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Global Warming Goat
Here's an animation a mate of mine did the other day. I play the goat. (As ever!)
Enjoy.
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hixy, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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Thats pretty funny :)
Tell your mate to speed it up a little bit though :)
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:04,
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Algorithm
Baahahaha!!
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DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:29,
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Massive wedding fuckup
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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hahah
oh dear oh dear! What a stupid place to stand and get married. They should have tried on the edge of a cliff that would have made things even more interesting.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:52,
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*click*
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:17,
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HAHAHAHAHAahahahahAHaAAHAHAHahahahaAHahahaahah!
*breathes*
AHAHAHAahaahahahaAHAHAHAhahaha!
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:28,
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fake.
that was way too staged.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:31,
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a
greed
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KnackerDwarf, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:46,
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Yep
the shouts from the guests give it away.
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moogy boobles, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 18:11,
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Can anybody prove this is a fake?
I damn hope not.
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Fluffster, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 8:15,
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i thought it was fake within the first two seconds
but then was less convinced after the reaction... quite convincing
edit: check out the both-feet slip. And the girl at the end going "oh shit", with a kind of fake-sympathy mirth. Tell you what, if it's fake it's fucking well acted
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spacehog, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:14,
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^this^
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gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:47,
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See above.
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Fluffster, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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yep
me three
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augsav, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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Nah it is real
That's my wedding.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:22,
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It was OUR wedding
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:39,
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Yes
Sorry luv. You are correct.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:42,
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Shit.
Breaks comments more retarded than youtube. But that was a good vid!
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:56,
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who the fuck
has a wedding on a wooden platform overhanging a swimming pool, (other than pirates)?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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Sad guys on trading floors
captioned pictures of twats.
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mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:13,
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There were a few lols in there
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 9:13,
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Barack "Osama" listed on a New York ballot
OH BOY, MORE POLITICS!
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:09,
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Sarah Palin's IQ score
Now Bush was 125-129. and we call him stupid.
Page 4 of this pdf file shows you Sarah Palin's IQ score. She could be a heartbeat away from being president.
Edit @ 22:40
Dagnabbit.
Probably fake. Good call for those who called shenanigans :)
www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/769c3/sarah_palins_iq_and_sat_scores_lets_just_say_that/
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:03,
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Yikes.
To be fair, she was 18 at the time.
I could have smoked her at an IQ test (and still could), but I know that I wasn't exactly trying on every test when I was 18.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:08,
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I'll take a massive pinch of salt
before I pay attention to a report with no authors and that does not supply any sources or references.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:12,
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But it must be true
It's on the internet and everything!
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bobzarkoff, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:20,
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wow
you're 2 days older a b3tan than me!
:)
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:43,
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That's largely irrelevant dude
that woman has to be one of the most repugnant, regressive, political pieces of sheer filth to have ever emerged out of the rather jaded Republican party, and they've had a few cringe worthy gems of late. She more or less encapsulates all I despise about a certain portion of North America, from the evangelical wankers to the Neo-conservative smug bigots; with a bit of lipstick on the face of an obviously supremely stupid individual whose rise in politics in simply mind boggling
Perhaps a large proportion of North Americans really are that fucking thick; despite me never normally pandering to such sweeping assumptions
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:07,
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No its completely relevant actually
and ignoring your largely imbecilic rant, you'd do well to pay attention to the fact that not a single line of that 'report' can be trusted until the authors and references are given.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:40,
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I haven't clicked the link
my "largely imbecilic rant" stands
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:42,
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...as a very tired and boring opinion based largely on ignorance
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:44,
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You can fuck off then you cunt
if you think superstitious creationist, anti-abortion, climate-denial, etc politics are cool, then you are simply someone I despise
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:48,
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1. Nothing wrong with believing in God
2. Nothing wrong with being against abortion
3. Creationism - yes, idiotic
4. Climate-denial - how ironic you choose to use the word denial on a scientific subject. Deny implies there is an undisputed truth. There is merely scientific theory, and largely unproven theory at that.
In short, get off your soap box and grow up. School closed hours ago.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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Hahhaahahah
You fucking mong, i'm 37
Your point one- did I say that was a problem?
Your point two- what goes on in a woman's body is her issue, not anybody else's
.3 quite
4. I work with more scientists than you can possibly imagine who at the end of the day would raise their eyebrow at the crap coming off foxnews, when the vast majority of the world's scientific community are in agreement about the cause and effect of climate change
Read Nature, Science, or New scientist, they are not sponsored by Burgerking ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:06,
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Age is not equal to wisdom, or experience.
