill take it thats a no then
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# will someone
just get it over and done with and do No-Hands?

(yay by the way)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# i am fighting
the urge...i am winning the battle...but i have to take it one day at a time.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Not worth a new thread...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# heheh
i was thinking about putting a large tub of paracetamol on the plinth...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Baking Soda....
must not now do Baking soda...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hmm, not sure if I can woo that,
it's making my lunch a bit unhappy.
Re your edit, I was intending to, but is it still on seeing as he is one keyboard player down?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# oh
didnt realise that... ill pop down anyway, its a cool little pub (the venue itself holds about 40 people tops).
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Okidoke
well, I'll probably see you there - of course I won't have any idea which one is you, so no offence if I walk past without saying hi ;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# hehe
ive got no idea which one he is either (although his band is on around 8ish yeah?)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Yep
8pm. He's one of the guitarists I believe...er, and that's all I know.
Well, probably bump into you later - though not knowing it's you, I'm sure I'll apologise nicely and continue to elbow my way to the bar ;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Plinth you say
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# best word ever.
FACT.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# It is good.....
I will use it in conversation before the day is out.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# no
it's miniscus
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# i do enjoy saying
Flanged spiggot occasionally....

today i have been drawing dirt boxes
/fact=100%
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i thinks you'll find
that moist & micturate are both superior
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Plinth?
That'th not Plinth, that'th Thtatuth Quo.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# That'th funny
thnigger thnigger thmirk.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# plinth...
of dalkneth
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# tonight, this very night
i will see the quo. live. unless i've lost all my money on the nags and am crying in a corner...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I was on the train to Knutsford t'other week
and it was full of middle aged Quo/ers quo/ettes with picnis hampers and plastic chairs...turns out they were playing in our local forest?

/odd...no....more than odd.pooor squirrels.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# You'd still see them
they'd be there, mocking you.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# i wish i had a digital camera
i wish it so much
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Woo!

Never thought I'd get a chance to repost that.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# ah that is tres bon
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Glad you did
I didn't see that last time.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah! We should get the actual Quo,
spray the buggers with liquid nitrogen, and have a beautiful statue for all time. At least until it gets sunny.


EDIT: BOLLOCKS! Missed my 1000 posts. I'm off to cry in a corner.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Bargain Bin:
Got Wood?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# hohohohoho
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)
# santa?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# come sit on my knee little girl and tell me what you'd like in your stocking...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Your not going to empty your sack all over me again are you santa?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# depends if you're going to be a naughty little boy
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I have....
;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Shut up I was naughty first!!!
He's been a good boy Santa!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# edit
:D

wo yay
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# hehehe
you do do your best to live up to your board name don't you ;)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# he's called sick boy
cos he has a dicky tummy. Honest.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# s'true
*parp*
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# .
hmmm
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# OK you rumbled me...
..I am a twisted bugger if ever there was one.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Thought so ;)
Speaking of which, seeing as you are Bow person too, did you see those fab posters around at Xmas for a new Hindi movie called 'Jism - the dark side of desire' - made me snigger every time I passed them.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Made me chuckle too.
Hurrah! for Bow and its dodgy posters.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# It's meant to be a remake of Double Indemnity
The mind boggles.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i saw them.
dunno what bow is though.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Crikey
99 days lurkage.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# and if one day's lurkage should accidentally fall...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# You'll hurt your
knee and require stitches.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# yep,
fraid so. Well, actually I was lurking for ages before then, I only registered 99 days ago coz of Dr D's pic. It's easy to feel an interloper on the board without any pix to add too. But no lovely piccy-messing software.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Surely
"A quacking weed" - Jonathon Ross.
Woo nevertheless.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# tch
only a pedantic bastard would point that out
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Actually ...
I think you'll find that two pedantic bastards would.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# haha!
cwacking wead shurely
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No Longer Available.......
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Was that on the wall of Satans Soul Estate Agents?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# There's
a rich vein of humour if ever I saw one.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Maybe we're just being too persumptuous
We're assuming he ever had one!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Nice bloke, but I wouldn't buy a car off him
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# that's a goodun
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# aw
You have gone and hit a rich vein of humour here ain't ya?!

WYH!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Get 'em while they're .... uhhh .....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Mind you, I get my recycled toilet paper from there.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# 8.4 on the snigger scale
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Full of holes and STDs?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# like
your mum?

sorry, i couldn't resist
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# No, no,
it's quite alright to ask. Yes I do like my mum, she's great and makes a top apple crumble.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Useless piece of trivia...
people used to re-use their condoms y'know
buy one and use it again and again.

