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This is a link post Just an innocent child's toy...


(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:27, , Reply)
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Stuff it in an Audi advert. Job done.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cider out schnozz laughing at this thank you

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ upset ^

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 5 Aug 2020, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post my cock has two eyes too.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine has a sprinkler setting.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post mine has two reserve tanks

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 4:52, , Reply)
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well that's my 'cumquat may is Hitler' theory blown out the water
 (stubhuman, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 7:03, , Reply)
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There's still a chance. He didn't say where they are. We need to organise a search of the Albert Hall.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post who's to say my wunderwaffe cryogenic de-aging secret project didn't work, and B3ta is just a convenient place to lie low?
but do not fear, genosse. plans are afoot. we have men in za right places. Ze Fatherland shall rize again!
But zis time, no more mr. nice guy!
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zat means we de not revive Goering?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post These tampon applicators are getting ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Trump Supporters being Trump supporters NSFW
A few weeks old, but i don't think this has been posted here.
(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny in places, but not helpful
"Dumb fanatics are dumb" doesn't exactly get to the heart of America's problems.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Alistair Cooke.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're too easily offended as a nation for this to be anywhere near as good as it should be.
It'll be interesting to see how they manage to portray black personalities without massively offending a huge portion of the Twittersphere.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm offended by this remark.
But then again also strangely aroused. I only hope they will ignore the snowflakes and get on with it. If this country needs anything right now its a return to the "I don't give fuck" school of entertainment.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:23, , Reply)
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And National Service.
And a return to the Gold Standard.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post BRING BACK THE BIRCH

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:11, , Reply)
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The Birch? Bring back Crucifixion! Nail some sense into them!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nails?
Real men use blunt dowels.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your response is to pre-emptively get upset at the thought of people getting upset at the things you imagine will upset them.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, snowflake.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've read Mr P comments a few times now
and cannot see how he's actually getting upset? He did have a point about how "edgy" this show could get compared to the original.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could spell it all out for you point by point
but he responded to the unveiling of a Boris Johnson puppet by complaining about things he predicts to happen, based on and demonstrative of his own faulty and fearful perceptions of people he characterises as faulty and fearful.

WRT how edgy this show might be, it will be reflective of its time, just how it used to be. 30-50 years from now, new Mr. Penises will hark back to the 2020s as the paragon of edginess and permissiveness, or whatever virtue is held in nostalgic esteem by then.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:24, , Reply)
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Thank goodness then that we've got you to constantly tell everyone how they're thinking wrong. Otherwise we might turn out to have opinions or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post God forbid
we should have unauthorised thoughts.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because what I'm saying isn't presented as opinion..?
Because we are not exchanging ideas without engaging in any criticism?

What?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post My points still stands though.
I don't see how he's "upset"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 5 Aug 2020, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post May your point stand proud until the ends of time.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the spelling out then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 6 Aug 2020, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was never requested.
TBH I don't think anyone should need it, it's obvious just how upset and fearful Mr. Penis is.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly, pal.
I think you come across as upset and fearful far more frequently than I do. But just like your latent racial prejudice, you don't seem to be able to recognise it and/or admit to it.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your response to the unveiling of a Boris Johnson puppet was to predict that anti-racists and black people would be upset by as yet unseen puppets of black people.
You turned a story about the reveal of a puppet of a white man into an anti-anti-racist right wing talking point about how this country is too easily offended.


To me, this looks like Daily Mail style racist fear.

Please now describe my latent racial prejudice.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not to me it's not
Please point it out
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 6 Aug 2020, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think by now I've elaborated enough in other replies but if you still need help, gaz bivvyboi.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 7 Aug 2020, 17:42, , Reply)
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I hope you appreciate the irony in this post.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully the grownups in various ethnicities will understand everyone is caricatured.
There will always be the professionally outraged.
Much of the sensitivity relates to the use of caricatures by racists in the past or just punching down generally.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from Trump
- they've ditched the caricature and just gone for what he actually looks like

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've found the limit beyond which exaggeration isn't possible.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hands should have been baby sized. Missed a trick there.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The hair is too thick imo.
Too thick and too yellow.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but what about the puppet?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Squints"

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see John Saxon getting some work after what happened

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one on the other had
pure grotesque

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 3:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Aug 2020, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post How good should it be?
The original was very patchy, and bringing shows back relies on nostalgia over ideas and talent.

Nice to be proved wrong, but it should be as good as the Are You Being Served remake.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They had their glorious moments:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZKuuFli2o
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The great thing about the British public is, they don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Billy Idol's let himself go

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:43, , Reply)
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People remember the puppet designs, but was the show actually that good? My only memory of it is that bloody song.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, this one?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2iHa4sbHKoA
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:11, , Reply)
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That's the one.

