Digitally Assisted Billiards
With this I'd actually get worse the more I drank.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 7:46,
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if i had a band
this chick would be my guitarist...awesome harmonics and nice legs..SHE ROCKS!!
cant see her face, probably a bit of a spanner*
but i could always go for a slipknot type affair, wi masks and that. just not fancy ones, we'd have them placcy halloween ones with the small wisp of nylon hair.........anyway,i digress, enjoy!
*spanner=makes yer nuts go tight :)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:23, Reply)
If I had a band
This lad would be my guitarist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3yDRw1V0-Y
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:39, Reply)
well, your band would be shit.
cos your guitar player, although he is talented, has two problems.
1- he wears a shirt and tie and looks like a dork.
2-if you got "your" guitarist to suck your knob it would make you gay.
MY BAND ROCKS!
just need bass, a drummer, a contract, some gigs, and some talent so i can be rhythm guitar/vocal (shit at both atm)
we will rock though, oh yes!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:49, Reply)
This would be my guitarist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne4n8_fwEmA
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:56,
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My drummer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHl4I5E78Wg&feature=related
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:57,
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My bassist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlW0gGsSPsU
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:58,
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pfft
what type of guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk group do you call that?!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This would be one of my guitarists . . .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J503OvHWKko
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:14,
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pretty awesome
but less of the cumface :D
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:17,
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My guitarist and singer
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pKQWqwMAhF0
Can't we all just listen to nice, quiet music?
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meccadave, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 2:53,
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I want to pull that dangling string !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:29,
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I wouldn't.
You'd get blood on the carpet.
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:35,
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I am suspicious
that this is a boy
it is totally something that the Japanese would do
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:02,
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I agree
as we all know that women playing guitar is against nature.
... unlike transvestite japanese boys recording suspect metal covers.
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Me too, don't know why. Think it's the sleeves. And the lack of face.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:25,
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If I had a band
it would be Quo
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:56,
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Call that music? What a goddam racket! In my day we had proper music.
Nice pins though. They go right up and make a c of themselves.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 7:07,
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Time 4 Cat
A nice little game that's good for a 5 minute relax.
I managed 105483 before I slipped up
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:15, Reply)
i don't think i'll ever get tired of seeing this one
"Brian" should have his own TV show, actually
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Shittest Dance Ever
wtf? I can only presume this guy is tripping balls.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:56,
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If you let that load all the way
then rapidly slide the play bar thing back and forth it becomes rather amusing
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krang, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:28,
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If you find what looks like someone having a repetitive fit
amusing
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krang, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:38,
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As long as they're not actually having one, then yes
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:31,
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It only begins to get scary...
...when you see, that this guy made 38 different videos with the same dance and the same clothes.
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I think that guy painted my shed once
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:26,
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That is scary. Got to admire him for having a vision though.
*mimics dance*
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:40,
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Chav moron impregnates three sisters
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:27,
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same situation
differnt 4 idiots alas.
WHY CANT THEY STOP BREEDING??
WHHHHYYYY??
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:42,
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actually i had the naswer when i was having a piss
child maintenance. easy money. more kids, more money, tho a downside is having a cunt which is so wide, you could fit a water melon in there!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:48,
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well,
that actually could come in useful if you had nothing else to carry your watermelon with.
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nope
same four people
different show
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:08,
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Your question leads me to my biggest criticism of http://www.vhemt.org/
ONLY THE SMART PEOPLE WILL DIE OUT WITH THIS PLAN
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gronkpan, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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Hahaha I love that.
"..I don't need anyone's help to raise my child. The social pays me, and I provide for them!.."
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:21,
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In a vaguely related post to the one below......
I can't decide if this is a piss take or not.....
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:19, Reply)
Piss take in what way?
I love this tune.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:21,
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Ahh..
The tune was a bit of a club hit, but I doubt shifted many units, thus reflected in the video budget..
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:32,
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Possibly the best or worst thing to come out of the 80s. I'm not sure.
You decide.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:53,
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Nothing against any of them individually,
but that showed the worst of all of them. Horrible. Great.
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Zuowan, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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i went to see Thomas Dolby last year.
He was awesome.
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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Damn Straight
This is one of my favourite songs...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rf_wrz1i34
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:36, Reply)
I'd say
Europa and the pirate twins is my fav track.
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:07,
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Thomas Dolby is ACE!
He's only doing the music thing for kicks and giggles now. 10 or so years ago he invented the technology for polyphonic ring tones which made him a millionaire. Talk about blinded with science.
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My god.
Talk about getting carried away with all the new toys.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 12:16,
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steel erection
there currently building my new school ill try and get a piccy tommorrow.
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Don't take the photo in your English lesson.
Pay attention to your teacher instead.
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:47,
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I remeber at school feeling so imature laughing at
Middlesbrough Errections or what ever.. never imagined the teachers would be so imbecilic aswell!
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Jorvic, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:09,
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Warning, may contain Xtranormal animation,
I made this!
But I think I've got a series going: Steve the Sweary Bear!
