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This is a link post Pollitical correctness gone mad and disected NSFW
Bristol City Cuncil have written a guide to having a meeting and managed to create the most politically correct document you will ever read in the process.

This blogger has highlighted and laughed at the worst excesses of this political correctness gone mad for your pleasure.

NSFW due to the bloggers effin' and jeffin'
 (denzilpemburthy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The phrase "political correctness gone mad"
makes me instantly think of Daily Mail reading cunts who think "It's okay, it's only a nickname from the shortening of his country of origin!".

Checking the comments... yep, seems right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly this is beyond the normal Daily Mail definition of political correctness gone mad.
In fact, I doubt they have a sub editor sufficiently trained to cope with the sheer lunacy contained in the Bristol City Council guide to having a meeting.
 (denzilpemburthy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post utter utter shite blog
what is the bloggers fucking problem? he should grow the fuck up.

e.g: "But it's only the Disabled people's bitch. Know that, evil able-bodied people."

Why would an able bodied person need an assistant. Also note, they DON'T HAVE TO USE THE ASSISTANT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO it is not fucking compulsory.

also what Rev A-MOL said.

is this guy related to prince harry?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL!!
You have to give disabled people somewhere to sit these days. ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

Sometimes, you even have to provide tea AND coffee!! ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

If you're hosting a conference of some kind, some people might not want to eat turkey twizzlers. ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!


(although the bit about some cultures making men and women sit seperate seemed a bit wanky. Sorry, Bristol city council...In this country, all people are supposed to be equal)

ALL PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE EQUAL? ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post We all stand up and walk upstairs
So why should the council let disables people have 'ramps' and places to park?
ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes mental note never to use 'that' phrase again on B3ta
The point is that Bristol City Council have seen fit to pay someone or some agency to spell out how to hold a meeting without offending anyone and end up with a hugely patronising and wanky document that contradicts and offends in the process.
 (denzilpemburthy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the point was that it didn't offend anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
the argument seems to be falling apart.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Try using their guide to have a meeting that (in their books) will be inoffensive and inclusive to both transsexuals and devout Muslims and you will be pretty stuffed.

In addition, many physically disabled people I know who would find it highly patronising and offensive to make their own way to a meeting to be presented with their own personal assistant for the duration of said meeting to sort out a cup of tea for them.

Again the point on the posting is not the statements on inclusiveness . It is the fact that Bristol City Cuncil are generally shit (see school league tables as a starting point) and should have higher priorities than producing 14 pages of wanky drivel on how to hold a meeting.
 (denzilpemburthy, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post reading the actual guide,
it suggests the disabled people are invited to use the personal assistant if they need help at all.
It isn't suggested that they are automatically presented with their own personal assistant upon arrival to do everything for them.

If you think BCC have gone over the top with this sort of thing, you should try reading some of the staff guidebooks presented by Universities and HE colleges on dealing with race/disability etc, this BCC thing is very tame by comparison.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh, how I laffed,
at the blogger...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems Suggs is marching against racism and homophobia
I mean, it's just madness gone politically correct!
(Joke shamelessly stolen from Mr Stephen Fry)
 (I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *dies*

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, You could'nt make it up.



Oh lord, I turned into Richard Littlejohn for a moment there.
 (Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How was
the clearly suppressed homosexuality and inability to use the English language correctly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post TURN BACK QUICK!
Before your pants snap from teh pressure!

Actually, can I just mention, the only time I remember loving Michael Winner was on Littlejohn's show where he had on 2 lesbians and was trying his best to get the audience to side with him against them, and instead they sided with Mr Winner as he pointed out the Lesbians had twice as much dignity and loveliness than he ever could.

Was a lovely moment!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post All this blogger has done is take phrases and made silly comments about them
there's no real structure or purpose behind it, and it isn't written very well either, just straight from his head down into rambling generalisations.
/perosnal take on it only.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a blog
What definition of blog are you using?

Is a person not allowed to write a blog straight fro their head? Or are all bloggers supposed to make several drafts and have it edited by their publisher? Sheesh it seems everyone here is missing the point here; this to me seems like innocent fun poking at an overcomplicated leaflet that isnt really going to benefit anyone, paid for by the public.
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you make a fine and valid point there :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post If West Indian food is on the menu count me in.
I'll just have to grin and bare all those fucking wheelchair ramps.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking idiot.
Of course a document prepared by the equality team (or whatever they were called) about organising accessible meetings is going to contain that sort of information.

And by the way you can't use the phrase "political correctness gone mad" any more, it's not politically correct as it may be offensive to the differently mentalled.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha 'differently mentalled'
I'm going to use that tomorrow and pretend it's mine. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Ah yes, and we all had a loverly winterville without offending the Muslims this not-christmas, didn't we? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The civil servant in me
says yes :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just a guide of suggestions.
I really don't see the big deal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Several people are employed
on taxpayers money, to come up with different ways of pointing out the fucking obvious.

