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(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' Psychopath

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post Photographer takes photos of entire fillums
with a verrrry long exposure, interesting results.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 7:29, Reply)
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That's actually very good. I was surprised how many scenes I could pick out of the 2001 one for example.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, some of them work better than others

(, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
I wonder if shooting two images, through 3d glasses, would allow you to produce a 3d version.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite bonkers

(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a balding Jesus I'm seeing?
The Gospel According to St Matthew
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The film actually stars
monobrow Jesus, not slap-head Jesus.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I read nearly 2/3 of that interview
and I don't think anyone should be forced to read the whole thing.

I'm super not impressed with this 'films compressed into single pictures' concept. Like, I could sample a great album, average out all the waveforms into a single DC value and offer that up as art. Each album would be represented by a single pulse lasting 0.0000226757369615 seconds. But why bother? What cunt would be impressed by that? Would I want to take their money? Actually, yes. Yes I would.

Coming soon: DC offset clicks representing the greatest music of the 20th century. Yours for just £60 each.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:08, Reply)
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There's an interview?
It seems you've over thought this.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Or have you underthought it?
I thought about it some more and remembered one film picture gimmick that I did think was cool at the time... The long tracking shot as a long still image thing, if you remember that.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes people say I have overthought something
when all I have done is think about it to the slightest degree.

It really does seem like there are some people who do not want to think about anything at all, ever.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking is quite a slow and difficult process for a lot of people, and most choose not to bother.

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post spooky skull in Aliens pic
Apt
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 happy flaming candles up your bum

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles Fred!

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles Fred!

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you, I missed it as I was massaging a dog's ears
Calms him down on bonfire night, honest.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The Clockwork Orange?
Never heard of it.
(, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 8:52, Reply)
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Z Project...-Sum
(, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post "amateur", as amateurs would say

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What an utterly samey, boring cunt.
Garold posted a cracking video the other day which aptly demonstrates that these 'levels of difficulty' video formats can actually be quite engaging.
Every one of Charles' videos basically boils down to 'look how well I can play the banjo on my bass guitar'. I don't feel him exuding any kind of passion or emotional investment in what he's doing whatsoever. Which probably explains why he's churning out endless variations of the same.fucking.video week after week.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The Steve Davis of bass?

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you mention it...

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know or care about the person playing the song. it is a good rendition nonetheless. perhaps the link name could have been different.

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're a bit hard on the bloke, is it cause he is ginge?
it's not like if he played a lone bassline of these songs without the technical flourishes it would be more interesting to listen to, it would be muzak.
I've never been into finicky fretboard fiddlers like Satriani, but the bassline for most pop songs by itself is pretty dull
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Hard on' lol

(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you very much
that's the nicest thing anyone has said about me ever.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Give him a break. Making money out of being a musician ain’t easy. He’s found a way. Good luck to him.

(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't this get posted just the other day?
Or was it exactly the same premise and execution, based around a slightly different song?
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
for clearing that up
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what he does
that's all he does
and he absolutely will not stop until you are dead
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Then death
will be a sweet release from suffering.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post Cat spanking silliness.


Half life cat 4


(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:08, Reply)
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youtu.be/idQ4jrr8lN0
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post {XD

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz

(, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 2:22, Reply)
This is a link post Brief flashback to a drinking game in the desert.
Use the title link, not the picture.

Autumn Blooming Asters & Cholla Abuse Daht Cahm


(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Brodacious dude

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Like, totally.

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post Blah blah blah
Strobe warninig
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 23:53, Reply)
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That's one of the most annoying songs I've heard in a while
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 1:39, Reply)
This is a link post CRPGs are the worst
- or maybe it was LARPs.
Some tubby accountant in blackface and a Tina Turner wig telling you they're a "dark elven warlock"... or the skinny mullet in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and jeans with a borrowed cloak and a sword made from bamboo and carri-mat wrapped in silver gaffer tape, telling you they're Klaatu the Destroyer.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post my missus bought a DVD from a guy in a pub
not only was it a bad pirate recording of some handycam inside a chinese cinema. All the chinese dubbing in the movie had been overdubbed back into english by the same person, who had a heavy chinese accent and made no attempt to distinguish different characters, or indeed put any emotion into his delivery whatsoever. It was hilarious
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a DVD of M Night Shyamalan's Village in KL
The english subtitles were hysterical, cried laughing. Wish I had kept it
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:54, Reply)
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I'm struggling to think of a film I want to see less.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post A Serbian Film II: The Klumps

