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This is a link post Don't Worry - Tis Nearly Spring - Here's a Baby Goat....
...frolicking and bounding about without a care in the world :-)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bouncy little fecker isn't it
Fuck me, it's tiny too! Didn't realise till the person appeared

Heheh, looks like a lotta fun, bouncin around :)

Found this the other week goat goin crazy on a bed (thinks its a dog)
edit: damn...its a lamb, still funny though
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaawww
Goats are too damn cute. 100% of fact.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Pickle Surprise!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
I see.

(*doesn't see*)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post come on....
own up. We're not leaving until someone owns up. Who gave the gays a video camera?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that the dude from hedwig and the angry inch?
and I'm running the risk of being outed as a bumgay by showing i know that
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Bleach! I need the mind bleach now, or some bastion of heterosexuality to sooth me :-(

*curls up, sucks thumb, and pictures JJ's gratuitous boob-images*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post How to get b3ta when your network manager has blocked the site I made this!
Simple little how-to which may bring joy to your working life if your miserable network manager sees fit to block b3ta

This won't work for all websites, only ones where you can see the website by going to the IP address in your browser. And it won't work on all networks, especially if there's a proxy server involved. But hey, it's worth a try.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 4:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Another way
www.daftdoggy.com/edit.php?r=195


Bypasses Websense and a few other filters.

You can use the Record New Session to create your own list of sites that your work blocks but you want to read. Shows up in server logs a www.daftdoggy.com and not the site you're viewing

Cheer
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 5:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough....
got http://xanderg.kicks-ass.net/cgi-bin/nph-proxy.cgi/000000A/http/www3.barnesy.org/links/ in me address bar. I just substitute the end part of the url for any site that's blocked.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post [good stuff...
..but I'll think you'll find it's usually "proper" management that force the implentation of traffic blocking policies. The network manager is usually the sought who believes in freedom of choice, etc...

...well, I extrapolate from my own situation as network manager ;?) ]
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post Hair Mixer - online hairstyle swapper tool
much more fun than it sounds!

observe:
prime.hairmixer.com/hairmixer/img/xpmf-61-213-94-129-767421.jpg
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha this is good fun!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post Fourthwall - Go I made this!
A new Canadian band with amazing talent
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hHhHAAAAHHaaaaAAaaahahaha
HahHHhaahahahahaah oh god, that was hilarious

it's like every 14 year old's dream pub rock band
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post im trying so hard not to wet my bed right now.
awesome. in some way
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They
Were so bad they were embarrassing.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

edit: sorry.......constructive criticism......er......where to start?.....the vocals are all over the place, and the lead singer is clearly reaching for a key that he's not able to hit. I would comment on the lyrical content but you should probably choose a recording medium that allows you to actually understand what the fuck they're singing. stage presence was awkward at best, and the general feeling of it is amateurish (i understand these guys are obviously amateurs but some practice and a little confidence goes a fuck of a long way) i could go on, but i think the above issues should be addressed before you even think about trying to whore this vid in front of anymore public forums.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhahaah
harsh and hilarious!!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Sauna fight scene from Cronenberg's Eastern Promises NSFW
Amazing fight scene, I've put NSFW as there's blood and nude bits, but if it got passed Youtube's censorship eye's, I'm sure it'll be ok for your co-workers, unless you work in a children's nursery! :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, you can see his willy

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
looks cold in that sauna
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
but the best fight scene in a movie I've seen recently has to be this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvGFf-xT2cU

in terms of realism and fight moves that actually work
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly
in real life, fights dont happen like that (or my link) - most people just go windmilling in! :-)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
some of the Bourne moves do work in real life such as the bent arm takedowns, outside blocks etc but by far the most useful art you can learn for real fighting are grappling moves
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post omg
You're really serious about this, aren't you? And there was me thinking you were taking the piss, just sitting safe behind a computer! :-)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
not all of us live in the nice leafy suburbs you know, where the worst thing that can happen to you is a broken string in cello practice
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank gawd for that

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:19, Reply)
This is a link post Nicholas' first time! I made this!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It would appear that you...
...are in for some harming. To save some time it's top to bottom, not side to side.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets make this a clean fight.
Nothing below the waist, and I don't permit the use of fire.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me vomit boiling piss out of my eye sockets
true story
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicholas
Please, please, please, piss off.

You're not remotely funny or interesting.

Find some other place to spam.

