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This is a link post Derren Brown interviewed by Richard Dawkins
In six little 10 min chunks.

Derren is looking less beardy and slightly more portly of late, coming out seems to agree with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know he is a gay
*learns something*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The news came out in April it appears ...
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-561079/Derren-Brown-shatters-female-fans-illusions-admits-I-gay-perfect-relationship.html
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Dissapointed? ;)
I shall be there wednesday, by hook or by crook. Mrs P may not be, so Mr T may be the only normal person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd always been a bit intrigued about Derren Brown!
Oh well.

Like I told Fetid, everyone has to behave :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fetid and I
Are playing Men Behaving Badly that night.

Mrs P may still be there... If so I will be on a (loose) leash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely unrelated...
but I shall be unable to put in an appearance on Weds. Booked in for a mate's birthday dinner in Chortleon at 8 so no playing in Xmas markets for me...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame :(
Next time. Anywhere nice in Chorlton?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Croma.
Pretty standard fare but it'll be the last catch-up with folk before we all bugger off for Xmas so should be a decent enough evening.

Bloody hell I used to really think of Croma as a treat when you had to traipse into town to go there. Stick one on my doorstep for a few years and it's blah average.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know he was gay ...
Richard Dawkins FTW - I'm reading God Delusion again in time for Xmas.Afternoon btw :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks. that's my afternoon sorted.
both these guys are great - sane voices in a mad, superstitious world
 (londoner, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hello sir
how's you?
Saw Teh Shutt on Saturday - was rather wonderful :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, miss :)
How was he?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post he was amazing
He was genuinely touched at several points - when he did the song about how Bounty bars don't have cardboard in them anymore a little boy ran up and handed him an American equivalent - with cardboard.
He had about 2 encores - and he was Brian Appleton for a bit too.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *Wants on DVD*
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there'll be an album of it
Have you heard One Foot in the Gravy? It's on Itunes - highly recommend it
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one Monty,
I'll bookmark that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay!??
What an uter, total waste of 'powers'.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Gay! Woo
It's not a waste! It means that he will be getting all the attractive men. Which means that those same men won't be going after all the attractive ladies. More fun for us!
 (chippy time travel agents, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Great interview!
BUT FUCKING STICK YOUR SHAKY-FLY ON THE WALL WOBBLY CAMERA STYLE UP YOUR LAZY ARSES YOU PONCY DIRECTORS
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
^^^What he said
 (Clockwork, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Money for Nits
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Tribute Song for Baby P - God Called You Home (new version)
"The dream is to find a professional singer to record it and a label to release it."
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, God called you home
by making people burn you alive and snap your spine, nice God woof woof.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post GAAAAHHHHH!
As if the world wasn't bad enough already, someone has to make it worse with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Maddies been cast aside for Baby P now.
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Do these people not realise
that it makes no difference? Are they trying to push for some sort of change? Are there really that many Brits who feel that deeply affected by Baby P.'s death? I can understand the outrage, don't get me wrong - what I don't understand is all this other crap that seems to have gone with it. It's worse than the Maddy debacle.

I mean, I'm Austrian and we've had our fair share of mentals in the last 2-3 years (as no one ever ceases to remind me whenever I'm abroad), yet you don't see anyone singing for the poor woman who was locked in a cellar for 30 years and gave birth to god knows how many of her dad's children - of which one died. Is that any less songworthy?
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but the Brits do incest better
As demonstrated by that case in Sheffield a couple of weeks ago.

EDIT: This one: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7751075.stm
Fritzl is an amateur...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fritzl wins
The underground dungeon was far more constantly horrific than the case you stated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah -
But the Sheffield guy had that lasting element of danger. He had to stay on his toes.

Fritzl did work in the short term, but was really just after an easy life...

To Hull!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I dunno
He dug an entire complex in his cellar, carrying away 18 truckloads of earth. And fitted a huge door with an electronic lock. And he was an explosives expert in the army so the police were shitscared he'd planted booby traps. And he locked his daughter away for 30 years, rather than just raping her.
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "he locked his daughter away for 30 years, rather than just raping her."
He must be kicking himself now.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post One ticket to hull please!
:D
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post Amorphous+
Mega addictive game, you control a little man with a big sword and have to splat these gloopy things. Loads of little awards to collect too.

Apologies if GC.
 (gin'll fix it, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH
ANNOYING
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This
hard

I think atomic thing down vv there gets my vote for time waster of the day ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Davro charity song
it's just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *speechless*

(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bobby Davro has had some serious plastic surgery...