It's a real problem tho that you can't create your own visually personalised characters as yet and 'voice characterization' is barely there (Tip: try hyphens rather than commas and pauses rather than fullstops when you don't want the voice to drop a tone)
uk.youtube.com/user/SwearyBear
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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:57,
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i've made one of these
but now the site is going slowly so i can't start my project on it
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It is beta and fucks up a lot, but just leave the window open and try again later,
also it's worth knowing that when the site totally fails, if you cut and copy your 'script' and paste it into a text editor, it will return whole (with actions and sound and everything) when you paste it back in later.
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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:36,
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Chav moron impregnates three sisters
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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I live on a street full of these idiots,
it's fucking scary close up so it's actually quite hard for me to laugh, particularly when she says 'My Son takes care of himself!', which translates as 'Once he's out the door it's not my problem till the police come knocking, and then we'll just fuck up whoever called the police'
The longer I live here, the more right wing my views are getting about such anti-social benefit scum.
My idea: Tie in social services and police records with the benefits agency. Persistent anti-social behaviour by you or any member of your family leads to reduced benefits and eventually to being forced to work or lose your council house, behave, control your kids and leave working people the fuck alone and you can get it back.
It won't solve this kinda amoral behaviour but it will mean we don't all have to pay for it directly through our own property and rights to such things as sleep just 'cos we live near them.
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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:32,
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WiL for prime minister
I too go to school in an area like that and i truly agree. Year 8 pregnant girls are nasty lookin'
and why the fuck do they get EMA money just for turning up the fuck scroungers
And another thing......
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:40, Reply)
^This.
Luckily, at my sixth form college all the chavs dropped out after GCSE, leaving me with all the younger lot.
One year 10 got sent to my biology class today and spent 25 minutes disrupting a much needed revision session for an exam I have next week.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:48, Reply)
I used to get that when I took classes at college (Teaching Assistant for Graphic Design)
my solution was first of all to explain that this was not school and they didn't need to be there (so not useful in this instance) and secondly if they wouldn't behave to stop everything and tell them if they didn't want to join in to go do their thing outside the classroom, or at least away in a corner so the rest of us could get on, which made them feel excluded and embarrassed so often took the wind out of their sails (teens are very easy to embarrass), and when I got the chance I'd have a personal chat and always made it clear that I was happy to find them something to do if they'd do it quietly so long as they didn't disrupt the class for everyone (and often that 'something' would be the actual WORK!)
Interestingly once you get them to see it not as a contest of 'you can't make me' but as a 'try it and see if you're any good at it' option they often got into it and did pretty well.
Didn't cure every situation but there was always at least one in every class and I noticed from other tutors that the more you react or threaten them the less they'll listen or join in (because you really can't make them and they know that), so you had to give them options and try and make it their decision.
Didn't stop me wanting to just slap the 'Rebel Without A Clue's petulant little face and tell them 'Trust me, despite what GTA teaches you, a white spotty faced kid in York who travels everywhere by bus and has less street cred 'respeck' than a teletubby is never gonna make their living as a gangster rapper', tho...
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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:27,
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If you reduce or stop their benefits
they will rely more on crime to fund their habits. No employer wants these people (would you employ them?) and they will not get up and work for £5.93 an hour.
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Grindstaff, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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Then they'll end up on the streets and then prison,
so what's the problem? It was their choice.
And they will get up and work for 5.93 an hour if the above is their only other option.
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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:30,
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Then you're paying for them anyway surely?
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:35,
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Eeeexactly
Take away basic support and muggings and burglaries will go through the roof ... you need to deal with the root causes of how people become unable to contribute to society, not just go 'oh well, the damage is done,' and write them off.
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They're not unable, if they're able to break your windows, climb thru it and steal your telly,
they would be able to fucking work, they just don't wanna because they don't have to, our taxes keep them alive, the property of the work force provides them with all they want and breeding gets them even more benefits.
But I don't give a fuck, it's not about 'punishing' anyone for their chosen lifestyle, they can be as useless and poor and drug fucked as they like, what I seriously object to and think needs to stop is the fact that the 'chav culture' means they spend all day every day being as obnoxious, loud, intrusive, destructive and in every way as disruptive to the general surrounding populous as they possibly can, even breaking up their own homes, and why? Because it's fun, they have nothing to lose (it's not their home, it's not their stuff, they didn't have to work at or struggle or earn any of it) and nobody can do anything about it, so fuck it.
I think that is intolerable, it completely destroys the local area, and we should treat them the same way as you would an unruly teen, take away their basic comforts until they shut the fuck up and get some fucking manners to those providing everything for them, in short, teach them some respect for the rest of us paying their taxes and making their life choice possible, or lose it.
I really don't think it's much to ask for a life of leisure and a roof over their heads, and I don't think giving folks everything they need regardless of how they behave or how little they give back is the right thing to do, and I honestly do think it will ultimately pull this whole country down with it if we continue to allow this situation to expand.
There has to be an 'or else' for law and societies basic rules to work, otherwise it's just a joke.