(and no, i'm not old enough to remember these things)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Geronimo
as the old man on the advert called his prophylactic
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Yes, but they also used to make
them out of sheep intestines. Still do in Cardiff, so I hear.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# and
they used to be made out of sheep intestines. like sausages...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Pissy pissy pissy
Mind.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
The Guardian are baiting us again with another competition:

Compo time!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# dildo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# oh yes
this will be fun

edit:

lazy cnuts, they didn't chop them out too cleanly
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# no they didn't
excessive use of cloning tool by the looks of it...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# hehe, you'd have thought
they'd have took the time to select where they cloning to stop going over the lines
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# whahay!
girds loins, stretches mouse finger...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# haha!
Post'em here as well as to the Grauniad, I want to see the fruits of your inspiration.
Actually that sounds a bit rude. I don't want to see THEM.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# heheheheheh
where`s ccc when you need him ;-)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Just have a statue of one bloody great pigeon.
And be done with it.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# YOU
GENIUS!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# been done
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
scary fuckmonkey
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# oo, pretty!
Send it in. Suggest they demote Nelson to the vacant plinth.
That'd make the Daily Mail really angry.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
 
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# That would be funnier
if there were also thousands of little Nelsons flying around and shitting on everybody, surely?

(kidding. woo!)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# or a load of
naked mud wrestlers, and be done with it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# jeez
the cloning on that second image is a bit messt, innit?

I've already done my entry:

(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# is that george orwell?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)
# in the foreground, yes
in the background: 47 security cameras, traffic cams and webcams...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Ooooo
clever.
And yay.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compy...

The regret? Didn't pull the sodding trigger.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
#
do it
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I actually like
oul Des :-)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# must have been a fetish thing
I invented a new fetish the other week. My local were doing a Jungle Fever night so I decided to go as a palm tree as you do. S I went in there liberally draped in palm leaves and coconuts (two innocently draped around my neck aboiut chest height). This made me think may be there is clubs for people that do this. Frondage CLubs!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# not much to say...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# no shark...
is it real?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Did you wake up with that?
Were you at a 'my little pony' covention yesterday?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Um...
are you wearing someone elses hair?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# it's not pierced!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ARGH!
I expect he's wearng their skin as well.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yuk
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I haven't seen a rats tail like that
since the pikeys moved away
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# quick Berk
I think that there is a rat on your neck
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Argh
there's a hairy snake drilling into the base of his scull to control his mind and take over the world!!! Run! Flee! Only the Samari Pizza Cats can save us now!!!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# be afraid!


(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I can see Dipsy's labia.
.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I thought Dipsy
was a nullo.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# they
all seem to have clef lips
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Lala especially seems to have the best camel toe.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# She's a proper lady.
.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# She may not be a lady,
but she's all woman.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# heheh
SICKO!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# thread jack in progress!
anyone know where/when we can hear the b3ta radio thing that's happening? or have i missed it already?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
#
you mean weebls or robs set (i think) ?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I have no idea
I've just seen it mentioend a few times.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# try
www.resonancefm.com/

between 4:30 and 5:30 - I think that`s what rob said
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# That'll do nicely
thankya
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# bugger
i get a 'server full' error when i click on listen
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I can't get the mp3
but i can get the real player stream

and according to their listings there, it's 4-5
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# arse
I wanted to listen online too :-(

Realplayer is utter shite... but if needs must...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you can still get
realplayer 8. its pretty fucking awful, but not as shit as realone
(edit) woo, i can hear it!
(edit edit) hmm, the sound quality is rather shite
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)
# here you go
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# bet
she`s a babe!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:55, archived)
# I thought
radio was just for funny ugly people? Babe's should be on my TV telling me it's going to rain tomorrow.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# oh MY GOD!!!111!!!1
you fancy Michael Fish!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# who doesn't
with his charming smile and winning personality?

I'd rather shag that Welsh bird though.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# yeah
she`s got a really wide mouth... probably great for....
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# what?
tea-bagging?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ha
brill!

time for me to do a compo. entry.
Well- with me being a marketing grad. and all...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Well, it'll only help
if you've got a box of coke the size of your head.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ahhh
fortune smiles on me

*SNOORRRRRTTTT!*

/giggle
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Yay!
Pass that rolled up £20.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# "... and you know what I mean"
hehe woo
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# .
EDIT: FCK! Was supposed to be animated - should be now...
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
I love the production values.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Well it's a change for me to say this rather than someone say it to me
NSFW!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# isn't
it just wonderful
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# In a
Not Safe For Works sorta way
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
#
Nork Stretchy Feeling, Wow
(, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)

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