I mean there's the other one I guess, but that's the one that always turns up.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:15, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZsbT867uEE
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just checked
and I don't recognise any of their other songs except those two.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is an absolute classic though.
Worth it just for that one song.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprising how it has lasted.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hum it when working with South Africans
I mean, I french, so I am humming a French song.

What?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think all the old episodes are still up on youtube....
Much of it doesn't stand up, really. Some of that is because it was satirising forgotten events of one week of the 80s/90s. Some is because Ian Hislop just isn't that funny. The last series or two were the worst.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take that, Thatcher!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 2:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right on!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Aug 2020, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazing Grace I made this!
Here's some fuzz...
(Blonix be alright, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s good
But it’s no Flumps...
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Where is the Flumps duder?

(Sherbs, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(Sherbs, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Hole Big Bang Theory
- not the one with Sheldon bumming Amy in blackface, but a stoner theory actually elevated to "real science" status.
The Big Bang may be a black hole inside another universe



We may be living in a daughter universe inside of black hole from a mother universe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Intruiging.
The whole origin-of-existence thingy is a chin-scratcher, that's for sure.
 (stubhuman, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah - like, whoa man!
Really, this theory doesn't help us much. It just kicks the original can down the road. Where did the previous universe come from, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:07, , Reply)
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Midichlorians.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are they like Mancunians?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:03, , Reply)
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Fookin 'ope not.
 (stubhuman, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quantum fluctuations
similar to virtual particles. To start with, you just need a chance that something might appear. Eventually, something becomes a certainty. Then there is something instead of just the possibility of something. That is why when we examine the deepest levels of reality we find nothing more than probability.

Once there is something, that collects, makes black holes, and these become new universes.

These new universes have slightly different physics and some of these trend towards enabling more black holes. This also trends towards physics rules that support life.

We are probably many many universes deep compared to the prime universe. It is unlikely we will ever know what it was truly like.

Like a photocopy that has gone through the machine too many times, the original information is long gone.

Essentially, we are made from nothing more than the merest possibility that something might exist and a fuckload of something like time that made that possibility a certainty. Nothing is real and what there is, is falling towards a singularity that will destroy everything.

Have a nice day :)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have what he's smoking please

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed! I've seen this proposal before, and I'm happy enough with it.
Trouble is, "...you just need a chance that something might appear" is a big precondition to start with!
What was there before there was something, for the something to appear in?
It's hard to consider the origins of something so fundamental as space-time. Where was it? When was it?

*head asplodes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was there before there was something, for the something to appear in?
Nothing, with a smattering of possibility of something.

Of course, this suggests that possibility itself is a fundamental part of reality separate from matter, space, or time.

Or at least it was in some other universe.

I find the concept of eternal inflation to be as likely, or possibly happening alongside.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjsZEZMR7I

If you have a spare hour to listen to people talking about it

There is another idea which I am not sure is being considered, which is that inflation is just how it looks inside a black hole.

The idea of being in a black hole inside a universe eternally inflating which in turn is inside another black hole etc etc etc is a real head asplode moment for me.

At that point, my brain says "Just give up and be a Buddhist"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is always what does my nut in
Nothing or something has always been there for us to be here
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course
if you let go of the concept that one thing has to happen after another and that time flows in a particular direction and has only a single dimension then it is possible that there is no 'before' or 'after', they are just an illusion caused by our motion through time and so as soon as a thing exists, it is possible for it to have always existed.

check out at 3:49 for an explanation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2azFOX9P0fc
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I think I am getting there in stopping my tummy from flipping the more I think about it. I guess we are just hard wired to time and a beginning/end as that's what we experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 13:59, , Reply)
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I'm afraid I didn't understand that. Could you stand on a mountaintop and explain it to a camera on a helicopter please?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thusly-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=xqse4VoNsYY
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if
the helicopter flew me up there, my knees are not what they were.

But yeah, I'd love to go to exotic places and stand about looking real moody while a helicopter flew around. I could talk a load of bollocks about stuff while it happens if that is what is wanted.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah?
Quoddam fluck you Blitish too!
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 19:48, , Reply)
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It's only real science if it is experimentally observable. Unless you can provide a proper mathematical theory to describe it that is provable by experiment and observations then you might just as well say it's turtles all the way down.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This, in my non-phd opinion, is misleading bollocks.
Saying that the laws of physics break down at the singularity is trueish, but spaghettification and the weak and strong nuclear forces are well understood. 'You' are not getting anywhere near the singularity. Complete atoms are not getting anywhere near the fucker without being ripped apart.