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..wil, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:13,
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i kinda think
that all benefits/government money [including child benefit, pensions, ANY money that comes from the state] should be paid into an account attached to a debit card [indistinguishable from a regular card]. You can top up this account with your own money, but you cannot withdraw cash from it.
Every item that you pay for will be logged, and the costs of any purchases that are not reasonable for the benefit you're receiving, [cigarettes, Sky TV, excessive alcohol, etc. etc. etc.] will be deducted from your next benefit payment.
Naturally, a pensioner can use their pension on whatever, really. but a dole-scrounger can't use theirs to pay for the huge telly and fifteen bottles of vodka a week. it also means that child benefit has to be spent on things suitable for children.
there'd be no issue of 'singling out' people on benefits, cos pretty much EVERYONE would have a card.
Of course, this involves a fair bit of watching what people are buying, so will naturally be shouted down. [even though the credit card companies already know what we're buying]. And relies heavily on card-use. meh, it wouldn't work in the real world, but in MY world.. ahahahaha... *daydreams*
*shrugs* just an idea.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:48,
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Your so right.
We have lost our country to this scum and someone needs to take it back. I think a bit of vigilante action could sort this right out.
(runs off to load his pillow case with door knobs)
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 4:55,
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wheres darwin when you need him?
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:33,
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wasn't there a furore some time ago to do vanessa feltz using fake guests and actors on her chat show?
this bunch of fuck ups surely cant be real
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applehead herp derp, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 1:13,
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How about
they actually get a fucking job and spend their own hard earned money on cider/drugs and fags and not my begrudgingly paid tax. Anyone not wanting to work should then be burnt as an example, and it would keep the old warm when it gets cold.....
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 7:47, Reply)
Science museum open late for big kids (adults)
Ronald McSeal reports:
THE Science Museum is throwing open its children's play areas to grown-ups at "adults-only" nights complete with live music and alcohol.
Three bars will be open and the first evening will have a Japanese theme to fit with the current Japan Car exhibition. Sake and sushi will be served, with martial arts demonstrations and Japanese pop DJs also planned.
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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Good show . . . and . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:05,
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Eeep!
I didn't ruddy realise. I wondered what the candle was for.
*belms*
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:48,
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Porn Industry Seeks Federal Bailout
with unfortunate picture, but an entertaining article nonetheless.
"This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
Oh, Larry Flynt...
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:28,
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I just read that as well
My thoughts were the same as yours.............Oh Larry Flint.
Wonder if they will turn up to congress in the porn equivalent of what the car bosses turned up in. Might get to see someone 'arriving' in Jenna Jameson, haw haw haw.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 23:39,
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The £10 Tesco Value Challenge!
I made this!
If the Daily Mirror is accurate,(why wouldn't it be?) we have all been credit crunched to within an inch of our lives.
So if you're really skint join The Tesco Value Challenge and see just how far you can stretch a £10 food budget.
Join at www.facebook.com/group.php?gid...
And GOOD LUCK!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:26, Reply)
I would
but I'm not back at uni for a week, and am living a life of luxury right now
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:41,
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I would.
But there's no big Tesco near us. Just one of those rubbishy little ones.
However, Sainsbury's 7p value noodles aren't nearly as bad as they sound!
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:56,
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Tesco Glossop.
15p Spaghetti hoops and Sausage on buy-one get one free.
I was overjoyed.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)
I'd like this idea if it weren't for the viral tesco-advertising bit.
The students in the vid are also clearly novices. Chicken breast is NOT cost-effective.
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Zuowan, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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if I'm not mistaken...
...that's the Askham Bar Tescos - I'd recognise those pillars anywhere :)
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What game?
What gaaaaaame?
(i.e. more description please)
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:30,
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The URL of the link "Awards for 2008" gave it away for me.
;)
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FoldsFive, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 20:40,
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Amazing game characters costumes
I think im in love with Ivy (18)
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Lord_Munkee, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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Some of those are SO cool!
I have some friends who do this and it's very common for folks at TheWendyhouse.org, my fave clubbing event, to do this there too.
Sure it's nerdy, but man, some if it is dead impressive, and done well, SOOOOO sexy!
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..wil, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:50,
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That Link must have been knee deep in pussy
that he had no idea what to do with.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:56,
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You can buy me a pint later
www.flickr.com/photos/bellechere/
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 22:38,
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Some of those are fantastic
and further proof that sexie ladies can be geeks too, not just ugly men
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 8:33,
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web based tilt shift photo maker
Now you can easily transform your existing digital camera photos into tilt-shift miniatures using tiltshiftmaker.com
apology if gc
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34,
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Looks pretty cool
edit:
1st image that came to hand on my Flickr
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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44,
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Rome Last Year
Look at all the little people
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 0:10,
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Aye, is pretty cool:
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Sorry for the fullsize photo, but hey, if you can load /board...
Ah, methinks made the focus band thing a little too wide, bit is in focus what shouldn't be in focus (treetops).
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Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
This one came out ok.
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