DANGEROUS TIMES!
I made this!
We bring you DANGER and STUPIDITY! You will not believe your EYES at the DANGER in HERE.
Higher quality version here
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:27,
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this soo deserved more comments!!!
brilliant. Clicks
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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Chain Reaction Game for Friday
Splitting the atoms.
Dispite the illusion that it requires a tiny bit of skill, it really doesn't. However, that hasn't stopped my playing it half of yesterday and again this morning.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:58,
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I normally only play
chain reaction games on a Tuesday. But I enjoyed this all the same.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)
An absolutely fantastic ten minute documentary about coffee.
I'm guessing it was made in the 60s but I'm not so hot on decades.
Why can't voice over artists be this poetic these days?
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
As a special bonus I'm going to throw in the coffee episode of Bob Dylan's
Theme Time Radio hour - I can't recommend it highly enough.
Rapid Share download link of .mp3
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:46,
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Fan-bloody-tastic!
I am a sucker for retro pottery, so the segments showing all the different cups was like vintage ceramic porn!
And YES. I too want to talk like a late 50s documentary man for a day....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:08,
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I'm an absolute coffee fiend so it was a real treat.
Seriously, I need to find some more old documentaries.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:12,
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i was looking forward to that
until i heard the bloke was american - or are we all meant to love the yanks now they have elected obama?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, Reply)
or we could just judge them on personal merit, rather than acting as if the presidency is some sort of proxy intelligence or popularity marker of the nation.
just a thought.
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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33,
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We should dislike Americans from all eras ??
Stop your jibber-jabber at once!
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Grindstaff, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:34,
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Most enjoyable,
thanks for posting this. I remember short films like this on TV, during the afternoons in my pre-school years; late 1960s early 70s.
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Grindstaff, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:18,
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interview with Nate Phelps, Fred Phelps son
long but good. interestingly, the first comment is from Shirley Phelps-Roper
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:06,
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what a fun childhood that kid had
'ma' really does come across as someone with quite troubling mental health problems.
PRAISE THE LORD!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:40, Reply)
now the daily mail is having a go at this weeks image challenge
they seem to have taken it too far though.
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jeez
i had to stop reading... too. much. hate...
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:14,
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At the bottom...
"...but why let the facts get in the way of a good story?"
Sounds like the Daily Mail to me!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:24, Reply)
Ken Bruce you mean?
The Mail readers can all congratulate themselves for wasting their time complaining about something that their favourite paper made up in the first place!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
That can't be the real Littlejohn.
He hasn't managed to shoehorn in a single diatribe against poofs.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:42,
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And he never said
"You couldn't make it up"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28,
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I just read that entire piece of shit and there's not a mention of the challenge.
I want my time back.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:58,
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"Somewhere out there, there’s a baseball cap with her name on it."
I think the word you were looking for was 'BAT' and it's got your name on it, Dick Littlejohn.
Incidentally, if the woman in charge of Harringey Social Services is responsible for the actions of a sick twisted individual, can we blame Littlejohn everytime a BNP thug beats an asian lad to death?
I hope so.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27,
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hahaha ^this^
i fucking hate that spiteful horrible nasty cunt.
he says, in a very spiteful horrible nast manner.
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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:34,
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This is nature vs nuture debate
One side, Littlejohn, thinks it is nature that these people lead relatively squalid lives full of difficulties for themselves.
You lot are saying it's nurture - the environment they are in, societies responsibility to offer the chance.
It's not an homogenous group of chavs: Somepeople would fall into the Littlejohn category, some would fall into the !Littlejohn category.
Some people are scum.
Not everyone on benefits is scum, and the scum might be a minority at the end of the bell curve.
But they exist, and are annoying.
Littlejohn exaggerates the case to make a point, and he chooses his examples to back him up.
So do the !Littlejohnners.
The truth is I was iving in a beautiful large house, with a beautiful woman, and 4 great kids, in an idyllic rural setting 48 hours ago.
And now I'm in the cheapest inner city B&B I can find, and I signed on, and my life seems just over. My cash will run out at Xmas, and there is a real risk I shall be on the streets for Xmas.
I am not scum. But I am rubbing shoulders with people who clearly lack some motivation, or self-awareness, engaging voluntarily in behaviour which is self-destructive, self-harming, unproductive in a personal as well as a capitalist sense.
They are fellow humans, and deserve every possible chance and opportunity. If they don't take any of those opportunities, then fuck 'em. They are scum.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:36, Reply)
"Some people are scum.Not everyone on benefits is scum, and the scum might be a minority at the end of the bell curve."
would that make them the bell ends?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:17, Reply)
what an utter cunt
accepting all of the nice positive comments but anything slightly negative has got rejected. Fucking arsebags
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:53,
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That is sooooooooooo fucking wrong.
i mean it seriously too, journalists should never be able to cherry pick the responses they get, it's just escaping from the fact they may be worn from time to time.
fuck that makes me siock. i gave a fully thought out appraisal of his article, perfectly articulated and puntctuated. granted, it was critical, but just as worthy as positive comment. but that gets nowhere near his comments section, instead we get this shit:
"Richard, please, please apply for the PM job. You're the only one left with enough common sense to fix this country from its rottenness."
