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# it's friday, so put on your fur pants and DANCE!
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# woo
for 2 frame horizontal inversion animations
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# it's actually
a paintmash.
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# that's not a paintmash
it's animated
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i drew one large picture in imageready
then turned individual pixels on and off in alternating layers. it's a laborious process, but the quality speaks for itself.
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# it does that
...




what was the wierd person saying?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# wired?
that would explain a lot
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# yarr
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# this pussy's a real chickhead
(Fieldsie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# that cock has
a nice pussy XD
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# and a big shiny bell
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# lovelly
waddle
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Is
it a collar or the a cocks ring
(Fieldsie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're driving at
but it's alovely by of tattyplopping :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] .


(radja, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# edit
YUCK!

It didn't animate before...

YUCKY YUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# das ist sick
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# One ticket to Hell, sir.
Window or aisle?
Screaming or non-screaming?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# sorry sir
it's all screaming
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I hear these work just as well
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Repost:
What's red and climbs up a woman's legs?

A homesick abortion!

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Been there before, I claim mindpiss.
(RaiLord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Missing one thing
Wheres the rusty coat hanger?
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hell. Single, please....

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# i've changed it
so i don't look like too much or a curmudgeon. nice pic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# HoFE was what I searched for.
Ergo...
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Who cares?
Its a fucking funny caption :-)
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# just saying, just saying
it is rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# P&O had just bought the company
(my Pa works for the cruise ship side of that)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I just found my Pa on't interweb...
www.nzmaritime.co.nz/orcades24.jpg
He's the one right at the back
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# He's impressively tall.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# he's the tallest man in the world
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Cor! Really?
Wow!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# but...
...nothing rhymes with Townsend Torensen.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# If I had any say in the matter...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# ooh
thats marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# fucking
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Houpla!
Except they took over my house once and killed my brother.

Or was that a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# EXTERMIBUMNATE
EXTERMIBUMNATE
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# That...
is beautiful. End of story.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# That's frightening!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# 9.5 on the snigger scale
followed by aftershocks of 6
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# b3ta
radio

now

www.resonancefm.com/

104.4 FM if you're in london

that is all (incase you didn't know :-))
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# NOw?
All I hear now is a woman being accompanied by a sewing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# well
starts at 16:00
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Oooo!
Teletubbies!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# tallyturbies
more like it.

Fab stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I didn't know
Rob was into tellytubies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# anyone recording it.
?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# It's not going to be this for a whole hour is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# nah
it's patrick moore now...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Nice Aphex Twin
cover
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# phew, it stopped.
I'm going to see Patrick Moore on September 1st.
He's going to rant about Mars.
I hope he gives a xylophone encore, though.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Is Rob going to talk
about goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:08, archived)
# My Dad went to see him
The legendary Paddy M. Unfortunately, the xylophone was absent. Must've been ill or something.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# woo
for b3ta radio. I'm listening as I type this.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# its better than wanking i suppose
(smoglane!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# It's perfect Friday afternoon stuff
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Server full
Noooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# try realplayer
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Realplayer
doesn't like me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Realplayer
is rat's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# bugger
they can't cope with the load :-(
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Teletubbies?
In foreign? Bloody students...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:01, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# wah!
server full!
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# make it work
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# use
real player real player real player real player real player real player real player real player real player real player real player
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:05, archived)
# still not working
bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# real player is the satan of media playback
real player is the satan of media playback real player is the satan of media playback real player is the satan of media playback real player is the satan of media playback real player is the satan of media playback real player is the satan of media playback
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Works though
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# yes...you're right
it does work

it also infiltrates my computer with its evil unclean tentacles of filth

but at least I can hear the music now
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# arrrrrrgggghhhhh
can someone send me the ram url, fucking thing won't even start up, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:09, archived)
# although this looks v wrong this is what my browser turned up
matrixstats.resonanceforum.co.uk/click?377309-5100
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# cheers
but all I get is "This page cannot be displayed" wanky bollocks. I H8 MDPLYR
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# copy the link
and paste it into the url bar of realplayer. For some reason clicking on it doesn't work for me but that did.
1995
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)
# the
server's always full on Resonance FM. You need Real Player. If you're careful, you can install it without it completely fucking up your media.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Ha
The Wanking survey is on now
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] um

