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This is a link post GET OFF THE STREEETS!
A lot of people tell me this video is fake. I believe it is dramatization of something that actually happened. SOMEONE PLEASE ALERT MADD RIGHT NOW!
(rizzivision, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post did napoleon dynamite make this?

(Markku *sneezes*, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post If it is him
he is a dangerous man behind a wheel
 (rizzivision, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post your a cock

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post fail
its a shitty video which has gta3 and an annoying voice over. lets hope the rest of the links you post arnt as crap as this
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ave him!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you
You're that spamming cunt from earlier this week. The one with the stand-up comedy thing.
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post who?

(rizzivision, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post aren't you really
this person with another account?
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.

(rizzivision, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i lost the global url..... help

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Nicholas r.
AICMFP.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sat 19 Jan 2008, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post if it is him...
I'm going to dig up his dead grandmother and fuck her mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post can i shit in her cancer ridden eye socket
and spray my A+ on his sisters feaces covered face..
pleeeeeeeeeeeeese
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you smell of geh!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
thats a good one!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhhh well excuse me.......
ya old wolley wofter.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
It's another one of those literal millions of videos of just random shit from 14 year old kids. This is not clever/funny/entertaining. There go, fuck off.

/bandwagon blog
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fwd: Smillion Creams
You wank pygmy goats
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thats brill
more please




cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Shittest link ever
you fail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post the question is.
is it the shittest link ever? or are you just a shitty person?
 (rizzivision, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 3:50, Reply)
This is a link post 8080 Computer playing Portal Still Alive
Complete with a Commodore 64 sound chip.
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the tune.
I miss my C64. What's the game? I've never come across it...
 (I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Portal linky
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_%28video_game%29
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post portal
its part of the series half life. recently came out in a set called the 'orange box'
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh
Looks cool!
 (I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and its a bargin!!
ive got the ps3 version, and its amazing!! loving gladis from it!!
cant wait for devil may cry 4...

get orange box
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Devil May cry 4, GTA IV and MGS 4 are on my top priority list so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post alot of 4's
on a machine which has the number 3 init. sad to say it, but most consols these days relay on the decent games brought out years ago. sounds like hollywood abit.
resi 5 tho!!
'gets excited and wee comes out, wait thats not wee :O'
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noes
Yeah i guess , i sold my wii for a PS3 , the wii was like good for 3 months then it lost it's charm. But i really can't wait for MGS4 , and sad it's ending :'(
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Your entitled to a woo for that sir.

Woo.
 (Enditallnow, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss my C64
only because I had a game called 'Nemesis' which was a rip off of the 'Defender' game!
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't you know?
old computers stay alive.

It's only the new super-computers with organic futurebrains that are specially programmed to die on their arse after 5 minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I
just like to say that took way back
Ta
 (poonss ...howlingspoons, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post A most great woo to you sir
As a portal addict (That song is my alarm on my phone in the morning), and a big fan of retro computing in general and the C64 in particular I would like to congratulate you on a wonderful production.

Any chance that you've got a .SID file of that?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Catman of Greenock
Quite interesting....wonder if it is real


(isn't a superhero sadly)
 (puggs, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post thats is fucking scary

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 1:37, Reply)
This is a link post Shameless GC: Danielle Steel novel title generator I made this!
Thanks to The Great Architect, I just rediscovered my own title generator. Please share your results, as they still make for a good 10 minutes of fun :)

Titles I would recommend for further reading:
- ''Her fat, bald Passion''
- ''The awkward Balls''
- ''Just another mediocre Painting''
- ''Along came the organic Torch''
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I do remember this.
But don't remember getting something as amusing as

"My Next Spastic Nephew".
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the generator that keeps on giving
just click away, and it will amuse
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.

Mending Our So Called Milkman.

These need to be written.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ''Our future biological Lover''
Love your latest FP :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post TA :)
sorry for the caps, I'm having trouble with my normal behaviour as I'm currently laughing too ruddy hard at Danielle Steel's novel titles
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ''Discovering his naked Goatse''
also:

''My very own hairy Surprise''
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA fantastic!
''A reason for his strangely shaped Milk man''
and the unexplicable
''Expecting the platonic Birthday''
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What ho, chap!
Tomorrow I am off to your fine and pleasant (and rapidly sinking) land!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ''Celebrating my exceptional 9/11 Theory''
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I must say
isn't there a name for this effect yet? I would dub it 'The Frankenstein Experience'. I remember when I made this it just blew me away. I mean; WTF HAVE I CREATED
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Chaos theory?
Once upon a time such a universe was considered unusual and, possibly, impossible.

But then ... it used to be so simple, once upon a time.

Because the universe was full of ignorance all around and the scientist panned through it like a prospector crouched over a mountain stream, looking for the gold of knowledge among the gravel of unreason, the sand of uncertainty and the little whiskery eight-legged swimming things of superstition.

