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This is a link post The Milk - Gargoyle's hatch (Dragons Den parody)
From the same guys that did the Eastenders parody, a new great dub.
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!

(iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post genius!

(KnackerDwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha nice

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell.
That's rubbish but i keep laffing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post terrific - i love their stuff
ooh hot off the presses too
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
*Clicks Hard*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post love this

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a link post Finger Drive
I think this is quite cool, I wonder how much you could store on a leg.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Youth Gynaecologist Commercial NSFW
Wow...just, wow. Incredible. Really. The latest sketch from the very funny guys over at Magichugs.
Just a bit NSFW...
Youth Gynaecologist Commercial - watch more funny videos
 (misterbigalow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You sure this meat has been cooked properly?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it tastes a bit like spam.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No, don't worry
Its a comedy sketch from the guys at Magichugs.com, they posted it on Youtube but it was removed...you'll see why if you watch. Wonder if it'll stay on Funny Or Die
 (misterbigalow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I can perhaps see why it was removed
but I found it funny enough
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies
I looked at the "- watch more funny videos" thing, added that to your post number, and an alarm bell went off somewhere up there.

Nice linkage by the way.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post goes too far for me
i dont really like pedo jokes, the dude on family guy too.

spose its cos of all those bath times my uncle gave me.
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that was off scale on the dodgy'o'meter
my screen almost melted
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the blood part
Just...so...wrong
 (misterbigalow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah
That guy can't have much of a social life surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post yeesh
it wasn't really too far, just not funny enough to go that far with.

Plus it felt very much like a less funny 'Brule's Rules'
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post 14-year old hula hooping prodigy
A bit of an odd one this. Yes, it's impressive and yes, the lad must have abs of steel, but is this not the bentest talent you've ever seen?
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post well
at least he won't have any problem gyrating his hips when needs must.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Banned Jap Commercial
Total headfuck.
(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post seems fairly mundane to me


(*click*)
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post Aw, shove off with yer hard sell tactics.
Conniving eBayer tries every trick in the book to shift this job lot of mediocre games. Well I for one am NOT falling for it.

Gah! *buys*
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
so tempting, how could you resist an offer like that?!
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHa!
Fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
he should write game reviews
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sonic 1 wasn't shit. What a pillock.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still playing it
on my megadrive :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Because it's ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, chuffin' ace

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell of ace
I've got that Sonic games pack for PS2 where you can actually save them instead of losing your game every time you turn the mega drive off, which makes it a million times better.
 (Cap'n, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Too easy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post *bids*

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post some good games there but lmao :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post no bids
now there's a shock
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
I myself fucking loved Taz Mania :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I did too
and it was one of the only games I remember completing on my Mega Drive (apart from the Sonics). I also had EA Hockey, that was OK.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post quote
"Some come with manuals some dont has i used them has for paper basketball"
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Holy shit, Mickey Mouse is a Nonce!

(__, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite possibly
the most depressing 3 mins of my life, watching that. Cheers!
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Just your average Twitter/Facebook/Myspace
b3ta user
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post wow...
poor mickey shouldn't be doing stuff like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
this is just awful
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post his voice
reminds me of bubbles from trailer park boys
 (elgriff gonna whittle you into kindlin', Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post Bj champion scaffolding, no joke.
cg? i sincerly hope not.
It looks like these fellas are building the waitrose next door.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post they can scale my erection anytime!
As long as they don't brick up my chimney...
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to put a NSFW on that
That's eFFing Filthy!!


*(I wish Mrs. Darklord was that Filthy, etc, etc)*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post they're from basingstoke
i see their vans on the M3 all the time. i have often wondered what went on inside. it's probably far worse than i imagine.
 (Random Man, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:57, Reply)
This is a link post Rapping Flight Attendant
Ronseal
(Dang, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is rather good.
Also notice that the white guys can keep clapping to the beat in time. o_0
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post uhhh
Stereotype?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as RAPING flight attendant.
Got myself all worked up for it, only to be confronted with lols.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post me too.
dammit! *pulls pants back up*
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish i could click this

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Large Hadron rap
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

was linked on the same page...
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good
and fair play to him for wanting to liven his day up a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good
Whenever I've done some internal flights in the US, I've found them all very witty.
Making jokes about throwing you out the plane, and stuff, so I can only assume it's encouraged.
This guy Wins.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha..
I had a similarly madcap flight attendent on Frontier when flying to Vegas.

