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This is a link post Good movie review
Watched it with the kids, classic family caper. I enjoyed this review more
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Mark Kermode?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Great review of a great movie, 5 bags of popcorn and a stopwatch (to provide the missing runtime)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Anti-Ronseal
Much more than it says on the tin.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite astounding
I was watching it without English subtitles, but now I need to watch it again to find out about the guy doing things by feel!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I was watching it for the 3D pen...
... and it became a touching story.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great

(beanolabub, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post I think some of you may like this
Old vid, nice song...
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I listen to it regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my jukebox picks down the pub...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post TITS!
Also Mazzy Star, very nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Dec 2025, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Tits?
Lets face it, half the board have probably got bigger tits than that by now.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost definitely
*looks down*
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Can't see his feet^

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Jan 2026, 21:56, Reply)
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Yep
 (Kevin Doyle, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:23, Reply)
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Love this. Only heard it for the first time on an episode of Rick n Morty. It's a regular on my playlist now
 (Kevin Doyle, Fri 9 Jan 2026, 15:22, Reply)
This is a link post Physics demonstration

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post How have they anchored that in the car so it doesn't get torn apart?

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 28 Dec 2025, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on the tow ball
- looks like the just looped up the loose cable in the boot / trunk
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they wanted to just yank the door off and weren't expecting to take the whole ATM
but then the guy on his feet always seems to have a very good idea of where to stand to not get killed, as if it was planned to go that way (literally and figuratively).
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 15:36, Reply)
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And those two dudes just run away like a couple of schoolgirls.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They chose chaos.
Wonder how much damage they caused compared to the contents of the ATM.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking about that.
The pre-corruption cost to repair and replace everything damaged is many times lower than the prices eventually charged by greedy builders and retailers, and charged to insurance companies.

If they're lucky there'd be $20,000 in that machine, but my shallow research suggests smaller petrol stations tend to hold much smaller amounts like 2k-5k. They seemed to know what they were doing* in terms of planning the angles, who does what, when and how, so my guess is they knew when the machine got filled up.

*alternatively they're very lucky to not have died by flying ATM to the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 21:04, Reply)
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Shame the guy in the shop didn't use a gun to prevent this.
 (swank, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 10:03, Reply)
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Perhaps he valued his life more than money, weird huh?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Woke commie pinko socialist bastard deserves to die, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:49, Reply)
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He could have
kicked him
punched him
knocked him over
thrown something at him

But no, run away and hide.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell us you've never worked in retail

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
in retail
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I ran a petrol station single-handed when I was seventeen.
No ATM though.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post How many attempted robberies did you foil by punching the bad guys?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Was the owner's policy on robbery for you (a minor) to endanger yourself and others in an attempt to stop the felons through violent means?
Or are you just that awesome and brave and hard without the need for instructions?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you read? He ran it single-handedly.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Automobiles were something of a novelty back then,
petrol stations still made half their money from horse feed.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 Dec 2025, 15:57, Reply)
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Perpetuating the problem by being a pussy... maybe they should go work in a flower shop and leave 24/7 garages to big hard men with hairy balls, grizzly arses, and itchy trigger fingers. :D
 (swank, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post alright Emil Antonowsky

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 10:28, Reply)
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I guess that's why the US is such a safe, calm and law abiding place with a tiny prison population.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post One Friday 20 years ago I was working in the pharmacy at the back of the Co-op in Ormiston, a very quiet little place.
Drove round the corner to see the square surrounded by police, and this.

the daily client excitedly told me what had happened as I was getting out of the car, and then asked if/when/how he could get his methadone. I asked if he could wait until I'd actually got out of the car.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 11:27, Reply)
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Fear and Lothian of cash raiders.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very good.
Too good for /links
 (I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Dec 2025, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeeeeee!
What fun!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post Skip Intro I made this!
The one with the Skip Intro button
(drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post very good

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Very silly

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You daft sausage!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post took me waaaaaay too long to get
my brain is bad brain. but i do like a bit of daft
click
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good lord
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post God I hate you
(of course the opposite is true)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 1 Jan 2026, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So no one told you that skips can be this way
clap clap clap clap
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 1:22, Reply)
This is a link post Fancy a tipple?
Try this lovely English vineyard
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post lol but
careful what you click on that site, eh. Fuckers wanted access to my mic!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post tried to think of a legit reason for that
- but couldn't
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ah found it
Poorly executed accessibility settings, for voice controls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a legit reason
considering no other website does it.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I refer the honourable cunt to my previous "poorly executed" statement
There was a bunch of legislation a couple of decades ago to try to make sure accessibility features were added to websites of companies above a certain size. Most didn't bother. Some got it badly wrong. I suspect this is one of them - it looks like the design is stuck around 1995 or so.

Or they might be plain stupid. Or scammers. It's a spunky bum bum joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 15:30, Reply)
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I'm ass-uming there is a top as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Upper Bottom

(foamy, Mon 29 Dec 2025, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does that site want to use my microphone?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 26 Dec 2025, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch us req the mic, watch us req the mic, watch us req the mic, psyche

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post Genuinely incredible piece of engineering/animatronics work. I could have sworn the first shot was CGI.
Also, profoundly disturbing.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post It's Christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks in*
Good, good.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes indeed
Nice to see traditions being upheld.