There are more important issues for councils to deal with.

Is the point, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
So you actually think that this west country moron has a point??

or have I missed 7 layers of irony somehow?

I didn't even think they had running water down there...
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd put em up against the wall and castrate em.
What are we talking about?
 (Cap'n, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Someone needs to 'shop the Big Picture on the right hand side
Off you go then!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You,
you lazy sod.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post do it yerself
1-open in paint
2-draw big spunky cock
3-save
4-post
5-profit!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Firemen Burn Down Own Station!
Daily Star link, sorry! But the story is good.. also last 2 paragraphs.. pfft!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont trust this one bit
probaly quite a fair reason for the fire
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Danielle Lloyd has no firefighting qualifications
a close friend said.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post My Polish work colleague has a tendency to get a bit of shuteye at lunchtimes. I made this!
He has a curious way of going about it. The t-shirt really sets it off, don't you think? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty tiring being a sex instructor.
I should know.
 (Cap'n, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's how I feel all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post lol forins.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Lorks!
Lean forward before you break your neck you loon!

You should show him this, in the same way as folks who snore have no idea why everyone keeps lookin at them funny when they wake up on public transport, it might help save him further ridicule...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My Dad does that, a lot.
Broke his office chair twice nodding off, on, off, on...the floor
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Haydn "Farewell" Symphony
Not fluffy, but rather good. From the New Years Concert by the BBC. Interesting, because the orchestra walk out while they are playing..

Has it gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What was it?
Inquiring minds want to know.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post some twat
posted a snuff video.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post who posted it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't possibly comment . . .

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually it's a fair question.
Some people might want to put them on ignore.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at my newly updated sig . . .
;-o)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah
let's publicly lynch them and post the video on /links.
Oh, wait...
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Has what gone?
Did I miss some drama?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't want to know
Seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
i would have loved to have been in the crowd, not knowing what the hell is going on. I love conseptual stuff like this.
Have you ever seen the orchestral version of John Cage's 4'33? mmmmmm, poncy...http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJagb7hL0E
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard that Tom Waits
has a recording of 4'33 which he likes to play at dinner parties. He gets upset at people who talk through it. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a recording of that on vinyl.
It got pretty scratched up and started to skip. I had to change the label to 3'52, then 3'21, then 2'47. Then it started to get stuck and I had to write ∞ on it. I reckon it's still playing somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post aye, eternally in my head

(iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get a chance to see a P.D.Q. Bach concert
Peter Schickele has done the "Hello Symphony" where everybody just shows up gradually on stage and start playing.
www.schickele.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I still don't know
what the fuck conductors are for. Wastes of space if you ask me
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a link post how to make a sock monkey
well if we are having a board clear then I advise everyone to try making one of these guys,
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post happy dog
in the spirit of thiswasmyclone's recent post, i give you a happy dog with a rather large tongue.
(augsav, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had a tongue like that
Not for the obvious sex related reasons, but I could lick my plate clean in a restaurant in under a second and no-one would see me.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post The happiest tutle
Can we please clear the board of that shock site via the medium of happy things? I give you the happiest turtle in the world. :)

Full description: It's a happy looking turtle swimming in blue sea with some little fish friends who also look happy nestled in their cosy plant life. All set to uplifting music.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i wish i was that turtle
:D
 (augsav, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
CUUUUUUTEE!!!



Has it gone yet?
Edit: Yes. Yes it has. Thank God for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a programme on BBC HD about the Galapagos Islands
and it features turtles underwater. My jaw still drops everytime I watch it. It's stunning
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I like turtles!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i spent last summer in Tobago working with marine turtles
3 months swimming about with these dudes. Amazing.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky you!
The one time I went to Tobago was sat on a plane on the runway for 4 hours
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ooft
shame, the country is beautiful.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle noms ftw! Woo!
Clicky.

Does anyone know what the song is? Very toe-tappy, that.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post burning
by 'the whitest boy alive'
they're pretty good too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Koh Tao!
looks like Twins, worked over there in 06 and 07. lovely place
 (Depro, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post Geekasm

(jamesotoole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Description?
Given that something unspeakably vile got posted a bit further down, I'm not clicking anything that doesn't have a description.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what i can't find anything vile
got me curious now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post been deleted

(PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty fucking funny

(__, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Wouldn't have happened if she'd got the RAC out instead.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i Loled
far better than murdering people with hammers
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
thats rather silly isn't it.
 (augsav, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Virgin For Sale
Student gets 2.5million bid for virginity in online auction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you reckon mine would be worth,
slightly soiled?
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 11p Max

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post soil or compost?

