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This is a link post Alien, y'know, for kids
toy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tight edit tbf

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post no sound probably helps a lot

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of something I made
clyp.it/s4letweu?token=33814b44c501b4997b7bf052f346c9f6
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Alien is filmed in front of a live studio audience
MTM Productions kitten at the end with a facehugger
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some good flutin'

(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post spoilers!

(piss and shit, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Terrifying, in any medium.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No Ripley in her pants
Definitely the children's edition
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Wake up and feed me, you lazy bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm calling fakeroony.
He gets up too quickly and coherently. Knows where it's coming from.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Who has cctv cameras set up filming themselves asleep in bed?
 (Derp, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got some set up in my ex's house. Just to make sure she's managing without me.
Quite possibly just something benign like that.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post on constantly for possible sexeh time certified amateur action?

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Or, watching yourself wanking on cctv while wanking and recording it for later.
Like a masturbatory time loop.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Guy Pearce would have to star
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post I'm celebrating my candleday with some 70's Belgian funk.
 
Ah yes, that's the stuff...
 

(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that, happy 19 candles!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candlemas!
Keeps the rest of us warm too.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Here's another Belgian funk track.
The band Placebo from the 70's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYQkzMdx_00
Have a happy day
 (Sherbs, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post belgian funk is the only kind of funk*
happy barcandlevah, djol

*may not be true
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep expecting stock footage of trains and Patrick Allen telling me how British Rail is THE modern rail service for 1972
Happy Candles
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 10:55, Reply)
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The love of funk is bitter sweet.
Somewhere along the line you know it leads to Jamiroquai.

Like finding a human tooth in the last bit of what was otherwise a really nice pie...
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I worked for Jessops in a previous life.
I sold Jay Kay a Digital Camera once. He really is an insufferably arrogant cunt. Maybe he's grown up a bit since.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!!
Not a lot great from Belgium but I like a bit of 80s New Beat.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ah bloody hell
missed ya bloody candles mate and now I'm watching bloody Oz Bake off and i'm bloody well writing in strine. Strewth and chooks and dunnies.
Happy bloody candles ya old fucka
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post Looks like it is dropping some heavy hints.
Mor fish plz kthx

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post Why the Ocean needs salt
Something I never wondered about.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 5 Dec 2021, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Dear
The ocean doesn't 'need' anything and the nitpicking over ions v crystals...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is a salt solution still salt?
Only if you artificially limit your definition of 'salt' to salt crystals.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 11 Dec 2021, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post Reg Kehoe and his Marimba Queens
and a rather extravert bass player
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That is joyously spectacular
Or spectacularly joyous - I'm not sure which.
Some time ago it struck me that my enjoyment of watching live performances was determined by how much the performer(s) appeared to be enjoying it, perhaps even more than how much I liked the music. This was a perfect example.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't agree more
I apply the same criteria when watching porn. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like an animator was trying to save drawing a few cells

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Dec 2021, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Ripped to the tits on drink and drugs. I made this!
I understand that most of you are now far too grown up, am I. But if we weren't, we definitely should.

(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
And yet, Michael McIntyre continues to sell out auditoriums.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Hippos can get covid
At least in Belgium
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Flanders to take down ‘inappropriate’ monument to SS collaborators
o_0
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Next, let's demonise the Sonderkommandos!

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
bellend.
 (stubhuman, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Gesundheit.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post Ancient website collects Dial-a-Joke recordings
Back in the the Before Times, in the Long Long Ago, strange people would record jokes on answering machines, and publish the phone numbers for people to dial in - often for no money at all.
Apparently Jobs and/or Wozniak used to phone phreak to call them.
Now you can experience the obsolete 20 year old website tribute to an obsolete 50 year old phenomenon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post Festive launch
The SpaceX Inspiration4 launch, endlessly flowing from the pad all the way to orbit. A composite of multiple tracking telescopes using new techniques to bring out the faintest colors and finest details.
More information at marsscientific.com/

(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
You can't fault the nurse for being anything but brilliant.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
If Ryan Air have space flight, will they cut corners on the Space Toilets arse suction capabilities? I bet they will.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You will land light years away from your intended destination

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fatal shooting in the US
Cop shot a man in a mobility scooter nine times in the back.

Tucson police officer fired after fatally shooting a 61-year-old in a mobility scooter nine times


 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ...then tried to put handcuffs on.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll get off with this.
They'll argue that there was no way to safely disable the mobility scooter or disarm the 'assailant'. As far as I'm aware, shooting at a vehicle to disable it isn't encouraged. They'll make the argument that they had to treat the guy the same way they'd treat an assailant brandishing a knife on foot.
Now obviously, the correct course of action here would have been to calmly wander away from the scooter as it trundled towards you, or carefully stack some heavy boxes around him as he approached, but that's far too reasonable for 'murica.

I've seen a slightly more comprehensive version of this video and I get the distinct feeling that the deceased gentleman on the scooter was having a serious case of the dementias or was aiming to roll off this mortal coil via suicide by cop. It's the shop assistant I feel most sorry for, though. Shed was standing 6 feet from the guy when the police officer riddled him. Nobody needs to experience that first hand.

What a fucking country.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 9:40, Reply)
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“… his client's close proximity to Richards did not allow the officer to safely deploy his taser.”

