Local pranksters have changed the street signs all along the way - and it is not a short street!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdj0x12EBzY
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:58, Reply)
50k views so undoubtedly GC. but cool as fuck so have at ye anyways (need audio)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:54, Reply)
I'm in my final year of zoology, i've read about the mating rituals but i've never seen a video of it, that's totally brilliant!
I especially like how he gets a bit cocky at the end...'VROOOM VROOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM'
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 0:38, Reply)
That was ACE, it was on 'Harry Hill' tonight - but he put's his twist on it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHhMhJB1F5E
"If you don't like it, you can go 'ome!"
:-D
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 2:21, Reply)
i love tv burp! It's the poor mans screenwipe!
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 10:24, Reply)
But it's worth it I reckon, a mate of mine doing a good Brian Blessed singing 'Ive Just Seen a Face".
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:21, Reply)
I've been looking at YouTube to find a suitable video. All I could find was a home video of Dance Like Your Selling Nailes by Venetian Snares. Call it gash, I think some of it is bang on in time. So there.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Looks like I've been b3aten to it -- need to get the faster uplaod codez for YouTube :)
I wonder how many of these we'll see ...
Okay, now let it jam:
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
I'm not American, and even I know it's the OLD national anthem, not their current one, and its tune is God Save the Queen, but the different lrics make it My Country Tis of Thee.
It did not help that Huw Edwards is a twat and called it the national anthem. Twice.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 9:27, Reply)
we were singing national anthems before the yanks were even frying burgers.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 9:45, Reply)
My first youtube video, based on a gif I made for the Princess Diana Image Compo a while back.
Apologies for the singing, I'm not used to singing without my guitar...
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:12, Reply)
The bastards.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:22, Reply)
An iron fist in a purple velvet glove with twinkly bits of smashed glass glued to the outside.
Only made of pictures and noises.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:16, Reply)
and cheers for the push you gave me into doing it.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Ah, so there IS a Global Elite now, ok.
Good to know.
Lots of lovely occult symbology and Obama's arms may or may not be 'crossed' in a Masonic gesture..I think yes.
But only because I've read Texe Marr's 'Codex Magica', you can read the 'X' extract, thus;
www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977540992
I don't agree with it all, but there's some fascinating stuff in the book, which you can obtain for free from
www.scribd.com
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)
sad teenage prats ranting on about life is the last thing thing I want to log on to when I have the time to surf the net
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:42, Reply)
well said sir. Conspiracy posts belong on conspiracy boards. read all this bull years ago.
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(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:34, Reply)
An X is an ancient symbol for change or transformation.. .long associated in medieval and renaissance art with the coming of the Messiah who shall make all things new.
- Jim Tresner, 33°
Scottish Rite Journal
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)
Serious question. Nothing wrong with it if you are.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
...Bertrand Russell? 'Why I Am Not A Christian' is probably a good place to start. It'll take the edge off learning; learning something new and thinking it's the best thing you've ever learnt cos it involves all the things you were already thinking and more and yet ties them all together in a new way that is even better and you must listen.....etc.
sorry for being patronising, but I do think you'd benefit from reading about reasoning.
[Edit, read that as: I'd be more willing to listen to you if you were capable of varied viewpoint. (For example, I probably won't bother clicking on the link...)
MrKane.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:42, Reply)
"There is no grand alien conspiracy, there is no dark room filled with shady figures ruling the world. There's jsut a bunch of people desperately trying to keep everything how it is while making a ton of money off it"
(The gist is right but not the wording)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 8:37, Reply)
You do remind me of myself in my late teens. Then you get a wee bit older and realise that there is no dark brooding masterplan...just a simple bunch of idiots running things. And that's even scarier.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)
Because everyone's a bit Alan Davies sometimes.
Just change the bit in the URL after the i= to create your own. E.g.
http://www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/q.php?i=spacefish rocks
edit: updated. now you can click on the text to make your own version
Sorry if it's been done. I haven't seen one on tintertubes yet
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:51, Reply)
i'm vere proud of myself for getting off my lazy bum and making it
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:03, Reply)
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/games/chainreaction.html
is 404'ing me.
Why does it ignore me so?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:15, Reply)
it got lost in a migration a couple of years ago, but i've just restored it from a backup
it's a two-player game really
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:25, Reply)
Now do an AI challenger in javascript :p
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:30, Reply)
twenty days ago i tasked myself to do one creative thing every day this year. the qi page has been the climax so far
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)
I have problems being creative once a month or so, and even then only one in ten things get implemented.
