Commodore 64 magic - Rob Hubbard tunes played live
By the 8 bit orchestra!
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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 9:51,
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There's a better (live) version of this on the album.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 16:00,
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Kevin the lion whisperer
What an absolute guy.
Rescues cubs from breeding programs and petting zoos, then gives them a fun and fulfilled life.
'GABBY' !!!!!
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This interview is worth a read:
africageographic.com/stories/kevin-richardson-the-lion-whisperer-hard-questions-and-frank-replies/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 9:10,
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Informative and inevitably sad.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 19:31,
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An incredible rapport with those cats.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 19:27,
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His nickname is 'Cat Food'
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 2:33,
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RIP Robbie
www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-59588953
Magnificent to the end
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 3:04,
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Oh christmas tree, how carbonised are your branches?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:15,
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Ding Dong
I made this!
'Pparently it's not de rigueur to post this sorta stuff in November, so I learned my lesson and I post it for you now. This time with lyrics so you can sing along as your brain turns to eggnog.
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Which one of you...
NSFW
NSFW for swears
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 21:21,
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Boris Johnson taking the ‘difficult’ decision to cancel Christmas
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 18:49,
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Fuck this.
I'd already had about a dozen "code breaking" bbq's in teh summer, a massive lols fireworks night and we had a works do at Xmas in our workplace cos we'd had to work while all yous lazy bastards had been hiding at home and we'd all been forced to work together through all this. We ain't all fat, lonely software developers, you know?
Just because your 98 year old great aunt died doesn't mean shit. According to life expectancy we all get 80-ish if you're lucky you cunts, fat people and the unhealthy can fuck off in general- I'd ban em from the NHS anyway the twats. Get out for a run or on a bike, make you're life better. Pricks the lot of em. Fuck all these pricks asking for an enquiry. Fuck all these sanctimonious cunts saying they didn't do anything. If anyone here can say they stayed alone last Christmas it's either because they're cunts or because they're cunts who no one wanted to hang out with anyway.
I'm glad I got that off my chest cos this cough is killing me. I'll be that guy next to you in the supermarket queue without a mask on.
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you have a point. sanctimony and hypocrisy are common bedfellows
but Boris aint just some bloke who lives by the chippie. he's the leader of 67 million people, and it's hard to convince your citizens to behave better when you're a fat lying hypocrite not prepared to follow your own advice
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 21:44,
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He didn't have to be a bloke living above a chip shop.
He just had to be the leader of just enough of the 67 million who believed him enough to stop going out.
I'm not a hypocrite of all the rules, I didn't go and see my folks last year. I get it.
I did, however, get deemed important enough by the industry to keep going to work throughout the whole shebang- as did they. Is anyone crying tears because a bunch of workers who'd spent literally the last nine months cooped up together had a party? A party together? To celebrate the end of a shit year where you was stuck somewhere away from your extended family?
Stop being point scoring wankers.
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easy, big feller. I was being conciliatory
I understand what you're saying, none of us are without flaws though many of us pretend we are. and following every covid direction is quite burdensome, even for those of us who see the benefit in it. But I guess with Johnson is if he was a generally decent bloke that did his best but was occasionally selfish or cheated, you could look at the big picture and be less judgemental. But he's not. He's mostly a mendacious cunt whose policies and government have hurt a lot of people and generally made britain shittier by any metric, so I'm less inclined to let smaller things like this latest hypocrisy slide, even though it's pretty minor in terms of shitty things he's done.
I say minor, but it's not trivial. There is a not insignificant possibility that someone could get covid and die from the decision to have this non-social distanced party during a pandemic. How would you weigh your "those poor workers haven't had a party in 8 months" against "kids losing their mother and never seeing her again"? It's not just about what level of risk we accept, but about what we afford those around us by our decisions
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:30,
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Fuck you, you cunt
Some of those vulnerable people are ordinary folks with a bit of asthma, diabetes, or whatever.
Have some fucking compassion.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 21:51,
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I am truly sorry
I should've stayed at home and let them die. As should the government.
You're a fucking cunt mate, what were you doing last year? Key worker or website designer?
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I was working from home, sitting in front of computer, growing vegetables, dicking about on sites like this, and taking my dog for lots of walks
but I did spend a fair bit of it building online clinical assessment courses so inactive nurses could renew their registration and reenter the workforce to meet shortages created by covid, which we provided free. does this make my opinion valid in suvrad's angry moral universe, or is it lineball?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:43,
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any chance you could provide a few details of these events?
nothing would give me greater pleasure than dobbing you in.
you fucking inconsiderate fucking cunt
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Yeah I've got one for you.
