Older than all those Thai kids you fucked then.
Or were they Vietnamese?
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I think so yes.
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He's cleverly disguised himself
by posting exactly the same type of autistic brainfarts, but with a different username. It's ingenious.
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"Childhood Hero" Exposed As Terrible Person
It's OK, David Attenborough is still lovely.
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Filmed here in Leeds...
www.google.com/maps/@53.8009873,-1.5671962,3a,45y,172.53h,85.11t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s20OjXtQU4dujMm7Ejw1NZg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu
Yawn!
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That's well spotted, I pottered along the Kirkstall Road only last week, but wouldn't have recognised it
Monster lurkage too, well done.
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I'm like the Shazam of street recognition
After my uber-lurk, it's time once again to disappear for several years.
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Testing of the reactor at the Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant began on Tuesday the 8th of May, 1984.
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I thought that was tied into a movie somehow but apparently not.
It is however, old, built on fault lines (surely not) and just had its operational life extended to 2030 so nothing can possibly go wrong.
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Maybe budgies and organs wasn't the funniest.
But Diablo Canyon? If I were brave I'd challenge you to ten paces at dawn.
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for some reason I made the assumption they were selling bodily organs
not musical ones, until quite near the end. I think it made it a bit funnier
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The judge is wrong
A taco is not a sandwich, it is a taco. To determine if something is a sandwich, you must follow the cube rule for sandwiches, where foods are defined by the location of the carbs. A taco has the carbs on the sides and bottom, therefore it is a taco. A hotdog is a taco. Carbs on the top and bottom are what defines a sandwich. A hamburger is a sandwich. Carbs on the bottom only is toast. Pizza is a form of toast. Carbs on the sides, and top and bottom, but not front and back, is sushi. enchiladas are sushi. Carbs on the bottom and all sides, but not the top, is quiche. A wrap is quiche. Carbs on all outside faces is calzone. Burritos are calzone. Multiple layers of carbs is cake. A big mac is cake.
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So a Jaffa cake is toast with marmalade?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 May 2024, 18:39,
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yes
Even though they won a court case to prove they were cake
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 May 2024, 22:14,
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A chip butty is cake
a cheese sandwich is a sandwich
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 May 2024, 22:13,
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Hey you
you're losing your chip butty c
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:45,
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The judge may be correct
But the legal definition or case law may be nonsense.
It's like software. Garbage in, garbage out. With added dementia and bribes (depending on jurisdiction)
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It's not ham but it is a sandwich.
Bread, filling, bread.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 19 May 2024, 15:01,
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That's not a definition of a sandwich. A roll is not a sandwich, it's a roll. A sandwich has *slices* of bread.
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How are you getting the filling in the roll without slicing it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 May 2024, 10:34,
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Indeed.
I'm getting the impression that zuowan has never seen a burger.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:31,
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Slicing a roll in half does not make it into two slices of bread, my friends.
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Zuowan, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:28,
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Slice any loaf once
and you are left with two pieces of sliced bread. Two 'slices' of bread.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:03,
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I'd be sad too if I were as wrong as you.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 20 May 2024, 22:10,
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Yes, it is.
'A sandwich is a dish typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type.'
The burger is just a genus of the sandwich family.
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Wikipedia has to cater to Americans, who are WRONG in this particular thing.
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What about something that started out as a quiche but identifies as a sandwich?
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Oh god, Huw Edwards will be along soon with another spittle-flecked anti-trans tirade
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what about allowing quiches in womens prisons?
When someone feels a bit gassy, I'l say "I warned you this would happen"
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Still waiting for you to link to anything 'anti-trans' that I've ever said.
Until then, do sit down and shut up. You chippy little twat.
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you said, and I quote: "I would see all these trans subhuman defectives shot if i wasn't so aroused by them"
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There's a baba in Rhubab Barbera's barbarian barber bar
Redux
You might want to turn on English subtitles.
(Part one here.)
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Doctor Who button-pushing supercut
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That's great
My first reaction was "Why would you do that?" but the end result is rather pleasing.