- jamie, Jakarta, Indonesia, 14/11/2008 04:18
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:00,
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pffft!!
Fuck I didn't see that one, that's terrible. As well written as the article is, it's clearly laced with bullshit. Considering he walked past this family eating chips, he managed to stare at them long enough to pick out intricate details about them, none of which I believe, other than eating chips. He probably just got shitty and up himself because he had to step off the pavement! oh fucking dear! Shit happens, I walk off the pavemennt intentionally for most people, it's called manners, something which he thinks he has so much of, being of "breeding" and intelligence, but it's quite obvious he is just a stuck up prick.
I judged his own article with the same predjudice attitude that he opens it with, by only reading the first few paragraphs and deciding to wing the rest with my own imagination.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:04,
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i must say i did the same. i read the first 3 or 4 paqragraphs and then skimmed.
i've read him too many times when he was in the sun (i blame this wholeheartedly on my housemate, i'm an independent or grauniad myself) and it's always horrible horrible hateful digusting shit that has no base in reality in the slightest.
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Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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That is such poor quality writing.
I know that I'm not perfect, but this is appalling! I thought that he was being ironic when I read the word "bay-bees", which I assume means babies. Then I got as far as "yuman rites" and I couldn't believe my eyes. Maybe hitting the 'y' key instead of the 'h' key is a simple enough mistake, but it should have been picked up by any simple spell checker. Spelling rights as rites though, that is just ignorant. Doesn't anyone proof-read this rubbish?
I won't go into the actual content as I would just be repeating things that have already been said.
/rant over
*breathes*
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:43, Reply)
I think it was intentional,
underlining the 'underclass's inability to spell or pronounce good English. No?
Unless your post was some kind of delicate irony I'm too hungover to appreciate... *relurks*
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:48,
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You could'nt make this up.....
Married man gets caught cybersexing the ladies in second life.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:43,
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b3tan to it!!
also here: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1085412/Woman-divorces-husband-catching-having-virtual-affair-online-game.html with better pics!
i thought it would make a great link as it ties in with the compo!
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:45,
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Hahaha
"This avatar of a prostitute in one of Second Life's brothels leaves little to the imagination"
Reminds me of Charlie Brooker's Daily Mail Island. "I was stiff with disgust."
Also hope it's not too geeky, but has anyone heard of a documentary called Second Skin? Saw it recently and thought it was quite good, it's about this sort of stuff.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:45, Reply)
Stereoscopic Experiment
I made this!
Just a quick mess around in After Effects, to see if I could get a stereoscopic animation to work. I can. Sort of. But it still needs work! To see it, you'll need to be quite close to your monitor. You may get a better result with the slightly larger version on Vimeo.
Further experiments will be conducted.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:06,
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4-man Ejector Seat
Car accident goes hilariously wrong! I mean horrifically. But it's at a distance, so it's OK.
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That's going to sting in the morning...
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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:19,
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And I thought the falcon was the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy
Apologies if it's been on before.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 2:09,
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Video of clips from youtube,
set to Modest Mouse.
I actually rather enjoyed it :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:39,
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Excellent indeed.
That was damn good.
The guy dancing in his backyard reminds me of Turk from Scrubs.
/Modest Mouse = win.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:46, Reply)
That was ace...
Obviously, the tune helps enourmously, but what a wonderful celebration of sorting the wheat from the chaff...
And I think that lady eatibng the magic wand may have supplanted the funky dancing girl in my affections
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33,
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Guess the 80's tracks.
I made this!
Loved guessing the number 1s of the 80's last week, but it took half an hour to listen. Plus, loads of the clips had lyrics in them that gave the game away. i have made a 5 minute version, which has random songs from the 80's (36 of them cos that's my age).
A quickie then? See how many you remember.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:33, Reply)
I got
Love, Safety Dance, ABC, Don't You (forget about me), Lovecats, Word Up, What you want and I think one might be Blue Monday.
Don;t think I did too bas seeing as I was born in 88
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 3:13, Reply)
not bad, but not right
as Roy Walker would say.
actually, you got a couple right.
anyone else?
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
OK I'm ½ way through so let's go ....
EDIT : As this is now in the Newsletter I'll delete my answers...
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fastcar, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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You bastard
I was relying on that to look good in the office.
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chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:01,
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I didn't want to spoil anybody else's fun
I can put them back if you really want me to.....
EDIT: see below !