(subhumanprimate stay out of the black and into the red..., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's... It's... Hideous

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as Davros
and thought it was a great idea until i saw the thumbnail and realised who it actually was. Then I was sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*
Me too :(
 (DeactivateThisDisaster No., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this real?
The part where the kids sing about how they're happy to be friends of Dorothy leads me to believe Bobby Davro is a subversive genius.
 (Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post When I see stuff like this
I feel that Time Berners Lee's work was all in vain.

Shut it down. Shut the whole damn net down

(except b3ta.com)
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post but then there would be nothing to put on b3ta
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's cunning
People'll pay to make it stop.

EDIT: and the site about which they're squawking doesn't seem to exist...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Um...
www.missdorothy.com

:-/
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ooops

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post it does
its missdorothy.com
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He really is the embodiment of crap

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that on the radio earlier...
Heather Stott waited until she had finished the interview with Davro before slagging it off :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post holy....
hell
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post there's saddness behind those eyes...

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post .... but by god do I want to punch him.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post DO IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post he is ideal for panto
davro where is your career?

its behind you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post OH NO IT ISN'T

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief
Although it should be pointed out that Miss Dorothy herself does appear to possess a wonderful pair of bangers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd buy that for a dollar

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey...
can't work out if he's a pissed up fuckwit or a fucked up pisswit...

both?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a massive WTF?! right there.....

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Apropos of nothing, really, except the panto link
I read this earlier. Delusional isn't quite strong enough.

www.imdb.com/news/ni0628480/

Not really worthy of it's own link.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn those Stonecutters

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
*gets reference*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yama yama yaaama....
Yama yama yaaama... yer, the only meat there is big fat hairy cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And kids everywhere remember him from Police Academy
And Three Men And A Baby.

MeatFeast my arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post A collaboration between Davro and the baby p tribute song girl.
Would be an instant hit.
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf ffs
btsf
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely horrid!
Am I the only one that noticed, he's holding the two blackest kids of the entire class?
 (I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post clicks STOP
*makes comment* ... *closes*

eerrruugrrghhh
 (Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post this makes me
want to listen to Black Metal and smash things until my hands bleed....
 (Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help thinking
'Stop touching the kids'. I just doubt he's been police-checked is all, cos we all know that if he had, his entire career would have flashed up as an unspent conviction.

Just horrid.
 (wormburn, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats why...
They had the policeman standing at the back...
 (I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post yeeeeeeeeeeah
awesome :)

I love the bit at the end where the kid says the teachers enjoy the dorothy lessons and "don't have to mark our books". I live with a teacher and it's no surprise they like it...
 (I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen a chief superintendant....
.....look so uncomfortable since Menedes took the tube. Actually Police 5 would have been great in this format.
 (dazzleb, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually.....
...I've just noticed that the chief Super is on a trampoline when he gives his little chat at the end. Nice touch
 (dazzleb, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to stop it about a minute in.
That really is too much for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP THE INTERNET
i want to get off ;_;
 (marmitemarmite, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it...
with fire! Can I hold the matches?
 (Abominae is having a really boring day, again., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post OK ...
Might be a bit old school, but isn't it a bit odd to be using the phrase 'Friends of (Miss) Dorothy' in a kids song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Awful just doesn't cut it...
...abominable, alarming, appalling, atrocious, deplorable, depressing, dire, disgusting, distressing, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, gruesome, harrowing, hideous, horrendous, horrific, horrifying, nasty, offensive, repulsive, shocking, synthetic, tough, ugly, unpleasant, unsightly, and that's just Davro!

I'm going to perform an amateur lobotomy to un-remember the last 4 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post dorothy
just watching this with a couple of friends and realized that the actress who plays dorothy is my girlfriends best friend (who is an actress)

very strange
 (Xearo is cow tipping your cashcow, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Dorothy?
Re: Ginger girl.

yeah you would!
 (deblacquiere, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why on earth is this more than four minutes long?
I don't want to e-mail my problems to Missdorothy.com, and yet it nags. :(
Friends of Dorothy. Teehee and *shudder* Who got Davro involved in this? Who else was considered?! My mind hurts now.
 (herefromthere, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Atomik Kaos - a game
destroy the atoms, get amusing comments.

It's a lot harder than I thought
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Diverting...
nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post crashed at level 11 :(

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Save the jeered Leader, save the world"

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid pictures of Barack Doing Stuff
arf!
 (bobbysands, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Killer puppy of DOOM!
Kill it with sticks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post aawwww fwuffeh

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
that is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Size doesn't matter
The three sweetest words in the English language
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:49, Reply)
This is a link post Gallery of snowflakes
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post wow those are amazing
esp the triangle one.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post the triangular one must have been found near to superman's fortress of solitude

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Woooo...
See, this is why it pissed me off when I worked for a greetings card place when they asked for 8 pointed snowflakes! IT'S ALWAYS 6, you knobs! (or 3 apparently)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post or 12
sometimes...

www.newscientist.com/gallery/dn16170-snowflakes/10
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Flux Capacitor!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Scott!!

