That's actually very good. I was surprised how many scenes I could pick out of the 2001 one for example.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 9:42,
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Yes, some of them work better than others
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 7:35,
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Nice!
I wonder if shooting two images, through 3d glasses, would allow you to produce a 3d version.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:52,
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Is that a balding Jesus I'm seeing?
The Gospel According to St Matthew
(Mex3=mememe, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:18,
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The film actually stars
monobrow Jesus, not slap-head Jesus.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:31,
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I read nearly 2/3 of that interview
and I don't think anyone should be forced to read the whole thing.
I'm super not impressed with this 'films compressed into single pictures' concept. Like, I could sample a great album, average out all the waveforms into a single DC value and offer that up as art. Each album would be represented by a single pulse lasting 0.0000226757369615 seconds. But why bother? What cunt would be impressed by that? Would I want to take their money? Actually, yes. Yes I would.
Coming soon: DC offset clicks representing the greatest music of the 20th century. Yours for just £60 each.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:08,
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There's an interview? It seems you've over thought this.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 21:01,
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Or have you underthought it?
I thought about it some more and remembered one film picture gimmick that I did think was cool at the time... The long tracking shot as a long still image thing, if you remember that.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 21:06,
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Sometimes people say I have overthought something
when all I have done is think about it to the slightest degree.
It really does seem like there are some people who do not want to think about anything at all, ever.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:29,
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Thinking is quite a slow and difficult process for a lot of people, and most choose not to bother.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 14:13,
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spooky skull in Aliens pic
Apt
(simbosanis too tired, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 21:58,
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Candles!
(RedHouseover yonder, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 1:18,
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Happy Candles
(simbosanis too tired, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 12:38,
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12 happy flaming candles up your bum
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 15:38,
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Happy candles Fred!
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 18:11,
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Happy Candles Fred!
(Varmint, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 20:58,
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Thank you, I missed it as I was massaging a dog's ears
Calms him down on bonfire night, honest.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 7:36,
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The Clockwork Orange?
Never heard of it.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 8:52,
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What an utterly samey, boring cunt.
Garold posted a cracking video the other day which aptly demonstrates that these 'levels of difficulty' video formats can actually be quite engaging. Every one of Charles' videos basically boils down to 'look how well I can play the banjo on my bass guitar'. I don't feel him exuding any kind of passion or emotional investment in what he's doing whatsoever. Which probably explains why he's churning out endless variations of the same.fucking.video week after week.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:59,
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The Steve Davis of bass?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:03,
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Now you mention it...
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:05,
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I think you're a bit hard on the bloke, is it cause he is ginge?
it's not like if he played a lone bassline of these songs without the technical flourishes it would be more interesting to listen to, it would be muzak. I've never been into finicky fretboard fiddlers like Satriani, but the bassline for most pop songs by itself is pretty dull
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:04,
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Why thank you very much
that's the nicest thing anyone has said about me ever.
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:08,
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Give him a break. Making money out of being a musician ain’t easy. He’s found a way. Good luck to him.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:54,
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Didn't this get posted just the other day?
Or was it exactly the same premise and execution, based around a slightly different song?
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 10:12,
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Thanks
for clearing that up
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 12:48,
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that's what he does
that's all he does and he absolutely will not stop until you are dead
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 14:31,
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Then death
will be a sweet release from suffering.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:30,
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That's one of the most annoying songs I've heard in a while
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 1:39,
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CRPGs are the worst
- or maybe it was LARPs. Some tubby accountant in blackface and a Tina Turner wig telling you they're a "dark elven warlock"... or the skinny mullet in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and jeans with a borrowed cloak and a sword made from bamboo and carri-mat wrapped in silver gaffer tape, telling you they're Klaatu the Destroyer.
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:41,
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my missus bought a DVD from a guy in a pub
not only was it a bad pirate recording of some handycam inside a chinese cinema. All the chinese dubbing in the movie had been overdubbed back into english by the same person, who had a heavy chinese accent and made no attempt to distinguish different characters, or indeed put any emotion into his delivery whatsoever. It was hilarious
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:59,
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I bought a DVD of M Night Shyamalan's Village in KL
The english subtitles were hysterical, cried laughing. Wish I had kept it
(simbosanis too tired, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 8:00,
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Now that sounds pretty good. Like they don't even care what the creature is.
"What IS that thing?" "It's a 6-headed shark or piranhaconda or whatever..."
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:58,
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Quite liked Avatar
- it's a good adventure romp, well made and all that. It's no masterpiece, but it's fun. I'd say the same thing about The Matrix. Their sequels just seem pointless.
There's only a few times it works (Alien - Aliens, Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back) and even then, the returns diminished when they overstretched.
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:46,
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Ignore the 3d, and you're left with a long, preachy, and frankly boringly predictable film.
For furries.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:59,
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3d gives me a headache
I only saw it in 2d. It was OK. Well below hype, but a passable action movie.
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:30,
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I like bits of it too, don't think its close to being as bad as some people think it is
sequel does seem pointless though, this one looks like it will be a repeat of the first one's story / themes, but more wet
(custard, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:39,
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There's many a good sequel; some better then the original...
Kids movies? The Incredibles 2 Paddington 2 Shrek II Thriller? Mad Max 2: Road Warrior The Godfather part II The Bourne Supremacy Sci-Fi? Dawn of The Planet of the Apes T2: Judgement Day Superhero? Captain America: The Winter Soldier Logan The Dark Knight
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 10:19,
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It was one of the very few films
I turned off less than half way through.
