Just an innocent child's toy...
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:27,
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Stuff it in an Audi advert. Job done.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:58,
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Mine has a sprinkler setting.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 23:40,
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mine has two reserve tanks
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 4:52,
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There's still a chance. He didn't say where they are. We need to organise a search of the Albert Hall.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 7:32,
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who's to say my wunderwaffe cryogenic de-aging secret project didn't work, and B3ta is just a convenient place to lie low?
but do not fear, genosse. plans are afoot. we have men in za right places. Ze Fatherland shall rize again!
But zis time, no more mr. nice guy!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:27,
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These tampon applicators are getting ridiculous.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 18:59,
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Trump Supporters being Trump supporters
NSFW
A few weeks old, but i don't think this has been posted here.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:43, Reply)
Funny in places, but not helpful
"Dumb fanatics are dumb" doesn't exactly get to the heart of America's problems.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:45,
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Just in case someone hasn't seen it.
Boris Johnson's Spitting Image puppet unveiled
The TV programme, famous for its mockery of politicians, is set to be relaunched this autumn.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:54,
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We're too easily offended as a nation for this to be anywhere near as good as it should be.
It'll be interesting to see how they manage to portray black personalities without massively offending a huge portion of the Twittersphere.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:15, Reply)
I'm offended by this remark.
But then again also strangely aroused. I only hope they will ignore the snowflakes and get on with it. If this country needs anything right now its a return to the "I don't give fuck" school of entertainment.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:23,
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And National Service.
And a return to the Gold Standard.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:34,
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The Birch? Bring back Crucifixion! Nail some sense into them!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:58,
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Your response is to pre-emptively get upset at the thought of people getting upset at the things you imagine will upset them.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:25,
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I've read Mr P comments a few times now
and cannot see how he's actually getting upset? He did have a point about how "edgy" this show could get compared to the original.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:54,
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I could spell it all out for you point by point
but he responded to the unveiling of a Boris Johnson puppet by complaining about things he predicts to happen, based on and demonstrative of his own faulty and fearful perceptions of people he characterises as faulty and fearful.
WRT how edgy this show might be, it will be reflective of its time, just how it used to be. 30-50 years from now, new Mr. Penises will hark back to the 2020s as the paragon of edginess and permissiveness, or whatever virtue is held in nostalgic esteem by then.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:24,
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Thank goodness then that we've got you to constantly tell everyone how they're thinking wrong. Otherwise we might turn out to have opinions or something.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:37,
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God forbid
we should have unauthorised thoughts.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:57,
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Because what I'm saying isn't presented as opinion..?
Because we are not exchanging ideas without engaging in any criticism?
What?
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:10,
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My points still stands though.
I don't see how he's "upset"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 21:02,
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May your point stand proud until the ends of time.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 22:58,
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Where's the spelling out then?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 8:48,
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It was never requested.
TBH I don't think anyone should need it, it's obvious just how upset and fearful Mr. Penis is.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:23,
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Honestly, pal.
I think you come across as upset and fearful far more frequently than I do. But just like your latent racial prejudice, you don't seem to be able to recognise it and/or admit to it.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:55, Reply)
Your response to the unveiling of a Boris Johnson puppet was to predict that anti-racists and black people would be upset by as yet unseen puppets of black people.
You turned a story about the reveal of a puppet of a white man into an anti-anti-racist right wing talking point about how this country is too easily offended.
To me, this looks like Daily Mail style racist fear.
Please now describe my latent racial prejudice.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:16,
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Not to me it's not
Please point it out
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:58,
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I think by now I've elaborated enough in other replies but if you still need help, gaz bivvyboi.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:42,
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I hope you appreciate the irony in this post.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:08,
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Hopefully the grownups in various ethnicities will understand everyone is caricatured.
There will always be the professionally outraged.
Much of the sensitivity relates to the use of caricatures by racists in the past or just punching down generally.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:02,
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Apart from Trump
- they've ditched the caricature and just gone for what he actually looks like
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:12,
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We've found the limit beyond which exaggeration isn't possible.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:17,
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The hair is too thick imo.
Too thick and too yellow.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:28,
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This one on the other had
pure grotesque
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 3:56,
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How good should it be?
The original was very patchy, and bringing shows back relies on nostalgia over ideas and talent.
Nice to be proved wrong, but it should be as good as the Are You Being Served remake.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 18:13,
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They had their glorious moments:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZKuuFli2o
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:40, Reply)
The great thing about the British public is, they don't mind.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 19:31,
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People remember the puppet designs, but was the show actually that good? My only memory of it is that bloody song.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:07,
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What, this one?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2iHa4sbHKoA
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:11,
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That's the one.
I mean there's the other one I guess, but that's the one that always turns up.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:15,
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I just checked
and I don't recognise any of their other songs except those two.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:00,
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Surprising how it has lasted.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:23,
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I hum it when working with South Africans
I mean, I french, so I am humming a French song.
