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RBS shares rally as 'some black guy' gets top job
I made this!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!!!!
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riverScrap, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:47,
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Hahaha that was chuffin' great.
God bless you, Michael Landon. Sunday afternoons haven't been the same since Highway To Heaven.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:43,
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You have gotta be fucking kidding!
No you're not. Fantastic!
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:59,
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BBC Goatse'd again?
Check out the last design on the page. Someone might want to do a screencap in case it moves :)
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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the comment is the best
"i wanted to show someone using their hands to open the BBC and see inside.
Steven, Coventry "
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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Haha this^
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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Hahaha
Damn, beaten to it!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:27,
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Ha ha I thought it might have been you!
too late :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:32,
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Hahaha
Excellente!
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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Screenie, just in case.
i41.tinypic.com/2powdgp.png
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Bats, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:34,
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Charge your laptop up
It's not good for it to be that low.
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Billybobgeorgebob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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I thought they
were supposed to be drained and fully charged every now and then.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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You're thinking of testicles
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:53,
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it has to be someone one here!
*on
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:42,
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I noticed too
And had come onto the talk board to see if anyone else had. It was more the comment than the logo tbh, but it's clear with the two.
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Neddy Nedson is nice really, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:16,
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BBC Goatse'd
Ditto that. Knew someone would have ssen it.
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godspants, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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just spotted this
So thought I'd post it up, but someone beat me to it.
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jonnyfatman, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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MINI GOATSE!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:25,
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you
Beat me to it..
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mrtcrazyfoo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:37,
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Street Fighter - The Movie
CLM's post down there reminded me that there's only ONE Street Fighter movie.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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hahah
that's the first time I've seen that. Jackie Chan, wtf was he thinking...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:27,
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City Hunter is a damn good see.
Watch the dubbed version if you can. Comedy gold!
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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Holy Shite
That is AWESOME
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:41,
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Thats is truly a disturbing assualt on the senses
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:17,
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best film ever.
I have some pics up on t'internet of me on one of the movie's locations (the skate park)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 9:42,
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Aretha Franklin sings at Obama's auguration
Why does she sing the British anthem to the colonists? And why do the lyrics start with "I come, three tits on me"?
But it's moving, nonetheless.
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xandmi, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:15,
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Haha that was quick
That's the worst version of God Save The Queen I've ever heard.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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FTW
what on earth is she saying.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:23,
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RAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
MMEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAWWWWWWwww!!!!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:28,
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These are actually messages
being sent directly to her mouth from the advanced head-eating alien atop her carefully constructed hairdo
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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hahaha
brain slug stylee!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:16,
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Seriously, what the fuck?
She definitely says three tits on me!
Someone needs to do a subtitled version, a la this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=95gd06Fgq0Y
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:39,
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Bastardisation
Yup, Americans stole our anthem and bastardised it.
Note; Bastardised is not spelt with a Z (Pronounced "zed", not "zee")
*tantrum over
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Lex scripta, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:52,
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Bastardize,
like most, is the preferred form in English. It's a popular misconception that the "z" is somehow american.
Partridge says:
"-ize and -ise, verb endings. With very few exceptions, you will be safe if you make every verb, every derivative noun or participal adjective, conform to the -z type, for this suffix comes, whether direct or via Latin or French, from the Greek -izein. To employ -ise is to flout etymology and logic."
So ner.
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DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:20,
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Well I missed
THAT episode of 'Knowing Me Knowing You'
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:51,
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Jacob, get off the Xbox
Some bloke wants to use his Xbox 360 when his brother is playing online...
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:00,
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haha
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:52,
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genius
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WormuIus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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Hahaha
Cruelty at its funniest!
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:07,
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I shouldn't laugh but that was awesome hahaha
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:14,
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Proof (if it were needed)...
...why young children should not be permitted such things.
He should be outside, running around; not stuck indoors turning into a fatty.
(Ver' funny though)
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SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:15,
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SUCK ON THAT FATTY
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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haha
I love the way the recording carries on at the end, all casually.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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AHAHAHAHAHA
Being cruel to your younger siblings is a birthright. As is showing absolutely no remorse when they cry.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:51,
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yeah and it's all character building for them
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:19,
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and all I ever get in return is lifelong resentment
That's gratitude for you.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:12,
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it's quite endearing
just how obedient a little brother he is.
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:11,
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Yeah, I thought this was going to be another
"Spoiled shit doesn't respect anyone" movie and while he did get upset he was remarkably expedient in just turning it off.
