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This is a link post Motörhead – Ace Of Spades

(ann onn, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Very much this ^

(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it would be this
clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s all the same to me.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Thread for Udio creations
AI "music" is evil, however I enjoyed playing around with this and thought it would be fun to have a thread on here. Not clicking "I made this" as an AI made it from stolen samples, all I did was give it a few instructions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Time for Sickipedia the musical

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one. Really should get back to work.
www.udio.com/songs/xoMtVMLFhh3VxCYsZ2XpuP
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Its going to happen sooner or later..
So it might as well be me
www.udio.com/songs/3f5kgzu47qPcGUNuX1eT6e
 (maximcondor, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Inflation
www.udio.com/songs/rLx8so2hAtN726h3nga6mU
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my first real exposure to AI "music".
The novelty value wears off really really quickly, doesn't it?
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of it is jaw droppingly good,
but as with its visual counterpart there's more and more shite to wade through to find it, and the more of it there is the less valuable it seems to be.

I'm still enthusiastic about one day having *useful* AI music tools incorporated into DAWs (virtual musicians and arrangers who you could train using your own source material for example), but text prompt based stuff does not seem like the way forward, at least not for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post When you say jaw droppingly good,
do you then actually listen to it more than once for pleasure?

Most AI stuff just seems impressive from a distance, and shit when you look at the detail.

Udio is only fun because of the human input. If you couldn't write your own lyrics, I doubt anyone would enjoy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a few that I have listened to more than once, yeah.
E.g. the 'new' Nirvana song from a few years ago.

AI DSP seems, to me at leat, to be better quality than its visual equivalent, but of course its a little shonky, and it's dependent on the material its been trained on. The kind of AI tools I'd be interested in would be MIDI/score based anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I hate it too
www.udio.com/songs/eNuQmiCLyYBUMkPqdKgJiQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
After a couple misfires it came up with this

Tales of the Silent
www.udio.com/songs/mZLwd4YxjmSJKWuCteYUdy
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressed as that's an actual song rather than a joke

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My son made this for me
www.udio.com/songs/9T3RupG7o1KYFsLWYdXy6J
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Can it do a cover of willy bum bum?
tryparrotai.com/video?id=w_jb32urdp
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still a long way from this
m.soundcloud.com/jake-skelton/01-b3ta-jingle
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 20 Apr 2024, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Friend lost his wife after a long horrid illness
A song about missing her.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 5:18, Reply)
This is a link post I don’t know what’s more disturbing…
…the single black eye or the way it gets up like the Terminator from Dark Fate.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they made a real thing that looks like CGI?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems so.
bostondynamics.com/blog/electric-new-era-for-atlas/

I didn't realise the previous one used hydraulics.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The farewell piece for the hydraulic atlas includes a few failed movements that result in it losing spurts of hydraulic fluid
video needed slowing down and the addition of Barber's Adagio for Strings a la Platoon
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Recently I learned
That one of my old schoolmates now is working with Boston Dynamics. He was initially a 3D animator. Then became an engineer.
Now he combines those fields by “animating” the movements of BD’s robots.
 (I helped save b3ta! pallimut Ancient Lurker, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to see these with guns.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You won't see them
you won't even hear the shot
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 10:24, Reply)
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If the Ukraine experience has shown anything it's that the war robots of the future won't look anything like this. Why build something like this when you could just take an off-the-shelf drone and rig it to drop a grenade on their head.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Terror tactics
Also, how will they rebel against their programming and take over if they are an off the shelf hoverbot?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 17:50, Reply)
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Some enterprising techbro will probably come up with a way of integrating AI into them as if that's something the world needs.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So our end will come in the form
of an army of robot lawnmowers with mines strapped to them, all controlled by Alexa. Great.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for the sweary northern overdub

(rogerzilla, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post A Pint With Regal... Dusty Rhodes NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Someone in the crowd requested Song 2 on the modular synth
Rest of the video is awesome too.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 17 Apr 2024, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is much, much, much more tolerable than his usual YouTube bollocks.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He got very cross when the Americans at Coachella wouldn’t sing along to Girls and Boys the other day.
“You’ll never see us again so you might as well fucking sing it" he harrumphed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuLb2wBgJg
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They probably didn't know the words.
Considering the majority of them are yanks born a decade after that song was released.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 7:40, Reply)
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I like this guy, he's clearly very talented and driven, and he's done very interesting stuff, like the 32 GameBoy synth, and the church organ rebuild. But just.. the hypercaffienated delivery and 'yoof' vibe he has kinda grates. Maybe he has ADHD, maybe I'm just too old now, who knows?