1 - you implied it was, or you'd not have mentioned it
2 - not where another life is involved, and not where that life can survive independently of its mother with medical assistance
4 - wow you work with scientists. So does Al Gore.
But feel free to mention your age again. Its roughly analagous to your apparent IQ.
Actually, why are you bothering to respond? Apparently, I'm someone you hate.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:09,
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Anyone who tries to argue about science
and uses the phrase "just a theory" deserves no debating points whatsoever.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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Excellent. But what has that to do with anything that I've written?
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:58,
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That is a good point :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:29,
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Yeah, that's not true.
She's an idiot, but not to that degree.
And Bush MAY have been around 125 before he started going all senile. Even so, the stupidest person I know - shit, he is thick - has a 115 IQ.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:04,
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There is a difference between IQ and sense (usually common)
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magnum, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:18,
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I think it was Steven Hawking who said...
"People who boast about their IQ are losers"
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:22,
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Pretend you have a fire engine/ambulance/police car siren
rather silly little thing but fun for a few moments.
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:29,
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Good for sound bites . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:18,
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i like federal e Q
and the confusion the sirens caused my dogs.
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mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:59,
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That's Why They Call Us The Blues
NSFW
I made this!
Just in time for conference seaso...oh. N x
Singing the Blues - West side Tory
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Natt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:15,
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Very well done sah.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:52,
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Thank
You...
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Natt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:26,
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The best scratching I've ever seen
12 seconds in and it begins.. AMAZING!
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KnackerDwarf, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:41,
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blind dj any better?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JaQ7lR5F2hA
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swank, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:16,
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although I really appreciate the hand eye coordination
and dexterity something like that takes. I'm not a fan of the music being messed with so much :(
Edit: I prefer tracks being played all the way through
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:31,
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I'm
right with you. At this point it's just not music anymore. I don't doubt he has talent, it's just probably better directed at juggling or something...
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uk_viper stopped lurking on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:23,
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you sirs
are talking absolute bollocks
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ScwI7c5iiRo
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swank, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 10:36,
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Barack Obama Dildo, Bush Butt-Plug
NSFW
Ronseal. See the full glory by hovering over the pic on the right.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:36,
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NSFW surely?
Probably more disturbing though...
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:42,
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Edited, sorry
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:44,
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No problem
Keep up the good links!
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:52,
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Good video
music doesn't do it for me
try ie.youtube.com/watch?v=XrROiUNwgCM
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thereisnopoons until, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:33,
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meh
that Muse one is too fake looking for my liking. I don't like the music of Isis either but the visuals are stunning.
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KnackerDwarf, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:48,
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Analyse your handwriting!
Yes its an advert for a pen company but its quite good fun and totally hatstand- you need a pen and a piece of paper, then answer the questions about your writing and it analyses you.
What have I learned- well apparently I am cold, emotionally remote, callous, vengeful, my parents are in Canada, I would make an excellent Teddy Rooseveldt (had he not been quite good at it himself) and I have unfulfilled sexual expectations.
Very accurate!
EDIT: Did you know you can now edit the subject line? About time too!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:56,
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Yay, we can edit the subject line!
And that test said I was a psychopath....
*Plots*
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:01,
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See?
Told you it was accurate!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:07,
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*puts wellies on*
*Mops out cellar*
*Finds jaw bone* *Glees!*
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:12,
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editing is fun!
and so are subject lines! WIN WIN!
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KnackerDwarf, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:37,
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The French are big into that
They select job candidates on their handwriting
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:17,
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I suspect,
I'd be jobless and poor had I been a Frenchman.
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Gooddeed89, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:22,
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Me too
unless they were particularly keen to employ someone with an illegible scrawl. Also i sometimes find my hand writes things I don't ask it to. Its all a bit odd.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:29,
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You'd
be a good Doctor.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:08,
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O god!
I think the guy in that video fancies me!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:36,
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"Graphology"
Of all the things you could choose as a speciality when being a doctor... seriously?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:50,
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He Loves me
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:43,
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Yoda advice to us all give.
Pay particular attention to the Boba Fett bit.
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:53,
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More Fozzie
than Grover I always felt
Great find
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thereisnopoons until, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:55,
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that's ace
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mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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Little Girl Bury's Goldfish....
ronseal
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:19,
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I suspected it might be that
One of my favourite jokes! (In fact one of the few I can actually remember the punchline to)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:27,
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Hehe!
It almost made me spit my tea out :)
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:29,
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:D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:27,
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That's good :)
But aside from that I can't stand Tim Lovejoy and his "I don't like coriander" girly winges.
I hope the twat chokes on a bunch.