Hawking revealed that black holes eventually evaporate 100% of their mass back into the universe that birthed them, therefore they don't send material or energy or information elsewhere, certainly not to another universe.

The properties of a black hole, 'white hole' and big bang singularity all share common and complimentary features. That does not prove a holographic universe, or a nested pocket universe, or a Boltzmann brain at the end of time simulating us in its imagination, or any shapeshifting reptile woowoo shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:39, , Reply)
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Tbf the article makes exactly this point.
 (stubhuman, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:15, , Reply)
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Oh that was meant for the post above. Gah.
 (stubhuman, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to reproduce the image
used as a thumbnail, get some wire wool and a 9V battery, a metal whisk on a chain and a camera on a tripod.

Put the wire wool into the whisk, touch the 9V battery to the wool and is starts glowing, spin it around your head and it burns and bits fly off.

Take a long exposure photo of that.

It's not a black hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit! You mean that I can't sit by a black hole with my umbrella?
I demand my money back, internet! I demand it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't have a 9v battery handy
a lighter works just fine. That's physics I guess.
 (stubhuman, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post A flying grain silo


(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 7:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guessing the burp at takeoff that sent stuff flying wasn't intended
Potentially the flaming bit of the engine before touchdown as well.
Still worked though.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 7:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's fairly normal for rocket engines to be a little bit on fire.
SN5 was resting on a wooden frame before takeoff, and amazingly most of it survived.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spaaaaaaaaaace!
Very impressive for a first flight.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't get anywhere *near* space.
Rubbish!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a link post fnaf
I read this article. I think you put a lot of effort into creating this article. I appreciate your work. abfi write great.

vex 3
 (minion89, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 4:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, not clicking that

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 4:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:09, , Reply)
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Flash cunt.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2020, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leader of the free world.
Edit:

Just found this nicely done vid of him arguing with himself:

youtu.be/W7rJp2Tx7vc
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was a nice edit
twitter.com/Darren_Dutton/status/1290578605991440384
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post #2020

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is reminiscent of those fifties/sixties psychiatric interviews.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or, if you ask his supporters
slowly losing his mind

Destroying the fake news MSM with facts and logic.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its so bizzare to read the left and right leaning news
It makes me second guess my own thoughts on the crazy old cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a familiar refrain for those of us who like to dirty ourselves by engaging with his supporters
Find some peripheral metric that the US is not the worst at, then ignore all else.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or outright lies.
A Republican friend of my mum sent her a WHO report showing the US had the best health service in the world. My mum, an NHS medic all her career, thought something was off about the report, so she went looking for the original source. The division of the WHO that supposedly produced the report didn’t exist.

And this was before Trump.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Breitbart messageboards are an experience.
Rabid delusion doesn't quite cover it, I actually feel myself getting more depressed as I browse.
Their support seems almost beyond tribal and into religious.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The camera work should win an Emmy or something
Makes it look like The Office
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ruined a possible carreer as a Pornstar.
Bastards!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the hits on his tinder profile.
"*unzips* Take your pick"
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:33, , Reply)
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of prick.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose at the end of the day he's only got two hands

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't watch it but I hope the intent was to add three more

(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post His pants
Fit him like a glove
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Aug 2020, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your link no work.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tV6-0Ugwk
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weird, working for me.
How about this one?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-p-wnDGkZ4
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post This one's a better angle and not in portrait
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still waiting...
For Michael Caine to comment.
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post A crass and insensitive joke like that at a time like this,
could blow up in your face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your link, like your conscience, is broken.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with your sanctimony, that's working just fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL
big bang boom
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't see what the big deal is, that doesn't seem so...

Fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waiting for giant reptile to cause havoc

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
scale of damage nearby
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s some toxic looking smoke.
Reminiscent of that one in Tianjin. Wonder what they were storing here.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mexican food
Concentrated Mexican food.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
One rather specific rumour seems to be 2500 tons of nitrate.

Which would probably do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a lot of poppers
the lebanese gay community are going to be devastated
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 3:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they leave it next to the diesel?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it clearly wasn't stored inside a metal box
like it should have been.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Shipping Forecast - Acid House Remix I made this!
Remix by old b3tan Ricardo Autobahn.

With visual help from Happy Toast and Dr Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't realise
Any of you were still alive. Or is this computer learning giving it some?
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's funny at the start of lockdown I was going through YouTube looking for things to sample and I cam across this www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGi8dLrNYpI Alan Bennet reading the shipping forecast which I duly sampled along with Brian Clough in conversation with Don Revie amongst other things. Oh and a great Duckman rant.
 (who's_the_what?, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Awesome. And you've just prodded me to dig out my Cuban Boys CDs again.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ricardo will be pleased with this reponse
I'm mostly in awe that he co-wrote the Daz Sampson Eurovision track
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Epic choon, nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Gordon Murray's new car
The legendary designer of the McLaren F1 has had another go at it.

