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This is a link post freestyle rap battle - NSFW
in Dooblin yer focking poikey cahnts

NSFW if you are Irish
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Down with this sort of thing.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post MC NED

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post morning!!!!
remember how saturdays used to start?
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post morning.
That just brought the missus in from the next room singing along and doing a little dance! Click....
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred something more sophisticated....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsjzcC4Jdw
 (fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post dammit you ninja
included in links below

i LOVED raccoons. the movie always made me cry treehugger that i am
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What animal
were Sneer et.al?
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post been on a mission as its payday and bacon and whiskey coffees are giving me fuel :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfif5DiGMYc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoO5H_UKCrw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXsjzcC4Jdw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e5q6ubDlZE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDpcfIk86xs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJlDsfXf5U
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCItnKrXvMM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFV8Mx5XZw

i apologise but i am very giddy and the above arnt the usual themes i hope. and if someone was to remix battle of the planets they would be doing A GOOD THING
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Moschops ftw :D
Do you remember Wattoo Wattoo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfIE_hzapGk it used to be on ITV
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i used to like sport billy
but it looked a lot crapper than i remembered it there
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i used to love chip n dale
amazing after 20 or so year of not seeing or thinking about it, seeing it again.
quite a moving experience actually
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A Battle of the planets theme remix you say?
I might just give it a go, it's a 70's childhood anthem! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You young 'uns never had the delight of Tiswas then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOwokGfD4zQ
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i wasnt allowed to watch tiswas
considered bad form and all that
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Did
you have to watch Posh Paws instead?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It was either Tiswas or Swap Shop...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
And I couldn't stand Noel 'Tidy-beard' - still cant.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post the horror!
no, it was BBC. a nice proper tv program. Which is why i am a gentleman now and everyone else are big drunken hippy types... wait a second!
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i do have eyesorejumperaphobia* though
*not good at latin
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
I was just about to post the same link!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiswas was great

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post For me they started like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvI4p6ncqk
 (I helped save b3ta! hyperspacial puggling, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post The vuvuzela song
Ronseal. A song about those vulva horn things that all the annoying footy fans are using.

n.b. I also know the woman in the video and am surprised she actually smeemed to be smiling
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
This is a link post Yanomamo
BURN THEM TREES - Feat. Sting

For those of you that went to primary school in the UK in the 80s/ early 90s, this should be familure. It seems to have been banded around a few schools. Basically it was a musical about the Yanomamo people in the Brasilain rainforest. Some amazing songs (if by amazing you mean 'monkey retarded').

I had almost forgotten about this peice of my childhood (not that im in the video, plus we never got sting either) so i thought this might jog some other memories.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO4Yftc1bMY
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post SHIT JUST GOT REAL I made this!
For gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
YES YES YES YES YES
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post TOBACCO - Super Gum
An entirely fantastic music video. The song is ok I guess but it doesn't really go anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that screen shot looks like he;s doing sometihng naughty with the alien
and the alien isn;t enjoying it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He loves it!
He just doesn't know it yet.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post For anyone coming back to this link;
it actually is exactly what it looks like.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I don't want to click play now for fear that it won't be a man raping an alien

edit: I clicked play, and I lold
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Poor ET- looks like Elliott grew up into a sexpest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
INCREDIBLY NSFW www.efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah Tobacco.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)
This is a link post Fabio Capello Going Nuts
Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha he's fucking insane!
very different to Sven
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor, poor Stuart Pearce

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
he looked like he was about to cry
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what watching England play
does to anyone to be honest
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
it's like stuart pearce and ray clemence are used to it. they'll be black and blue after the germany game.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
he looks very much like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--LzVSDaXM
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he's fucking great.
i love capello
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This
He's got a lot to learn about international football but I'm happy for him to learn it with us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 3:03, Reply)
This is a link post The Smiths - I Haven't Got Any Legs
Ever wanted to see Morrissey crippled for life? Well, today's your lucky day; after 20 years of obscurity, this little known Smiths bootleg finally surfaces.

