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This is a link post Greenpeace want to name a whale
I say we all vote for 'Mr Splashy Pants' - the only good one on there!

edit: we've pushed Splashy from 5 to 6% - we can do this!

edit2: hahaha oh dear, what have I done? What have I created? As a prize for reaching the ridiculous 45%, I present you with some whalery (NSFW if you work in a whale...thing): www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/whale-penis.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Done.

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
Mr. Splashy Pants is only at 5%, need more votes!
 (sanity challenged, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Mr Splashy Pants it will be
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *votes for james*

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post God dammit!
I just went back and checked to see if James was on the list.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post votes
*refreshes page, votes again*
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote... Vote... Vote...
Vote Vote vote... Still only 5%...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted
And forwarded the link on for some extra votes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post 6%
more votes needed
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted.
It's your civic duty, don't you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disappointed that there is no 'Muhammed' option

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This again
Flail the whale
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Much enclickening
It's good to be an admin. Notice duly placed on a couple intarwebs troll hang-outs for further HOT MOUSE BUTTON ACTION.
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post All mah live homeez
Forty-bloody-six percent! Troll sites are fun.
 (ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Votes for 'John Peel'

/whyhasnooneelsepostedthatasareply blog
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted
7% now ^^
 (vortex2k7 ^____^, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Voted so many times
but still only 7%!
 (pinkfluffychic, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 11%
i blame all of you!
*votes it*
 (I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow...
it is now top of the list.

Voted.
 (soupeh came out of lurking on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 16% and first place so far.
C'mon b3tards, lets make it happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
18%, 3% more than the next one.

I feel like Jon Snow and a swingometer.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
done, now at 20%
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post done
24% now.
 (Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
25% and way ahead.
 (lolwhites, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post When will they learn
If you put a joke answer to a poll, the internet will vote for it.

Then they have to find a way of ignoring the winner.
 (purple_gromit, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 28%
15% clear of the next one!
 (northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 28%!
But I bet they'll pull a Blue Peter if Mr Splashy Pants wins.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 31%
get in
 (dastra, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 35%
and rising
 (Scary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Drum roll....
Now at 41% with nearest rival on a mere 6%.

Democracy in action.
 (timewasterboy now with added wastage, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 42%
with second place a mere 6%...ah the power of b3ta...
 (adelphus flumgumped, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post done
42% now :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 43%!
Its rising pretty fast now.

I wonder if this was all some clever double bluff?
 (timewasterboy now with added wastage, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post in for a penny . .
in for a pound
 (J Eye is cursing the Shadows, get out of my peripheries, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
well, currently at 47%, and with seemingly little hope of any of the other names catching up...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Mister Splashy Pants 45%
 (spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post only 43 % now
get voting b3tards
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder the see is so salty ;>S

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post up to 44%
never under estimate the power of the B3TA
 (poonss ...howlingspoons, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 62%
now
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 65%

(Richwisheshewas1337, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 75 fucking percent!
YAY. It's going to be a b3ta/greenpeace partnership.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 5:31, Reply)
This is a normal post /b/ and reddit probably have had some influence too
.
 (Potatoman, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
voted for pants
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I voted like a loon
Go splashy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post A proper picture of a cat...
Because let's face it, this is what they're really like. Vicious bastards, always trying to further their cause.
 (Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post couple of unfunny twats

that is all
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And that

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post And the other

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post oooo! I like a bit of the other

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post russel brand isnt funny
but can we leave noel alone
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post How to cry on the spot
Handy for the upcoming Christmas season.
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think this one might be more appropriate, for me at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha
hahahatchoo

What? I just sneezed.

Why are you glaring at me?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post Its quiet on here so lets have some music! NSFW
The Muppets doing Fuck The Police. NSFW unless your boss doesn't mind a lot of swearing!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post waiiiiiiiiit a minute....
Boy A...i wanted to watch this...why are you in it? are you a BOY!?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in it playing myself!
One of the flashback scenes is the courtroom when they boys are standing trial. It was filmed at my work and they wanted a court clerk to play the court clerk and be an adviser about court procedures. And it was me! Look out for me in front of the judge scribbling in my wig and gown. (For all of about 1/2 a second).
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post now that i will!
Anybody got skyplus? I think that's worth a screengrab.

I hope you got a credit?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No
but I did get paid £67.50 for 10 hours work.....

Monty Propps has already had the idea of making a video of it, I am a little scared!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad pay...
Did you get paid for doing your normal job, too? If not, boo...

