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This is a link post Monster truck sledging

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I was really hoping for that truck driver to floor it there
Sending sprays of snow into that blokes face, and zooming off at 100mph.

Too slow though :(
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit slow!
he could walk faster than that!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post they've got it all wrong
you're supposed to take the roof off the truck, turn it upside down and sit on it down a hill!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a link post Further to the unicorn bashing from yesterday
proof that it's ok for grown women to collect My Little Ponies - and to dress as them.

Although I only do the former.....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's your halloween costume sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You're home a lot during the day
who the fuck are all these people on Countdown?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, but I don't sit around watching telly like you
So christ knows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not often I get the chance!
I'm going to go and do something useful now :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that song got me thinking of
this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post God damn.
No matter how many times it happens, I still never learn. I'm going to stop clicking on links soon.
 (Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post tech support guy wants his lunch
gc says no
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha thats fantastic!
Best thing I've seen on here in ages

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm prawn and egg mayo....

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post great
stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post wasnt it the
newsletter a couple of years ago?

still, its funny and i havet seen it since then so click
 (I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post ABBA Lego I made this!
Sometimes I just get the urge for ABBA
(cactiphile, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post :) I like this.
I used to have Lego castles. They were cool.

EDIT: What's with Youtube? I'm not sure about the new embedded thingy
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
The crappy text and stars make it look very cheap.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
I thought it looked cheap as well but couldn't really explain it, glad that I'm not the only one who thinks that. It puts me off watching most of them for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post bad font
bad outlining
too big
too bright

etc etc
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello You!
Long time no see :) Still producing quality lego based stuff. Good to see *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post UROUTofTIME - The video blog of a great guy who is now broke.
https://www.paypal.com
[email protected]

I'm a fan of this guy and just sent him some cash. That's it, obviously most have never heard of him, but there we go.

SPAMMY, SPAM, SPAM.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be bothered to sit through eight minutes.
Who is he, what's "UrOutOfTime" and why does this guy deserve my cash above any other person?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He might get some cash
for his PC
 (UTB, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
he takes ages to say absolutely nothing of interest, tell me why you have been out of work for a year, or dont say anything!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post The BBC buggers up again ....
This week has been busy for the Beeb - if they are not talking about the weather, then they or their employees are making the news.
Thatcher, Clarkson and now this ... :D

\outraged from Luton
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooffff The chaps on the left. His expression in the first few seonds is priceless
A sort of visual...."did that JUST happen?....oh fuck, there goes the neighbourhood, we are SO screwed."
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard about this on The Wright Stuff.
Classic :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack
Luton is pretty snowed in at the moment. I hear LBC have made a statement on local news and radio informing drivers to avoid Luton. Local residents have been saying that for years . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Double threadjack:
Does anyone know how to rip flvs from the BBC site? My Firefox plug in that works on most sites won't play ball.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Google is your friend
However the stupid firewall is blocking this link, the url looks promising though.

http://www.hidownload.com/download-streaming-solutions/download-bbc-news-video.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS!
You bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooops wrong link.
Try this one instead ;)

www.hidownload.com/download-streaming-solutions/download-bbc-news-video.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe try this one?
http://www.rip.tutorial.com/bbc_126571.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a new one
Yo Miss, are you talking to us now?! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said that?
I suppose I'll have to
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You love us really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose youo're ok :)
Im having a lovely day off- I got up at mid day, and I'm now sat on my sofa under a blanket with both cats, watching Masterchef. Its all good.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't argue with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I would give anything to have seen the pics from the camera after they went to the weather. Can just see the two of them with their heads in their hands rocking backwards and forwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post AC/DC Acoustic
Since it's Friday afternoon have some RAWK!

But for once it's acoustic and I don't think I've ever heard AC/DC play an acoustic song.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Breuer does it Better! :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdjRTOuo4Sc
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Stuff
Why does Angus appear to be the only one to have aged in the last 20 years?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck My Life!
Enjoy schadenfreude? Just wanna laugh at the hapless? Feeling like a numpty yourself? Then this is the place for you...
 (I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, there're are some Crackers there, even if they could be made up!
"Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. We've been together for three months.
Two years before we began dating I received a confirmed successful vasectomy that she doesn't know about yet."

:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure some are made up
But this made me crack up!

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
"Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me."