You're a fucking prick. You saying no one came round for a beer in a year? Sit in your pants all year doing nothing, wanking to Trisha while some of us kept industry working.
I hope the ivory tower you've built with your wank rags keeps you safe.
Some of us actually work proper jobs, we make things for shit like oil and gas, you know that shit you've been using to watch porn with. Fucking bunch of ungrateful cunts. I hope you banged your pans for the NHS while we were on late shift.
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wah wah wah
so hard and manly with all your swears
I hope you get covid and die you sad twat
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Ooh thanks!
That's a mature reply. I wish I'd stopped work and we all went to shit, but you know, responsibility steps in. You wouldn't understand.
Edit: and it's b3ta not fucking Facebook. Report me. Cunt.
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Oooh and you were calling me out for being a cunt
I wish nothing but cancer on you and your family!
Have a great Christmas, I really, really hope it's the last one they have to see you for! 😘
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Ach no, I'm not angry.
But one can always hope about badness on other people.
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Spent lockdown keeping a hotel up and running for the extra army medical staff that were drafted in to care for the fucktards that had barbeques and ignored the good advice.
This covid thing is like huge Darwin award. Hopefully we will end up with a variant that will take out the anti vaxxers and barbeque fans!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Dec 2021, 2:47,
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Bed Time Timothy
Stop playing with those other boys on your computer now, you'll be grumpy in the morning
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No I've not
But I am fucked off that everyone assumes they have a better-than-thou work-from-home job where they can just stay looking at a screen without actually doing anything.
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Fuck you.
Maybe one day you'll appreciate the minions who, clearly, are beneath you and have to show up to an actual place of work one day.
Or... I could play your game and say something like: I've made a fortune on onlyfans so your work isn't important, like you're doing.
Either way, you don't clearly don't understand what it's been like to work through all this, to not see your family, to not see your friends apart from those in your bubble... To only have an opportunity to spend time with the people you spent every day for nine months with, all day every day.
I'd say you just want to score more points, you politicised wanker. But then I haven't voted since I was 17 and even then that was the lib dems. What a bunch of cunts they turned out to be.
Fuck you, Benny.
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So what do you do where 'not see your family, to not see your friends apart from those in your bubble'
but you do have 'about a dozen "code breaking" bbq's in teh summer, a massive lols fireworks night'?
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Key workers
All of us were key workers, some in manufacturing, some from the NHS, some from the university I live near- all of whom, btw, were more than happy to come to a BBQ in my small garden.
You happy now? Stay at home cunts being laughed at by us "key" workers.
We're all in this together... Did you really sit in your pants all year when it was beautiful outside? I call shenanigans, or fuckoffigans, either so.
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and here's the shocker
None of us, having had our jabs, were ill with the vids.
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Well I hope that continues for you.
Me, avoiding everyone as far as possible while trying to help an elderly relative do the same.
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Good luck then.
That's kind of your position in this: "I have to protect someone so everyone else should too"
The real world says the NHS 'angels' looking after your relative might not be so invested in this, once they knock off shift... At least the ones I know are like that anyway.
I don't wish death on anyone. At some point it is inevitable though. Good luck.
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"I don't wish death on anyone"
Except for up there.. To a whole family.
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So the only time you voted, you were under the minimum legal voting age?
That must have been quite a disappointing experience at the polling station. I can see why you might have been put off.
You haven't confused voting for something else have you? Those little pencils in IKEA are very similar
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Assumption island you say?
When was the last time you went to work? Like, as in an office?
Mine was today. To two places of work.
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Not sure what your point is
But seeing as you've had a whole day to calm down I'm looking forward to you contributing further to the discussion in a civilised and constructive manner.
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enjoy your fags
and your agonizing death fighting for breath dopey
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:12,
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Cry me a river
You broke the rules so it's ok Boris did? You worked through covid? Boo-hoo so did i, and my wife was at home with a baby born just after lock down started, and a 3 year old, and couldn't see anyone except me (who was exhausted from working and having no sleep).
However being terribly hard done by, sobsob, life isnt fair, poor little me (like yourself) doesn't make me more or less qualified/worthy to comment on the PM.
i think boris is a disgrace for various reasons. Politicians have no qualifications except for their personality and in theory trustworthiness to run the country for us. He is unworthy and should be held to account.