I sat around for a day on Nathan Barley and got about £200. (I'm sitting at the table at all the Sugar Ape meetings. :) )...
 (valerie_hitler, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope cos it was a Sunday
It was the standard rate for an extra. I did get lunch in a disused bus in a car park though!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post No name to go through school with.



Poor lad. Someone should introduce him to June Eedapoo.
 (Banster Daddy or Uncle? Daddy or Uncle? Hmm. Both please!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post One for the, um, more obsessive Shat fans
Scroll down to item 8 on the page. Eww. That is all.

Couldn't find anything in GC, but when did that ever mean squat?
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's Monty?
He'd like this for christmas!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post *sigh* ... here we go again
Lock up your embassies, it's the crime of the century:

Woman imprisoned for allowing children to name a teddy bear "Muhammad"

ffs...
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post just amazing
the whole 'islam' thing just baffles me - My child wont get to be in a nativity play because it 'sends out the wrong message' apparently so they will be singing fucking Britney Spears records instead !!!

ffs!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
enforced nativity annoys me because they are being taught it as "fact"(at least at my kids school).
I'd take Britney over the bible being taught to my kids as "fact" anyday.
 (NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
you'd think if you'd decided to worship a deity and prophet, you'd credit them with being able to not take offence by some six year old naming their teddy after you

they must have a low opinion of their god if that's the case
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
Muhammad is a crap name for a teddy bear. What's wrong with Teddy?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Mine was a couple of monkey teddy's i called "the swingers"....and my parents never burst that "swinger" bubble till i was grown up though.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite was called a panda called Ping Ping
quite imaginitive I thought!

How are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post my parents actually named one of my teddy's Aloicious
the f***ers.
I had others called Winston and Dylan though. Far more respectable names.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You probably know this but its a literary reference...
from Brideshead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh, there was a character called Sebastian and he had a teddy bear called Aloysius (pronounced Aloicious)....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had a teacher
called Sister Aloysius. She was lovely...taught us to sing with the Sound of Music soundtrack.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you got to a convent school?
It figures!

The newsletter this week should have been renamed the Chickenlady letter!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Teehee!
Fame at last!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Allah is more cuddly than Mo.

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone watch Matthew Collings' show the other night?
He said Chrstianity is a death cult, emphasised by its use of graphic torturous imagery, whereas Islam focuses on the god within as an intensely private and personal experience, instead employing abstract art to create feeling.
It's now Monday, and I haven't yet heard if he's been sent anthrax in the mail by either party involved there, as reason has failed to be the strong point of any religion I have encountered.
Though I make exception for the very hot Hare Krishna monk I once got chatted up by. But just him.
Religion sucks. This article proves it further.

EDIT: oi! Didn't say I agreed with it either way (and besides, he was talking specifically regarding the artwork) - just merely pointing out it seems to be BAIT THE RELIGIOUS WEEK.
As someone who has actually STUDIED religion and mythology, I'm perfectly aware of each faith's influences and derivatives. I just rather sensibly choose to believe what I want. In that I don't. And that's from an informed opinion.

Jeez peeps, it's Monday and there's ranting already. x
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
christianity is a solar cult ( sun dieties derived from Horus etc)
(Jesus begins his work at 30 and dies at 33 as do 16 previous other christ figures throughout history - this is because the sun rises on the 30th degree parallel and sets on the 33 degree )

the bible is full of astro-theology
i.e.

Masons refer to the 'temple of Solomon' the exoteric meaning ( Soloman is the word sun in three languages SOL, OM and ON (egyptian)) this is the true esoteric meaning as there never was an actual temple

*Islam (associated with venus - hence green in their flags) worships the black square , Saturn (EL) - ( the Phoenician Caananites worshipped El)

is were we get words like 'E'lectiorate and 'el'ite from and the black robes of Judges etc and the motar board hat of graduates (black square)

* might be bollocks
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Christianity
is also based upon the Roman cult of Mithras ...Roman sculptures (pre christian ones) have a man carrying a lamb - called the Moscophorus - which some scholars believe was a precursor to Jesus being called the Lamb of God.

Good grief...all this on a Monday morning...on b3ta!