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:31,
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I have no idea...who he is!
apart from a wiki page I just found linking to lots of programs I don't know!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:38,
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He's the person behind Channel Bee
And one of the presenters of "Something for the weekend" on BBC2 on sunday mornings.
And a complete twat, too.
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:56,
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Also presents 606 on 5live.
Utter twunt.
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Fluffster, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:40,
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but the joke
is funny!!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:03,
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Buries, not Bury's, and then there should not be an apostrophe
I thought it was a story about the daughter of the Mayor from a certain Greater Manchester locale.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:13,
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Praise Tarvu
brought to you from those lovely Look Around You men.
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moogy boobles, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48,
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Why would I want to talk to an octopus?
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:04,
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I'd like to talk to an octopus. They are probably very interesting.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:09,
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Each tentacle has it's own nervous system
Dontcha know.
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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Crikey!
That's one scardey cat cephalopod!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:11,
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.....
I don't believe anything you tell me any more :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:12,
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That's true!
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:14,
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My cats
have 6 or 7 toes on each paw.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:16,
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Which is it?
6 or 7?
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:17,
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Depends on which foot.
Does this make them Septopusses?
(Or Sexopus? I don't like that!)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:19,
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Hahaha!
Sexopus!
A new word!!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:55,
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Check the second paragraph under Intelligence
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus
And I know at least one of your cats is polydactyl.
So there! *Blows rasberry*
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:20,
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hmmm. Ok. I'll believe you this time.
But I have a healthy dose of suspicion about your "facts"!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:29,
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Boo! I'm hurt :(
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:34,
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Heheh!
I knew you wouldn't be far from any Machadaynu related stuff :)
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:13,
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I do have
a habit of running into such things. I've known this was coming for a little while, it's going to be an Adult Swim thing.
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moogy boobles, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:16,
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I get the impression that you sit tight on a lot of upcoming things :)
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:23,
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I have the feeling..
..that it's not so easy to join.
Disappointingly.
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Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:25,
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*joins*
EDIT: Ooh ooh look! I just went on Stumble upon and this was my first stumble:
www.modcloth.com/store/Womens/Accessories/Necklaces/My+Pet+Octopus+Necklace
Its destinty! I am clearly a Tarvuist!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:32,
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"Still Alive" - Portal End Song
I love portal, do you love portal?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:48,
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We do...
but you are so 2007.
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:58,
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:-(
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:04,
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ignore him
portal rules!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:33,
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And it means...
I can shamelessly repost the first flash animation that I ever did.
www.moogthedog.co.uk/portal3.swf
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moogthedog, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:03,
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when is portal 2 out??
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:04,
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How to dance at a rave
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:28,
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I've done all this.
Mostly after I had the stroke and was flailing about the place like a div.
Haha! WTF.
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:52,
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hehehe
I know you love 'stroking'
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:55,
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That never changes.
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:57,
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ha ha
he moves like his limbs aren't attached properly.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:56,
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funny
and wtf is teh white guy all about
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:01,
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does anyone else think
he has had a little Bolivian Marching powder?
*sniff*
*sniff*
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:49,
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Iceland for 99p
Ronseal
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feeeshboy Warning: mysql_fetch_beer():, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19,
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I see teh seller lives in South Croydon
I have asked if i can save money by collecting
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:30,
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Drat, ebay spoilsports have removed it
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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Disgusting show of sentimentality soured by a few key problems:
1. Her teeth / face
2. The eerily silent studio
3. The fact that he never changes his "presenter" tone of voice, even when popping the question. This is how Troy McClure would propose.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:58,
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I deduce from the silence
That every one else in the studio thinks he's a cunt.. or she's infact having an affair with the station chief
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Jorvic, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:15,
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Try this one
He barely tears his eyes from the camera, and proposes to the viewers, not her.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iZoEt48GAkc
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:19,
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AHAHAHA
That is TRULY horrific.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:41,
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What the fuck?
Does someone start screaming at 2.08?
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krang, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:09,
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Also
have your casio keyboard demo kick in at the crucial moment
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Newton Crosby, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:07,
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when ever tv presenters
show emotions, it just seems so fake. or is it just me? this needs to be edited by your good self monty!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:12,
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THE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:27,
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OH HAI
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:44,
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HAI yes i waz juz wunderin
Cheezburger?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:47,
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Its not the teefs
Its the gummmmmmmmms
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:02,
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you're quite right,
there is something very wrong about the silent studio
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augsav, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:46,
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Awwww
I liked that. :(
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:47,
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he works in telly..
she works in telly....
It's basically proposing at work. Not cool.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:43,
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