
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

The Prince Albert memorial makes me think strange things now.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10,
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Let's all make a real statue and put it there by dead of night.
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superb.
even better once a pigeon shits down the side of it.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:06,
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even better once a pigeon shits down the side of it.

I'm pissed. We had a 3 hour liquid lunch break. I can't believe they pay me for this.
*burp*
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01,
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*burp*

and he is being a smug git
he knows most of uslove don't mind him anyway
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09,
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he knows most of us

and deserves every bit of scorn we can pour upon him. Isn't that right, Baz? You cunt
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:10,
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and am skipping work today.
So, Neener. Neener. :)
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So, Neener. Neener. :)

I don't have to pay a mortgage. I don't have to pay for food.
:)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09,
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:)

School holidays - woo.
I try to avoid the typical school kiddie though.
Oh and I might just be going to Philadelphia this summer [to see EvS!]
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11,
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I try to avoid the typical school kiddie though.
Oh and I might just be going to Philadelphia this summer [to see EvS!]

Neither will I, I'll probably pass out first
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:12,
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You should have seen what Fnord was using your house for whilst you were away.
I've never seen so many prostitutes...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09,
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I've never seen so many prostitutes...

...and it was time for Ken to get out of the pool, he realised his dilemma.

is a really nice pair of words.
Cowpool. Cowpool.
Maybe it should be a small town.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01,
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Cowpool. Cowpool.
Maybe it should be a small town.

that the drovers passing down the Welsh Road frequently watered their cattle at a pond outside the village of Priors Hardwick known locally as 'Cowpool'."
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:04,
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you learn something new every day. And it's not usually about the history of Welsh cattle drovers. Ta you muchly.
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started off nicely, but i think i'll just leave him where he is now. in the pool. or maybe should pop him in the car and take him to cowpool. i like to imagine it is cow heaven.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:05,
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looking at the wank data I don't understand how 8% of people have tried but failed to masturbate in the shower.
how hard can it be?
(this is not intentionally a pun/play on words)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59,
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how hard can it be?
(this is not intentionally a pun/play on words)

the rest of the football team started laughing at them.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00,
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that one in five people have wanked over a family member. i mean, don't the other four-fifths know what they are missing out on?
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01,
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and so they fell over, breaking said hard-on and rendering it useless
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edit: anyone else going to check out dr dunno's band play the betsy trotwood tonight?
2nd edit: ill take it thats a no then

just get it over and done with and do No-Hands?
(yay by the way)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58,
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(yay by the way)

the urge...i am winning the battle...but i have to take it one day at a time.
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i was thinking about putting a large tub of paracetamol on the plinth...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:07,
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it's making my lunch a bit unhappy.
Re your edit, I was intending to, but is it still on seeing as he is one keyboard player down?
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:08,
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Re your edit, I was intending to, but is it still on seeing as he is one keyboard player down?

didnt realise that... ill pop down anyway, its a cool little pub (the venue itself holds about 40 people tops).
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:09,
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well, I'll probably see you there - of course I won't have any idea which one is you, so no offence if I walk past without saying hi ;)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:11,
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ive got no idea which one he is either (although his band is on around 8ish yeah?)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:14,
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8pm. He's one of the guitarists I believe...er, and that's all I know.
Well, probably bump into you later - though not knowing it's you, I'm sure I'll apologise nicely and continue to elbow my way to the bar ;)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19,
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Well, probably bump into you later - though not knowing it's you, I'm sure I'll apologise nicely and continue to elbow my way to the bar ;)

I will use it in conversation before the day is out.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58,
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Flanged spiggot occasionally....
today i have been drawing dirt boxes
/fact=100%
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:02,
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today i have been drawing dirt boxes
/fact=100%

i will see the quo. live. unless i've lost all my money on the nags and am crying in a corner...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58,
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and it was full of middle aged Quo/ers quo/ettes with picnis hampers and plastic chairs...turns out they were playing in our local forest?
/odd...no....more than odd.pooor squirrels.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01,
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/odd...no....more than odd.pooor squirrels.

spray the buggers with liquid nitrogen, and have a beautiful statue for all time. At least until it gets sunny.
EDIT: BOLLOCKS! Missed my 1000 posts. I'm off to cry in a corner.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:59,
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EDIT: BOLLOCKS! Missed my 1000 posts. I'm off to cry in a corner.