You seem to be going well so far!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
i've been quite the dullard recently, hence the conscious effort. it's all been pretty dross so far- there's a limit to how much creativity one can muster after a hard day's work. but sod the quality, it's fun :)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:20, Reply)
CG alert!
EDIT: Very Alan Davies:
www.glastonbridge.co.uk/flash/q.php?i=bit%20a%20tramps%20ear
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:25, Reply)
Great work both of you!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)
made my superlol.
Top notch sir!.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:54, Reply)
Excellent, especially the farting reference! Woo!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
great big testicals.
i want goolies of epic proportions not science!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:46, Reply)
www.wgmd.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/030508-2-014.jpg
Oh.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)
I love the dude flipping the switch in his bike shorts. =)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:49, Reply)
Thanks to this thread: www.b3ta.com/links/Aretha_Franklin_sings_at_Obamas_auguration
for the idea
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:27, Reply)
haha heron sprite! well done!
and you fukin colonials stop pinching our tune or we will ask for our country back!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)
Woo, Sir! B3at me (or my upload) to it. Harvey, count the tits!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:33, Reply)
Disabled/Elderly and a Bigot? no longer do you need to stand aside and watch your other orange chums march. Prove your hatred with the new Bigot Mobility Scooter of Fook the Pope Mobile if you will.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)
Why does Ian Paisley's house smell?
Cos he'll have no Pot Pourri.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:16, Reply)
they were marching just slightly faster than his scooter would allow. :)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:22, Reply)
If only they were
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=0JE4C6cA3IY
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:40, Reply)
but by good lord - that one made me snigger.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:43, Reply)
wheres McGuiness?
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 1:29, Reply)
I was thinking no one wants a new airport or runway in their back garden and if we want to get the economy back in shape lets re-open our ship yards and build some super aircraft carriers. What could possibly go wrong?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:54, Reply)
but if you made this, you can post it on the main board!
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:59, Reply)
Like a scaled down version of the Schipol island that was propsed by Koolhaas some time back.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:21, Reply)
A Boeing 747 needs up to 3,320 metres of runway to take off.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
Someone posted a link about this yesterday, but the link wasn't the actual thread! So here it is, in all 170 pages of its glory!
Basically, 18 year old guy posts a picture of himself on bodybuilding forum, asking if he has potential! Of course, the photo is quickly photoshopped as many times as possible!
Some photoshops may be NSFW :P
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:04, Reply)
But it's been here before, yesterday I think. Still a great find though, memetastic.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link to the actual thread.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)
Is it any wonder that we b3tans don't post pics of ourselves.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:18, Reply)
The post below by Dekionplexis remonded me of the new hitler youth Obama is creating the 'Classroom corps'
All conspiricy theory aside you have to admit this does look like he's brainwashing kids.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)
I'm inspired to watch a bit of telly and have some oven chips.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:56, Reply)
First, let's define the difference between Black - in this case the USA social group descendent from the West African slaves and disadvantaged and discriminated against since birth for genertions, and black - a skin colour. Right, done.
Now, Obama's mother was white, and his father was a Kenyan economist in the government. He may be loosely black according to skin colour, but he has as much in common with the Black Americans of the projects as Bill Clinton. Yet he's been elected at least in part on the niche of being the first Black president.
I call bullshit! What a surprise, he's a politician - still, he's better than the alternatives.
All this hysteria about Obama just gives me the sad feeling that the Septics are still so very politically naive - they need a good dose of cynicism.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)
I'm not agreeing with the whole conspiracy stuff; I'm just saying he's not the first Black president.
He used a tool handed to him to win an election, fair play, just it's political fair play and we all know how wank that is.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:43, Reply)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:46, Reply)
The Zombie and the Whore, although making a good cult film, is not a good line-up for President and Vice.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:46, Reply)
He's got a former IDF volunteer for a Chief of Staff ;)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:08, Reply)
Shouldn't serving in the military of another nation preclude you from being US President (which the VP might be if
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:20, Reply)
Interesting point I hadn't thought about.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)
"Because of Obama I'm going to eat another burger"?
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
that Obama's a mind controlling fascist evil dictator at least an hour before he officially became president. This irritates me.
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:11, Reply)
I am growing heartily tired of conspiricy nuts
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:10, Reply)
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