Also, another maker rabbit hole to go down - his nose-picking machine is excellent!
youtu.be/TD4kDQFVIqI?si=KmNxvYeMhkWZmmZ6
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 18 May 2024, 7:20,
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The world needs more nonsense.
He also does some of the background music.
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I agree, and I liked the custom gear profiles, but I found the end result of all that effort and skillful crafting a bit unsatisfying, unlike the nonsense that Tim Hunkin produces, which is mechanically interesting, clever and funny.
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List of politicians / tv stars etc who attended private school
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What have the Arcade Fire
done to get on that list?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 May 2024, 16:18,
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Think that was Lostprophets
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I think
sex pest might be drastically understating things in this case
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Adrian Newey went to Repton, yes.
His autobiography makes it quite clear that he and the school didn’t get on, to the point where he was asked to leave.
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He was asked to leave
for letting a falling rock block access to a diamond.
#AcornElectron
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 May 2024, 19:17,
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Everyone knows this
Hard part is persuading people that they dont benefit from this system and no amount of "hard work" or "talent' is going to get you in to these places.
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Wouldn't it be a shorter list
to say who didn't?
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My School has 17 hits
14 are for sports, but they missed out the ones who actually had positions of power completely. Anybody for a game of rugby?
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I left in 1974, but I'm still waiting
for my secret private school privileges to materialise.
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I knew about the Corbyn cultists
who after all came from the same social class as Magic Grandpa himself, also almost everyone at the BBC, including the Alan Partridge of rap, Tim Westwood
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Billionaire unhappy with potrait
I think we really need to do a portrait competition.
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He's a lady whoa whoa whoa whoa he's a lady
in my best Tom Jones voice.
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Lacist
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Shall we go in the beer garden?
I made this!
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The inspiration
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Jeez. There are some fucking corkers in here!
"Painter" "paints".
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Art is subjective.
Personally, I think he's made them look like a Simon Weston tribute band.
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I'm guessing you wouldn't still think they were great if Australia's richest woman painted them
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 18 May 2024, 10:57,
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The Flames!!!
Happy Candleday!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 May 2024, 15:11,
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I'm lodging them firmly in my rectum one by one
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 18 May 2024, 17:16,
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At least it's not AI
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 18 May 2024, 7:32,
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They made the queen
look like that mental gangster who wears the round glasses and says 'fuck' a lot.
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Humble Bundle for the musical or noisy
Lots of sample junk in there but hidden in it are 4 brilliant synths
Mercury 4
Dreamsynth
Quadra
Obeheim Expander Module
I don't have the last one, but I can vouch for the wondrousness of the other 3 (actually all their synths are pukka)
I've not tried their Space Echo emulation
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Yeah I have quite a few of them
Don't have the Mercury 4 or the Quadra but really don't need them as I have shed loads of others (to the point I am starting to uninstall some I simply don't use now. And yes all great emulations :)
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An interview with the artist responsible for the recently unveiled portrait of King Charlie
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Looks like erstwhile b3tan "Dr"[1] Terry Moore has been found guilty on 12 counts
of animal neglect and/or cruelty at b3ta's favourite charity, the Cat Survival Trust.
The donations page on their website is still active, if you'd like to contribute.
1. ... of homeopathy, so not actually a doctor
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:(
They should lock him up in the same conditions he kept the cats.
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George Galloway-style Big brother behaviour order for 24 hours a day 365.
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I'm sure Rula Lenska would be available to reprise her role.
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Well that sucks.
I wonder if the land they claimed to have in South America was real.
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I have significant doubts about anything he's ever claimed.
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I had a read of that thread. Looks as though other people came to similar conclusions.
The stuff about their newsletters degenerating into conspiraloon rambling during and post COVID was telling.
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If you haven't seen his Facebook page, it's similar.
He went down the rabbit hole at least 10 years ago and never came back out. There's no climate change, it's all down to the pole shift. Viruses don't exist. Vaccines kill everyone. Everything you need to know about life can be found on RT and David Icke's YouTube channel. Oh, and Brexit is great, obviously.
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I can imagine it but I'll pass.
I used to find it funny 20 years ago but I've had my fill of that sort of thing. Maybe I'm too old for the internet.
