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This is a link post Slinky cat, now with slinkity sound
What walks downstairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound? Cats of course. I know it's been posted before, but I don't think it has with sound?
(terrorbite, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I Likes

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't hear that song without thinking of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post Angry black man vs ugly horny sluts...... NSFW
This isn't as bad as it sounds (well actually...), but damned if i know what to make of it..... NSFW mainly due to swearing.....
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That guys Chris Tucker impression is legendary!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post Lucas - Lucas With The Lid Off
description from youtube:

"An excellent music video that aired briefly on MTV in 1994 and soon became largely forgotten. This one was filmed in B&W to produce an old-timey ambience that works very well with the ragtime sound. Pay close attention to the continuity. The whole video was filmed with a steadycam, in one continuous shot...an unbelievably difficult task that only someone like Michel Gondry could pull off. This catchy vid is no longer in production and a rare treat to find, wherever it happens to bubble up ;-)"
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post aceness
i have the michel gondry 'director's series' DVD with this on
and a whole host of other truly wonderful promos
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
I love this. I remember this very well, going into my local record shop, where Kenny Thomas made a guest appearance, and seeing that on.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this
Excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post Spiderpig
Maybe best not to sing it at the police.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The second paragraph
resulted in some tea/keyboard interaction
 (R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more offended that he called an officer "Ginger".

That's because I have locks that are the colour of Hawaiian oak.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post At least now you can make a citizen's arrest
as it's apparently illegal to call someone ginger!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I'd have half of my work mates arrested, but they only say it in jest.

The cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They wont be laughing when you come in with a shotgun.
'Carrot top, eh?' BLAM!!

'Fanta pants, is it?' BLAM!!

;D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The top of a carrot is green
And my MC Hammer fanta pants have nothing to do this. Anyway you know what they said about us gingers?

Red on head, fire in bed!

I made that bit up
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a link post Stephen Lynch - Diary Entries
Saw him last night at Shepards Bush, Great Show
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him on Saturday night there too..
..very amusing!
 (Slurpy J, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post saw him sunday
gargantuan performance!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him on Saturday too...
....it was a seriously great night. I've never seen a crowd so tanked up in all of my life.
 (MikeXPose, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Flobots - Handlebars Fail Cover I made this!
With all the cover on youtube going around I thought i'd make my own, turned out to be harder than it looked, decided to share the epic fails I filmed with you guys
(Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Cat jumps into a mirror.
You see it coming a mile away, but it's still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Been here before and wasn't too popular.
I found it amusing because I don't think the cat could've been hurt. However, I'm not too impressed with the owner, who knew full well that the cat was going to smash face first into the mirror.

Meh, whatever. My view is worth 'kall anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I was livid ...
and said the owners were cunts because of what you said - I'll say it again, the owners were cunts !!
\Cats Protection League blog.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post The Expense of Truth I made this!
Track that I made this evening. Labelled it Trip-hop, though I hate that term.

Very soothing this one, I think

/curious
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i love it!
i luv piano stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I love the Yamaha C7
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this guy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I know his face, seen him before. Nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep it up
Good stuff, maybe needs a little bass tho, dub it in the fuck!
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a good album title :)
Dub it in the fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with roopy
Turn the bass up and i'd be skanking like a good un - top tune
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you just eat keyboards
and crap out solid gold?
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha isn't that a bit overstated?
I must say I like it though ;) ta!
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post poster for work
Britons, drink more tea!
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post A galery of furry art NSFW
Because it cant be unseen
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post painting with cocks
surprisingly suitable for work (unless your boss disagrees with cock-fights)
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Cockfighting?
unless this is somehow a super clever artsy trick... this is cockfighting... and that surely also makes you a prat at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really
he/she didn't make it, he's just pointing out that it's interesting. Which, personally, I think it is.
 (Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post painting with a cock
www.pricasso.com/ a bit nsfw for cartoon penis.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post How The Allies really won the war I made this!
It's historical fact!
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're obsessed!
*clicks anyway*
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha - Shawaddywaddy (sic) FTW
:) Enclickens
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Laughing like a drain
please stop *clicks*
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:04, Reply)
This is a link post Play-Doh aftershave!!!
Did you love the smell of play-doh and crayons? Now you can smell like that all the time. You can even go out on the pull smelling like glue!!

Guaranteed to find you that special junkie skag ho.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wonder if Mr Glitter is ordering any?
bet it's like kiddy catnip :-P

I have several of this brand's perfume (i is a girly). They do one that's 'Angel Food Cake' which makes you smell of cakes.

It's lully
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Id go out with anyone who smelt of cake
and possibly bacon.

Im not so sure about glue though.

Edit: Just had a look through, they do seem to make some nice smells, not to sure Id be attracted to a lobster smelling person though.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww....

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Id make an exception for Zoidberg obviously!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that sounds horrid...
www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=3180

on the other hand is right up my street!
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, tis not true though...
www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!!! Damn that pesky Snopes!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post bacon bandage anyone?
www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1224
 (I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post BACON!!!!
Is there nothing it cant do?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh I saw some of these in Liberty's
My favourite was gin and tonic.... ;) I may need to buy some candles.