Scary thing is that it's now 16 years old. (and still available on Bandcamp for 79p)
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Dec 2025, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas
Nearly forgot to do this
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 23:06, Reply)
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Lest We Forget
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 5:59, Reply)
This is a link post blast from the past

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 19:26, Reply)
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Let's get it onto the popular page again.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically I suppose 6 days ago is in the past
But isn't "blast from the past" usually for longer periods?
If you meant it tongue in cheek then apologies!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Xmas tune! I made this!
Another Xmas tune. No funk, all rock!
(CliveGratton, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Christmas
Fudge Rinsers :)
(swank, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:35, Reply)
This is a link post Hot sexy bird gets stuffed

(I'm so glad I'm vegetarian)
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:09, Reply)
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Well now, there's a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 14:40, Reply)
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I guess I don't need to post this here after all. My work here is done.
Happy Holidays!
 (I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to be of service, your Weeblness

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Spunking cock xmas lights
Apols if this has bin dun but I saw this and thought fondly of b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post my uncle modelled for that

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
You must be proud!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 4:47, Reply)
This is a normal post not as proud as him obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 25 Dec 2025, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post DRASS - merry xmas everyone (breaks version) I made this!
we had a DRASSmas gig last night, here's a rather chaotic live clip of the Slade xmas classic updated with some breaks
(shardcore, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post Watch out, BMW driver!

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sucking on his vape as he's getting pulled out the car is fucking mental.
Priorities, eh?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Dumb attempt to flee, like he was going to run over the lamppost.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What a knob

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Mad he got a 3 year suspension. Behaviour like this should be permenant ban.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Deport him
And stop wasting UK taxes
 (CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he British?
I can't see any news reports that claim he's not, and I see one that claims he is. Are you just being a terrible racist?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A racist? On /links? Surely not.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick, tell the racist joke, he'll like that

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's really weird that they feel welcome here,
or feel a sense of ownership/entitlement here. Maybe we should make them feel less welcome, and less entitled to be here.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Shall we send him to join you in Oz
like we used to do?
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you assume he's not British?
Is it because you reckon anyone not white can't be British and should be deported to 'where they came from'?

I wonder what would make you think that...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post Ken Downie has died. He was a founding member of The Black Dog until a couple of days ago..
Spanners was my favourite album of the 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Spanners was awesome back in the day.
Without TBD we wouldn't have Plaid, and so we wouldn't have Spokes! Such a world would be unbearable.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad to hear.
Early TBD is very important to me...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Hope it was near a spawn point

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 2:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been driving home for Christmas
Also note, that they have to mention it was a Ferrari. Everyone else would have been "killed in a car accident" and "the car they were driving hit a wall" but it was a Ferrari so everyone needs to know how rich he was.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the US, the death of a rich person in an expensive car is important.
However, he was reported to be a 'very, very humble person', apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post Guess he won't be driving home then this year.....
I wonder how many times that joke will be made.

anyway...
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The good people of /chat have been collating all the tasteful tributes in one handy thread.
b3ta.com/talk/8464371
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes the great unwashed
Been a while since I was over there and trolled them. Probably time for a visit again, I do so love a classic b3ta windup this time of year, they really are so precious.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to seeing whatever the hell it is you think trolling means.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm here long enough to never give away secrets.
But they will know when I do. To be fair it's not difficult, all you really need to do is have an opinion that is different from the average daily mail reader and that's usually enough. Unless of course its changed and the place is now inhabited by generally sane users.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You're posting on /links, and you think /talk is where the alt-right fascist sympathisers life?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloke labels anyone who doesn't agree with his radicalised far-left beliefs as fascist.
C'est ironique.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post even if this were true, why would it be ironic?
Wouldn't this be fairly expected behaviour from someone with extreme views? Is a really racist guy not liking anyone who isn't white ironic?
You keep using this word, I do not think it means what you think it means
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair nobody really knows as its inferred.
Mostly as the word itself was originally Ancient Greek translated into Latin and then English/French whatever so somewhere along the line its real meaning may have been lost/twisted/changed/fuck nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascist.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *implied

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 Dec 2025, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Chevron!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Please point out the parts of this that didn't happen entirely in your internal monologue.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You maybe mistake me for one of you relative noobs on this here board thing.
I'm not paid to think.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post There haven't been any noobs on b3ta for at least 20 years.
Someone with your extensive experience and expertise will already know that well, of course.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, oh god

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man I'm terrified at the prospect!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 22 Dec 2025, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd better not, I know karate and my dad is a mod.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Dec 2025, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally, drop by any time, everyone is welcome

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Dec 2025, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll be driving home his music to a place in our hearts
just like Van Helsing with a wooden stake
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 22 Dec 2025, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I read your message content in the voices of the Beastie Boys,
I'd be grateful if you delete and repost with the subject heading:
"He'll be DRIVING his MUSIC 'til he SLAMS on the BRAKE"
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 Dec 2025, 21:47, Reply)

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