Bloody hell it looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Wasp Kemp
The video is particularly entertaining
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Stung by a wasp had a botched lip filler procedure. The silly old tart.

 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This

b3ta.com/challenge/rosskemp/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You mean they had the opportunity to put it on his forehead and they didn't take it?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worlds Worst Tinder Pic
This man has created his own domain of reality where bravery, naivety and hope merge into one. After a lot of thought...respect!
 (mintchocchip, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Gutted' after it dropped off
Well, you would be
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Sausage Piano
German engineering at it finest.
(eax, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Careful. Somebody might sexualise it.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, create a dick organ?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weill I'm not sure how far that will work
but good Gluck with that
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it, but soo tempting.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a Makey Makey, so in theory could configure a similar instrument.
Tragically, though, I lack 10 fat German sausages.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Jesus Christ.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I started reading and thought
"That's not so bad, sometimes a banana is just a banana" then I got to the slogan they put with the advert:

"Lets your heart beat faster - in every aspect."

and yeah, that just not right.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honi soit qui mal y pense, innit. Evil be to him who evil thinks.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Et quis vel qui fecerunt ei: olfecerint.
He who dealt it, smelt it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Caesar adsum jam forte. Brutus aderat.
Caesar sic in omnibus. Brutus sic in at.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post But this is just silly.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh fuck, am I on the wrong board again?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *facepalm*
Molesworth?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that is an accurate metaphore too.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do my best

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are people upset because their own brains
decided a girl with a banana was sexual?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^, so much f****king ^this^
While the advert might be ill-judged, there's a lot of foamy-mouthed ranting going on:
Provocative pose - kid leaning on car.
Banana in mouth - it's quite clearly not.
Life-threatening - not if the car's parked, which it appears to be.
The driver would not be able to see the child - if there was a driver and they couldn't see the kid they should have their license revoked immediately.
I think I'm most angry that Audi have caved in to this lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Plus, the parking sensor would go absolutely fucking apeshit as soon as you fired up the engine.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the there suggesting you drive a performance car
to race your heart, in the aspect of your life which is being a parent?

That's suggesting driving dangerously! Ban this advert!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post All Audi drivers are closet paedophiles.
I thought that was common knowledge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that supposed to be a 'There's something about Mary' quiff?*
*probably not
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
IT'S A FUCKING BANANA

Jezzuz what is wrong with people. To have read SO MUCH into a picture of a girl eating a banana. Mental.
 (GeeFunk, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Penis is angry on the internet again.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZING.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post disgusting, I'm outraged.
she's going to get her mucky banana covered fingerprints all over the nice clean paintwork
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post and removing the fingerprints may remove a micron or so of the paintjob forcing the owner to consider having it redone
but does anyone in the ad department think of that , no.
Though to be fair they probably can't afford audis so clearly pay rises and company cars should be supplied to the ad department to remedy this now and for the future.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Audis are for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 4 Aug 2020, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know which is most pathetic:
the original knee-jerk frothing outrage, the knee-jerk frothing outrage in this thread over the original knee-jerk frothing outrage, or my knee-jerk frothing outrage in this post over the knee-jerk frothing outrage in this thread over the original knee-jerk frothing outrage.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This post offends me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1927 I made this!


Hello /links!

As you probably know, I've been making these mixes for every year for a while now, quite a lot of this has been trying so persuade people to try listening to badly-recorded, not-very-good-anyway music. That's finally over, 1927 is genuinely up there with the best years of recorded music, and I am really not joking here.

Under the link: stream, download, blog post, etc.

This is a good one to share with anyone you think may be interested!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay Babrbecue Bob, will there be Laughing Charley as well at some point?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite possibly, I really have a hard time cutting all this amazing music down to 80 or so tracks per year, so can guarantee very little unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Carol Kaye

A short video about a session musician in the 60's. I wasn't aware of her until recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes, she's amazing and played bass on everything worth mentioning

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It seems that way

Totally blasé about the whole thing too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post When want to know about Count Bassie, Carol was the Bassie on that

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carole Kaye teaching Gene Simmons how to play bass
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHrqopeqIY

And he's been playing for 65,000 years
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 4 Aug 2020, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Wrecking Crew documentary
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZgBexrZvM0
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 5 Aug 2020, 5:25, , Reply)

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