EDIT Monday afternoon...not morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
very true

Mithra was born on December 25th as an offspring of the Sun
(25th dec is always picked as solar deities birth day because this is when the new sun is born (22nd Dec and hangs in sky for 3 days before beginning its ascent in the sky)

Mithra was called "the good shepherd” along with Horus ( the shephards staff on egyptian pharoh tombs anlong with the rod), etc etc all before Jesus

(we get the word 'hours' from 'horus' as the hours were Horus taking 12 steps across the sky)
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Who says that b3ta is a waste of time?
Here we are educating ourselves!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
I can talk this type of bollocks all day

'christ' comes from 'kristos' with means 'anointed one'/oil - and comes from the practice of anointing the pharoh's penis with oil - try explaining that one to the vicar!
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It aint bollocks...
it just reminds me how little i know...about anything....
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing to be shamed of
the Vatican has the best PR Nazi gold can buy, - it's no wonder this stuff isn't common knowledge

god forbid anyone should get to the truth
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Who carrying a what now?

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post At least
it wasn't a pig.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just reading this before coming here
It's fucking ridiculous. I have the same feeling as when you hear of some particularly nasty gang torture etc, which is then usually subsided by the knowledge that if you're not part of the group you're perfectly safe. But that's not the case here. It's quite terrifying to know that this kind of reaction can be shared by so many. Or that countries like Saudi Arabia can practice their laws in such reactionary ways and not be laughed/chased out of town.

It's nothing but oppression.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post Mr T in WoW advert
and William Shatner here: youtube.com/watch?v=wjEn5Uxgovw

ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha cool......in a very geeky kinda way.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post haha..yep...
i like that!
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post GC but no worries
very geeky lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post Afterhours.fm Windows Radio Player I made this!


This is a project that I'm currently working on. It's a no frills windows radio player for Afterhours.fm. It displays the currently playing track as well as the next and previous 5. It's a small download with a quick install. Not really much to explain!

Requires Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0
Windows XP and above.

I can guarantee it's safe and contains no spyware whatsoever.

If you have any bug reports or suggestions, please contact me at "nick @ npsoftware.co.uk".
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit, beeyotch!
Televangelism's finest hour. For an unspecified value of "finest".
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Drexl
from True Romance!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha i was thinking exactly the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
taking mullets to new dimensions...
 (poonss ...howlingspoons, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:16, Reply)
This is a link post The Elements - Tom Lehrer
Old as the hills, but the psychopharmacologist song is doing the rounds, and Lehrer's chemical elements to the tune of A Modern Major General is a complete classic.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post always love hearing this :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post Turkish Star Wars.
So bad it made me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Get the whole film here
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post At home sick today :-(
So have some "Sick Man Blues"...

Sorry for the poor vid quality....
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello me too
Us civil servants.... always slacking off!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post CSA Receive Fonejacker Treatment
Only this isn't a prank. Good old government agencies keeping our personal details safe again! More details from the guy's site here
(bobming, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
Something doesn't quite add up.
Says he pays £325 pm which is more than 25% of his monthly income.

This would mean his monthly net salary is less than £1300pm.

"I'm an Affiliate Marketeer, SEO, web developer and all round Internet personage. I work for a leading Internet Marketing firm and run a network of content websites."

And earning less than 15,6K (net)? Someone's telling porkies?
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing that got me
was the fact that he cottoned on to the address being wrong rather too quickly... My guess is, that with a name and a post code, the letter should get delivered anyway, even the people at the post office would have picked up on that (especially as he lived in a close - so there almost certainly wouldn't be 170 houses on it...

I reckon he got the letter, but noticed the typo, and he's just one of those people who spends his spare time writing letters to the daily mail (as his blog subheading 'so much anger, so little time' would suggest). Not to mention he looks like a complete tool if that is him in the picture.

Fair enough - they may well have made a cock up, but I think he's exploiting their one small error and making it into something a lot bigger than it needed to be.

He's probably just very bitter about having a really small cock and a shit job with shit pay (but makes out like he's some fucking 'interweb guru' because he can use blogging software).

His quote "I'm also victim to some of the worst luck in the world, and I tend to Blog about all of it here. " would suggest to me that he's just one of this world's terminal whingers. I'm a fairly strong believer in making your own luck, and karma probably comes into it somewhere...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post when i read your post
the terms "blinkered" and "middle-class" spring to mind.
 (A Hospital Carpark, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Is it not a fair assumption that someone who's blog headline is 'so much anger, so little time' is probably a whining litte shit?

As I said, I have no doubt that the CSA are shit and make a lot of errors, and seeing your other post below, i'm sorry for you, and make no excuses for them.