I still don't know how it ends. I assume 'generic military leader guy' decides to kill the 'alien native Indians' because he is 'evil' and 'white saviour' saves them and decides to stay with 'alien Pocahontas' forever.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 11:28,
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Yes. That's exactly what happens. Also he gets a shiny new cat body to replace his broken human one because he's JUST SO NICE.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:11,
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SHRIMPNADO!
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:51,
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That's Numberwang!
(dyllonnice beaver., Thu 3 Nov 2022, 7:44,
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Definitely some sort of wang
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 10:06,
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Sounds like what happened last time I ate seafood. Never again.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:00,
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{:-#
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:36,
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Could be worse. Could be Matrix 3.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:30,
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Schindlers List 2: Oskar in Florida
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:04,
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This time he’s getting Cubans out of Cuba in little boats.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:20,
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... but little "Eric", with his pencil moustache and teutonic accent, seems oddly familiar...
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:45,
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I think they mean Prometheus.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 16:21,
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I was trying to fit Jimmy Krankie into the Alien series. Prometheus and Covenant did so many things wrong, the Krankies might well have improved them.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:57,
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I meant as an alternative prequel
Captain Arthur Dallas of the Nostromo roused from hypersleep to investigate an unknown lifeform on a nearby planet. The corporation (or Weyland-Poo-Fanny as the Krankies call them) have decided it must be retrieved and brought back at all costs.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:55,
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Not because you fancy her then.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Fri 4 Nov 2022, 8:48,
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Perhaps the first one
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 23:20,
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Dr Sleep (or is that sheep?)
the shining sequel
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:28,
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Weekend at Bernie's 9
Seriously decomposition
(Farty Funkhouser, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 20:44,
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Literally every joke joke response is a movie I would watch.
I don't care about Avatar but will probably watch those sequels too. But I'd watch the joke films first.
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 1:35,
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i was going to do Titanic 2: Frozen Jack on the Hindenburg
but it turns out Titanic 2 already exists as some shit spoof
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 2:15,
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(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 17:16,
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Seems to me like sharing it far and wide is counter to your argument.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:45,
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Sharing it far and wide. Sharing it here. Not sure they're the same thing anymore.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:02,
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Hardly. Pushers have been a thing at British rail/tube stations for as long as there have been British rail/tube stations
The incidence rate might be significantly lower than it is in the US, but that's probably due largely in part to the astronomical number of individuals using American Subways compared to British Underground systems, and the complete lack of affordable mental health services in the states. No doubt the tabloids will make a dubious connection between the two incidents and begin a sensationalised hunpanic about the 'Albanian Illegal Immigrant Pusher Epidemic' spreading across our public transport networks, though.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:19,
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You’re probably right.
I thought it might be one of those social media challenges gone wrong.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:38,
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Steppenwolf wrote a song about them
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:52,
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(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 16:13,
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About the Cool Gaming Websites
I found a good website where you can play cool games online and you can share with your friend and play with them as well
so play from home, office, or anywhere on the earth
put a comment and help me to share as much as we can
(carnival gamer, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 11:50,
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This sounds great, sign me up!!!!!!
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:00,
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No cheap meds on there, would not recommend
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:06,
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How very very dare you assume I only have one friend.
You would be correct but as he is invisible I suppose I have to allow that.
Also were can I get some blue pills (asking for an invisible friend)
(TBLI posted this on, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:21,
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So you share a cool game online with your friend, and then you 'play' with your friend?
Gotcha.
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:51,
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"Friend" = child they've been grooming online
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:00,
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ah, the Spanishfly method
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:01,
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Wanna join my Roblox Guild?
I can get you bumped up to a level 4 mage
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:28,
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p m up to a level by someone m times your
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:28,
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no surprise that this pederastic daydream is being posted on slashlinks
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 14:28,
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Slashlinks
Sounds like a watersports site.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:08,
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maybe they were just caught short?
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:27,
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Why can't I buy drugs from this site?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 15:12,
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ohh, Cardigan Road in both directions partially blocked
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 10:30,
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the bar has been set pretty low for pure evil
(Dick Wonderā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:15,
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How much evil can a jackdaw do though?
Quantifying the maximum capacity for evil for all the different species would make for an interesting phd. You could clean up on the lecture circuit with a gimmick like that.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:13,
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*Offers cash*
That will keep the cat exercised.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 13:58,
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"so to whoever owns the horrible thing..."
um
(horrid, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:39,
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That's the first time I've seen/heard someone say "I was listening to Jesus Jones" in about 30 years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 9:58,
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I saw those words and my immediate reaction was "why?"
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 10:14,
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Oh, there are at least acouple of good reasons...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 17:17,
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I haven’t heard that for a very long time.
I had it on some compilation that was pretty good, I think.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 23:37,
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The second one is on the "26 Mixes for Cash" Aphex Twin remixes collection
but also appeared on "The Positiva Ambient Collection" compilation, which does have some other good stuff on it.
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 4:04,
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alright emvee, nice to have you back
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 10:28,
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i think it has a script that sets areas of consistency and warp diffuses them
but all the face animations he'd be doing himself, so there's a little slight of hand going on rather than AI, but it's an interesting effect nonetheless and will no doubt progress
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:30,
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Ah, OK, so not quite human input free, but still.
Shitty magnets.
(Varmint, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:49,
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