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This is a link post Fat... Cat... Scat!
Cool slice of Sesame Street, circa 1973.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice finale!
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee!
Also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgCdaC5wwiM
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah. I wanted Animal to win.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Dr Brady Barr is attacked by a giant python, with hilarious results.
This guy makes Steve Irwin look like David Attenborough.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i would have put the nut in
and shouted "'Ave some of THAT you snake cunt!"

That would have seen him off.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post also...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IihQJLhkJ-k

hahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post where he went wrong there...
was not just running up to it and hitting it with a hammer.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a good idea....
let's run up to a snake and SHOUT AT IT LIKE I'M FUCKING BARRY SCOTT!!

oops. got bited.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My word
What annoying chap. One minute Mr snake having a quick snooze, then BAM two blokes one of whom never shuts the fuck up pull him out & drag him about by his snakey tail...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday!!
I'll pick the flan up at 6
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
If you're going to fuck with 10 foot pythons, don't scream like a bitch.

This reminds me of those animal attack shows. 95% of the fuckers deserve everything they get. Bullfighters, Shark swimmers, Ferret botherers...

I GOT A BAD BITE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The Lord of the Cunts
Is he bitten?
Is it bad?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post what. a. fucking. utter. shitlicking. nobcocking. cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That's a huuuuuuuge python, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go over there, and stick my thumb up it's arse, that'll really piss 'im off.

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH, I gotta bad bite.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha this!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking dumb moron.
That is all.

Apart from the fact that it's funny as fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a bad bite..
There's the head , i have a bad bite , a really bad bite , an open wound a really bad bite..bad bite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post use this proxy thingy to continue listening to pandora
just type in the url and then on the pull down menu next to choose proxy from country choose 'us', it picks one at random so if the first don't work try again, worked 1st time for me
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post Quality colour photos from the 30's and 40's
Some great photographs from 30's and 40's America, striking quality.
 (bong69, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck they really are quite impressive. i wonder what format they were shot in...

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they're all trannies



*giggles*
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very good.
Some of the pictures are so vivid they look like they were taken in a studio.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully!
Nice link *Clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post these are remarkable
it's strange to see a time period in colour when you usually associate it with B&W
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Abstraction - Beyond Consciousness 04 I made this!
Kicking off at 3pm GMT



This month I have got a selection of Vocal and Instrumental Trance for you to loose yourself in, starting off quite emotional and building with energy. Please tune in if you get the chance :D

Kicking off at 3pm GMT

WinAmp / ITunes [ 48k | 96k | 192k ]
RealPlayer [ 96k | 192k ]
Windows Media Player [ 96k | 192k ]
QuickTime [ 96k | 192k ]
AfterhoursRadio Windows Player (BETA) [ info | download ]
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Zoo Race
AWESOME

can't check glassco.cx from work, hope its not
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post thats genius

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that is insane

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit!!
what is going on?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post My god
What the fuck!? That's amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is lunacy!
Woo
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
This is a joke, right?

Right?
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post SOCPA (a submission to the Home Office) I made this!
Politics. A video slide show submitted to the Home Office in response to the Government's consultation document on Sections 132 to 138 of the Serious Organised Crime and Police Act 2005

Details here.

Nowhere near as boring as it sounds. I managed to sneak a cock in and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
here's the protest over it last saturday with soap dodger crusty king Brian Haw getting the shit kicked out of him

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MtyIC5vXXU
 (countrylicker, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hello new person
and welcome to B3ta
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Do you ever listen to the Alan Watt free podcasts? he goes about this stuff, he's like David Icke but without the Lizard bullshit.
cuttingthrough.jenkness.com/CTTM/Alan_Watt_CTTM_LIVEonRBN_63_CloseLips_WearChips_and_Dont_Think_of_Me_in_that_Tone_of_Expression_Jan162008.mp3
 (countrylicker, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations
that was a very restrained response.
 (I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Good stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
that's pretty good, well worth watching and a nice way to make your point.

I suggest adding Maddie and Diana if you want more press coverage though.

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nobody seems to be making the case for more wars
i think we should have more and better wars. they would be good for the economy. also, it would make the news much more interesting.

also, it would mean we would all have a team we could ge behind - much better than football or rugby or tennis or whatever. everybody would pull together and be much friendlier.

Also, it would get those horrible youths off the streets - they could all be conscripted and sent off to some wars. they'd learn discipline.

the people we had the wars with would thank us for it in the end, like the germans and the japs do now, so everyone wins, really.

Let's start a campaign for more and better wars!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo,
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wilderbeast

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mushroom mushroom?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger badger Badger badger... etc.

(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a link post 909 Drum Machine Simulator
Nothing sounds quite like a 909
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post All his toys are aceness!
I was amused by this one for literally 2 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
done in flash too!

adobe/macromedia must have worked some magic since last time i looked... before it was impossible to do this kinda thing because the execution was tied to the fps, which always fluctuated even if you used a set interval.

