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This is a link post "Using The Internet Is Good For The Brain"
For middle aged and older people at least, using the internet helps boost brain power, research suggests.

*couldn't resist*
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess you get points for
it not being SFW porn
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you pesky young scamp!
Why I oughta..
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only jsut down there.
Just there.

About an inch down.

Nearly there...

Yup, that's it.
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only just down the page :P
b3ta.com/links/BBC_b3ta_makes_you_smarter
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post Pugwash rawks
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Pugwash does indeed Rawk
and fair play to him. But all that equipment behind him and he didn't think to plug the output into the line in for the PC/Video recorder?

Shame.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Left handed guitarists should be shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually a video editing trick, he's right handed.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ITS A NEGATIVE REALITY INVERSION.

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You should always carry a mirror with you
in case you have to watch a left handed musician.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post Mmmmm Wait for it....
This made me laugh when i was about 8. Still gets me giggling now!
(Dang, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post Cum Face or Bum Face I made this!
Can you guess who has a dick up their arse and who is enjoying ejaculatory fun? Can you?

Thanks to Rusty's earlier quiz I decided to make one too. So I stole his source code, which turns out to be Robs code. Thanks guys.

It was going to be longer but, quit frankly, searching for the content was an unpleasant experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's not papist or rapist,
but I like it none the less.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they done one like that then?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 out of 8
I should be worried, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post looking at it was,too.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Source photos please.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go
www.informal-it.co.uk/b3ta/cforbf/full/cforbf.html

I suppose a third, Bum-Cum-Face may have been an idea. but harvesting the images...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I put
*only joking* now ;-(
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 8 out of 8
Get in! ...oh..erm
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post Top 10 Mad Scientists in History
Electrocuting corpses, grafting dogs onto other dogs, what more could you want? Cyborgs? Got them as well!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating stuff
and provides an interesting opportunity for one to work out where the line lies between laudable science and ghoulish experimentation.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Jaanese plant blogs
The plant interface system,...uses surface potential sensors to read the weak bioelectric current flowing across the surface of the leaves..... specially developed algorithm translates this data into Japanese sentences, which are used as fodder for the plant’s daily blog posts.

Plant supports McCain(Log Lady ticket.

On www.pinktentacle.com - which is going into my favourites list immdeiately.
 (Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post B3ta in Moviestorm project
I'm building various bits of b3ta in Moviestorm to give away as a free pack.
Post any meme suggestions here www.b3ta.com/board/8833322
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 50ft Quo
Gotta be. Nice :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Quo

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The Fear!
please
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Shark Attack please :)

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post William Shatner on Driving
featuring his missus and his daughter - bless :-)
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone who will be most excited about this link

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post Randy Newman composing a song for star wars
featuring Rob Zombie
(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid!
especially the 'lunch song' :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
it's funny because it's TRUE
 (I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Crimewatch Conundrum I made this!
Can you tell your nonces from your murderers by their mugshot alone?

Quiz code copied from Rob's original - have left a credit - hope that's ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Like it. 11 / 16
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/16
*posts application to CID*
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 13/16
mostly cos i know the majority of them!!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay 16/16
cos I drink with half of them and framed the rest. Suckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Ouch.
Foreign-type fellow attempts a world record in karate-chopping coconuts.
Couldn't have gone much worse.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post arf arf arf
What a bell end.

It's hard to sympathise with failure when it's done in such a spectacular fashion.

It's daft enough to try and smack coconuts, but I would have avoided lining them up on a metal bar, you numb-nut.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what a stupid dutch cunt

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post EPIC

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post MAN TURNS INTO WOMAN
Man has turned into a woman and kids call him she-man, he really looks comical.
 (bonzos, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
real :
jelly.b3ta.com/board/8833023
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Train on your face
some artyfarty thingy with a man with a train on his head
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer video.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
^this
 (sumoguy I don't need Culture, I need Explosives, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
this
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post Analogue tape editing - the Doctor Who theme
I've had this documentary about the BBC Radiophonic Workshop in my collection for a few years now, and I thought I'd cut this bit out and upload it.