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I will give you
27 pence and a Black Pudding Scotch Egg
 (chemicals1234, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post £2.5 Mil
to have sex with an inexperianced, orange girl?


Some people have far too much money!

You could get a whole army of prozzies for that!
 (chemicals1234, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post good point,
had a 22 yr old gf once...was like shaggin a corpse :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure it wasn't actually a corpse??
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha....
I would be amused to see who wins the bid. Can you say '15 year old Arabian oil heir' ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont think shes even good looking
far to orange
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't notice her face in that photo, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Expensive hooker
I can't imagine the winning bidder will be doing it for publicity either!
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't imagine her actually being a virgin

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post for that price
i'd wanna keep the hymen
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like a ladyboy
Wonder what the refund terms are ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
and Happy Birthday! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ugly, orange and cheap
but lovely jugs
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird eyes.
One on the left kinda looks like a vagina.

Fuck it, she's prettier than me anyway.
 (Cap'n, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Razor Clam
it looks like a willy lolz
(jamesotoole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i LOLed
hard.
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I saw a different version of this...
When he grabbed it from the beach, he just uncovered a 77 year old sex offender covered in wet sand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Freeky!
I'm guessing the salt has a similar effect to slugs tho, so maybe we shouldn't ALL go there to try this?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post History of the Internet
ronseal.
An interesting little animation explaining the origins of the internet.
(augsav, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post saw this yesterday, on bestofyoutube
thought it was boring.
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Quite interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That was interesting
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Where would we be without tissues? I made this!
I love tissues. I love wasting my time making rubbish songs.

So this happened. Besides, this is what The Saturdays should have sung.
(Slurpy J, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Because you spank off thinking about The Saturdays?
Dirty boy!

perhaps we should form a club?
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I see a songwriting partnership with Gary Barlow on the horizon
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone know wtf this is?
I was wandering around YouTube and found this... very strange
(beardybeardbeard, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedobear's cousin.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post with a knife
*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Rick Roll gang hits man, terrorizes community etc.
A newspaper clipping. Fake?
if not then things are getting more and more surreal and a little sinister.
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's a real article
their editor should be fired. I suspect fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
The use of the word 'random'... not quite right.
 (BlackCat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I did chuckle at the line
'This is from the interent'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the word "hurridly".

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it says the name of the paper
is 'the daily' so i would guess fake
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post Best firework Evar! I made this!
Just a really cool firework caught during the Russian New Years Eve celebrations in the French Alps.

And if you feel a bit cheated by the brevity of that clip, here's the final 60 seconds of the display for your troubles
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've seen a smiley face one before
.... don't think i imagined it
 (Scary, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a cubic one at a display in 2006.
Or it could just have been an exploding house.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post With that one I liked the fact that it was 2-d
and therefore that I fluked being at the right aspect relative to the firework to get it more or less square on.

Go me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw an American flag
when I was a young boy, never have seen it since like that, it makes me wonder if it was a true memory or the keen imagination of an 8 year old. I remember the realistic dreams of that age, but I do recall them as dreams oh wait or did I really fly on an invisible magic carpet and talk to giant iridescent Beatles
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post Have you got rythm? I made this!
I was experimenting with timers in Flash and it developed into this little game. You have to click the mouse as closely as possible to the beat to see how much rythm you have...

- good or bad feedback please :)
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
0.02, and "rhythm" :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What would be interesting
(though maybe only to me...) would be a +/- indication, to see if you tend to push or pull the beat, too.
Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea
Maybe a different colour score depending on whether you're over or under.

Good suggestion.
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done
A couple of times, the computer beat visual indicator seemed to disappear, leaving just my beat indicator. Wasn't sure if this was by design or not.

Very slick looking bit of Flash
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed that
was to test you without the visual stimulus? Oddly, my timing seemed to tighten up when the indicator disappeared.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, makes sense
I just tried it with my eyes closed from the outset and did loads better too. Curiouser and curiouser.

I guess using a visual indicator, I was subconsciously waiting for it to prompt me to hit the button, listening I just clicked at the right time.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess I'm more used to
working only with audio - the visuals mean my tiny brain has something to confuse it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it's meant to do that
It was actually quite easy at first so I made the visual aids disappear over time.

I'm finding a lot of people saying they do better with their eyes closed. Might need more sound effects so they know when it's game over I think :D
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
51 beats, eventually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better than me
33 was all I could do.
 (I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 93 before I got bored.
I'm still a lousy dancer though.

Good to see you're still around. I was just reminded of you.
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This is a normal post Average of 0.03
I'm happy! I should probably be better than that really...
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well done
really nice little game that!
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:01, Reply)

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