Then maybe stroll back the five feet or so needed to make it safe? He’s in a mobility scooter so isn’t going to outrun anyone, and if he was waving a knife around you can’t have been that close in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post have one officer distract him while the other unplugs the battery

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that wasn't a fatal shooting
it was a murder
 (piss and shit, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought shoplifting is a victimless crime

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jog round the front of the bloke, whack his knife-holding-hand with baton, he'll drop that knife.

Or just squirt him in the face with CS.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Deploy one of those Stinger things to deflate his tyres.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Disconnect his battery.
Used to do it to my mates wheelchair all the time when he was being a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post it's because the rascal was getting away

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Your posts are shit. And there are too many of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I liked it
And the one before about Aussie history
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
Where's a fruit drying machine link when you need one?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn’t that begin, “Note to self.”

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed it
Just saying
 (Farty Funkhouser, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think your posts are shit.
But you're coming across as a bit spammy with your lack of interaction, which I suspect limits your audience somewhat. I'm not entirely sure what the point of posting these links is, if you aren't going to join in otherwise.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Building up to the ultimate spam post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 17:41, Reply)
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I saw Wei at the Satchi gallery. He had lots of dribbling old man wax effigies, rolling around a ball room in electric wheelchairs, programmed to move to the side and keep on rolling if they bumped into another chair.

You should spam that one next, it's great.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1578062
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Brian Blessed's tribute to Antony Sher is...
... very, very Brian Blessed.

Skip ahead to about 23:50.

PM - 03/12/2021 - BBC Sounds


 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 19:17, Reply)
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We will miss Brian when he himself drops off the mortal coil.

A true nutter in so many senses :)
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't access it - wants me to sign-in
:-(
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Just open the window and you'll hear Blessed

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, *that* sort of window.

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the defenestration hole in the wall

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 7:01, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting times in Gloucestershire
Sorry, I didn't see it below.

Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man's rear


 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 3 Dec 2021, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post neither did he

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Explains why I couldn't get hold of the surgical team at GRH yesterday.
They were all standing around that guy pointing and laughing.
 (Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post THREADJACK - Watch out b3tans, they're onto us...
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/russian-dashcam-footage-and-other-weird-things-your-boyfriend-watches-on-youtube-20211203214989
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
I'm guilty of watching the hydraulic press channel.
 (Sherbs, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You've been watching
them crush nude sexy women again, haven't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Preety gÜd!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Bomb squad called by the bum squad?

(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 4 Dec 2021, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope that's what hospital staff call Proctologists
apart from the consultants as then its MR bum squad
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "Brigadier, I'm sorry to report we've been taking enemy fire in the rear"

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *holds link to forehead*
Italy's only Bernie Clifton impersonator in hijinks?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I’M THE REAL ROD HULL!
I AM HIM!

WHERES MY JELLY??!??


that might be a slightly niche reference
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Not for here
What with all the Richard Herring fans around.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to know
if he had a remote controlled wheelchair.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He would be shot.

(Sherbs, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post My band's latest music video - Thirty Years I made this!
I just remembered my password to this site, so thought I'd celebrate by spamming my band! Isn't that lovely!

(maddave, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Very jolly, very upbeat and optimistic!
Not my kind of thing at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post Man gets WW2 mortar stuck up his arse
We've all been there and done it, haven't we?

Bomb squad called to A&E after mortar pulled from man's rear


 (I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Military Enthusiast'
Well, can't argue with that.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Playing with his arsenal
Obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
May suffer from explosive diarrhoea
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fire in the hole

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you reckon he just needs a vibrator or dildo,
or do you think he needs the risk of unexploded ordinance up his bum to get off?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't be the first.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Suspect he's used the wrong sort of mortar there
He's probably going to have to repoint the lot
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear out of his stuff."

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post BACKBLAST AREA SECURE?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "...and nobody ever heard him fart again. "
I'm sure he'll be pampered(tm) until he's fit and well.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rectum you say?"
"Yes, blew them to bits..."
 (plankton, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Much lollage, click

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bumbadier.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post 螺旋状に並んだ螺旋歯車 (Spiral type gears in a spiral arrangement)
This guy makes all kind of crazy 3D printed gears.
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post How to eat spaghetti?


(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember kids
Spooning leads to forking.
 (beanolabub, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Spaghetti is the same as vermicelli now is it?
And it's a difficult food?

There there.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post spegetti bolognese is an abomination
no one in italy eats it
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I get more annoyed at "carbonara" made with sliced ham in shitty cheese sauce
Cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They’re too busy moaning about people who don’t make Italian food properly.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pasta is essentially a starch base
Do whatever you want with it.

Nobody complains that we eat spuds with things not traditionally south american.

I was going to mention rice but I do actually know people who get mental about that.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, what most people call bolognese sauce
is really ragu alla napoletana.

I made a proper bolognese the other day. Fucking awesome.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually prefer making the more tomato-y ones
even though they're not Bolognese.
 (horrid, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say I probably prefer making the tomato-y ones
but I much prefer eating a beefy one. It just takes forever to make!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's obvious, just snap it up into the pan, problem solved.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Put it in a blender...
Mmm, bolognese porridge...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Use more sensible shaped pasta

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 4 Dec 2021, 17:13, Reply)

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