Another Girl Another Planet
to the moon and beyond! don't forget to love the nhs and go green before you leave!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 0:52,
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Best song eva about heroin addiction.
Brilliant tune regardless.
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Varmint, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 13:40,
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There She Goes by The La's is here and wants to fight you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 19:11,
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the stranglers are waiting in the car park and would like a quiet word
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 21:40,
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That’s a fair point. But it does go on a bit, I listened to it recently. Lovely keyboards though.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:46,
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just fade it out when it gets boring
heroin addiction i mean
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:54,
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What a great tune
It's been too long since hearing it last.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:04,
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How does a bat have a slash without getting all piddly?
Bonus bat twerking / flasher flashbacks if you're lucky
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Haha shaking the drips off.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 4:08,
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Apparently tree pangolins find the twerking highly seductive
(and so does your mum, just to be b3ta compliant)
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 9:52,
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"Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss."
"I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 12:27,
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the eyes have it
I made this!
multi screen techno experiment
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 3 Mar 2021, 19:17,
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The pastor will sit on you, fart on you, then then “boom!” you’re healed and blessed.
Bishop Miso Mabunda from Meadowlands said: "These are exactly the deeds the Bible warned us against."
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It's just a load of hot air.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 20:07,
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this looks like it accomplishes squat
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 20:48,
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Breathtaking audacity on his part.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 22:25,
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So much for "what happens in Limpopo stays in Limpopo".
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 21:01,
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so sayth the Limpopo Pope
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 21:25,
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ive heard he was arrested for doing this
before later being quietly released
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 21:24,
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They didn't follow through with their threats to jail him.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 22:21,
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fair enough, he's already been put through the ringer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 23:36,
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‘Follow through’, he told him,
and Matthew got up and followed through
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Starlink hop. Maybe.
--- [Edit: Update] ---
Skip to 8 hours 11 mins
Specifically,
Take-off: 8:11:35
Landing: 8:17:40
Explosion: 8:26:14
Apologies that I can't directly link to a timestamp. Clean footage of the event will be uploaded later.
"Mars just got a little bit closer today".
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I did not post this earlier, because, it might be a scrub, but...
Right now - within the next couple hours - the SpaceX Starship might hop.
Max altitude, 10 km.
It'll (hopefully) launch, flip, and land.
Nobody knows when it'll happen. Here is a live stream. It might happen in the next few hours.
Weather... eh.. mostly OK, ish.
This might be the first flight and landing of the spaceship that takes humans to another planet.
Or, it might explode in an interesting way.
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Launch window is still open for a couple of hours.
It stopped the launch, because of a fault;
Test flights are cautious.
There's a couple of hours left.
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elon musk, one of the wealthiest individuals on the planet, is just blowing shit up for fun and profit
shits and giggles - change my mind
like yeah, i could end third world poverty and global inequality, but, y'know s'plosions an stuff are cool
let's go pollute another planet
pass another choir boy - this one has split
this kind of behaviour has historical precedence
media love its profitability
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 0:31,
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Why waste time caring when it you can act out fantasies and be praised for it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 4:04,
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160 billion / 700 million
If Musk gave all his money away, the starving millions could get about $230 each.
That'd feed them for a few weeks, maybe. It would not solve poverty.
{rough figures, based on [1] [2] - except, in reality, a) he couldn't get all that money liquidated, b) distributing it would likely cost most of the $230}
But you know what does help them? Global, cheap communications via Starlink.
And innovations that come from spaceflight - such as, space blankets, invented by NASA. And smoke alarms, and the jaws of life, and freeze-dried food, and artificial limbs, and hearing aids, and fireproof clothing, and laptop computers, and mobile phone cameras, and oh so much more.
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Bit more complicated than just sharing the money out.
Reasonable healthcare, contraception, clean water, etc
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 14:34,
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The real solution is for people
to stop having children when they already cannot feed themselves. No amount of money will ever make that happen.
How about you level the same charge at the Catholic Church, which likely has considerably more money than Elon Musk, has an established network of outlets already positioned to help communities around the world, claims to be all about pastoral care while tithing the shit out of people, and which actively campaigns to ensure poor people make as many more poor people as they possibly can?
I'd say they're a much better candidate, in terms of capacity to help, in terms of self-proclaimed responsibility, and in terms of actual culpability.
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Elon Musk can't guarantee everlasting life though, the ultimate insurance scam.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 14:30,
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Stop the poor breeding. Got it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 15:27,
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The negative influences of churches vastly outweighs the benefits.
Don't get me started on that. Or do, if you want. But I will rant.
I'm a bit to the right of Dawkins.
Religion is the root of all evil. Belief makes no sense whatsoever, and is the antithesis of science. Religion keeps society back in the dark ages, of witchcraft and magic. Teaching religion to childen is child abuse.
