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Shatmas - Stardate 60686.2

In honour of the divine god king William Shatman Shatner on this his birthday all must celebrate Shatmas so get seducing and/or killing those alien females, brush up on your Shatnerese and destroy all klingons.

Shatner's demands are as follows.
Board members should post in the holy tongue of Shatnerese.
Annoying your workmates/wife/cat by speaking this holy tongue all day is considered appeasing to the Shat.
Posting.....of......shopped......shatners.....is approved.......of.
A shatner draw off will be held at 3pm sharp, the finest of Shatner fan art will grant forth the gifts of the Shat in the form of 10 quatloos or one b3ta t-shirt.


The cast of characters so far.

TGA - Bones
M3Essential - KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
The Doctor - Scotty
Attila the bun - Uhuras pance and all door noises.
loonybean - A tribble.
bilbobarneybobs - Mr Spock
Captain Wow - A green alien lady that may be seduced or killed depending on the will of the Shat.
Keyboard Weasel - Sulu
Monsieur Monster - Chekov and his nuclear wessels.
Mictoboy - Fancy alien tart love scrumpet
brianftang - Zefram Cochrane.
pzykozomatik - Captain Pike
urbane legend - Ensign Fleshwound.
Riverghost - The credits. The word Shatner better be in bold.
chenobble - V-ger
Joe Scaramanga - Yeoman Rand
emvee - A Shatmas elf (From the christmas planet episode)
yeknom - plot inducing nebula
Mrs Trellis - A dilithium crystal


Thu 22 Mar 2007, 9:00

The whole blooming world

Shatmas - Stardate 60686.2

Going: The Doctor, The Great Architect, Your watch is, KittyVomit, Cheeky Boy!, M3Essential, loonybean, HappyToast, bennyhillslovechild, Attila the Bun, *f o o f*, bilbobarneybobs, Captain Wow, cupz, AutoPrawn, Monsieur Monster, mictoboy, brianftang, pzyko, mns, urbane legend, prodigy69, Druss_The_Legend, chenobble, Joe Scaramanga, mr spoons, Duncoffin, Throweron, Livi70590, Monty Propps, emvee, Damien's Hearse, Captain Pilchard, DR Mexico, mazzmatazz, the RAND corporation, Newingtons, Fetid Mimsy, coobeastie, Big Ian, Donkey Gums (41 people).

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:27, Reply)
She cannae take much more of this cap'n.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:31, Reply)
I've been doing some research

I reckon I've got the noise of the doors sorted...but I haven't been able to get hold of any of Uhura's pance from the series to double check what it's like to be them... I was wondering if maybe you had got some like


(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 19:42, Reply)
I. Shall. Be. Doing. My Bit. For. This. Day.

Count. Me. In.

I take the role of Bones


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:31, Reply)
Ex...ell....ent

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:32, Reply)
To boldly go where no b3tan has gone before

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:39, Reply)
/talk?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:41, Reply)
Best joke evah 2k+7 4EVA IDST

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:42, Reply)
Of Course I KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN do my bit to celebrate this event

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:48, Reply)
Excellent. I suggest we all take on roles from the classic ST. None of these fancy boy spin offs... although I do have a thing for Troi's tits

Only one rule, you cannot be the shat. There is only one shat. He who is the shat.

M3 - Blue Shirt 3 (I get killed immediately)


(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 21:56, Reply)
Right - I'm Bones

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:00, Reply)
Dibs on Scotty.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:01, Reply)
perve

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:04, Reply)
I'll be the credits!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 20:55, Reply)
I'll be a tribble,

just sitting in the background, squeaking and being fluffy


(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:10, Reply)
really?


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:13, Reply)
The Shatman is pleased with you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:14, Reply)
You think?


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:16, Reply)
I'll have to dig out the e-mail address of the heartless PR company that represents him.

Then the bombarding shall begin.


(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:19, Reply)
And breeding explosively.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:14, Reply)
Me missus won't be pleased!

We've already got a ginger one!


(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 22:42, Reply)
Be......rude.....not to sign......for.....this....

he is ...... a god.


(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:38, Reply)
.... THE God, I 'think' you'll find....

we've got you down as a Shuttle Bay ;)


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:39, Reply)
It's going to suck for whoever signs up when all we have left is the captains log.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:41, Reply)
This is going awfully well, may I dare suggest you list the roles on the day in the top bar, so people know the roles which have been taken?

such as....