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fastcar, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:17,
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Mrs egg1's answers
1. Matthew Wilder - Breaking My Stride
2. Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
3. Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
4. Paul Hardcastle - The Wizard
5. Shakin' Stevens - This Ol' House
6. Diana Ross - Chain Reaction
7. Madness - It Must Be Love
8. Nik Kershaw - The Riddle
9. Simple Minds - Don't You Forget About Me
10. Jackson 5 - ABC
11. Matt Bianco - Get Out Of Your Lazy Bed
12. Steve "Silk" Hurley - Jack Your Body
13. Imagination - Body Talk
14. Denise Williams - Let's Hear It For The Boy
15. Cure - Lovecats
16. ?
17. Cameo - Word Up
18. ?
19. New Order - True Faith
20. Chesney Hawkes - The One And Only
21. ?
22. ?
23. The Tweets - Birdie Song
24. ?
25. The Four Tops - Loco In Acapulco
26. Jane Wiedlin - Rush Hour
27. ?
28. ?
29. Yazoo - Don't Go
30. Fun Boy Three + Bananarama - It Ain't What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It)
31. Colonel Abrahams - Trapped
32. Robbie Neville - C'est La Vie
33. Johnny Hates Jazz - Turn Back The Clock
34. Paul McCartney - The Frog Chorus
35. The Reynolds Girls - I'd Rather Jack
36. Aztec Camera - Somewhere In My Heart
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Well I had a few in the 2nd half missing ...
Break My Stride,
Safety Dance,
Tarzan Boy,
The Wizard,
This Ole House,
Chain Reaction,
It Must Be Love,
The Riddle,
Don't You Forget About Me,
Candy Girl,
Get Out Of Your Lazy Bed,
Jack Your Body,
Body Talk,
Let's Hear It For The Boy,
Love Cats,
Rockit,
Word Up
Uncertain Smile,
Birdy Song,
Fantastic Day,
Loco In Acapulco,
Rush Hour,
Maneater,
Don't Go,
Ain't What You Do,
Trapped,
C'est La Vie,
Turn Back Time,
I'd Rather Jack,
Somewhere In My Heart
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fastcar, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:24,
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Isn't it Yazoo- Situation?
Or have I got mixed up?
Otherwise, I agree with the ones i knew!
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16. Herbie Hancock - Rockit
24. Haircut 100 - Fantastic Day
27. Hall & Oates - Maneater
28. A-ha - The Living Daylights
Chesney's from 1991 but I'll let you off as this is great.
Still no idea about 18, 21 or 22. Answers please?
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)
I stand corrected
24. Haircut 100 - Love Plus One.
I always get those mixed up!
(, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 11:04, Reply)
Starting with the
best, I love Matt Wilder!
Feels like a Sunday night, when the DJ does his quickfire round in the pop quiz down the pub.
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moogy boobles, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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I got...
...It must be Love
and
Word Up
...that's all
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:35,
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Profiteroles
I made this!
They're full of cream. What more do you want? You fuck.
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weebl Mashed farts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:17,
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The only thing better than that
Would be eating some lovely profiteroles :D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:25,
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They're everywhere!
Except Oxfam.
Cos they're a non-profiterole organisation.
OHOHOHOOOOO!
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:34, Reply)
*orchestra plays*
Waaah...waaah...waaah...waaahhhhhh.....
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:44,
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I love profiteroles
and Lady S doesn't. She's so broken
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:35,
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BOOM!
big up yo sel'
/westwood
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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Clicky linky, no embedding I am afraid
Real life scrapheap challenge. This looks ace :)
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Reality TV advert
Im thinking 99/100 of you will blow this off with a slight chuckle. However, if I get through to the 1 of you who finds this as hilarious as I do, It'll all be worth it.
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Pew! Pew!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
*click* Made me larf, that did
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 0:27,
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Basshunter vs Patrik Och Lillen - Vifta Med Haenderna
Is this how the Swedes rap?
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)
its how white guys rap...
crap
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:48,
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MEEELK! MEEELK!
I fucking love these Cravendale adverts.
The other one is great too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NGabt5IHBg
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)
I would imagine then
that you would like "a town called panic" on which the cravendale ads are based.
I love em!
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)
Newborn kittens!
My pusscat has had kittens today! Yay! Teh Fluffeh!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/0587.img2034.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/img2032.jpg
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)
Hurrah!
Your moggins looks just like my moggins, with the addition of little mogginses of course.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:38,
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Yay!
That's some top fluffage.
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:41,
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word to yo momma-cat
*sigh* it never gets old ;')
congratulations indeed! and lovely pictures...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 21:55, Reply)
Aw thanks for the nice replies
Mummy cat is worrying me now tho as she keeps turning over and laying on the poor little blighters! :o/
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)
does she have a lot of space?
if she can move they'll find their way back to her again. it's the kitty way. a medium box with a hole cut for a door with blankets inside is usually a good bet, especially as when they first open their eyes it isn't so much of a headache i'm sure ;)
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)
Well she did have them in a box but we've had to move them all
as we have a 2yr old daughter who wants to play! So they are in a big travel cot! All seems to be ok now, will post more pics soon!
Thanks for the reply!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:51, Reply)
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