What?
(, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:52, Reply)
I think all the old episodes are still up on youtube....
Much of it doesn't stand up, really. Some of that is because it was satirising forgotten events of one week of the 80s/90s. Some is because Ian Hislop just isn't that funny. The last series or two were the worst.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 18:08,
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Take that, Thatcher!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 2:16,
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It’s good
But it’s no Flumps...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 0:02,
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Black Hole Big Bang Theory
- not the one with Sheldon bumming Amy in blackface, but a stoner theory actually elevated to "real science" status.
The Big Bang may be a black hole inside another universe
We may be living in a daughter universe inside of black hole from a mother universe.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:31,
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Intruiging.
The whole origin-of-existence thingy is a chin-scratcher, that's for sure.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 11:51, Reply)
Yeah - like, whoa man!
Really, this theory doesn't help us much. It just kicks the original can down the road. Where did the previous universe come from, eh?
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:07,
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Midichlorians.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:32,
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Quantum fluctuations
similar to virtual particles. To start with, you just need a chance that something might appear. Eventually, something becomes a certainty. Then there is something instead of just the possibility of something. That is why when we examine the deepest levels of reality we find nothing more than probability.
Once there is something, that collects, makes black holes, and these become new universes.
These new universes have slightly different physics and some of these trend towards enabling more black holes. This also trends towards physics rules that support life.
We are probably many many universes deep compared to the prime universe. It is unlikely we will ever know what it was truly like.
Like a photocopy that has gone through the machine too many times, the original information is long gone.
Essentially, we are made from nothing more than the merest possibility that something might exist and a fuckload of something like time that made that possibility a certainty. Nothing is real and what there is, is falling towards a singularity that will destroy everything.
Have a nice day :)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:43,
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I'll have what he's smoking please
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:34,
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Agreed! I've seen this proposal before, and I'm happy enough with it.
Trouble is, "...you just need a chance that something might appear" is a big precondition to start with!
What was there before there was something, for the something to appear in?
It's hard to consider the origins of something so fundamental as space-time. Where was it? When was it?
*head asplodes*
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:02,
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What was there before there was something, for the something to appear in?
Nothing, with a smattering of possibility of something.
Of course, this suggests that possibility itself is a fundamental part of reality separate from matter, space, or time.
Or at least it was in some other universe.
I find the concept of eternal inflation to be as likely, or possibly happening alongside.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjsZEZMR7I
If you have a spare hour to listen to people talking about it
There is another idea which I am not sure is being considered, which is that inflation is just how it looks inside a black hole.
The idea of being in a black hole inside a universe eternally inflating which in turn is inside another black hole etc etc etc is a real head asplode moment for me.
At that point, my brain says "Just give up and be a Buddhist"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:14,
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This is always what does my nut in
Nothing or something has always been there for us to be here
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:40,
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Of course
if you let go of the concept that one thing has to happen after another and that time flows in a particular direction and has only a single dimension then it is possible that there is no 'before' or 'after', they are just an illusion caused by our motion through time and so as soon as a thing exists, it is possible for it to have always existed.
check out at 3:49 for an explanation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2azFOX9P0fc
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:56,
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Cheers
I think I am getting there in stopping my tummy from flipping the more I think about it. I guess we are just hard wired to time and a beginning/end as that's what we experience.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:59,
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I'm afraid I didn't understand that. Could you stand on a mountaintop and explain it to a camera on a helicopter please?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:43,
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Thusly-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xqse4VoNsYY
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:33,
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Only if
the helicopter flew me up there, my knees are not what they were.
But yeah, I'd love to go to exotic places and stand about looking real moody while a helicopter flew around. I could talk a load of bollocks about stuff while it happens if that is what is wanted.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:54,
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It's only real science if it is experimentally observable. Unless you can provide a proper mathematical theory to describe it that is provable by experiment and observations then you might just as well say it's turtles all the way down.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:35,
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This, in my non-phd opinion, is misleading bollocks.
Saying that the laws of physics break down at the singularity is trueish, but spaghettification and the weak and strong nuclear forces are well understood. 'You' are not getting anywhere near the singularity. Complete atoms are not getting anywhere near the fucker without being ripped apart.
Hawking revealed that black holes eventually evaporate 100% of their mass back into the universe that birthed them, therefore they don't send material or energy or information elsewhere, certainly not to another universe.
The properties of a black hole, 'white hole' and big bang singularity all share common and complimentary features. That does not prove a holographic universe, or a nested pocket universe, or a Boltzmann brain at the end of time simulating us in its imagination, or any shapeshifting reptile woowoo shit.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:39,
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If you want to reproduce the image
used as a thumbnail, get some wire wool and a 9V battery, a metal whisk on a chain and a camera on a tripod.