TGA - Bones
M3Essential - 3rd Blue Shirt - Ensign

and such like, we MUST have a full crew...


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:43, Reply)
AtB - Uhura's pance :)

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:49, Reply)
hahahaha, I think she'll be picking up something on a distress frequency down there

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:52, Reply)
it won't be distress she's picking up

it'll be her pance


(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:55, Reply)
*fingers ears*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:55, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 0:02, Reply)
Can I be the noise of the door to the bridge

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:45, Reply)
*whiiiiish*

/only if you sign up, come on


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:46, Reply)
^see above

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 23:49, Reply)
I'm there!

Can I be Spock? (Spitting Image-Style?)


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 10:47, Reply)
Of.......course...............I've...................reserved it......................for...........you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 10:48, Reply)
I want to be a green bird not wearing much

I already have weird colour hair.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:07, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:17, Reply)
DIBBS ON SULU

Yesss!


(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:19, Reply)
Say nuclear vessels.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:20, Reply)
psssssssssst.

that was Chekov!


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:37, Reply)
Oh yeah, what the fuck am I about?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:55, Reply)
Sulu was the chinese guy

Like spock, but cooler


(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 10:01, Reply)
This..... sounds.... awesome...

*dons syrip*
Can I be Chekov? or a big floating head... or a the widdly wee sound of the intercoms


(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:44, Reply)
How about chekov's big floating head that communicates with intercom noises?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:52, Reply)
Bingo!

Wessels! =)


(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 27 Feb 2007, 11:57, Reply)
i'm in, but only if i can be that bald vulcan bird from one of the early films

you know the one, i forget her name


(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 21:01, Reply)
I shall be appearing as Zefram Cochrane

which seems good enough reason to get drunk



edit: if that's okay of course


(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:02, Reply)
hahaha, that's an excellent idea!

*gets drunk on Romulan Ale*


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 22:06, Reply)
I'd like to be Captain Pike

Most challenginged acting role in years
*bleep* *bleep*


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 10:30, Reply)
ooh, me please!

i shall be a redshirted ensign
destined for painful death


(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 11:16, Reply)
Can I be V-ger?

I've alway's wanted to be an insane AI descendant of an unmanned exploration vessel.


(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 11:39, Reply)
I love a bit of Shat action... as it were

After trawling through episode guides on imdb, I'd liek to be Yeoman Rand, if only cos it sounds like Randy, and all the decent characters are taken (even the Red Shirted minnions...hurumph)


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 12:29, Reply)
Done

Everyone seems to have forgotten KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! though.


(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 16:03, Reply)
That was to have been my second choice...

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee"....

/but I don't have a big prostethic chest to carry it off


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 18:42, Reply)
SHAT!

Yes! A big spunky yes!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 10:59, Reply)
Can I be the Shatmas Elf?

Please?


(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:10, Reply)
I can't see why not.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:13, Reply)
I....likethesound......ofthis!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 11:41, Reply)
Exc.....ell....ent.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 15:08, Reply)
I WANT TO BE...

T J HOOKER


(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:51, Reply)
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

fuck you shatner!!
i am tired of william fucking shatner being the only person that people care about on MY fucking birthday!!
i am tired of hearing people say "hey, guess whos birthday it is today. William Shatners"
FUCK YOU!!


(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 8:40, Reply)
Did you know, that William Shatner shares your birthday?

*runs away warp 10*


(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:35, Reply)
If I make...

...a post...

... on this day...

... it shall be very...



... shatneresque...

Can I be the three rocks and some gravel that they beam to every week?


(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 21:30, Reply)
I will wear my

Shatner Pants.

I will be Nurse Chappel.


(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 14 Mar 2007, 14:18, Reply)
I wanted to go to this but I can't :¬(

I am going to Space†, the final frontier.
Joining the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year†† mission: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.†††


†Dublin
††2 day
†††On business.


(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:38, Reply)
*Takes back the red jumper*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:15, Reply)
Here is a handy guide for everyone

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner

When did M3 get upgraded from blue shirt to KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN? I wanted to be KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:53, Reply)
Can I be his character from the twilight zone?

There's.... somethingonthewing.....some.....thing!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 20:42, Reply)
Can I join the cast as a plot inducing nebula?

(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 21 Mar 2007, 21:07, Reply)

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