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:12, Reply)
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I'd give it a go.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:15, Reply)
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Sounds better than Birdemic 2 to be fair.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Fast & Furious 12

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:18, Reply)
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Cars go vroom. I'm in.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fast & Furious 12 Angry Men

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fern Gully 3?
Oh, wait….
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:22, Reply)
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Fern Gullly 3: Waterworld.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 6-Headed Shark Attack or Piranhaconda

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:31, Reply)
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Now that sounds pretty good. Like they don't even care what the creature is.

"What IS that thing?"
"It's a 6-headed shark or piranhaconda or whatever..."
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite liked Avatar
- it's a good adventure romp, well made and all that. It's no masterpiece, but it's fun.
I'd say the same thing about The Matrix.
Their sequels just seem pointless.

There's only a few times it works (Alien - Aliens, Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back) and even then, the returns diminished when they overstretched.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:46, Reply)
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Ignore the 3d, and you're left with a long, preachy, and frankly boringly predictable film.

For furries.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 3d gives me a headache
I only saw it in 2d. It was OK. Well below hype, but a passable action movie.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like bits of it too, don't think its close to being as bad as some people think it is
sequel does seem pointless though, this one looks like it will be a repeat of the first one's story / themes, but more wet
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There's many a good sequel; some better then the original...
Kids movies?
The Incredibles 2
Paddington 2
Shrek II
Thriller?
Mad Max 2: Road Warrior
The Godfather part II
The Bourne Supremacy
Sci-Fi?
Dawn of The Planet of the Apes
T2: Judgement Day
Superhero?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Logan
The Dark Knight
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It was one of the very few films
I turned off less than half way through.

I still don't know how it ends. I assume 'generic military leader guy' decides to kill the 'alien native Indians' because he is 'evil' and 'white saviour' saves them and decides to stay with 'alien Pocahontas' forever.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 11:28, Reply)
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Yes. That's exactly what happens. Also he gets a shiny new cat body to replace his broken human one because he's JUST SO NICE.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post SHRIMPNADO!

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Chimpnado would be cool

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:58, Reply)
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Basically Planet of the Apes.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Gimpnado

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Numberwang!

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 7:44, Reply)
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Definitely some sort of wang
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 10:06, Reply)
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Sounds like what happened last time I ate seafood.
Never again.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-#

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Matrix 2

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:05, Reply)
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Could be worse. Could be Matrix 3.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Schindlers List 2: Oskar in Florida

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This time he’s getting Cubans out of Cuba in little boats.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ... but little "Eric", with his pencil moustache and teutonic accent, seems oddly familiar...

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Leprechaun in the hood

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Krankie Does Dallas

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The original Alien prequel

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha what??

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 1:00, Reply)
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I think they mean Prometheus.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 16:21, Reply)
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I was trying to fit Jimmy Krankie into the Alien series.
Prometheus and Covenant did so many things wrong, the Krankies might well have improved them.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant as an alternative prequel
Captain Arthur Dallas of the Nostromo roused from hypersleep to investigate an unknown lifeform on a nearby planet. The corporation (or Weyland-Poo-Fanny as the Krankies call them) have decided it must be retrieved and brought back at all costs.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not because you fancy her then.