Put the wire wool into the whisk, touch the 9V battery to the wool and is starts glowing, spin it around your head and it burns and bits fly off.
Take a long exposure photo of that.
It's not a black hole.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:47,
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Shit! You mean that I can't sit by a black hole with my umbrella?
I demand my money back, internet! I demand it!
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:58,
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If you don't have a 9v battery handy
a lighter works just fine. That's physics I guess.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:13, Reply)
A flying grain silo
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 7:09,
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Guessing the burp at takeoff that sent stuff flying wasn't intended
Potentially the flaming bit of the engine before touchdown as well.
Still worked though.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 7:40, Reply)
It's fairly normal for rocket engines to be a little bit on fire.
SN5 was resting on a wooden frame before takeoff, and amazingly most of it survived.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:42,
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Spaaaaaaaaaace!
Very impressive for a first flight.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:17,
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fnaf
I read this article. I think you put a lot of effort into creating this article. I appreciate your work. abfi write great.
vex 3
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 4:08, Reply)
yeah, not clicking that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 4:33,
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Leader of the free world.
Edit:
Just found this nicely done vid of him arguing with himself:
youtu.be/W7rJp2Tx7vc
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Varmint, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:57,
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This was a nice edit
twitter.com/Darren_Dutton/status/1290578605991440384
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:17,
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This is reminiscent of those fifties/sixties psychiatric interviews.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 0:08,
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Or, if you ask his supporters
Destroying the fake news MSM with facts and logic.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 0:31,
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Its so bizzare to read the left and right leaning news
It makes me second guess my own thoughts on the crazy old cunt.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 1:36,
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it's a familiar refrain for those of us who like to dirty ourselves by engaging with his supporters
Find some peripheral metric that the US is not the worst at, then ignore all else.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 2:32,
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Or outright lies.
A Republican friend of my mum sent her a WHO report showing the US had the best health service in the world. My mum, an NHS medic all her career, thought something was off about the report, so she went looking for the original source. The division of the WHO that supposedly produced the report didn’t exist.
And this was before Trump.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 9:06, Reply)
Breitbart messageboards are an experience.
Rabid delusion doesn't quite cover it, I actually feel myself getting more depressed as I browse.
Their support seems almost beyond tribal and into religious.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:49,
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The camera work should win an Emmy or something
Makes it look like The Office
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:02, Reply)
Bizarre biology
Boy with three penises undergoes successful surgery
The 2-year-old was born with an extremely rare condition known as diphallia
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:08,
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Imagine the hits on his tinder profile.
"*unzips* Take your pick"
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:33,
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I suppose at the end of the day he's only got two hands
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:27,
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I didn't watch it but I hope the intent was to add three more
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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:42,
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Okay, who left the oven on?
Fuck me, that's a big explosion though.
YouTube
Auf YouTube findest du großartige Videos und erstklassige Musik. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder mit der ganzen Welt teilen.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:17, Reply)
Your link no work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tV6-0Ugwk
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:44,
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Weird, working for me.
How about this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-p-wnDGkZ4
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This one's a better angle and not in portrait
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 21:43,
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A crass and insensitive joke like that at a time like this,
could blow up in your face.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:01,
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Your link, like your conscience, is broken.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:54,
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Nothing wrong with your sanctimony, that's working just fine.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:03,
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FUCKING HELL
big bang boom
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:30,
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I don't see what the big deal is, that doesn't seem so...
Fuck
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:10,
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Waiting for giant reptile to cause havoc
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:45,
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video without Youtube blablabla
www.breachbangclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Explosion-in-Beirut.mp4?_=1
More stuff:
www.breachbangclear.com/explosion-beirut/
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:46, Reply)
That’s some toxic looking smoke.
Reminiscent of that one in Tianjin. Wonder what they were storing here.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:46,
Reply)
One rather specific rumour seems to be 2500 tons of nitrate.
Which would probably do it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:45,
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that's a lot of poppers
the lebanese gay community are going to be devastated
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 3:12,
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Did they leave it next to the diesel?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:23,
Reply)
Well, it clearly wasn't stored inside a metal box
like it should have been.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:56, Reply)
Shipping Forecast - Acid House Remix
I made this!
Remix by old b3tan Ricardo Autobahn.
With visual help from Happy Toast and Dr Dunno.
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rob, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:59,
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Didn't realise
Any of you were still alive. Or is this computer learning giving it some?
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:05, Reply)
It's funny at the start of lockdown I was going through YouTube looking for things to sample and I cam across this www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGi8dLrNYpI Alan Bennet reading the shipping forecast which I duly sampled along with Brian Clough in conversation with Don Revie amongst other things. Oh and a great Duckman rant.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 19:19, Reply)
Awesome. And you've just prodded me to dig out my Cuban Boys CDs again.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:10,
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Ricardo will be pleased with this reponse
I'm mostly in awe that he co-wrote the Daz Sampson Eurovision track
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rob, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:10,
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Gordon Murray's new car
The legendary designer of the McLaren F1 has had another go at it.
