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uncluttered, bright and airy
Property for sale in London, W1
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 8:12,
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How much is just the red line?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 8:36,
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bit of balancing required if that's still to be a pied-à-terre
but a bonus is you could get many on the same line though rules on multiple occupancy would apply
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:54,
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Compact and Bijou, Mosten!
200Mbps internet available and easy access to underground stations.
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mintchocchip, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 8:38,
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not sure if you have to dig down for the latter
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:54,
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It is vast
for Smurfs.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:29,
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Reduced for quick sale

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mintchocchip, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 8:52,
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nice to see there's a gap between the red line and the pavement, that'll be for the garden
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:49,
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It is not known how much
the council tax will cost.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:25,
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The sweetcorn beetle
"The aquatic beetle Regimbartia attenuata can actively escape from the vent of the frog Pelophylax nigromaculatus via the digestive system. This beetle species may promote frog excretion to facilitate its escape."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 7:32,
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I clicked this hours ago
and I'm still struggling to find the words to describe the uncomfortable feeling I'm now experiencing.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 4 Aug 2020, 16:50,
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Of course this is on the popular page
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:34,
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read this before and found it depressing
poor bastard has had a shit few years, hope he has found safety
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 6:50,
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He must be tough and resourceful to manage it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:42,
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beetle bottomed?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 21:51,
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Maizeman!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:31,
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LP: Lost On You (Live Session)
Was introduced to LP by my partner. After initial confusion about whether it was a guy or girl I realised it didn’t matter and she has the most powerful voice I’ve ever heard and I love her.
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JauntyArt, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 0:27,
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Climbed on the topsail of a three master in a storm once.
Like the one on her chest.
Love her voice.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:21,
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Planet Earth: Karens (Narrated by David Attenborough)
Using vo.codes
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 3 Aug 2020, 18:08,
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After decades of feminism, is anyone surprised?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 20:22,
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Intense tantrum at 1.55
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 21:45,
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I know there are some old ravers here
I'm literally on fucking fire, my b3ta account is old enough to vote, and I'm wondering where the time has gone.
This chap is banging out new jungle/hardcore on old equipment, and it's making me all nostalgic.
Worth checking out more of his stuff if you were fond of a cup of tea and a disco biscuit back in the day
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 9:58,
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MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 13:31,
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Your eyes! I make your eyes!
You Nexus 6 right?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:22,
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Ha!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:46,
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You'll have seen stuff younger accounts can't even dream of
threads with participant numbers in double figures
and so on
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 13:54,
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Not to mention the invention of /links itself. And /talk, but we try not to mention them
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:00,
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I remember when all this were /board...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:14,
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I've been here longer than my account
I remember the heady days when you could post without an account!
As for "it were all fields" - I did catch the very end of the original green colour scheme, although I was only an observer back then.
Edit: am I making that up? I could have sworn there was a short lived green colour scheme - but archive.org is being a dick today and won't show me anything so I can't check.
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:39,
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Beats me.
I’m a newcomer. Only been around for...*checks*...fuck.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:32,
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hahahahaha
you youngsters crack me up
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:38,
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Happy candles!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 14:33,
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Blessings of the Feast of St Candleberts Day be upon thee
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 14:38,
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You sir! What was the fast way of life?
(Concandulations)
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 14:55,
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Speeeedcore!
DJ Hetz Hudson!