...Though i agree about fatties and oldies and the nhs. Though i would add those who catch covid after refusing the vaccine because 'facebook'.
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This.
This is the response I wanted, yes boo-hoo. I AM pissed off with the replies I've got, but this is it.
I know everyone has had to make sacrifices, so have the people in charge, but half the people on here have got what they want- working from home.
Some people have had to go to work nomatter what- think about your Amazon or food delivery man, actually no... They're less important than you are... They SHOULD ALWAYS WORK.
I get it, and I feel sorry for you but I have different circumstances. But I also assume those in the position to go for a party at no 10 also were.
I can only hope that next year is better for all of us, especially me and you, political views aside.
As a note, I don't trust anyone in a position of power. Remember Tony and his future?
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Aww, bless your heart.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:58,
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Lurking account has a sock quality to it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:14,
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Yeah, you'd think after seven years I'd remember the name.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 0:33,
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You're my new hero.
I'm going to clap for you at 8pm every Thursday, I hope everyone else joins in.
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Thank you.
But I've had enough of the clap every Thursday to last me for a lifetime. I will accept penicillin though.
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just joining in to call you a cunt like everyone else
it's been said, but can't be said enough. you selfish cunt.
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You're a cunt you're a cunt
You're a cunty cunty cunt
You're a cunt you're a cunt
Die in a fire
OHHHH!
etc
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 1:56,
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or is it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 10:21,
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wanker
Nothing really else to add other than fuck right off this site you zero contributing turd.
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It was cunts like you...
that made me quit my 'keyworker' job this summer. Enough of the people I worked with didn't bother to wear a mask or socially distance and after my 9-year old was hospitalised for 2 weeks with Covid I decided it wasn't worth it. Fuck you.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 15:21,
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Wouldn't it be great if all vulnerable people
were fat, or over 80. 1 in 5 had no pre-existing conditions, and not all diabetic people are fat or responsible for their condition. And so on and so forth.
Various cytokine system genetic variants appear to make some people by bad luck, more likely to get into serious trouble through no fault of their own. For them it's a complete crapshoot.
If you don't care about older people, vulnerable people or fat people, that's your business - but don't think you are waking Sheeple, you may really just be what a lot of people have already called you. And that's fine.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 18:58,
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It's entertaining, I'll give it that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 9:35,
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Well, the bit about the inconsequential death of a 98 year old great aunt wasn't funny.
In 2020 my 98 year old great aunt was still a key worker (a key sex worker). She died of multiple STDs
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 12:52,
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I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you've gone and got yourself tested now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 14:11,
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I've now set that account to ignore so he can shout into the void. What a complete tool.
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I wonder what amazing things he thinks he did that were so vital?
I've ignored him, anyway, he's really not a big contributor, is he?
Myself, all last year I was busy saving the multiverse - again, of course!
You know, being a wizard and all that, it's a work-a-day event to have to fight back the eldritch horrors of the void. I can't even be bothered learning their true names any more, it's so tedious. "Nyarlathingumy"? "K'kk'k'kkk"? Not worth wasting my phlegm.
I wonder if he could honestly say the same?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 17:24,
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I think he said he worked in an office and was very proud of that fact.
Most of us who work in offices know deep down our jobs are fucking pointless and not worth catching the plague over.
The sort of office job where your boss doesn't trust you to deliver while working from home? Even more likely to be completely useless.
Unless he's the cleaner.
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Cleaners do vital work
So probably not that then
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 13 Dec 2021, 19:23,
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Ed Sheeran's new Christmas single.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 17:59,
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Yay!
Always a delight.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 19:25,
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Found what he was up to now a little while ago
He's a boring IT cunt, wish I hadn't bothered
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Zuowan, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:20,
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Trains with Rockets are all very well but John Gaunt of Leeds was way ahead in 1908
mix a bicycle and a plane
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Elon Musk says ‘civilization is going to crumble’ if people don’t have more children
"I can’t emphasize this enough, there are not enough people"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 11:11,
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Man heavily invested in future off-planet colonisation worried that reduction in birth rate might allow Earth to remain habitable.
Shocker.
What makes our civilisation so important, anyway? If anything we're at odds against everything else on the planet, we're hardly maintaining the equilibrium - far from it. I don't think we're going to be missed when our species finally succumbs to disease/war/asteroid/duck revolution.
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Nature is thriving in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 11:32,
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Well, yes. That too.