Catholics are exactly the same as flat-Earthers, and should be treated as such. There is no evidence of a God, like there is no evidence that the world is flat.
Flat Earth is relatively harmless, because very few people believe in it. But religion is incredibly harmfull, because billions of religious people get to vote, and that's scary. If someone believed that Santa Claus was real, you probably wouldn't want them to be allowed to vote on the science budget. But for some bizarre reason, if people believe in Jehovah or Allah, it is deemed acceptable. I do not understand why.
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Why?
Why have a technological marvel commentated on by Homer Simpson? Why not have someone that can do more than keep up a constant stream of verbal diarrhoea?
I must be too old to understand.
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I was hungover when I made this
I made this!
And I'm the first person ever to do this.
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Dedication to the cause
I'm physically unable to drink for a matter of days of I'm hungover, it'd be impossible for me to become an alcoholic as I just can't continue drinking through the pain.
Here's one for you: Erdinger Dunkel. Should be available in Waitrose. It's better than John Smith's...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 9:28,
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I thought I'd be unable to as well if I'm honest I was surprised at the fact that I did, and without doing a sick as I'd been on the brandy and I'm a lightweight. I'll have a scout out for that then, as I actually really enjoyed John Smith's.
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I love a good Dunkel, and Erdinger is definitely a good one. Leffe Brun is also worth a go.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 11:14,
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I'm going to call up Ed Hockstadter
and find out what he thinks about all this business
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 14:17,
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Just noticed
that SpaceX SN10 will be doing a launch today or I would have posted that as a link.
Check it out here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTA0GTgFn5E
for a live view and on-screen status. Currently road is closed waiting for pad clear.
or here:
www.spacex.com/vehicles/starship/
for a live stream that starts about 10 minutes before launch
Either way a good show. You see the first landing or a big explosion ;)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 14:23,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 23:25,
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Oh.
It sploded.
Still though!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 23:32,
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well not immediately so a partial success
apart from the legs not working and the kaboom
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Well turns out I was wrong
You got both a landing AND an earth-shattering kaboom!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 12:41,
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And they can say SN10 was the first Starship to fly twice.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 16:18,
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Worlds greatest fight scene set to some music.
I made this!
Morning, this is a thing they call the 'Worlds Greatest Fight Scene' on youtube or from a film called 'Kalam Vellum'. Which I first viewed on links ages ago. Its an amazing piece of filmmaking all by its self so, hope I haven't ruined the experience for you, (incase you've watched the original already)? Didn't have to do much on the timeline either, a part from a little snip here and there, it all seemed to drop in nicely, hope you enjoy and meets your approval.
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Thank you so much for this feedback gentlemen
Am really chuffed and you've made my day!!
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Nice.
Full film's here, although I'm not sure if its worth watching.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 17:40,
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I tried but, it was very long and gave up after 20 mins
however if you've got patient enough, who knows what you might find in these old gems :)
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Absolute belter, both the music and the pictures
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 3 Mar 2021, 18:02,
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Hello Dan (hope you don’t mind me using your youtube name)?
I wanted to say thanks earlier for your comment here and on youtube, but the misses kept packing me off to the shops, then I had to cook dinner, eat the dinner and now finally, I can sit and reply, but thank you so much!! B3tans have gave me real boost today which I didn’t expect D: but really, I’m super chuffed :D Espes from you cos I’m in the background every so often and I’ve seen and listened to a lot of your own stuff so, I’m flattered to get that back from you, many thanks to you sir :)
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That would make
a great round in a pub quiz.
"Who does this person think they look like enough to hire themselves out as a lookalike?"
That would be a tough round.
Almost as hard as 'Tolkien character or antidepressant?' or 'Cheese or disease?'
They are both real and you can google them.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 11:56,
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I bet more would answer Suggs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 12:04,
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I never knew matt damon was going out with olivia colman
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 11:57,
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She could also pass
for that princess with the buggy eyes and buck teeth
(I know that doesn't narrow it down much)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 12:14,
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I genuinely cant imagine an event where a Alan Sugar lookalike would be required
Awful corporate awards do?
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Russell Tovey perhaps.
Matt Damon, nope.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 12:45,
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Huh,
It won't let me look at the tweet....
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 13:55,
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F*cker must have blocked me
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 15:11,
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They must have limited viewing to the prosopagnostics and visually impaired
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 19:04,
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Wealth scale
My thumb's tired.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 9:38,
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I stopped when I got to the point
where under 5% of the wealth of 400 people would lift every american out of poverty.
Tax wealth, not income.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 12:05,
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take 6% and throw in an air fryer for each poor person. those things are great
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 12:12,
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I'm inclined to agree.
I've no objection to people having a few million. I'm open to persuasion about allowing more than that - but it's on the proviso that none of it should be bequeathable. Do what you will to lead the life you want; but once you kick the bucket, it goes back to the community without which you would not have made a single penny.