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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:41,
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\o/
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:28,
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You've just reminded me of
"steel toecap boots in a washing machine"
b3ta.com/board/686645
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:36,
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\o/
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 19:11,
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Ahhh, those were the days
/me goes back to lurking...
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 8 Aug 2020, 13:27,
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Old fart
Though not near candles, that could be lethal.
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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:15,
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ello old chap!
Long time no see, we really must do beers etc etc (in 2021 at this rate)
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:44,
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Socially distanced beers?
I can sit in your garden sipping beer, while you sit inside watching the TV.
Like old times. :-)
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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:48,
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“Recent” front page messages ;-)
Happy candleday
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:30,
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They all pre-date /links
I've barely posted anything on /board since it became obvious that posting youtube conspiracy theories was what all the cool kids were doing
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:42,
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I have over 17 years between my FPs
When all this was fields...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 18:22,
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Voting? You mean legally fuckable in ALL of the US
It's not kiddy fiddling anymore
[In half of US states, there is no legal minimum age for marriage; a 40-year-old man can, in theory, marry a five-year-old girl. www.theguardian.com/inequality/2018/feb/06/it-put-an-end-to-my-childhood-the-hidden-scandal-of-us-child-marriage]
And on that bombshell...Happy candles LP.
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unclepills, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:01,
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I think you might have mistaken me
for /talk
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 16:04,
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Hang on though wasn't the A1200 32-bit?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 17:37,
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8 bit samples...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 22:37,
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Therefore FAKE chiptune.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:41,
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Fake why?
It's using the Amiga's sound chip, Paula, which provides 4 channels of 8 bit PCM audio (OctaMED is capable of 8 channels by using software mixing).
The Amiga doesn't have a PSG (programmable sound generator), unlike its contemporary, the Atari ST.
MOD music is considered part of the chiptune scene (I know some old-school tracker musicians).
'Fake' chiptune generally refers to using software (e.g. VST plugins) on modern hardware to produce sounds that are similar to what is produced by old hardware, but even artists employing such techniques are accepted as being part of the chiptune scene.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:16,
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I was being an ironic hardcore chiptune troll, soz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 21:06,
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Fookin' 'ell LP!
All growed up and mature a well-rounded adult and definitely not still puerile as fuck and all that. Grats.
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 17:43,
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I must try harder
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LP, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 20:40,
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Father Stack Approves
Happy Candle Day

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 22:35,
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happy candles, 5044
18 years for me soon
great vid too, I need to see if my A1200 still works (probably needs new caps)
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custard, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 22:55,
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Happy candles youngster.
Turn that racket down.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 23:19,
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Happy candles, old man.
I liked the video, as it aligns with my interests.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 23:22,
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18 years of no regrets!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 23:45,
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LOve me a bit of Jungle
Happy candles fella
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 6:39,
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ravy
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 6:59,
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Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
He was a wanker
teen union hoe, wank, leave
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 3:03,
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Seamen
Are like playful otters?
Are they calling me an otter?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:27,
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jonathan coulton's braindead episode recaps
dont watch these! if you haven't seen braindead and still intend to, or if you can't stand jonathan coulton's whimsy, or if you have seen braindead, but didn't like it.
i just binged the show and loved it, and i think jonathan coulton's great so, er, watch them or don't.
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ozof, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 6:28,
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It was a decent series.
and his recaps always made me smile.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 8:43,
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Not a huge fan of his whimsy
but these are a great way to relive the show. Sad that it didn't make it further.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 14:06,
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Scottish National Lobotomy
NSFW
I made this!
niche Scottish shite about Scottish Cvnts,by me.
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bonnie_prince_bob, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 23:52,
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You won, get over it
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 13:32,
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What, in your view, is a neoliberal?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 18:04,
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Like, take your basic liberal, but newer...
Actually, it's not. Let Noam tell you instead:
youtu.be/tBzSLu3MZ6I
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 3 Aug 2020, 19:28,
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I'm aware of how Noam defines it, I'm interested in a definition from bonnie_prince_bob.
I hear a lot of pseuds throwing the term around to describe everyone they personally dislike in politics, you see. It is hard to know wtf people mean when they describe, for example, both the US Republicans and the SNP as neoliberal.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:55,
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I'm not clicking that
- even if it's about detangling car hair, it'll still get me on the furry-list.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 14:31,
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Your car has hair?
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 3:00,
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I really wish I hadn't just Googled "furry car"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 9:57,
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Make David Attenborough say things
Text to speech thingy for famous people. Type in words and the computer impersonates the famous person. Don't make David say rude things, or you will burn in hell or kill kittens or something.
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plankton, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:05,
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He can’t say “wank” anyway.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 20:12,
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Bloody hell you're right
I tried it three times in succession and it came out as "womph womph womph"
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 17:16,
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John Oliver
is coming out American or South African for me, depending on the sentence.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 20:31,
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Most of the voices are men, bit sexist.
Put more women on, Nigella Lawson for instance.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 21:31,
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I assume so you can get her to say naughty things.
I therefore agree with this statement.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 14:27,
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Mr Men theme cover
I made this!