My only point is that he's one of those twats that loves to play at being one of life's 'victims'. There's probably an officially recognised syndrome out there.

I guess my only point was that most people just get on with it and expend their time and energy solving the problem at hand, rather than diligently updating a blog full of 'woe is me' stories.

If he'd been born 10 years later, I imagine he'd be one of those emo twats cutting himself and crying about how the world doesn't understand him and his pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sick?
I'm talking about my children's house being reposessed due to a CSA cock up and all you can think of is the size of a man's penis?

You have problems, but then from someone who goes for Admin temp roles, what can I expect.

Do you think children having their house taken off them is somehow amusing? Does it raise a smile to your face?

I picked up on the address being wrong very quickly because I said in the call, it wasn't the first time it happened. I wrote the blog because after trying for 10 months to sort this mess out and only being called back once I'd had enough. Their excuse of not calling me because I record my phone calls only works from August onwards when I told them such, they have no excuse for January through to August.

If your only argument is that I look like a tool and I have a small cock I pity you. Luckily most intelligent people can grasp the real issue here; the CSA have spectacularly failed to do their job, again, and as such will cause my 3 children to lose their house.

But you keep thinking of men's dicks.
 (MrDaz, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not necessarily.
He's basically a web designer and last time i looked, the web design world was already over saturated. Plus i live in an expensive part of the country, a very techy place, i see a few job ads for these kinda positions - his salary (15k) seems pretty normal.

Besides, i know exactly what hes saying. The CSA are cunts as well as incompetent.

I was effectively forced to quit college because of them fuckers... either that or force my own dad into bankruptcy.

My mum even sent letters saying she didnt need or want the extra money they'd instructed my dad to pay - but they didnt give a shit.

Its the only time ive seen my dad crying, proper crying.

Fuckin CSA Cunts.
 (A Hospital Carpark, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post Spin the board to get a roly-poly hedgehog to the finish line
There's a load of other well-designed games on this site.
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i quite liked that
rather novel idea.
though the performance was low for me (huge lag), so it made it a little difficult.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This game would probably be better
if my mouse wasn't a piece of crap
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post An unmixed cheery song I made out of a hangover and a coathanger I made this!
I am rubbish at the mixing. Can anyone direct me to a guide on how to mix?
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite lovely
I'm also feeling a little tender this morning.
8-I
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou
Why tender? Have you been brain-bashing your booze-bastard?
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not far off the mark.
I've been mind-mangling my marijuana-monkey.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
It feels like I'm looking through syrup.
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post For me it's more like I'm thinking through it.
The coffee is having no impact this morning.
It's only once a week tho, I should really try to make it the Saturday night I smoke as opposed to the Sunday.
I'm sure my colleague would appreciate that too.
/currently at work blog
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks through syrup*
No, it is definitely like looking through syrup, I just checked.
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:48, Reply)
This is a link post Assassin's Creed: The Excitable Guard
made me laugh... maybe because I'm tired. I want to play this game, but my roomie w/ a PS3 won't buy it because he's only into racing games.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell him to get a life,
then an XBox.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post Random bit of Christopher Walken
Apparently he posted this himself without mentioning who he is. I guess he just wants to share some good old fashioned cooking tips. Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post times must be hard
with all the writer' strikes and whatnot. maybe he wants to cash in on the cookery show munniez
 (bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i love C walken
but i swear he is unable to do ANYTHING without sounding compellingly menacing.

i'm a vegetarian and i couldn't bring myself to push stop in case i got shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I always imagined him as having a bigger kitchen........

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
And having 'staff'. He's a Hollywood legend - he shouldn't be cooking for himself and living a normal life!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha although, i do like the fact that he seems so normal.
just how i expected him, his house just seems a little pedestrian.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
At the very least there should be copious amounts of chrome, slate or granite, fancy lighting, or maybe a Smallbone kitchen.

/wannabe interior designer blog
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post check that out! my ex-missus is studying interior design at the mo so nturally i know exactly what you mean........
/nobloodyclueblog
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy does a better Christopher Walken
than Christopher Walken

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06BU6Fj6Qs
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that is possibly
the greatest thing ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
get a chicken, buy one, hunt one, kill one with a knife... perfect
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that is actually the best Christopher Walken impression I've ever heard.
He's got every little oddity down so well, it manages to completely detract from the sketch itself and stops being funny, just absolutely fascinating...
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy is also pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=BeFJLieqb3A
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's
funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post haha quite edited but funny nonetheless

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 13:09, Reply)

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