Funny stuff.
 (BeardyMat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Guy at 1:31 knows all the words

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post Fat
Bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!
Look at that fat cunt!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post THat ^
Looks just like Mrs. Darklord's Front-Bottom
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *watches again*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The smell's not too close though

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

Also - see below for commemorative plate as requested.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A hedgehog Mr Creosote
When he explodes it'll be like a nail bomb going off.
 (Necroflange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
big spiky lump
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the lazy chav cunt has a whopping 6-inch plasma TV too

(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats why the slugs
are fucking my plants ... Jeff's been stolen from my garden !
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post Crank Call - Irish Kid Phones Up Demolition Company
More Paddy's Day Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post you're kidding?
this was like a huge thing last year!

i mean its great and all, and perfect for paddys day, but still.. its like posting goatse and saying "LOLZ LOOK AT HIS MAGIC POCKET"


dont hate me, long day at work.. in fact long 5 days ive just worked
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Last year?
This thing's been going round for longer than that. The girl on the phone has probably got her Phd by now.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Who is Tim Mungovan?
:)
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the inbred ones!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww, poor things, where can we send them money?
Mr Chawner said: "‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I do that, but I turn the fucking thing off
And go out and get some exercise, after patronising B3ta, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the Daily Mail is satirising itself.
I wonder if there's a box on the forms at the job centre saying 'Too Fat'? Or could it be all made up bullshit by a the smug wankers at the daily mail intent on throwing their readership a bone of self-rightous fury to gnash their teeth over?
 (Necroflange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
"Asked why they don’t simply go on a diet, the jobless Chawner family insist: ‘We don’t have the time."

 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post without wishing to turn into a Daily Heil type
"They haven’t worked in 11 years, claiming their weight is due to a hereditary condition.
Instead, the family spend their days in front of a television borrowed from a friend. "

does this suggest Mr and Mrs Tellytubby are related? Or is this just an unfortunate genetic coincidence?


I hate myself for even taking an interest in this article.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate myself for it as well.

The one with the black waistcoat/body warmer looks like they've eaten a small baby, followed by several others, getting exponentially larger each time.

People like this should be shot...
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to stand back a bit if you did
Getting that fat off your rifle would be a pain.

[exorcises spirit of Daily Fascist]
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ZERO PEARS
ZERO PEARS!!! ZERO PEARS!!!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrrghhh
"We haven't got time to lose weight"

Because you're too busy eating!

ARRRRRRRRGHHHH!
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post How much?
'Yet of their £22,508 a year in tax-free benefits - equivalent to a £30,000 salary - Mr Chawner said: ‘What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.’

I get £20,000 as a teacher.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure heart disease will take its toll soon
but not soon enough, more's the pity.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Obesity would be a much better disease if it killed people before they spawned the next generation.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post List of dog breeds - on Wikipee
including The Cockapoo, The Dunker and The Pudelpointer.

Also, list of "Dogs":
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dogs
and list of fictional dogs:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_dogs

This kept me going for ages. Ruff.
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post Cunterclaim
I just bought a nasty little 2G mp3 player. This was in the front of the manual.

 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Call them Hot Line
Tell they mistakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha I would love it if you (as suggested) call the hot line and the person on the other end
speaks with a cutglass rp english accent but EXACTLY in the same fashion as the instructions :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You can smell the quality.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Made in the UK then...
Romford or thereabouts unless I miss my guess...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post cunterclaim?
haha
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Michelle Obama gets a comic book
The teeth. The Teeth!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone told the mail she`s black?
obviously not
 (tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post 8 Second Hitler Gag I made this!


I made a Hitler gag that only takes 8 seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post In celebration. I will write an 8 second reply.
This was fant-
 (__, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i read your reply really quickly
ruining the timing
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
Voo unt Yay.

(plus I had my speakers turned up really loud so the ***spoiler** nearly blew my hair off)
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yays!
you see! it IS a good weapon
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!"