you do do your best to live up to your board name don't you ;)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56,
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..I am a twisted bugger if ever there was one.
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Speaking of which, seeing as you are Bow person too, did you see those fab posters around at Xmas for a new Hindi movie called 'Jism - the dark side of desire' - made me snigger every time I passed them.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:03,
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The mind boggles.
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fraid so. Well, actually I was lurking for ages before then, I only registered 99 days ago coz of Dr D's pic. It's easy to feel an interloper on the board without any pix to add too. But no lovely piccy-messing software.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:01,
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I think you'll find that two pedantic bastards would.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:58,
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We're assuming he ever had one!
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56,
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You have gone and hit a rich vein of humour here ain't ya?!
WYH!
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50,
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WYH!

Mind you, I get my recycled toilet paper from there.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:48,
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it's quite alright to ask. Yes I do like my mum, she's great and makes a top apple crumble.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:52,
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people used to re-use their condoms y'know
buy one and use it again and again.
(and no, i'm not old enough to remember these things)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50,
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buy one and use it again and again.
(and no, i'm not old enough to remember these things)

them out of sheep intestines. Still do in Cardiff, so I hear.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57,
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they used to be made out of sheep intestines. like sausages...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57,
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The Guardian are baiting us again with another competition:
Compo time!
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44,
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Compo time!

this will be fun
edit:
lazy cnuts, they didn't chop them out too cleanly
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:45,
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edit:
lazy cnuts, they didn't chop them out too cleanly

excessive use of cloning tool by the looks of it...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:50,
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they'd have took the time to select where they cloning to stop going over the lines
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:53,
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Post'em here as well as to the Grauniad, I want to see the fruits of your inspiration.
Actually that sounds a bit rude. I don't want to see THEM.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:47,
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Actually that sounds a bit rude. I don't want to see THEM.

And be done with it.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49,
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scary fuckmonkey
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56,
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Send it in. Suggest they demote Nelson to the vacant plinth.
That'd make the Daily Mail really angry.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:56,
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That'd make the Daily Mail really angry.

if there were also thousands of little Nelsons flying around and shitting on everybody, surely?
(kidding. woo!)
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00,
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(kidding. woo!)

the cloning on that second image is a bit messt, innit?
I've already done my entry:

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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51,
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I've already done my entry:


in the background: 47 security cameras, traffic cams and webcams...
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The regret? Didn't pull the sodding trigger.

I invented a new fetish the other week. My local were doing a Jungle Fever night so I decided to go as a palm tree as you do. S I went in there liberally draped in palm leaves and coconuts (two innocently draped around my neck aboiut chest height). This made me think may be there is clubs for people that do this. Frondage CLubs!
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:49,
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Were you at a 'my little pony' covention yesterday?
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44,
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since the pikeys moved away
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51,
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there's a hairy snake drilling into the base of his scull to control his mind and take over the world!!! Run! Flee! Only the Samari Pizza Cats can save us now!!!
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anyone know where/when we can hear the b3ta radio thing that's happening? or have i missed it already?
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:36,
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www.resonancefm.com/
between 4:30 and 5:30 - I think that`s what rob said
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:38,
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between 4:30 and 5:30 - I think that`s what rob said

but i can get the real player stream
and according to their listings there, it's 4-5
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:43,
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and according to their listings there, it's 4-5

I wanted to listen online too :-(
Realplayer is utter shite... but if needs must...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44,
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Realplayer is utter shite... but if needs must...

realplayer 8. its pretty fucking awful, but not as shit as realone
(edit) woo, i can hear it!
(edit edit) hmm, the sound quality is rather shite
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:54,
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(edit) woo, i can hear it!
(edit edit) hmm, the sound quality is rather shite

www.resonancefm.com/listings/20030801.html
edit: Who's Kim Morgan?
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:51,
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edit: Who's Kim Morgan?

radio was just for funny ugly people? Babe's should be on my TV telling me it's going to rain tomorrow.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:57,
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with his charming smile and winning personality?
I'd rather shag that Welsh bird though.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:00,
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I'd rather shag that Welsh bird though.

brill!
time for me to do a compo. entry.
Well- with me being a marketing grad. and all...
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:34,
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time for me to do a compo. entry.
Well- with me being a marketing grad. and all...

if you've got a box of coke the size of your head.
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Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:44,
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NSFW!
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