Bloody hell it looks good.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:38,
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Wasp Kemp
The video is particularly entertaining
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:20,
Reply)
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 16:01, Reply)
This
b3ta.com/challenge/rosskemp/
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:01,
Reply)
Which one of you etc.?
Man has penis grown on his arm after losing genitalia to sepsis
‘When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film,’ says Malcolm MacDonald
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:47, Reply)
You mean they had the opportunity to put it on his forehead and they didn't take it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:51,
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Worlds Worst Tinder Pic
This man has created his own domain of reality where bravery, naivety and hope merge into one. After a lot of thought...respect!
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:33, Reply)
I have a Makey Makey, so in theory could configure a similar instrument.
Tragically, though, I lack 10 fat German sausages.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:59, Reply)
I started reading and thought
"That's not so bad, sometimes a banana is just a banana" then I got to the slogan they put with the advert:
"Lets your heart beat faster - in every aspect."
and yeah, that just not right.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 12:29,
Reply)
Honi soit qui mal y pense, innit. Evil be to him who evil thinks.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:36,
Reply)
Et quis vel qui fecerunt ei: olfecerint.
He who dealt it, smelt it.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:29,
Reply)
Caesar adsum jam forte. Brutus aderat.
Caesar sic in omnibus. Brutus sic in at.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:54,
Reply)
Oh fuck, am I on the wrong board again?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:42,
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I think that is an accurate metaphore too.
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brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:02,
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Are people upset because their own brains
decided a girl with a banana was sexual?
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 12:51, Reply)
^this^, so much f****king ^this^
While the advert might be ill-judged, there's a lot of foamy-mouthed ranting going on:
Provocative pose - kid leaning on car.
Banana in mouth - it's quite clearly not.
Life-threatening - not if the car's parked, which it appears to be.
The driver would not be able to see the child - if there was a driver and they couldn't see the kid they should have their license revoked immediately.
I think I'm most angry that Audi have caved in to this lot.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:11,
Reply)
Plus, the parking sensor would go absolutely fucking apeshit as soon as you fired up the engine.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:29, Reply)
So the there suggesting you drive a performance car
to race your heart, in the aspect of your life which is being a parent?
That's suggesting driving dangerously! Ban this advert!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:39,
Reply)
All Audi drivers are closet paedophiles.
I thought that was common knowledge.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 12:54,
Reply)
is that supposed to be a 'There's something about Mary' quiff?*
*probably not
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:06, Reply)
IT'S A FUCKING BANANA
Jezzuz what is wrong with people. To have read SO MUCH into a picture of a girl eating a banana. Mental.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:35, Reply)
Mr Penis is angry on the internet again.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:03,
Reply)
disgusting, I'm outraged.
she's going to get her mucky banana covered fingerprints all over the nice clean paintwork
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LP, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:57,
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and removing the fingerprints may remove a micron or so of the paintjob forcing the owner to consider having it redone
but does anyone in the ad department think of that , no.
Though to be fair they probably can't afford audis so clearly pay rises and company cars should be supplied to the ad department to remedy this now and for the future.
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I don't know which is most pathetic:
the original knee-jerk frothing outrage, the knee-jerk frothing outrage in this thread over the original knee-jerk frothing outrage, or my knee-jerk frothing outrage in this post over the knee-jerk frothing outrage in this thread over the original knee-jerk frothing outrage.
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This post offends me.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:41,
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Centuries of Sound - 1927
I made this!
Hello /links!
As you probably know, I've been making these mixes for every year for a while now, quite a lot of this has been trying so persuade people to try listening to badly-recorded, not-very-good-anyway music. That's finally over, 1927 is genuinely up there with the best years of recorded music, and I am really not joking here.
Under the link: stream, download, blog post, etc.
This is a good one to share with anyone you think may be interested!
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Zuowan, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:19,
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Yay Babrbecue Bob, will there be Laughing Charley as well at some point?
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Quite possibly, I really have a hard time cutting all this amazing music down to 80 or so tracks per year, so can guarantee very little unfortunately.
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Zuowan, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 11:21,
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Carol Kaye
A short video about a session musician in the 60's. I wasn't aware of her until recently.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 9:54,
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Oh yes, she's amazing and played bass on everything worth mentioning
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:13,
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It seems that way
Totally blasé about the whole thing too!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 11:19,
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When want to know about Count Bassie, Carol was the Bassie on that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:22,
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Carole Kaye teaching Gene Simmons how to play bass
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHrqopeqIY
And he's been playing for 65,000 years
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The Wrecking Crew documentary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZgBexrZvM0
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 5:25,
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