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that's his hobby isn;t it
scourge of the zoos
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post well, he did have the Blitzkrieg using his panda regiment.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post not so much a blitzkrieg
as a shitzkrieg
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post he dont care what ya call it
as long as its krieg time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 seconds of love,
8 seconds of der fuhrer
9 seconds of ...?

10 seconds of PROFIT
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 9 seconds of
meat?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Also 9½ seconds of eggs.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a new meme ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nein habe ich die Pointe ja verpasst

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Nasty Hitler.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post he was such a shit
really
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post But a style-icon of dictattor mustaches
even Mugabe's got a lil 'tasche
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah you can;t be a proper dictator
without a tache, that much is true
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler was wrong though
that is a fucking great secret weapon. Churchill would have had no chance against the almighty baby panda sneeze.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post She's not even dead yet
This is a Richard Desmond rag, after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I might buy this
and wipe my arse with it
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
And people say I'm heartless how I regard her. It's almost like there's an entire economy founded on her kicking the oxygen habit.

/rant
 (FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
"This is a Richard Desmond rag, after all."
Says it all...
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she makes a micaculous recovery.
That'd shit them right up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, have you noticed it says
"final words"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post and "in loving memory"

(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps she's contractually disallowed
to speak until she does die.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least something good has come out of it then.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Rant Time
All she's done is use her cancer as another excuse to grab the medias attention.

If she had made any effort to promote any cancer charities or even encourage people to look for lumps then I would feel sorry for her. Right now I just feel disgust and pity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post One good thing about her is
she put me off kebabs
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post She has.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Just ignore it
like all the other shit in the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I try but
Whenever I look at news sites: She's there!
Whenever I look at b3ta: She's there!

It's soo annoying
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Corrects...
All she's done is to be used by her "friend" Max Clifford, to rape every bit of dignity she has, to fill his pockets.
Oh and as a side effect she gets some money too!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Will they do commemorative china plates too?

(Probably, and I expect they'll make them in time for her to eat her final meal from one)
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course they have
Think of the photo opportunity
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs 'shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This


is the best I could come up with at work.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Should have been Lt Ilia, though.

allyourtrekarebelongto.us/ltilia.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
Totally!

Although, I am not a geek and was unaware of her existance until now. The beauty of this one was that it was ready made!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And now with added compo suggestion
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post389095
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I doubt it will get chosen, but that would be a wonder to behold :D

*Clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've worded it as well as any of them would.
Perhaps if they're having a lazy week, they can just copy and paste?

Worth a try, athough when the tabloids pick up on it, I'm gonna close my account and pretend it wasn't me who suggested it!

*fears*
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it does :)
It'll be satire on the media whorage rather than a personal attack.

Well, you hope it would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely next months back page for Viz?

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed the vile little rag at the supermarket a couple of hours ago
and thought I must've got lucky and missed the all-important news. OK must have someone on the inside who has told them she's a goner some time this week.

It's all a bit pathetic really.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I might win an ipod if she dies tomorrow.
In terrible taste I agree, but I'd like an ipod all the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I had April 4th
Not gonna happen is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post what, one of the new shuffles?
boingboing says there's DRM on the headphones
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really
More it's just a method of preventing third-party headphone makers from selling new ipod shuffle control headphones - as standard headphones won't work

Therefore locking you in with Apple products

edit: looking into it more and what they're doing is still called DRM - something new i've learnt today. I always thought DRM was just locking a particular track to a particular player / preventing CD's from being ripped
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not nice though
bit of a cheap trick
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *buys swift cover car insurance*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work on the issue number by them!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe we're are even wasting interweb space on her like this

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Issue 666
How opportune.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "as the BRAVE star clings to life"
how on fucking earth is she brave?

Last time I checked, brave wasn't going on tv balling your eyes out saying you don't want to die. Unless I'm missing something here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post She bravely ignored her unusual test results

(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Unusual?
Cancer = True ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post Brothers - Short Film I made this!
Made this a while back but never posted it here. Hope it pleaseth...
(humanthing, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't just dip your toe
Come and join us for a swim.

The water's warm
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
I aspire to work like this. Keep it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that's really quite something
i applaud you, this deserves more exposure.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for kind words

(humanthing, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post St Patrick's a queef NSFW
'tis my holiday (NSFW for swearyness)
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the "Washington" bloke isn't it
I likes it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Brad Neely again.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:19, Reply)

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