(I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, it's heavy

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Weight has nothing to do with it!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of these have bene my desktop image for a very long time.
They're ace aren't they?
 (Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Most cursed family of all time
Happened upon this page while browsing wikipedia.
Just keep reading, it keeps getting worse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No Way!
Texas tornado only had one foot!
 (I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Pug heads
this is so cute, it'll make you puke
(largoembargo ???, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate pugs.
Ugly, cunting things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate world peace

(largoembargo ???, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:09, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know which end to feed?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Go for the wok. Stir fry puggywuggy.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Cold dead eyes of a shark.
They look to me like they're continually sizing you up for mass slaughter.
Sorry.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw well I like them :)
Particularly the way they've got it arranged so there's always one head out of sync with the others.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 seconds in

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post OK you have waaaaay too much attentiopn to detail
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Or too much time on my hands
Edit: is that p there on purpose?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT A PUG NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a link post The 6 deadliest animals (Smaller than your shoe)
This has a bit of interest to me as three on the list are native to Australia, where I'm planning to move to next year.

Edit: Subconsciously following on with the shoe theme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Australia is probably one of the most fabulous places on the planet!
I moved here from the UK 3 years ago. Sure I've found redbacks in my back garden but they soon benefit from a healthy dose of size 11!

Dont fear the beasties!
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to go there,
But I hate bugs.

How does a beastiephobic cope in Austrailia?
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I lived there for 12 years and will be going back soon
I never came across anything dangerous unless I was looking for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good news.
My skin is crawling at the thought of bugs.

also, the Brazilian Wandering Spider... :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah the fact that it wanders scares me
I hate spiders. Rest assured that you have to generally go looking for anything that will hurt you in Oz. But just to be extra safe dont go to Sydney. Then you dont have to worry about Sydney Funnel Webs. Its one less nasty to think about.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I've lived in Australia since 2002
it's great and i hate bugs and spiders.
never seen a funnel web, not once.

And you are allowed to be scared of spiders here, because some of them can kill you. It's great.

Big arse cockroaches in sydney though, not harmful but uuuuuuurgh
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, interestink
by the way, you're linking to the second page, thereby spoiling it :(
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, edited.
Sorry, idiot moment. :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I nearly picked a cone shell up when I was learning to dive on the Barrier Reef
I was very quickly corrected by my mistake and lived to tell the tail :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You lucky, lucky git.
So, they managed to do CPR while you shat your load, they should get medals!
;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The instructor told me most people drown
as they are usually in the water or under the water your basically buggered if your on your own and dont get to the surface within 30 seconds. But you have a good chance if you can get yourself out of the water. Then you as the site says they just have to keep you alive till your body can get rid of the poison.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to try scuba diving over there.
I want to say to my grandkids that I dived the great barrier reef.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to give you teh fear
Australia has (I think) 16 of the world's top 20 most poisionous snakes, (including all of the top 12). Add to that box jellyfish, redback spiders, blue ringed octopus, the Sydney funnel-web, great white sharks (probably the safest thing on this list), fire coral, cone shells, and saltwater crocs, it's not the safest place in the world. Enjoy! ;-)
 (Bob the Scutter, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Even the cuddly little platypus has poisonous spurs on its back legs.

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the bit about them in my profile.
Also to the OP, I'll probably be the biggest Spider in Australia at that time. ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Only the males though...
and they aren't that toxic. I was only listing the deadly ones! ;-)

And platypus have rather odd fur, its very bristle-like so if you stroke it normally, it is very soft, but backwards it's very spiky and hard.
 (Bob the Scutter, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Then again, there aren't kids in hoodies threatening to knife you over a couple of dollars
I guess it all evens out
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Some idiot tried to mug me 5 years ago with a blunt kitchen knife.
I stalled him long enough to remove the 10" chef's knife from my bag, recently sharpened,
and convinced him to piss off promptly.
I'm not saying this'll work all the time, but have talked myself out of a mugging at 4 in the morning by a couple of junkies once,
I know how to go about both types of negotiations, so to speak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you say "that's not a knife"?
Please please please say yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No, but I wish I had now. :-(
Seriously though, my first thought was to get into my bag, witty chat went out the window.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i have very big feet, so you can put more deadly animals on my list.
i'm sure my shoes are larger than the wiggles and rupert murdoch, in keeping with your aussie theme (and general toxicity).
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:12, Reply)
This is a normal post whoa
scary.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post Good Ol' Shoe - Bush attacked by flying shoes meets Wag The Dog I made this!
I saw the video of the journalist throwing his shoes at Bush and remembered the great movie 'Wag The Dog' and one of the songs in it, 'Good Ol' Shoe'
So, I slammed a couple of clips together.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Related
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=90fRlMQTdSs
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas number one campaign I made this!
Mr Moogy and I started this group in hope we can rid the UK of the X factor monopoly over the number 1 as a joke. Chose Rick due to his following, looks like he's up for it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bought it lastnight,
I do think that would be epic if it got to number one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I want this to happen, purely to show xfactor is tripe.
But fear it won't. :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't fucking do it.
b3ta.com/links/257220
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep there is that
(although Rick is well up for it so I guess he must get something) but it was the only song we could think of (at the time) that stood the slightest chance against them. We beat them this year, then forever more the charts can be our own again.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Do fucking do it!
Alex 'Doing a Mariah' to Hallejulah is a disgusting travesty and must be stopped... at ANY cost
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You've (probably) more of a chance with this...
... the 'Buy the Jeff Buckley version, for the love of God' campaign