Occasionally he would straighten up and say things like "Hurrah, I've discovered Boyle's Third Law." And everyone knew where they stood. But the trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important things like matter and creation, and people stopped patiently building their little houses of rational sticks in the chaos of the universe and started getting interested in the chaos itself-partly because it was a lot easier to be an expert on chaos, but mostly because it made really good patterns that you could put on a t-shirt.

And instead of getting on with proper science scientists suddenly went around saying how impossible it was to know anything, and that there wasn't really anything you could call reality to know anything about, and how all this was tremendously exciting, and incidentally did you know there were possibly all these little universes all over the place but no one can see them because they are all curved in on themselves? Incidentally, don't you think this is a rather good t-shirt?

From the incomparable Terry Pratchett's Witches Abroad
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *reads*
*still reads*
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post you're a pretty slow reader
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd never have guessed you were a Pratchett fan from your name.
It's such a shame he's mental now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Will be, probably.
Alzheimer's is a fucked up disease.
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, it certainly is.
But I'm sure he'll make light of it. You can be sure that he'll mention it in one of his next books. He's said that he'll be good for another six. I really hope so. I'm still getting over the death of David Gemmel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Further required reading includes:
'Coupled with the spastic Velcro''
''Our unbiased Thong''
''His alleged Hole''
''My Caucasian Excrement''
''Father's wet Justice''
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ''My Caucasian Excrement''
hahaha! That's just racist, Danielle!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "Meeting her romantic ktitten"
Pffft! yam it fluffeh time?
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
yesterday's bearded surprise.
My ex?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post tada!
surprise!!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post His second accidental eye
is my personal fave.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
His previous untouchable Bell boy
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuck to his hairy Colon
hehe

Father's fat Implants

or

Remembering his uncontrollable Dentist
 (Spundlemoon, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Her fat, fat Bender'

(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post "Looking back at their doubtful cake"
Has to be my favourite, just because of imagining the story.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post Play guitar? You need this amplifier.
The all-valve Metasonix G-1000 amp head has a nickname, displayed on the front panel, that is NSFW. Quote from the description:

"The G-1000 consists of two totally independent amplifiers, with very different preamp sections. One channel is called the HAPPY channel. The other is called the ANGRY channel. For damn good reason. One sucks your face, the other gnaws your foreskin off."

Price? It has 23 valves, some rare. If you have to ask, you can't afford it. I still want one, even though I play the bass, badly. 8-/
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This is a normal post christ on a bike, twenty three tubes?
the most I've seen in a guitar head was 14 in my old Sound City and that threw out the noise like a Concorde at full throttle

also: great name!

/valve amp spod
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post How much does it cost?

(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post oddly dubbed kung-fu movie...
kick ass film with *gentleman's english* dubbing :D

enjoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Raudulfr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i suspect i have this somewhere,
but I'm downloading it anyway. cheers. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Wobble Vic Reeves' Whippet
Ronseal
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
nicely
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 126 seconds!
Now I have cramp.
Thanks Vic!
Edit: great link btw, I have his book sun boiled onions which I should imagine is much funnier and more surreal.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 57 secs...
Bah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind
perhaps your whippet was getting on a bit
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post She's an old girl
But frisky...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 84 seconds.
I am satisfied.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post boring
gave up, the thing eventually croaked at 393 seconds. If it's just about keeping up z-x-z-x... well, I'm a bassist, I do this kind of rhythm all the time.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! bnt what, me worry?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 205 secs, B4 the pain set in.

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Electronic plane jamming rubbish
Link about how electronic warfare devices can cause planes to lose control

The BA flight apparently took a dive and the nose turned left. Could the deviced to interfere with mobiles and roadside bombs on Pres. Browns motocade have downed the 777
 (manbear84, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you on about old chap ?
I heard that the 9/11 atrocities were caused by a conference call on floor 76 of the South Building that was using an outmoded sat phone that Dr Mackay out of Stargate Atlantis had "modified".
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post any chance of a translation
into english?
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post John Candy is a legend.
And this never fails to make me laugh, especially because I always forget the 'quarter' line is coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I love John Candy, with all my heart. Seriously. The man is a legend.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Buck!
I picked this up for 99p a few months back.
Absolute classic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post bargain!
john candy was tha man, one of the few guys able to make me do a lol
 (JonothanCainer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
I like the bit where he smacks the clown, and where he makes that massive pancake.

Oh yeah, when he's threatening 'Bug' with a hatchet.

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten how funny that film was
I just spat my tea on the floor at the 'quarter' incident you mentioned
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a quater...
...why don't you go down town and pay a rat to gnaw that thing off your face! Classique!
 (The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post Game - Light People On Fire
Turn your tree into a burning man and set other people on fire.
 (Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great fun

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thats fucking brilliant.
 (5347, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Army of Darkness
The bit with the mini-Ash fight.
I've been having an awful day so am watching this to cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Darkman, on a slightly related note.
What's up, Log? You can bitch to us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm a bit better now - cheers Monty
been a bugger of a week just workload wise and loads of folk off sick so workload even higher. Grrr. Still, tis Friday - woo! Need my newsletter fix though......
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Darkman, yes!
- Heh, I didn't do it man..
I know ya didn't...BUT LET'S PRETEND YA DID!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Take the fucking Elephant!
youtube.com/watch?v=X_PAvLOGOBM
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah.
I looove the bit where he's practicing his 'Robert G Durant'

That would be, just fine..that would be, juust fine..that would be..JUST FINE, AHAHAHA!