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# remash for bandwagon,,,,
(son of crazymum, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Oh dear

I appear to be developing an unhealthy obsession with this picture. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# which bit, the plinth of the young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# the sign
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# She's one band wagon
I'd be more than willing to jump.
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# The young lady
Worryingly :|
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Do you read Robert Rankin books?
Just seems familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I couldn't think of anything

except russians
(smoglane!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# do they sell
Kossacs too?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# No
Only russians
You want to go to the shop across the road for them
(smoglane!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Westminster council began to regret letting St. Judes School for the Terminally Lisping have anything to do with the street furniture naming commitee...


can I go to the pub yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# yes
you may.
But the bar's not open yet.
I really am going to stop b3taing and leave this time. Nggggg. Must... close... browser...
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# May not.
You'd miss the b3ta radio show starting in 5 minutes if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# where? where?
How do I hear it?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Here (hear)
www.resonancefm.com/audio.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# 9.4
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# May I listen to b3ta radio
and THEN get my train, and miss the rush hour?
Or is that putting b3ta above real life and unacceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Yes, as long as you don't...
gloat about it too much as I can't get onto the server.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:04, archived)
# aw, thanks
I'm sure they'll have a recording up here in no time, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I suggest
we place a replica of the entire world on top

at a one to one scale
(yakmonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# that's making me feel quite ill
or a 1:1 map of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# MINDPISS
Yay - first expience of mindpiss, I'm so glad it was with you dutchbird

*Smoking ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# nice
vomit/piss combo too

*barf*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# 1:1 map fab idea
now i'm off to get a full body tattoo of myself
(yakmonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# that just made me feel sick
...or maybe it was the prawn sandwich I found behind the bin and ate.
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# that hurts my brain
but is very nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Ooooh!
Conceptually tanfastic!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# thats idea is a bit.
pratchett-esque.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# which one is the real world
and which one is the real world?


(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# That would be fab
I like the idea of there being 0 gravity between the two too
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Yes! Exact replica though.
Then I can go to my upside down house, and there'll be an ounce of skunk without an owner.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# this is shit
(lib319, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# well
it made me giggle alot for some reason, so it cant be shit!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# not so
it caused a 6 on the snigger scale
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# <Random quote>
Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges.

/quote

i'n't Pratchett marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# ha
shplendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:59, archived)
# we should honour all of Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# yeah
mandella
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# what's with all the plinthy nonsense this afternoon
I dunno, I go off to the pub and come back to plint madness....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# something to do with the guardian
bloody communists...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# read the guardian
or go to their site

they wannustodesignshitfortheplinth
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# what?
they want b3tans to design shit for the plinth...? you know what'll happen...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# yes
i can see a lot of it here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# *chuckles*
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Weekend Special.......


Call or visit your local DomoDealer for
pricing of this lovely two piece DomoBoy
Recliner and matching ottoman.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# he'll
bite my ass if I sit there
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# hehehehe
I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# ooh
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# you boy!! stop running in the hallway.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# If Darth Vader
Finds Bronson on his plinth, there's gonna be a stranglin'
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# excellent
marvellous
lovely
super
smashing
great
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Mr Bowen?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# time it takes for the board to revolve
and other such inanities. i'm trying to get to 9000 as fast as possible
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# that's some lurkage!
11236 messages
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# fucking hell, you're pulling away at an astonishing rate
i'm going to have to come back at the weekend and do some serious wooing

that's 8900
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:00, archived)
# .
ill be amazed if i ever reach 1000.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:03, archived)
# best
yet
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# My idea am the bestest

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Haha
Like the one in the Simpsons!!
(Angelblood, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# ITS A BIG ONE
a 9 on the snigger scale
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:50, archived)
# i had that idea
but im far too lazy..

woo to you
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Is this
the new alternative to Congestion charges?
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha!!
That's excellent. WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)

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