Cheers
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post it's reasons like this, god created the 'ignore' button

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly me..
thanks

/ignore Nicholas
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post quite funny,
but i wanted to kill the cunt you can hear networking in the middle of it.

edit:
SPam?
fuck spam.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've now seen the most unfunny thing in the world

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I could not even bring myself to watch half of this
utter utter shite.

I would not ask you to stand up to sell the big issue.

You truly are dire.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I just been looking at your main board posts...
Please go away, before I harm you.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on, Harm Him, Harm Him
BURN THE WITCH! :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Would this be...
...one of your videos?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! Beaten to it!

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a link post Income Shifting
I understand a lot of b3tans are in this bracket – so don’t flame if it’s not for you. I’m Just trying to be helpful. As I understand it, indeed, as I played it, the initial problem of IR35 is gonna get worse.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Politics?
me no likey.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post A nice idea
But the Governemnt ignore these online petitions.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post five things you might not know about me. I made this!
I know Monty's seen it, but I thought the rest of you might be interested as well. Cause I'm interesting apparently.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Click.
For 4 reasons.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Deja vu!
I must have checked my subs just after you posted it :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my favourite noise as well
:D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post WOO HEXACHORDAL!!
ACES!!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Widgy Widgy
Widgy Wooooooo!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I didnt know those things, thats true, therefore...
Video wins. :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
ghost world is indeed a very good book, and very good film!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree!
Zwigoff did a great job and has a great name.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post cloooink
I now want to go and tap glasses together, over and over and over again.

(I am a proud owner of your rather lovely album, by the by)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post it's actually really fun to do as well.
I say follow your dreams!

(do you? fantastic! What do you think of it?)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it very much
I actually already semi-stalked you on facebook to tell you so. My favourites are the third Catsong, and "We Made A Film".
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I should hate you...
because you are young and talented...

But i like ya.

I would love to hear you take your uke, a hip hop beat, and do a hip hop thing. Don't be like a 'do it with your bitch until somebody dies'. Just do something yourself..


and for the record, the best sound in the world is when you half fill a wok with water, and just tap it on the side of the kitchen sink. "boyoiyoiyoyoyoiiiing!"
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted a comment on the video itself,
so I'll just say woo here!
[edit] Oh wait, it's a new one, silly mii, I enjoy this one too.

Yes, I commented before clicking, my connection has dissolved to pre-56k fun.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 2:09, Reply)
This is a link post Young Black Man DIscusses Stereotypes
Trust me. It's a lot better than it sounds.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting points he makes.
Nice link :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post O
What was the point ?
Or is that, indeed, 'the point'? ...

I get the impression Essex isn’t a very nice place to live, especially if you are a non– gangster black person. Sucks to be you.

So much harder than being a non-millionaire-model in Knightsbridge. Anyway.

Meh
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
*I like this*... We live in a stereotype mad world. And he pretty much summed it all up nicely.

And the black and white minstrels... *cringe* (Even as a child I thought that was pretty fucked up)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "if you're black, be yourself"
"i wear these clothes to try and intimidate the gang members, to try and give off an image so they won't beat shit out of me"

contradictions are the bane of any logical argument. he has some interesting points but he's a bit hypocritical in his approach.

i don't agree.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was also going to point out the contradictions.
BUt I don't think it necessarily ruins his arguement - it just highlights the huge gulf between what should happen and what, in reality does happen. He's the very epitome of why things aren't the way he likes.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post This got posted a few days ago...
....and no-one replied/commented.

I think it deserves recognition!

Mortal combat stylee insect battles.

My fave is no.10 - giant wasp V preying mantis.

What will those wacky orientals do next?

PS - if you're gonna reply with a 'GC' style comment, please bear in mind you're mistaking me for someone who gives a rat's ass...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cockfighting with bugs.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft......
You said cock.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAH
cock!


Gute Nacht; schöne Träume!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Gute Nacht!
Wie bist du?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post wunderbar!

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ausgezeichnet
Entschuldigen sie, mein Deutsche is keine gross...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaggghh!!
germans
'hides in showers, smells gas, checks cooker'
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Das Captain!
Bah!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ning!
warum sprechen wir auf Deutsch? ist es ein neuer Paradewagen? OH- und hallo Herr Propps! ive erhielt die gesamte Ansammlung der Stern Trekfilme auf dvd! ja im traurig, aber sie sind groß!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best spelling I've seen from you ;)

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post dont mock me!
never did german lessons...
or french
or welsh
just english
which i got an A* in gces for. which is worth jack shit now. ah how times change!
any way, good new year buddy? hows the house?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The house is warm :)
You seen Taff Wars?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post no
should i??

is it cos i is welsh bach?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn right!
If I find it funny you should find it hilarious:

youtube.com/watch?v=WFhgQCT5fkU
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post best post ever !