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=66500765224
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT!
Song BMG own the rights to the Buckley version, so by doing this you're giving Simon Cowell even more money. I'm sure he'll be gutted!
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's more the principle people are interested in
Most of the remedials who will be buying the X-Factor single won't realise who the money is going to anyway. I think it's more about breaking the cycle of X-Factor number ones. Most of the winners are forgotten about soon after the show finishes, and by keeping them away from the top of the charts we can kill even more of the interest people have in them, thereby causing them to forget quicker and (hopefully) fussing over it less next year.

It could work. Even if it doesn't it'd be a laugh.

And Cowell & Co are going to be making money off something or other whatever we end up buying, so we may as well get what makes us happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post Claude Lelouche - C'était Un Rendez-Vous (1976)
A high-speed drive through the streets of Paris filmed using a gyro stabilized camera mounted on the bonnet.
The film was shot in a single take, without any special effects or stuntmen, with the director driving the car.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post and the car was made of glass and looked like a penis
but it's a great film
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Ha ha ha ha ^
Reply of the year
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh a glasscock joke...
that's fucking hilarious!
Why don't you twunts get over yourselves and just enjoy what's being posted or not bother commenting.
Does it matter that it's been posted before; is it doing anyone any harm? I certainly don't think so, and I'm
sure you can tolerate seeing something more than once, or not in this case as you've posted a reply after
3 mins which is only a third of the length of the film.

Sorry if I seem to be coming off as a bit of a cunt here, it's just that the whole gc thing really annoys me,
I'm not actually too bad of a person.

Edit:Sorry, you caught me feeling cranky. :(

Glad you like it btw.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post GUTTED

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HEARTBROKEN

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun?
The "Who cares if it's GC?" argument is, like, so five minutes ago darling. Get over yourself.

If we didn't have GC nazis, we'd be inundated with the stuff. Yes, a few classics can stand repeating, and in such cases, you'll usually be presented with a good natured vitreous phallus comment - but if you post a link for the hundredth time in a day without checking the freaking popular page for the same link, then you deserve all the flak you get.

Not that you did that, you lovely car-drive-film-posting person. No, we love you. Hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This
with a vengance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post No man, vengeance is like heavy and bad.
What we need here is a hard hitting leafleting campaign.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post if you are one of the 13-16 year old b3ta members then the cry of 'GC' is important
but then most people grow up and dont give a shit.

ho fucking ho

btw, the vid is ACE!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say this is one of those few occasions where saying "glasscock" is actually the correct use of the word.
as in "everyone has seen this" rather than "I saw it once the other day".
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Woahhh
Relax there
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post when custard and cake come together in battle, we all win.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:39, Reply)
This is a normal post this comment is full of win

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Saying "GC"
is a way of saying that the posting of completely original links is the most important thing about B3ta's link page.
Originality is more important than Tolerance here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHA
chillax my man

It's not that big of a deal is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is GC

(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else spot the Ferrari sountrack??

(Dang, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
that was fun :D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Diana

(londoner, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Aardman's Creature Comforts discuss the Iraq War
Old, but I hadn't seen it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post Terrier rapes the hell out of a stuffed elephant
This dog is serious about his lovemaking...
(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
The perfect use for the Benny Hillifier! james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=DnhPeDkLrQo
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think your username
Has ever been so apt
 (I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept....
I'm laughing so hard gin's pouring out my nose....thanks for that!!!! I'm proud to call you friend...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post its what the net was made for :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This didnt just make me do a bit of wee
it made me completely wet my pants.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Best Thing Ever
You win
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fantastic page.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
benny hill ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha!!
thats ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post simply the funniest thing on the webs :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!
Drive it home son!
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That is genius.
Now, in a cartoon stylee, when people are talking rubbish at me I'm going to have that looping in my head.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:37, Reply)

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