/nerdisms
 (A Hospital Carpark, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post free runner.
you might like this guy showing of some very nice moves.. its the dude from the james bond movie.. pretty cool
 (bearhunter, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post For an Art Exam once we had to draw a comic
So I drew one about Justin Hawkins from the Darkness being a free runner

"He bounced of buildings like one of those Jump London guys"
 (I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to read this.
Now please.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post NINJA THE FINAL DUEL .. COMING SOON! NSFW
(unfortunately NSFW because theres a scene with a naked ninja girl in a barn)
(I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This film is awesome...
in fact, i did a review for kfccinema.com some time ago.

www.kfccinema.com/reviews/kungfu/ninja_finalduel/ninja_finalduel.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely fantastic
A masterpiece. I have some copy right there along the Joseph Lai, Yu Wang and Godfrey Ho marvels.

An other fantastic film "The One Armed Boxer vs The Flying Guillotine" aka "Master of the Flying Guillotine". You'll have dreams to join a shaolin temple after that :)

Brilliant review Russ in London !
 (ultramarinegoat, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shameless plug
I'm selling some Asian movies on ebay at the moment.
myworld.ebay.co.uk/russinlondon
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Now
that looks like a film I'd like to see!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post also see:
For Your Height Only
The Seventh Curse
Holy Virgin Vs The Evil Dead
Crazy Safari
Mr Vampire
Miracle Fighters
Taoism Drunkard
Heroic Fight

Every one of them is mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Vampire is iNsAnE !
And possibly the funniest film I have ever seen.
I'd weep for joy if they ever showed it on the telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you're a veritable
encyclopedia of kung fu!

I'll have to try and find those now..
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Burrowing ninja's?
Must... see... movie...
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Latest info about Windows MS
"An interesting feature that has been highlighted by Microsoft is the ability of the M1 software to handle a heterogeneous graphics system consisting of multiple graphics cards from different vendors."

Looks interesting. (if you use Windows ofc)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Nawty prankers
Apparently some radio prankster(s) may have caused the recent US-Iran sea argument.

"Hmm, lets possibly start a war, that'll be a laugh." Nice one, guys.

(Although when I read comments like "US gunners within seconds of firing" I can't help thinking that this is probably about as calm as they ever get.)
 (Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
The Pentagon said it recorded the film and the sound separately and then edited them together to give a "better idea of what is happening".

lets play "Which Government is doing worse at bending the facts?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post NSFW? Don't be silly! It's art!
Photobucket
 (Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That site is filled with so much hate
However, b3ta gets nothing but praise :)
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B3ta
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a link post Se7en alternate ending.
(not an extra final scene as they call it.)
from This Morning with Richard not Judy, or "TMWRNJ".
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post This amused me NSFW
Rapping by a normal bloke (part 2....part 1 wasn't as funny)

NSFW cos of swears
(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking great :)

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace.

(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post haha great!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha that is fucking ace.
if only there were more people like this in the rap iundustry it might still retain some form of credibility.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo
I like that!
 (Fluffster, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius.
Reminds me of the first time I heard Thai hip hop. I asked my mates what they were rapping about in the song, it was about their mobiles running out of credit, and how much it pissed them off.

I'd love to know what it would be like in the West if our censorship were as tight as it is in the East.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I like it!
Top notch
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post the line
'sheryl crow, james blunt and m'f'in' ace of base' put me on the floor!
 (whosebooze, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Blaaar! Nearly messed myself!
too funny.
 (auntikrist, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post finds it hard to open his eyes underwater
effin' hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Concurred.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
not sure about that.
I reckon it will be really good if they don't take themselves too seriously...
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post At least the voice is close to the orignal...
just hope they do not use models for jumping through boxes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about the voice
Sounds like KITT has been smoking pretty heavily lately.
 (crookedjon, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhh this looks ace
according to this

www.autoblog.com/2007/12/12/nbc-officially-announces-knight-rider-new-k-i-t-t-unveiled/

The hoff will play himself but I don't think that he will be THE Knightrider, the only thing that worries me in that link is it says there are 3 cars
"There will actually be three versions of KITT in the show: a 540-hp standard version of the character named KITT Hero, a super high-speed version that's heavily modified for combat called KITT Attack (click here to view his body changes), and a driverless version called KITT Remote."

Sounds a bit transformerish to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
And it doesn't help that they don't make the model of car used in Knight Rider anymore and had to use a New Mustang. I'd have gone for a Corvette myself, but maybe ford offered more money.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This looks
like an advert for a very expensive car.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post at first i thought it was going to be a big movie
kinda glad its just for TV..

bad points:
1) The car is ugly and shit now
2) Sounds like Optimus Prime
3) The Hoff is in it

good points:
1) The Hoff is in it
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooo!
This sullies the original!

Plus the fact that you see the original kitt in bits :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Taff Wars
Hope its not GC Id nt seen it before, tis quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
"shut the f**k up well ard" hahhhahhhahhhaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Taff Wars is excellent :D
One of my favourites, Snowed In:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFhgQCT5fkU
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 8:42, Reply)
This is a link post chevy dead
prolly listened to it
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 3:39, Reply)
This is a link post Chicks who love guns NSFW
The hottest video i've ever seen - probably NSFW due to scantily clad women
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They come in handy if you wish to shoot your load.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 7:55, Reply)

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