It shows how the first version of the Doctor Who theme tune was edited, physically, on analogue tape, before the advent of digital sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. Things have moved on quite a bit.
Also reminds me of this.
Orbital - Dr Who
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hellfire...
..that is immensely impressive.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post more of this!
interesting stuff... I remember learning to edit audio on analogue tape (i'm a bit of an oldie) but never conceived anything this anal/awesome.

do you have the rest of the documentary anywhere?
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the whole thing
I'll upload if it it doesn't already exist somewhere on the internets. It's called "The Alchemists of Sound".
 (I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh
Yes please :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post just great :o)
though there appears to be a weird chap in the top left. Is he supposed to be there?? :p
 (I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It was 'Alchemy of Sound'
made by Victor Lewis Smith's production company
www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/music/features/alchemists.shtml
 (Scary, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice clip
I downloaded this off uknova ages ago. Fantastic program
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post How The Next Generation Will Come To Be Micro Chipped - 1/5
Get chipped, be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Question:
Does anyone who believes in Illuminati/New World Order-type conspiracies have any better ideas about how the planet should be run?

I'm genuinely interested. All I see all over the net is people telling us to fear the people in power, but nowhere have I read a manifesto laying out how a population of 6.5 billion should ideally be managed.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's my manifesto;
Be nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one
I can get behind.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post OoOh, matron!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post As Abe Lincoln once said ( in Bill & Ted)
Be excellent to each other &
party on dudes!

Really, if everyone was nice & had fun more often there would be less hatin fo' sho!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello lurker!
Hmm, I sure do attract you munchkins, eh.
:D

Also, I like your Brasseye related name-Gubbinbs.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Then how will one ever get through the mental detectors ?

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, be less mental and more dental.
Voila!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post beep
Michael Chip is gonna make an absolute killing when they take off :p

to paraphrase shatner on his album 'has been' :
'everyone knows everything about all of us! there's too much knowledge!'

spose the net represents a system of control - you allow people to communicate relatively freely but chain them to regularly checking a machine for information rather than talking in a pub, for example. Also, all of what we do on the net is trackable, isn't it? Also, if we pay for things with cash to small businesses, the supermarket don't get to hold information on what people regularly buy, again with a slightly hollow incentive scheme.

Fuck, that guy is right!
 (I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post BBC: b3ta makes you smarter
show this to your boss!
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post Guy on helium reviews Peter Kay.
A rather camp man reviews Peter Kay's latest offering, and then some people slag him off in the comments.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh dear, here are some bizarre people on the interweb
he could get a mic to start off with or a rope....
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Gooncity
Remember goontower.com ? The goons from somethingawful.com have topped it with this! Lovely google maps interface means you don't load the whole thing at once too. Stuff I have seen includes Starbug and the crew from Red Dwarf, a level from the first Tony Hawk game, Doom, the Simpsons, Rick Astley, and loads of other stuff.

If you left-click anywhere, it'll give you a link to c+p, for instance www.gooncity.com/city.htm?x=1.6750717163085938&y=-0.7039655946166423&z=13 = the Queen Vic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IT CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every single link that ever looks or sounds interesting is always fucking blocked!!!! i fucking hate my workplace!!!

PoM, i'm sure this is an ace link. please ignore my impotent rantings.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooohhh

That just sucks, because that's quite possibly the best link ever posted.

It's fucking insanely fantastic. I've only just pulled myself away from it. I'm heading back in there now.

Oh my. I may just explode.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
some funny stuff in there
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just spent 20 minutes looking for Starbug...
...WHERE IS IT?!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post here
www.gooncity.com/city.htm?x=1.6750717163085938&y=-0.7039655946166423&z=13

Stumbled across it
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's my Queen Vic link.
you have to copy the link in the bottom-left of the screen.

Hope you can post the right link as I've lost Starbug!
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAARGHHH!!!
*thumps own head*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post found it
www.gooncity.com/city.htm?x=1.8481063842773438&y=-0.5364339657626654&z=13

(note: Abbey Road just to the north)
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Cheers muchly.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That, is fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Does this belong to any body here ?
www.gooncity.com/city.htm?x=1.6769599914550781&y=-0.3462388899726087&z=13
 (I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering the same about this...
www.gooncity.com/city.htm?x=2.2171783447265625&y=-0.42571629769278674&z=13
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post and this
www.gooncity.com/city.htm?x=0.7070732116699219&y=-1.0482775407963962&z=13
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)

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