Got to be made up!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Nice link :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I do this at least once a week
I work in an open plan office.

www.fmylife.com/work/5873
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - some of these are great :)
Its a bit like that Grouphug website though.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent find.
I mailed it on to some mailgroups I'm in and all sorts of stories are coming out...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit.
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Toaster Hot Air Balloon - Science from the Sporran I made this!
The latest Science from the Sporran video - building a hot air balloon with a toaster and a bin bag...

In anticipation of explorative feats typically confined to the world of Jules Verne, Dr Otherford devises a dirigible that somewhat lacks a means of manoeuvrability. The esteemed Dr achieves this triumph through the utilisation of such extraordinary objects as a refuse receptacle sack, a segment of cardboard and a peculiar clock-regulated electrical bread heater.
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I was kind of hoping that the baloon would lift the toaster though.
 (WiggZ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely sir :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Eggs?
Gangsta fried eggs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ace!
I like this too :D

www.urbantrendhk.com/product_info.php?product_code=10-186&category_id=3
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see this on Masterchef
And a Cock and Balls one would be a must have peice of equipment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Beefs with swears anyone ?
www.urbantrendhk.com/product_info.php?product_code=10-125&category_id=3
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post A bunch of Scousers terrorise a Horny Manc on Facebook NSFW
Then get him to drive 10 hours to meet "Emma" who isn't there!
Stick with it beyond 1 minute, to get the recorded telephone message...
:-)

(Only NSFW due to 1 swear word and a photo of a pink dildo)

EDIT:
If you can't view it, try this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4LEpnu7VZI
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet
that all happened in slow motion for him. Poor bastard.

No wait.... I have no sympathy for the stupid git.

(The word 'git' pronounced in a scouse accent)
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all comedians, etc
You might want to put NSFW on that matey.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post More tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah just a load of scousers saying cunt, etc

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! gullible sod

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Fuck...
There's having a laugh and sheer cruelty.

I wouldn't be surprised if this bloke tops himself - and I'll be amazed if this vid lasts more than a few hours on YouTube.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!
*adds Stuart Slann as a friend on Facebook*
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep here's teh link
www.facebook.com/addfriend.php?id=1094120633
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post All seems a bit overly scummy to me.
There is obviously some history there too....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about a swimming pool and a broken ankle
All very mysterious

Without knowing the background story, I don't know if I should be highly amused, or deeply sorry for the lad.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post holy fuck.
hahahahahahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Not sure whether it's funny or outright cuntish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Chicken. NSFW
Chicken.

Very slightly NSFW for one "fucking".
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs less description. ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheap chicken.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They all go Cheep!
*Gets coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *Groans* ;)
Actually, I need to start doing my Chicken pie for the b3tards this evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm, chicken pie
Hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
Everything still go?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post just about to phone british rail
to find out. Should be good to go!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz me when you have :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more chicken

(Vic_Twenty No mess, no fuss, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Words lost all meaning.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Might want to label that as NSFW
As he says FUCK. just the once though.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, didn't notice amongst all the chickens
Will do :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post with all of those chickens
at least he didnt say cock!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Well He Can Fuck Off
.
Chicken is bloody expensive here in Oz. And has less taste.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They are ten a penny over here.
That's cooked with all the feathers removed too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the NSFW tag
and found myself waiting for the tits. Oh well, Jamie Oliver is near enough.

Chicken chicken chicken chicken.

Reminds me of "At the end of the day"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HUdzoKiPA
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Cassette Boy v's Jamie Oliver
Reminds me of this clip.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRLqLACXFC8

Incidentally when he says "GO ON MY SON!!!" that's my text message alert.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
loved this for ages.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Russell's Teapot I made this!
As suggested by b3ta user Thrill_My_Chinchilla, Here is a little extension to my 'Thirteen Planets' video I posted here last week.