What a great website! Shame they don't ship to the UK
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one
that smells like Slinky (was it machine oil?)
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Black Dynamite NSFW
"MAKE SURE YOU DON'T WAKE THE OTHER BITCHES!"

Scott Sanders loyal Blaxploitation spoof Black Dynamite.
The creators are aiming for a classier version of 'Im Gonna Git You Sucka' or 'Undercover Brother' (both fine spoofs in their own right).

This Action Comedy is set in the 1970s, when 'The Man' murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

Due out sometime in 2009.

(only NSFW due to Sweary Bits n' Tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i think the bnp might have something to say about this

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *fires up Google maps*
If they do, I'll find 'em!!
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post How much for one rib?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they're already spot on with the trailer-that-tells-the-whole-movie
Hope it delivers :)
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Helicopter *check*
No shark no bridge = fail

*clicks*
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Church of the Latter Day Dude
religion based around Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski.

You can even get ordained as a Dudist minister - should you so wish


 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That certificate will really tie the room together!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post I said MEOW!
Don't you speak feline?

Probably very GC, but the fluff is always worth a rerun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
theyre so funny sometimes are cats
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet
they starved those cats for days so they could make that vid.
 (MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
There's only that boring bowl of dried stuff next to the cupboard - that doesn't count as fud!

Wonder what the mystery kittin-crack meat actually was?
 (I helped save b3ta! SnackyOx Who? What? Whang?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post People!
The kitteh food is peeeeeople!
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah mine do that
I can assure you they are not starved and do not have worms. They are just fucking greedy and very bad mannered!

Also if I stay in bed too long at the weekend they stand outside my bedroom door and SHOUT until I let them in. Little bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
'My human-food-dispenser is broken!'
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Glassy but classy :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ!
Alright alright already, jeez!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Behold! The Octopus...sorry Arctopus I made this!
Because of this:
www.b3ta.com/links/hehehehe

I thought I would publish their second attempt.

(They are no Curtis Magee though)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Behold The Arctopus, please.
Clever titles and such.

www.b3ta.com/links/250135
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like
they are about to disappear up their own anal wormhole
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "genre: technical metal"
right...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Research before you scoff.
www.progarchives.com/subgenre.asp?style=43

I don't like this sort of stuff, but I know about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Behold...
...the whitest music ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Crackerjack!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post much better
*click*
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Behold... The Arctopus
I want a Warr guitar and everything. Skullgrid wasn't as good as Nano-Nucleionic Cyborg Summoning. Better than the new Cynic album though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not THAT bad
they've got better stuff.

Also - it's not a bass.
 (I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Thank God they had another hack at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
*clicks*
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a link post Link below reminds me of this
Like the comments say, about 1:05...holy fuck!
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post HO
LEE
FUCK...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I
HATE
SHIPS
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post watching that earlier
I started getting sympathy-seasick.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I giess that`s what the ferry i was on must have looked like
A BIG ferry Harwich- hook of holland overnight, turned into a force 9, stabilisers were turned off as they were coming out of the water.

I have a photo somwhere just before dark, and just before it got really rough with me mates leaning, horizon and beers at near enough 45 degrees. the foriegners were staring at us on deck in the rain and muttering "mad english"

we `ad to, we was drunk

I found I had good sea legs and went to see the film they were showing,Blue Thunder, one of 5 in there, several miniutes in there is a helicopter chase with all sorts of aerobatics, sounds of honking up and suddenly I was alone. happy days.
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw this on tv
and is one of the reasons i dont like boats.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering if it was the same ship as the one below?

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Don't these things have keels?
 (Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha great choice of music

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yaaarggghh - dont those lubbers know how to sail a boat ...
point it toward the wind so such mishaps dont happen.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post Dining on a cruise ship....
Soup is not advised. For the impatient, the serious shit starts at about the 1 minute mark...though I recommend watching from the beginning as the gradual build-up adds to the hummus.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post psst
popular page
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah.....
aplogologies...

Didn't notice it there!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post this is exactly how it was on my shit
in my navy service.. all day long :D
 (I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post your shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 5:05
zomgwtfbbq
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the sliding man...
..at 5:14
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post it's on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Somebody has already pointed that out!
HENCE YOUR COMMENT IS GC! The irony is so thick I could chew it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post even the titanic had a rotating deck for the poshees to dine with.
you know, so it didnt roll with the boat...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this really on a ship?
Or is it some am-dram group pretending to be on a "rough crossing"?
 (Stocksie, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way
the fixed camera position makes it look like the world is staying still but all the shit is flying around randomly, like it was being thrown by a poltergeist or something.
 (MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed
tilting my laptop from one side to the other for added effect.



Until it made me feel sick.
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess the diners ordered their food to go?
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hamster face and mouse brain
i'm sure they'll get on like a cage on fire
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)

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