(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The Revenge of the Christ

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Resurrected, Risen and ready to kick some ass

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Let he who is without sin cast the first... GRENADE"

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Judas, you plan to betray me"
youtu.be/NAQy8v0d_qo
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps the first one

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Sleep (or is that sheep?)
the shining sequel
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Weekend at Bernie's 9
Seriously decomposition
(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally every joke joke response is a movie I would watch.
I don't care about Avatar but will probably watch those sequels too. But I'd watch the joke films first.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i was going to do Titanic 2: Frozen Jack on the Hindenburg
but it turns out Titanic 2 already exists as some shit spoof
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to me like sharing it far and wide is counter to your argument.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:45, Reply)
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Sharing it far and wide.
Sharing it here.
Not sure they're the same thing anymore.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly. Pushers have been a thing at British rail/tube stations for as long as there have been British rail/tube stations
The incidence rate might be significantly lower than it is in the US, but that's probably due largely in part to the astronomical number of individuals using American Subways compared to British Underground systems, and the complete lack of affordable mental health services in the states.
No doubt the tabloids will make a dubious connection between the two incidents and begin a sensationalised hunpanic about the 'Albanian Illegal Immigrant Pusher Epidemic' spreading across our public transport networks, though.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re probably right.
I thought it might be one of those social media challenges gone wrong.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Steppenwolf wrote a song about them

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post M$ Paint cartoon?


Post Nuclear Driving Test


(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post About the Cool Gaming Websites
I found a good website where you can play cool games online and you can share with your friend and play with them as well

Mod: This is a better cool games link https://www.repton3.co.uk/chuckieegg.aspx

so play from home, office, or anywhere on the earth

put a comment and help me to share as much as we can
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds great, sign me up!!!!!!

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No cheap meds on there, would not recommend

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How very very dare you assume I only have one friend.
You would be correct but as he is invisible I suppose I have to allow that.

Also were can I get some blue pills (asking for an invisible friend)
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So you share a cool game online with your friend, and then you 'play' with your friend?
Gotcha.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "Friend" = child they've been grooming online

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, the Spanishfly method

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wanna join my Roblox Guild?
I can get you bumped up to a level 4 mage
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:28, Reply)
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p m
up to a level by someone
m times your
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post no surprise that this pederastic daydream is being posted on slashlinks

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Slashlinks
Sounds like a watersports site.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they were just caught short?

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't I buy drugs from this site?

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You can
www.b3ta.com/secret
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Gold members only

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 18:23, Reply)
This is a link post Jackdaws are Cunts
...or are they? seems young Derek is a complex and contested character...

'Pure evil' black bird named Derek terrorising Yorkshire village


(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh, Cardigan Road in both directions partially blocked

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the bar has been set pretty low for pure evil

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post How much evil can a jackdaw do though?
Quantifying the maximum capacity for evil for all the different species would make for an interesting phd. You could clean up on the lecture circuit with a gimmick like that.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *Offers cash*
That will keep the cat exercised.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "so to whoever owns the horrible thing..."
um
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs 'wild' explained, slowly, presumably.

(, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 0:59, Reply)
This is a link post I was listening to Jesus Jones and heard the sample "Trust me I know what I am doing"
One of the best spoof cop shows: Sledge Hammer

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the first time I've seen/heard someone say "I was listening to Jesus Jones" in about 30 years.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 9:58, Reply)
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I saw those words and my immediate reaction was "why?"
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, there are at least
a couple of good reasons...
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven’t heard that for a very long time.
I had it on some compilation that was pretty good, I think.
(, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The second one is on the "26 Mixes for Cash" Aphex Twin remixes collection
but also appeared on "The Positiva Ambient Collection" compilation, which does have some other good stuff on it.
(, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post alright emvee, nice to have you back

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post Twitter link, while it's still free...
Mind-bending video effect. I don't understand it, but it involves some sort of AI
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it has a script that sets areas of consistency and warp diffuses them
but all the face animations he'd be doing himself, so there's a little slight of hand going on rather than AI, but it's an interesting effect nonetheless and will no doubt progress
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, OK, so not quite human input free, but still.
Shitty magnets.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post Swamp Thing

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 5:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Get that kid away from those speakers!
That thumbnail is giving me the heebeegeebees!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post u ok m8? are you having some sort of breakdown?

(, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 11:03, Reply)
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This is a link post Four Chords
(GC 2010)
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This is a link post Boom shaka lak
Zig a zig ahhhh

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