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:25,
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Beautiful.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:28,
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Thank you
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:35,
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Smooth.
5/7
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:41,
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Sounds more like 4/4 to me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:18,
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Shmocking
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:37,
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Niiice
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:44,
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Hmm, marvellous!
Pearoasting this with no shame ;o) youtu.be/NdWJpHt1Xws
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 20:18,
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very nice
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ozof, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 22:14,
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Superb!
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 3 Aug 2020, 9:18,
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The postman loves Fridays.
It's a Facebook link if that shit bothers you.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:19,
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Original TikTok
which will play even if you don't have an account, I think. That way you can can see a postman dancing to a shit nineties pop dance track at the request of the braying camera holder driving past, but without logging in to fartbook.
vm.tiktok.com/J2cmVsV/
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:39,
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Unfortunately, it involves visiting TikTok.
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Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:41,
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possibly something like this, only shorter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGigMKBpwk8
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 22:30,
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Can't believe I fucked him.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 22:29,
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ZX Spectrum / Next Unboxings - Moritz, Baggers In Space & more!
Here, I discuss several ZX Spectrum and ZX Spectrum Next games including some unique SD cards for Moritz The Striker, Pi-Dentity and more, and new Next games, Warhawk, Tyvarian and Baggers In Space!
And some of these Moritz covers remind me of the colourful Software Projects games that were released on the Speccy in the '80s, and how I wished I could collect them all!.
mod: Spam be gone.
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BeachHut, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:01,
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I came.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:40,
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eyesore
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:56,
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you forgot the question mark
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:20,
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?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:24,
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conkers
b3ta.com/board/10974824
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:21,
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oops
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:39,
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i chevron'd
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:25,
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worst chevron ever
We must take small joy though
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 21:42,
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soz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZSWCxtqEJQ
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 22:18,
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Watch Bob and Doug safely splash down at 19.48 BST
...or unsafely splash down a few minutes before that if their parachutes fail, or die in a fireball at around 19:30, or suffer a catastrophic failure during the deorbit burn at about ..now. ..Ish.
All chutes deployed! They've splashed down! They survived!
All times are subject to change, I'll try to update this post accordingly.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 16:18,
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Will they be in moooooortaaall daaaanger?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 17:07,
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Slightly less mortal danger than landing a shonky Space Shuttle or Boeing Starliner
but they are sitting inside a bomb.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 17:32,
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Not really
they will have dropped the bomb bit off just before they hit the air and let it just fall into the ocean.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 17:58,
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Yes really!
The trunk, the part they are jettisoning, has some aerodynamic fins, some radiators and some solar panels. The engines and fuel tanks are integrated in the capsule itself.
External view - note the engines are halfway up the capsule: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Dragon_2_DM-2_02.jpg
Cross section view - note the fuel tanks (in pink) are inside the capsule: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/Dragon_2_DM-2_03.jpg/1280px-Dragon_2_DM-2_03.jpg
And here's a photo: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Crew_Dragon_Pad_Abort_Test_%2816814592054%29.jpg
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 18:08,
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You seem to be under the impression
that I care.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:03,
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Yes.
Because you joined the discussion and continued to interact with me. Seems fairly conclusive.
Sorry if you feel fact shamed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 19:11,
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...

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 21:11,
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The penis is evil.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 21:17,
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 21:24,
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Haha!
If Zardoz were a klansman. Or one of Vader's snowtroopers.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 21:56,
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Mrs Wizard done did more arting
Please take a peek and click and stuff. She needs encouragement from people who aren't related to her.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 14:34,
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This is great
Always like seeing process vids
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clinteastwoodbradfield, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 17:20,
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RIP Wilford Brimley
Time to revisit one of the finest youtube remixes ever made
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 13:17,
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That is fantastic
Not seen that one before.
Dr is gangsta.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 17:56,
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Can't listen to that much of his crap just for that punchline
I got kicked out of a party once cos I slagged him off. Turns out they were all his BIGGEST FANS!
Weird, like the time I got chucked out of a party which turned out to be full of born again bible bashers.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 11:13,
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Anyone slagging ND off
DESERVES to be kicked out of a party!
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 12:08,
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Awite gwandad
The very worst of MoR blandrock
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 13:40,
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Varmint, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 23:00,
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Not all bad news then
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 23:32,
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Just silly
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 3:19,
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Had to watch them all
Brilliant
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 7:35,
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Loved it!
:)
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robh, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 9:43,
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Aces!!! Good stuff
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 12:24,
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I lolled.
Great stuff.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 13:01,
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These are all great!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 2 Aug 2020, 13:23,
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Lovely!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 3 Aug 2020, 15:39,
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