On a related point, this is an interesting listen: Should we Ban Billionaires?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 12:49,
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Ok, some of their editorial is really suspect.
"Around 800 children will die of malaria today. A small group of super rich people could stop it for a sum of money so small that they would likely never even notice its absence. But they choose not to."
Well fuck. I wonder what the Gates Foundation has been doing all this time.
Oh look. www.gatesfoundation.org/what-we-do/global-health/malaria
"To date, we have committed more than US$2.9 billion in grants to combat malaria. In addition, we have committed US$2 billion to the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria. We also advocate for sustained and increased funding of malaria-related efforts by donor governments and affected countries."
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 16:43,
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Even if the claims are exaggerated the wealth disparity is ridiculous.
However they might need it when we fail to tackle climate change.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 17:09,
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Gates has an excellent publicist, but what he says about making vaccines available for all
is apparently at odds with his actions wrt the Oxford/AstraZeneca "team up."
He's a devout capitalist above all else.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 19:23,
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OK: so let's allow that Gates's heart is in the right place.
So what? It's still relying on a system in which we end up relying on the private philanthropy - for which read pet projects - of a few people whom we've allowed to become ridiculously wealthy. To say that that justifies the disparity really is straw-clutching.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 22:01,
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the revolution starts here
we'll destroy the rich and build a new utopia on their ashes. who's with me?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 2:33,
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*slowly walks back into the room, hangs pitchfork back on the rack, slumps in chair, sighs*
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 6:00,
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[witty title involving tortured moon-related pun]
Wanna fly around the moon?
Look, I don't know what to think of this. It's silly, and more than a bit narcissistic, and Musk is possibly the world's worst person... but I'd probably go.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 8:35,
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Pick one moon landing conspiracy theorist, one Flat Earther, one Nazi hunter (just to be safe), and five anti vaxxers (to drop on the way there)
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 8:47,
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+ and then fly around the sun to go back in time to September 2001
and crash into the twin towers.
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I'll go, but only if I get to play among the stars
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 11:59,
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Starship might land for the first time, today.
Window is open from 9 am until 5 pm local.
That is, from 3 pm UK time.
Here's a camera.
I'm not suggesting watching it for 8 hours just in case, but maybe check in occasionally. There's likely to be a flurry of activity if/when it happens.
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To be sure
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 0:16,
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If we understood their language
we'd know their porpoise in doing stuff like this.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 8:07,
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Lockdown - the official board game of the pandemic
I made this!
I made a board game to stay sane during various lockdowns.
It's quick and silly and I think other people would enjoy it - the play test victims certainly did.
Any profit left after paying to make the thing will be donated to NHS charities.
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Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 21:31,
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Go home. Do not pass anything. Do not collect £200 furlough.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 0:14,
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BBC Snooker Theme (the rubbish version)
I made this!
This is my attempt at the brilliant original BBC Snooker theme. Unfortunately it's not that good, although I did do it completely from memory without listening to the original first!
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 20:55,
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I clicked "I like it" because that was many times better than I could do
but I think you could probably get much closer. If you listened to the original - you've clearly got the skill.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 8:09,
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hehe, thanks! I could probably get a bit closer..
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 8:10,
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Look up his work with Snarky Puppy
No reason to doubt his skillz
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 20:43,
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Queen - We Will Rock You - Dixieland Edition
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 16:44,
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His other videos are equally horribly good.
I've just subbed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT_bu9QpOFg
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 19:48,
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He's definitely lost it this time
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 13:18,
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"what carpet would you like?"
"Spinach and cherry tomato".
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 14:45,
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If we're going to hear him talk it should be like this.
Like a Soviet animation soundtrack.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 14:33,
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Yes, never a recognisable language.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 14:52,
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Just came to post this!!!
Lockdown is turning Quentin even darker
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Mar 2021, 15:23,
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When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 8:16,
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Great start to the day thanks.
Good film too, never seen it before
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 2 Mar 2021, 8:33,
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I know the tune well
but have never seen the vid. Great stuff!
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Varmint, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 8:48,
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But they sing like angels.
(I didn't know it was Dammers singing it)
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 2 Mar 2021, 11:40,
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Myabe they have great dental plans
but prefer different dental choices
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unclepills, Wed 3 Mar 2021, 11:11,
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Japan wants china to stop doing anal on its citizens, if I'm reading the story correctly
apparently it hurts
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 4:54,
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UK: "If you want to come in you have to stay in a hotel for 2 weeks"
Visitor: "Oh, *cough cough* sure. *cough cough* Can do"
China: "So, you wanna come visit? Ok......"
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Japan should send them a Shirime
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Mar 2021, 8:52,
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A man swallows a glass eye...
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