Thirteen Planets:
www.b3ta.com/links/273542

Russell's Teapot on Wiki:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha This has a double meaning also
I thought the joke was about the Newell teapot, so common in 3D software...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3d_teapot
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe ;)
It had to be the Newell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf :)
Just watching the Thirteen Planets one now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post In response to the absolute fucktard LBC presenter post...
I think we all need another dose of Tim Minchin's 'Storm' - posted on here a few days ago but I think it's needed after listening to that ranting old hag.
"A pigeon hole appears and is immediately filled with pigeon." Beautiful.
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
"like a sniper using bollocks for ammunition"
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking ace
I've heard better versions, but it's a pretty good one *sneaky audiocapture*

Also check out "Angry (feet)"
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
I wee'd a little bit. Thanks!
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Awsome toilet !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_0 I can see children developing a pavlovian reaction to this...
For the rest of their life, every time they hear the song "If you're happy and you know it" They soil themselves on cue.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Think of the mayhem you could cause in rush hour.........
Ten years from now, on the tube.........with some speakers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post For the life of me
I can't work out what the gloved hand is for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post YTMND gif collections - Brian Peppers
not sure if GC, 5 mins of shits and giggles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Love the Take On Me one
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :)
Childish and purile. Love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post office lol
1:25 FTW!
 (UTB, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right it is terrible,
but why would anybody want to watch that, the music is fucking atrocious!
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Lobster I made this!


Lobster is the single most important factor in the rise of mankind and civilisation. Luckily and thanks to me there is now a film honouring Lobster. This is that.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ive never eaten lobster
am i missing out?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
It kind of depends on whether you like lobster or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like lobster.
yummy!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Only one way to settle this
Vote:
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post as its pointing to yes
then i shall save up and buy a lobster! yet again my life has changed thanks to b3ta. i would ive had crab, but i know i would get jokes about std crabs, not the side walking quizzlings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sleeping at the moment??
You are on fire at the moment...Where do you find the time to do all this stuff?

Woo as always
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT I'M ON FIRE OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Oh hang on, I am not currently on fire
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to mention tha Lobsters invented the Breville Sandwich Toaster too
Quality :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post you'd have thought their sandwiches would go soggy
down there in the depths of the sea. very impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why they toast them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha brilliant!
Why don't they teach us this stuff in school?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post because they are part of the conspiracy
open your eyes!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lobsters
stole
my
family.

I wholeheartedly endorce this message
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you should be proud
to have sacrificed your family to be eaten by LOBSTER
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post Jeni Barnett of LBC radio appears to be an idiot
Yes, it's a serious link, but you'll laugh with incredulity at her idiotic ramblings about the MMR vaccine.

This was originally posted at badscience.net but it got removed (probably to protect LBC radio). So here's the mp3 in all its wikileaks glory :D

For those of you who don't want to listen, have a picture of a puppy

mmm.... karma.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What? What?!
"Is there something wrong with having mumps? Most people aren't that one in 15"

Idiot woman
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The last few minutes are brilliant.
Here, have another puppy to lower your blood pressure.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 404 puppy does not exist
Aaaargh the stress!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oh noes!
Here, have some more puppies.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I only got as far as that quote

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post meh.
It doesn't improve much after that.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post (!)
Where do you fucking begin with someone like that.

I hope she faced a shitstorm for this.

And gets an incurable disease (which really hurts. For a while. Then gets better once she's learned her lesson.)
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post you begin
by poking her with sticks.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
If she'd said this on the BBC, the papers and rival channels would be all over it, she'd have reporters camped outside her house and MPs complaining in the house of commons.

I don't know about an incurable disease, but she should definitely get the sack - I'm all for freedom of speech, but stupid people should not be put in a position where they are able to preach FUD to the populace.
 (SausageOfDoom, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I occasionally listen
to LBC in the mornings, when James O'Brien is on, especially for his mystery hour, but she makes my blood boil even if I hear one word from her!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 'jeni' has a page about this very well informed debate:
www.jenibarnett.com/2009/02/mmr_and_me.php

of course, the only responsible thing to do is blame the christians & oliver reed
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Moron
I really cannot stand this woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I never used to have an opinion on her
but now i do :(
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That woman
is either incredibly naive, incredibly stupid, or I guess both.
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's 2009
but is that AD or BC?

People like her get my blood up.
 (badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *points to puppy links* ^

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm forced to listen to that station most the day at work
It's not just her that;s ignorant. All the other presenters are as well. I think they do it just to get a reaction and maybe have more than the same 2-3 people phoning them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my word this woman is totally clueless
"I want to know what measles does - whats in the vaccine...."
Shes blatently an idiot that is almost extrappolating on a bandwagon.
She keeps saying things like "I'm no expert but..." etc etc.
My favorite one was about how the bad studies are being hidden from them but that because they are hidden she doesnt know what they are.