While I can't claim to have made this, I do cameo as the doctor in it.
(I helped save b3ta! trynottobreathe is pissing in the sink, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
Click click click. That's Ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I was happy in the womb
then I came out the womb
and heaven knows, i'm miserable now
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It hits the mark very well.
add in an intro from the Tube and I wouldn't know the difference
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
spot on!
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to be in my head all day now.
Very nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant!
The voice and the dancing are perfect
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - Brilliant :D
*click*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous
very funny :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post Gripping video of someone playing "The Biz", written in Sinclair Basic by Chris Sievey, aka Frank Sidebottom RIP.
I played this once. It was on a tape with a magazine. It's not the worst pop group management sim written for the Spectrum. There was at least one other.

Emulators etc are easily downloadable. So you can play this if you actually want to.

(btw, the very best of this kind of game from the era is Don Priestly's "Dictator". Still highly playable today.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 5:15, Reply)
This is a link post seen as its quiet
have a beatboxing bird. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The last
10 secs was the best! How blue is that bird? Its glowing??
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 3:03, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently it's my B3ta Birthday today.
So err. Happy B3taday to me. It's been a tremendous year, it really has.

Please find attached a small clip as a token of my gratitude - it says everything I feel AND MORE.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy b3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 26 Jun 2010, 5:13, Reply)
This is a link post Metal masterpiece
Drummer from a band i like makes his own music also, bass,drums,guitar etc. Some people have to be so bloody talented.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa!
He's a bit good!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A one man King Crimson!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really, really impressive.
*likes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post The secret of Baba O'Riley
I can't hear the beginning of Baba O'Riley without getting excited. For years I have tried to figure out some kind what notes were being played, and tried to find some way of translating it to another instrument.

It turns out that the intro may not have been a carefully and cleverly programmed synthesizer with billions of notes, but an ordinary electric organ set to "Marimba Repeat".

Amazing.
(TommyShanks, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good God...
Always thought it sounded vaguely familiar...

Top work!
 (ArfurDaley Must try harder., Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Do
I get extra music geek points for noting that it was inspired by A Rainbow In Curved Air by Terry Riley, hence the second half of the title?
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sat 26 Jun 2010, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pah.
The Who. Why would anyone care.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Following from the Welsh football promo below..
here is a run of adverts shown on S4C wales during the 2008 6 nations rugby tournament. Wales went on to win the tournament after 5 unbeaten games, thus winning the 'grand slam'. The following adverts started before the first match then continued in the same vein as the weeks went on and wales kept winning. It was pretty well done I thought!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc_OQfag_rk
www.youtube.com/user/JMCreativeLtd#p/u/2/Ck31YzGJNzE
www.youtube.com/user/JMCreativeLtd#p/u/1/TJ8yYGccVag
www.youtube.com/user/JMCreativeLtd#p/u/0/vWjXIRxdCGM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Nu-Chmrjs
 (cheesefan parp, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember there,
but didn't know they were in any kind of order.
Thanks for the links. Brings back good memories.
 (I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Latin Grammar

(Peter_G, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:16, Reply)
This is a link post 50 free prints at asda
enjoy :)
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post DAMMIT
First time I read this I swear it said 50 free pints...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post of dog's milk :(

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post same as.
Then I read your reply and thought 'but wait, it does say pints, what's he on about?'
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post did that say pints before?
or has my brain broken
 (I helped save b3ta! Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Curfew
New 'edugame' coming end of July. Looks very interesting
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post her voice reminds me of Emily Booth's
on Bits.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrCqLkDT-Gc
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The house of the website
looks like the YMCA in Brighton...actually I think thats called Steine Hous too...
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A curfew in Brighton?
it'll be just like Eastbourne :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Eastbourne God's Waiting Room
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's awfully pessimistic, given that the recession is already technically over, even if the after-effects are not.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
This is a link post Music by 5 objects.
Musical improvisation from a garlic squeezer, hairclipper, slide-show
binoculars, rubber glove & clipboard joiner.

*NOT recommended for epileptics*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ I like this

(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post Mr. Creosote (Monty Python)
"No! Fuck Off, I'm full!"
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
but its only waffer thin.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
"It's waafer thin!??"
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that sounds more french
than the comment above
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't skimp on the pate....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post urgggh
is the way he scraps the puke off his mouth with the mint! you can almost smell that scene
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 8:22, Reply)

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