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i did a bit of googling of some spanish language sites from the time
it seems like CST were involved at some lobbying level in the park, but he's probably overstated their role. A collection of NGOs, not just CST, lobbied the argentian government, who then created a protected zone in the form of new provincial park. It wasn't purchased or owned by CST. There's a puff piece on a local news argentinian site about Jahled (moore) visiting the parque that could have been penned by Moore himself. It has him looking like attenborough in jurassic park, and, I shit you not, saying he is known as "The Englishman of the Jungle" (conocido como “el inglés de la selva”). But he doesn't make any claims of ownership or management when talking about the parque, and it's mostly seems to be returning for self-promotion.
You can look up on this boring argentinian dept site about how the parque was created by government acquisition, yet the CST still have on their website that they purchased this land, a falsehood, and I see some members and donors to CST in forums say how they were motivated by this supposed purchase, and they continue to fundraise off this false claim.
So it sounds like he was a bullshitter from early on, but went off the deep end as reality closed in and complaints mounted and he became insolvent. It's hard to know if it was his homeopathy and stated distrust of veterinary medicine or lack of money, that was the reason his many sick cats went untreated. But many suffered and died with treatable illnesses, hence the convictions
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and yes, I have too much time on my hands
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Thanks.
I no longer feel guilty about never getting around to donating.
Got.a snow leopard loving 8 year old who'll be unhappy if she finds out about any of this. She'll want me to move them to my garden.
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Jahled ≠ Moore
but otherwise, carry on.
I wonder how much of the donations were siphoned off to his mate John Searl's free energy anti-gravity device fund*, because I reckon Searl was an even bigger crook who probably took advantage of Moore's gullibility. He's dead now though.
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ah, I was wondering that, he (moore) didn't seem seem particular jahledish. Didn't realise there was two of them posting here
though linked-in jahled lists being a trustee for them, so there is some culpability. His portfolio require the flash player to view
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I think Moore only ever posted once or twice,
Jahled spammed the CST on here for him. Then HT and riverghost joined in when another forum user died, and the CST became the Official Charity of b3ta and anyone who dared question this new orthodoxy was shouted down.
I don't doubt they all meant well, but fucking hell they didn't know how to vet [pun intended] a charity.
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The land in South America dates back to the 90s, the trust dates back to 76
some old info
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Anyway, wonder how long the top picture will remain in the b3ta Flickr pool
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
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Just saw an update.
10kish in fines and a 5 year ban from keeping animals apparently.
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BASS!
I was feeling a bit low, this made me feel brine and dandy
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People still don't know how he hid the sausage
‘I honest to God believe I was drugged’: magician David Copperfield’s alleged victims speak out
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Well, he did use to take off his pants and scare children
youtu.be/rFmlKmEhuv8?feature=shared
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Fabio and the Goose
NSFW
New Bobby Fingers. Including one of the most bizarre but inspired crossovers I think I've ever seen.
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That's getting a click before I even watch it
I was just thinking a couple of days ago that it's been a while since his last video. Happy days!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 15 May 2024, 15:47,
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Can you think that about Binky and see where that gets us please?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 May 2024, 17:59,
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I'll tell you where that will get us.
Another bracket and taking something apart that they said was finished 6 months ago.
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Hey, it's content.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 May 2024, 23:57,
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One for when I get home I think, rather than watching it in the office.
Here's the Adam Savage counterpart: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xigcQMUbbZ0
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 May 2024, 15:54,
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Yeah. Not even with headphones.
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...and the Slo Mo Guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9i9rwg1L_A
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 15 May 2024, 16:38,
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You can kill them, and eat them, but you can't fuck them.
I found that keen observation so empowering.
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the best creator on Youtube, bar none
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 15 May 2024, 22:36,
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cheers
always enjoy his vids
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There's only one problem with this video...
... and that is that I am now walking around and, about three times a day, apropos of absolutely nothing, saying "FabiOOO!" out loud and then laughing like a twat for thirty seconds, and I've started getting funny looks.
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You're tearing me apart Lisa ..and Wendy.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 15 May 2024, 13:06,
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thanks for posting this, had no idea it existed and I've read a lot of Tezuka manga
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