Ed: Fuck me, here it is;
youtube.com/watch?v=n2_U6o2Ma3s&feature=related

If they'd left Raimi alone that film would have been alot better. Too many producers spoil the broth, still a classic though.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Raimi spoilt his reputation for me with Spiderman 3
The first two were great but 3 was a bag of shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Was a bit cack, the big ruck at the end was cool though.
I'm more of a Batman fan maself.

;D

The new Cohen Bros film looks aces.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a fooking HUGE Batman fan
Everytime I watch the trailer for the new one I wee a little...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I could never take Darkman seriously
after seeing Durant as 'tard Benny on LA Law :/
 (akav0id, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, Reply)
This is a link post Why cant they have a competition to name him?
Or perhaps they have learned from Greenpeace. Still I think 'Mr Growly Pants' will probably suit him in a few years time when he is more likely to try to rip your face off.

Still very cute at the moment though.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Iorek!
Of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post call him a people name
like Nigel or Gavin.
I knew a dog once called Stephen - thought it was the best name for a dog ever
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a friend
with a guinea pig called Dave
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a housemate once with a maltese called Peter.
All the better for shouting things like "Peter stop sniffing that mans crotch"
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post The 25 Most Awful Places According to Hollywood (Part 2)
from somethingawful

part 1 is somewhere (go on my profile and click on "has posted 1 billion links on the blah blah blah or whatever) I can't be arsed
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Here perhaps?
www.somethingawful.com/d/most-awful/hollywood-terrible-places.php?page=1
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that'll do
STALKER
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Number 8!
hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post AWFUL translation of austrian news website
here's the weird bit

THAT WAS MY EX (AUSTRIAN) GIRLFRIEND'S HAIRDRESSER!
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i have discovered the comments but at the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Spontaneous combustion
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been looking at this site for ages
this has the best news picture ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post Protecting and maintaining your heterosexual house of cards
Funny "info" vid, if you haven't already check out all this guys videos on youtube, you know, because they're funny, like. If you want to that is, you may have better stuff to do

/unemployed blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a b3tard.
It was in the newsletter a few weeks back.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha thass ace, hadn't seen it before.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post One Stop Shop for Abbatoir Equipment
A cure of stress. Next time your boss pisses you off, have a wander over here, and imagine testing the equipment on them.

(My favourite is the Model BRE-1 Bung Ring Expander.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunghoolio!

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather liked the
Spinal Cord Remover Model SPC 165G

cos it's

Powerful - lightweight - flexible.

D'you reckon it only works on pigs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post Benny the Anatomical Teddy - SFW
"Does this problem sound familiar: You try to explain to a small patient facing surgery why an operation has to be done and where the organ to be operated on is located, but all you look into is a pair of blank and frightened eyes?

Benny is a hand-made teddy bear and will help you and your little patients to explore the methods of examination and surgery in an easily comprehensible way!"

I would have been (would be) more scared seeing a surgeon unzip a teddy bear than going into surgery totally unaware of what was going to happen...

These people also make Down's Syndrome dolls of all ethnicities. Amazing what you find when browsing medical equipment brochures...
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post My missus would bloody love this
Shame it's 128 bloody quid!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post RANDOM FRIDAY CONGA TIME!!!
(someone grab onto my coat tails and let's conga this board!)
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs*
let's conga, mothaluvvas!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs*
Don't you fart, hear!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yipee
do do do
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs*
come on and do the conga!
do do do!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Conga
like you mean it, please don't make me shock you (Damn you Mr Burns, ever time I hear the word "conga" that goes thru my head.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
me too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh a bBandwagon
*jumps in*
 (I helped save b3ta! Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post CONGA! I HAVENT DONT ONE OF THESE SINCE 1994!

(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 1974!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Hooray for good music!
I recognized that too much crappy electronic music was posted here lately. So I thought i give you some electronic music video awesomeness by my friend Jason instead.
(Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post wow !
excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post second this motion

(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I second this motion
*relurks*
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally seconding it.
ho hum
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post fine, fine work
The animator needs a special medal. Brilliant. Oh and tell your mate he's just made at least one sale of the song through I-tunes off the back of your posting. Aceness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This . . . got me . . . there !
Wooray !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post now this
is pretty damn awesome!
 (maninthespoon, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post Zack and slater
Saved by the bell: the sexual tension years
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniff*
Bareback by the Bell.


I always had my suspicions about those two.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll always be Shaved by the Bell-end for me

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A good show
but I think I preferred Will Smith in The Fresh Rinse of Bell-End.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
Was Slater ever not gay?
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 12:10, Reply)

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