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post but...
I found the whole thing to be akin to a train wreck, really. Horrible to watch, and yet I felt compelled to know the outcome. At what point is this more acceptable than dog fighting?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:49, Reply)
This is a link post Captn Hood-Butter's Comedy set at the George NSFW
filmed live in front of a small audience on 8th Jan 2008.

it's offensive and stuff.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post POLEDANCE ANTICS.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there with Rose
it was a very good night.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha Class :)

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt.
brilliant!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a musical legend apparently...
He's made 12 albums according to that font of knowledge, Wikipedia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Woodward#Trivia
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he really singing this...
"take a good look at yourself before you go down on me"?

Fnark fnark!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post Zero Punctuation time again, this time its Silent Hill Origins on the chopping block
I think Yahtzee sould be paying me for all this free publicity I give him, the hat wearing ex-pat bastard
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is
Always one of my favourite parts of the week :)

Thank you.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
also check out his new(ish) game,
www.escapistmagazine.com/content/games/yahtzee/artoftheft
I've only been playing it while looking busy at work, but so far its one of the best free games I've played.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I love these.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this and I love your sig. in equal measures!

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post its my favourite quote from QI

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaahh! that's where it's from.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post All quotes are from QI now!
All your quotes are belong to QI
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I *heart* these
and am very tempted to ebay Silent Hill 2 now..
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I
and am seriously considering ripping him off for my own nefarious puroposes
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post Looks Like A Very BAAAAAd Horror Film
Black Sheep Film Trailer.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post saw that in august
its fucking brilliant!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
it's laugh out loud funny

oops..........it's lolfunny
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It was awesome.
This film was not just baaad, it was down right offal! I came out of the cinema feeling fleeced. The sheers concept was flocking ridiculous and was depicted on screen wooly badly. If ewe (last pun, I promise) don't like crap horror, dont go see this film. It reminded me a lot of Peter Jacksons Braindead, in both the acting talent and goryness, as well as the zombie style plot, although obviously with sheep.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately my experience of the film was spoiled by a gang of emos mucking around and talking all the way through

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If only you had told them to shut up and GTFO
they would have cried and whimpered away
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd then pull out their emergency razors
And start self harming, which is a bit unfair on the cinema staff who have to clean up.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:33, Reply)
This is a link post Faster-Than-Light Camera Records Your Future
Lacks shark, bridge.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a viral for a certain tv programme to me! :D

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enitech_research
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it seems pretty hobvious seeing that the seeing as the lead researcher's prior employment was at Cyberdyne...

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it smacked of viral
thanks for doing the research so I didn't have to
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Saturday Kitchen?
Yo Dave!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ello Monty, Antony Worrall Thompson as the new terminator?
I hope so.

Anyway, how do Mr Propps?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
The Hairy Bikers surely!

I'm fine Mr Dave, hows you?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah pretty good, Ive decided that 2008...
should be a year of spontaneity for me, so I've started doing things I wouldn't have done done before. :D!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's either great or very worrying! ;)

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post Home Lobotomy Short Film! I made this!
3 minute film I made with some friends, it makes some people feel sick so that makes me happy.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Most woo, very excellent
Great use of camera angles and implication to avoid those trickily expensive special effects shots - it actually feels more gory because of what you can't see but imagine.

EDIT: what did you use for the sick?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Glad ya liked it! Yeah was too lazy to do any special effects, turned out well though.

The secret puke recipe is bits of bread mixed with orange juice!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that was very good!
one of the best home made horrors ive seen, and ive seen alot!! make a sequal!!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This was grand!
The only suggestion I could make is; more effort to speech recording. Use one of them microphones on a rod or something ;) it all sounds a bit too hollow now

but fuck it; this is grand stuff mate
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh I can't watch that
Chickened out at about 20sec.
(Weird coming from someone who watched 2girls1cup and couldn't care less...?)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a link post Google Maps CDC
not magenta, but you can't have everything...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post impressive
Shaft Road is nearby too.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post With a pub
called the Fist Inn.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I sometimes think
The planners who designed this area of Norris Green in Liverpool where a bit frustrated

clicky
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post where am i looking?

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post slightly to the left
oh. you stopped ... now you're looking right, now up, now crossed eyed. Oh make your mind up will you!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:34, Reply)

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