Also, I HATE pre-pubescent kids like him prattling senselessly into the microphone. IT SAYS "M" MEANING 18+ QUIT COCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE
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J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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lol
reminds me of winding up my sister!
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mufin_man1987 p u r e F I L T H k i z u k o L E E D S, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:30,
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Brilliant!
Is he talking with a stupid american accent to begin with?!
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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Bonkers Bridge Design
We need more of this type of thing!
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bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:48,
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where is that?
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:51,
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Leeuwarden, in the Netherlands
www.panoramio.com/photo/11345214
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badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:44,
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thanks
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:47,
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eeuurrghh
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:56,
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That's not a bridge
Its a car catapult!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:07,
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Ha!
That's just asking for a neat animation. Or some guerilla re-engineering
edit: because I'm a cross posting whore: b3ta.com/board/9112540
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:27,
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great idea
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:30,
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M. C. Escher
was born there, and it looks like his spirit lives on.
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godspants, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:53,
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How to Make an Axolotl Cake
Greatest cake EVER.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:13,
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The axolotl cake is a lie
and contains no axolotl.
I like the word axolotl, its cool and I want to be one.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:23,
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I got a prize in biology class
for correctly identifying one pickled in a jar when I was 12. Not sure whether I was odder for knowing or the school was for having it!
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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:(
poor little pickled dude
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:43,
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19 Bloody hand stock pics
I made this!

my hand wrapped in bandages and tomato puree :D download from deviantArt - just click the download link :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:12,
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not gory enough
needs real blood and wounds
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:17,
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yes well
i'm not going to cut myself in the name of free stock art :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:18,
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go on
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rob, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:30,
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okay then!
slashes!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:32,
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do you need an ambulance yet?
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:33,
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You were too slow
he's already gone, man, let it go.
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BlackCat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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Try somthing a bit more realistic in recreating your faux trama and leach the blood from the inside of the bandage. All on the outside looks like you ran into someone else who was bleeding after you were bandaged.
if your pressed for real blood there is a guy here somewhere with a jelly jar
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rootsxrocks, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 6:17,
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That
doesn't look like you have cut your arm. That looks like you can't eat Spaghetti like a normal person and maybe have a sprained wrist.
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Lex scripta, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:57,
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it probably doesnt look like i've cut my arm
because i havent!
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:09,
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So...
your goal was to look like a spastic with a sprained wrist after eating pasta? If so, well done my friend, goal achieved!
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Lex scripta, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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Have you all seen the "Obamamobile"?
Cadillac one A.K.A "Obamamobile".
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:02,
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"Bottles of the president's blood kept on board..."
How long does blood stay fresh?
Does he refill the bottles every week?
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:22,
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Ha.
I presume it means "blood type". As well you know, young scallywag!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:31,
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No.
First thing they do is grow a clone president.
Duh.
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bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:13,
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Crivers side window opens....
...so he can pay a toll
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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spagaroony, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:25,
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Petrol tank
Diesel engine.
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Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:50,
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all that bullet proof glass...
and no one noticed the whole side is missing?
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mutated monty, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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This is pretty old...
...but it doesn't seem to have been posted on /links, and it made me ROFL :)
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:32,
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Pound 4 buttons
was the one that got me. :)
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:39,
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I think this
would make a great compo...
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:45,
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Keep on keeping on with Maybe Myrtle Tyrtle
I made this!
Just got a fancy new computer and it has the Magic of Windows Movie Maker on it! Decided to cobble together the first movie clips I could find on the net (Frogs, not porn somehow) with music from Newcastle Based band Maybe Myrtle Tyrtle. Hope you enjoy!
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TheTouchy1 My doctor loves apples, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:02,
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nice music.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:11,
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Yeah, I enjoyed this.
Thank you.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:14,
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That was fun :)
I liked the frogs mating in time to the music, music was good too ^^
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:16,
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Cheers very much
Glad you like it!
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TheTouchy1 My doctor loves apples, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:20,
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As he is on his way out,
a last chance to remember some of his best speeches :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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I refuse to loose 8 more minutes of my life watching that douche
a minute was quite enough.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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^^^ THIS ^^^
Times forty-leven.
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ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:30,
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I still maintain that he is the greatest comedy
creation ever!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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it's ok, if you loose them then you can always tighten them up again later
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:00,
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Hopefully he'll end up as Tony Blairs boss.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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was this not the case?