Fair play and best of luck, like.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah i do watch his videos but there is a little too much
"mad professor" vibe going on (a bit like Colin Furse on steroids) but as a synth and electronics geek I tend to grit my teeth through those bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's his schtick. He's a really pleasant, much quieter bloke in real life

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 14:57, Reply)
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Ah, that's cool, glad to hear it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Great though there's a musical thumper* in it just after that initial cover
*thumper - very very short piece of music of any sort that unintentionally summons an ear worm when listening to something unrelated
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Maid Marion Remastered
All four series.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet still no Noel's House Party UHD!
#DefundTheBBC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Noel, maybe they'd get round to it if you start paying your license fee again, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post Suella Braverman's Nat-C speech remix I made this!
Braverman talks impotence while giving Kier Starmer her full support.
(Dave Bagpuss a bit loose at the seams, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thoughtful, polite and well spoken.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post This chap used to practise till his fingers bled. 8 hours a day.
You can see plasters in other videos. But this performance is so fucking awesome.
(roysin, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Played until his fingers bled you say?
What season and year was this again?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 17 Apr 2024, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post ...other candidates are available.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Far from the silliest candidate.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A quality candidate we can trust!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The bin costume looks to have had quite the upgrade

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post it was to do with a copyright claim on the black costume

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A murine company extracting the urine?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post His hand-drier policy
was visionary yet realistic. Exactly the kind of bold yet cautious policy that can heal our divided country.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The only joy left in this shit show of a country

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Dinosaurs episode 2 - full episode I made this!
Hellooooo! Netflix have put up the full episode 2 of Bad Dinosaurs on youtube if you fancy having a gander
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 16 Apr 2024, 13:09, Reply)
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Top 10 in the UK when I last checked in. Good fucking show. By which I mean good effort, I've not watched it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 16 Apr 2024, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 19:15, Reply)
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I've not watched any French New Wave either, so it's conceivably as good as that. That's the best I've got unless there's money in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 16 Apr 2024, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Would it help if someone posted a link to some?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you've watched it, why don't you tell us what you thought of it instead of your tiresome pass-agg yap?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 18 Apr 2024, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, here's a link to the comment I posted for the previous one of these
b3ta.com/links/1614188
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 12:10, Reply)
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You have passed the test of internet stranger loyalty. Crab Bloke is coming to your gaff tonight where, for one hour, he will spoon you, stroke your hair and whisper in your ear about your kind words. Don't look him in the eye though or he WILL try to fuck you energetically up the arse and tbh it's very difficult to stop him once he gets going.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Apr 2024, 5:11, Reply)
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Actually, if you're 8 and just a fan of cartoon dinosaurs, which on reflection is entirely plausible, then this joke has backfired a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Apr 2024, 5:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 19 Apr 2024, 5:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll join in.
I have neither Netflix nor children and have no desire to get either, so I don't think I'm the target demographic.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you've grasped how /links works

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:04, Reply)
This is a link post Great parking skillz

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Llllllllllike a glove.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Now we have flying cars,
but STILL no clear photo of Bigfoot, or Nessie...
 (I helped save b3ta! CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Thu 18 Apr 2024, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Retro dudes, i gone done another vidya! I made this!
critisism and subscribers are welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember enjoying it up to some RTS shenanigans when I got bored and uninstalled it

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto
It just felt like a massive tonal shift, and I gave up by the second battle.
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Fri 19 Apr 2024, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post LIVE: Space Ghost Coast to Coast 30th Anniversary | adult swim

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a 30 year flashback of getting stoned and couch locked while watching that show.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post This is satire... but not everyone sees it that way... I made this!
Already banned by the TikTok algorithm for apparently promoting the very thing this satirises, this is a human written song, sung by an AI with a stock footage video. It's not for everyone, but you might like it.
(Ashley Frieze, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click 'I made this"
You cunt.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post not clicking that
could be a virus
 (sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Poe's Law

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post cole's law but about poo

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post I hope you like penetration by the pyramids
I think "of its time" would be a good description
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post alternatively if you more the penetrating eggs type
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit - I'm going to have to find one of those now!
That looks like the most satisfying thing ever, albeit for a very short period of time!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Back then people were yet to discover you can actually play the saxophone

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I was watching him the whole time waiting for his solo!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a feeling I made lots of folks watch this twice looking for the sax
suckers!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it,
but they're no Monks...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Same tune also done by The Ventures
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp8GPEQ9008
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post NORM!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post NORM!!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Norman!
(Just bought the entire 11 season DVD box set off eBay for £30...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 18 Apr 2024, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post he's one I'm suprised to learn is still alive

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 2:52, Reply)
This is a link post Ten minutes of OJ jokes anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ten minutes of OK jokes amirite?
I heard one joke from him that caused my mouth to faintly twitch smilewards once. Something to do with a moth
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So it’s funnier than Book of Mormon?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the Cochrain ones made me laugh.
But then there was another 7 or 8 minutes of the same dog whistle stuff. Glad he got fired for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post XKCD: Machine
I've lost hours to this game over the last week, so now you need to too.

Collaborate with other readers of the world's favourite geeky stick figure web comic to build a massive multi-player pointless ball-transporting machine.

Explore the things other people have built with 'view machine' or get the balls into the right holes yourself by careful use of bricks, fans, pinball game parts, black holes, bored cats, anvils and comfy cushions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 21:36, Reply)
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I was just thinking it had been a while since XKCD did one of these wildly ambitious brain-breaking things, and then he drops this...
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 8:55, Reply)

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