ARRRGH the women that has phoned in is a homeopath!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ban All Vaccinations!
They don't do any good.

I was one of the last of the generation that had to endure the fear of The Crippler - Polio.

But God, in his infinite wisdom, reached down from Heaven and banished it. Polio is now incredibly rare and the vaccination program had nothing to do with it. No Sir!

And TB. Tuberculosis. No, it's not a disease of potatoes, it was once a disease that crippled and killed tens of thousands of Brits per year. And again, God reached down and banished it to filthy heathens who couldn't afford vaccinations.

Or Smallpox. Vaccinations against Smallpox didn't eradicate the disease. It was God.

I'm not mad...

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Then it must be god punishing us for a reason... www.thatsfuckingstupid.com/index.php/2009/02/just-a-quickie-update/

No. No, I will not get angry. I will balance the stress with the cute.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's God
Punishing you for wickedness and believing in *SCIENCE*

On a more serious note, when I was a kid, before vaccines for measles, mumps and chickenpox, we used to have disease parties. If one kid got it their parents would have a party where all of the neighborhood kids would turn up with the specific intention of catching the bloody thing and getting it over with.

If you think I'm kidding, Google it.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post saddly your right
they even did a south par episode about it
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
nice work with the mirroring of the offending mp3 as well.
 (Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
give it a couple of hours, there should be more sites hosting than the lawyers can cope with :D
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post TB ay.,
Interestingly TB is back with avengence.
An interesting studys done in London GP surgeries published a few years ago showed that when testing was compulsory for all lung complications TB positive tests increased by 20%.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet Jebus she is such a idiot ...

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Triple M?
Is that what she said? Mubella? (4:35)

My uncle got mumps and had to have one of his bollocks off. That's how the story went anyway.

What if you are that 1 in 15? You die. Oh, and you also DID contribute to the spread of the disease before you popped it.

God aren't some people fucking stupid?
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a disease that cows get
Moobella
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post MORE COWBELL!

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang
clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The Truth Is
That mumps, in kids, is a minor problem.

In male adults it can kill or make you infertile.

Same with German Measles (Rubella). For males, no matter what the age, not normally serious. For women of a child-bearing age it can make them infertile.

When I was a kid, only girls where vaccinated against Rubella and that was around the age of 12.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post and in the UK especially
there's the burden on the NHS. She doesn't quite understand that an outbreak of those diseases would essentially increase her taxes.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck The Taxes
I'm a big fan of the triple vaccine. Hell, I'm a big fan of vaccinations in general.

When someone is vaccinated against a specific strain of disease it means that, during an outbreak, there's less of a reservoir for the disease to infect or hide in.

Vaccination programs meant that some dude (it's late I'm I'm pissed) from the WHO was able to announce that humanity had done a first. We'd deliberately and systematically hunted down and destroyed a species of life. He said something like:

"As a Doctor, I'm elated, as a Philosopher, I'm appalled"

The disease? - Smallpox.....


Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and that sir, is herd immunity
In a group where, say, 95% of the people are immune, the chances of the unvaccinated 5% contracting the disease (or passing it on to each other) are so low that the disease just dies out.

Where there's only 62% coverage (like in London, where Jeni broadcasts her twaddle) then there's a good chance that the remaining 38% are going to pass the virus among themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I made myself listen to it all in order to really make sure that she is as completely negligent and ignorant as she seems,

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You Shouldn't Have Bothered
She is.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post it was worth it for the woman at like 40 mins in who rings in and basically tells her how ignorant shes being
I've complained to Ofcom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you poor git

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I only got about 2/3 of the way through.
What utter drivel. What a complete moron. What a shocking inability to grasp even the most basic of scientific concepts. It's an insult to the public that this woman is even let on the radio. I feel sorry for her children. Let's hope they don't find out the hard way that some people are 'that 1 in 15'.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post All presenters on LBC are idiots.
/Forced to listen to it at work blog
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Can some one who knows their way round the way from the interwebs
Start up a petition to get her removed from radio. Any fucktard who is part of the MMR hoax should be taken out side and beaten with a stick...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Obama Swears at Brown and Blair NSFW I made this!
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Nicely done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post noooo
ooooooooo
 (my name is really Janet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)

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