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
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jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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We're all praying for an end to the Haddock wars...
I just can't see it happening.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:39,
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COD IV?
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:53,
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The pun!
ARRRRGGGH...My eyes!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:32,
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It's definitely the end of an error
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:58,
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The Curious Case of Forest Gump
video comparing the new forest gump with the old one...
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the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:23,
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haha
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WormuIus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:06,
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Burning Bush
I made this!
Bye bye and good riddance to the worst president in living memory. In honour of this momentus day, I torched my painting "Bushfinger #2".
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shardcore, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:20,
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so you're saying Mugabe was a better president?
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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:48,
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And not forgetting SlobberDown MyCockYerBitch
although I'm not sure if he called himself a President or whether he was quite happy with the dictator stigma
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Furness, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 18:48,
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french girls are hot
NSFW
Not as funny as the red balls on total wipeout, but you can crack one off instead of laughing.
Marked nsfw, but there's no nudity.
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trevorthecat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:12,
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Hahaha
I watched this while listening to 'Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini' by Rachmaninoff.
Made it strangely beautiful.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:18,
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oooh, nice choon.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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oh
we had this in sweden as well.
think the title would translate into "the captives on the fort" or something like that.
It was a sort of gameshow where celebrities tried to solve puzzles and challenges in different rooms of Fort Boyard outside the coast of france
here's another room of the fort:
se.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ-2qmB9FRs&feature=related
:)
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:26,
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That's not only French.
We have a version of it too, it's called Fort Boyard.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:27,
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I see what we did there
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ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:40,
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Presidential Pledge - Produced by Demi Moore, God/Obama bless her.
Take the Presidential Pledge, and be the Change you want. Together, yes, yes we can.
Pledge YOUR service to Obama.
"I pledge to be a servant to our president"
- Demi Moore 3:56
A more sober, less sycophantic and accurate view;
www.prisonplanet.com/celebrities-pledge-cult-like-service-to-obama-government.html
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:45,
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I notice a pattern emerging here....
1: Link to story or video of news worthy world event.
2: Link to prisonplanet with EXPOSE on how it is EVIL, EVIL I TELL THEE!!!!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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Just providing an opposing viewpoint.
I would read the prisonplanet article and ignore all the cult-like worship.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:51,
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I did read it...
I got as far as "and turn it against the American middle class in the form of Stasi-like informants spying on those that choose not to sacrifice their freedom.... and then I stopped.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:54,
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Oops.
Oh well, have funs.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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Will do
:D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:57,
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Yes
It's that sort of thing that put me off Alex Jones years ago, far too emotive.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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Emotive was not the word I was searching for..
The people who are pontificating this stuff are raggedy scraggedy mad beardy ranters, like those that you could have seen wailing and doomsaying at the crossroads in any past century.
The difference now is that they have a bloody big megaphone via the Internet...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:02,
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I was being too polite
I think he's a complete fucking loud mouth idiot.....
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:12,
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I don't know.
Maybe 'merkins need shallow, vacuous fools to tell them what to think, how else will they learn anything?
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:53,
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Your right man
I'm going to pledge my allegiance to you instead
*follows around with misty look in eyes*
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:54,
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YES!
Take my pledge, and cup my balls.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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Yes sir!!!
Let me warm my hands for you first, unless you want them cold?
Cold might be thrilling but cause a little ball-sack-shrinkage...
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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Coldl balls?
Well it makes a..CHANGE, LOLLOLOL.
Reet, ta ta.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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hahaha
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Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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Give him a chance for fuck's sake.
He's a politician so he's probably going to turn out to be some sort of dickhead, but at least they're trying to be optimistic. It's better than nothing.
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Cap'n, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:07,
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this looks like
a commercial for new-age communism
i still remember my country in its social-communist years, and the propaganda was quite similar.
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bucsie, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:07,
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Everyday I thank god for prison planet
for giving me another crackpot view to laugh at all day.
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Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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I would definitely do
cameron diaz
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trevorthecat, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:38,
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It never ceases to amaze me
how these conspiracy theorists and such can twist their minds so much to actually believe this stuff.
The most striking thing for me, is that these people generally seem to be rather intelligent, yet something has gone wrong in their minds somewhere that they believe everything is a conspiracy. Personally, I think that Obama, whether he is a success or not, should be praised for raising the morale of not only America, but the whole world to an extent.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:40,
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