Although, I think that thanks largely in part to Sci-Fi, people tend to assume that a mini exodus to another hostile planet 34 million miles away (along with all the raw materials and consumables to sustain the ~500 lucky souls on their journey and to build the requisite facilities to successfully continue repopulation on planetfall) is somehow a far more realistic prospect than just building practically identical contained habitats here on our poisoned earth.
Mind you, I can absolutely see 500ish of the world's super-rich buggering off to Mars to start their new Utopia once things start to get really shit. So maybe he's not that deluded. Although, he'll have been dead a few years by then, unless he's planning on freezing himself or transferring his consciousness into a robot. Again, not a completely bonkers concept when you're discussing Musk.
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Yes, fantasists and children of all ages, love to imagine they can.
It's much easier than cleaning up the mess, that is left to the adults.
As for the super rich, give it a couple of weeks on a spacecraft and they'll be fighting each other for supremacy, who has the biggest willy/diamond/ego/whatever.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 20:54,
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Sadly I'd imagine most of his fanboys don't have much choice in the matter
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Elon's what I call Intelligent-stupid.
I'm a Starlink beta tester, and it's flawless. It has spared me from what has been a 25 year long series of horrible satellite internet "providers". But some of his ideas are loopy. Why even consider colonizing other planets when we can't even live like proper humans on Earth.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 14:18,
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Why?
Well the calling charges would be prohibitively expensive so you'd be free from spam phone calls.
As one of the first colonists you could probably represent your planet in sport at an interplanetary level regardless of your actual level of ability. I mean sure, food, water and heat would be your priorities but there'd be other benefits.
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I like trees.
But the idea of holding the Mars MMA championship belt does sound appealing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 15:49,
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Is CNBC for children? Like CBBC or CITV?
I think Musk just believes in the system a little too much. Billionaires tend to, I think, since it has been so good to them.
I'm suspicious when someone starts talking about 'our civilisation'. They are rarely talking about human civilisation as a whole.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 14:31,
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In my head 'our civilisation' = 'my tribe'
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 21:23,
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Only the bits that we can't be fucked with maintaining.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 8 Dec 2021, 15:28,
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Is he talking about the white person civilization?
Saying that cos he's a South African and they are a bit, you know, like that.
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Just because someone is intelligent in one area doesn't mean they are in others.
He needs to realise this. Unfortunately a massive ego and narcissistic traits means he won't.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 18:27,
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I hope he loses all his
money in a bitcoin scam as a warning to tech bros everywhere.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 20:04,
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Out of all of them, he seems most likely to lose it all and end up in jail
He'll get drunk and do a Ratner on twitter I reckon
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Replaceable battery packs. That'll be a £50,000,000 consultation fee, please.
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Making Britney Spear's outburst safe for work
Original outburst on here www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2021/12/britney-spears-performs-troubling-skit-about-forced-therapy-swears-and-burps-at-camera-on-instagram.html
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What does a Gong Sound Like when Hit with a 1189mph Baseball?
Today on what we will make explode?
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bong
that's not the sound, that's just a suggestion for your afternoon
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 6:57,
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Centuries of Sound - 1940
I made this!
Not quite as long as the last mix, at 4 hours 15 minutes, this is, what, a good one? I generally feel happy with them when I put them out, but this has been on all weekend so I think that means it's better than usual? Maybe.
If yo haven't seen these before, I'm making mixes for every year of recorded sound, starting in 1860. This is 1940 where
* We have loads of clips from WWII, The Blitz, Churchill, news reports and Lord Haw Haw, etc.
* We have Stokowski's astonishing HD stereo recordings for Fantasia
* We have Woody Guthrie's Alan Lomax recordings
* We have the final burst of imperial-phase swing before the musicians strike started and everyone stopped recording for a couple of years
Anyway, come and listen, it's free to stream, there's a preview download of the first hour, and *ahem patreon option ahem*
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Zuowan, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 23:04,
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imperial-phases can't even hit a wookie
nice work once again, zuowan
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 23:07,
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Something to bring the christmas cheer: Domino fails
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 21:15,
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Scientific proof that Die Hard is a Christmas movie
I made this!
Some people think Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. These people are wrong, as proven with science.
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Could have waited 1 more day...
8 years, 8 months and 7 days
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 11:55,
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Don't reply/post&run for another 2 days!
Or you'll spoil that run of 8s on your profile page!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 21:17,
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Dammit, you spotted it first!
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 11:56,
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Well hopefully this should stop people arguing about it.
Next make a video about how to pronounce "scone"
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Zuowan, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 22:52,
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