100 greatest movie insults of all time
NSFW
Oh my, there are some blinders.
NSFW. Ain't that a surprise.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:33,
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it needs a follow up video
of what the tv version re-dubs were :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:00,
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Someone should
do that. I don't think F-star-star Cunt would count as successful.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:11,
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dumb right!
you muddy funster!
Harry Enfleid's Badfellas sketch on this topic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRTUNh1vPo
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:17,
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That's brilliant!
"I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a man a person in the arse and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach around."
Fucking class!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:02,
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WARNING: Keep this well away from water!!
The negative homeopathic energies will distort the pretty crystals!!
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hey buddy enough of the cuss words
the retort to that one made me lol
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:17,
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Wait for the whole video to load, then click randomly on the seeker bar
Cake-sucking, moth-fudging, Barry Manilow reach-around.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Still love "I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain"
Wore my tape of Trading Places out re-watching that again and again.
Have a click.
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milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:26,
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This is great!
Flatly my dear I don't Riverdance
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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:-D
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberrys"
ROFL
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a definite lack of..
"monty, you terrible cunt!"
but other than that highly enjoyable
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I think the exorcist one was badly chosen
could have been "your mother sucks ****s in hell"
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:02,
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I actually use thundercunt all the time now because of that Blade3
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Jul 2010, 22:19,
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Beautiful.
We need a full telly version as well. With more Malcolm Tucker. And Gene Hunt. "You great, soft, sissy, girly, nancy, French, bender, Man United-supporting poof!"
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)
The movies
0’00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange
1’05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood
2’05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison
3’00 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito’s Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles
4’00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit
5’00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets
4’00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit
5’00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets
6’00 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places
7’00 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly
8’00 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science
9’00 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind
(, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Why don't you go down town
and have a rat gnaw that thing offa ya face?
Legendary.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Not the rudest...
... but the Ghostbusters one is one of my favourites, purely for Bill Murray's deadpan delivery of the punchline.
Classic stuff. Well played
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 14:42,
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Another Darryl Cunningham Comic
Regarding homeopathy this time, every bit as good as the previous one on Dr. Andrew Wakefield.
Which is here.
The man from GC he say "non".
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:32, Reply)
The comments make for interesting reading.
Although the smug, self-defeating, hypocritical ramblings of "Phoenix" made my blood boil.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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Bagpipe Soul!
Man plays funky bagpipes whilst surrounded by various dancers, including Santa and a man wearing a sheep's mask.
This is what the inside of my head sounds like.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Crikey
Bagpipes were certainly not designed for funk it would seem.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Wow!
That just really doesn't work does it?
At least he's proved it doesn't, so now nobody has to worry about trying it ever again.
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:32,
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Fisheye View of the Milky Way
Rather lully .. made up of 8 photographs :-)
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:17, Reply)
That just made me have a flashback...
...to being in a park in Nottingham. I choose the word "flashback" carefully :)
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Did you have big hands
And no sense of time?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:06,
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If I remember correctly, it was more a peeling back of the brain's reality filters, and a highly specialised sense of time which would oscillate between acute and protracted, depending on the thought or object being contemplated.
...like woah maaan ;)
(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:04, Reply)
What's the most you've spent while drunk?
I've had some stuff turn up from Amazon that I have no recollection of ordering, but it could have been worse...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:54,
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"The FSA will consider re-approving him as a broker after the ban, if he has recovered from his alcohol problem"
'Mr Perkins was banned from trading for five years and hit with a £72,000 fine, reduced from £150,000 because of potential financial hardship.'
Only potential hardship is enough to halve the fine. In other words they're making a bet on the hardship futures market. If he's allowed to go back to trading millions of pounds in 5 years how much potential is there?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:45,
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Nothing close to that
Only about £800ish on a flight to Tokyo
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 1:10,
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Girl has the most amazing tongue.
GC says no, but surely this has been shared before...
Anyway, worth a look if you havent seen it.
Part 2 here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoydDS9vabw
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:43,
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Why do i have to have a dirty mind...
i blame this place
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:13,
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I can make two things with my tongue
The Bullet and the Spoon.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:40,
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I've still got one.
And I watched it over an hour ago.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 1:02,
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Shit!
Looks like jabba the hutt trying to escape her mouth! shudders
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 5:26,
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MMMmmmmm Carpet feels Goooooooood
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:41,
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Yeah !!!
Everyone likes a nice bit of shagpile.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:46,
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I bought a ukelele today on something of a whim (for festivals and the like)
Anyway, I stumbled across this ukulele page and the name made me smile. Thought that people here may enjoy it for the same reasons.
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you should
get this book its what i learn't from however the cover is rather scary
worldofmusic.co.nz/web/images/uken%20play%20ukulele%20Mike%20JacksonPSS%20.jpg
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:22,
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when I go cleaaanin windaaaasss
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:27,
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what make/model did you get?
edit: baby blue makala?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:28,
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he got the
silver strung electric model with built in 50k amplifier and rear sub woofer
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:32,
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Baby blue vintage actually.
It's pretty awful to be honest, are ukuleles supposed to go out of tune about halfway through a song?
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Yes, when the strings are new.
You just need to keep playing it - it'll go out of tune more slowly once the strings are stretched a bit.
Oh, and buying good quality strings is a good idea. They aren't expensive, about £6 a set.
(Thus speaks the man with a £10 ukulele with £6 strings that he lost interest in after a week)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 2:11,
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I'm already finding it a bit better now actually.
I guess I've been spoilt by guitars and those metal strings they put on 'em. And I suspect the tuning pegs on a £200 guitar are probably a little better than those of a £20 ukulele.
(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 19:41, Reply)
"We here at public radio couldn't be more pleased with ourselves."
hahaha
you gotta love 'em
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:17, Reply)
haha. yeah.
that made proper-lol too :)
[Edit: My The Onion news sketch personal favourite this is. ]
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:45, Reply)
European Court rejects Home Office appeal, Section 44 found illegal
Fucking lovely news for all the photographers out there.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Hurrah!
Very good news indeed. Not sure if it will change officer's responses, but this is great
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Excellent news!
:D
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:29,
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Forgive a numpty,
but I've read the article and I can't figure out how this helps me.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:05,
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Section 44
Is the main power they've been using to stop and search photographers.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:09,
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So Wheresthefish may well still be right to wonder how this helps him.
I know I don't care much either way; not being a photographer and all.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:55, Reply)
If i remember rightly
It grants stop and search orders in any area where a particular order is in effect (damned if I can remember the name). So it should be simple, inside these areas, the police are entitled to search, outside, they are not. Unfortunately the public is not allowed to know where these orders are in effect, so it just gives blanket stop and search permission in practice (or something that looks very like it and can never be proven differently, since a successful appeal would show where the orders were in effect)
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:08,
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here's some of the back story for those that would like to see
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2009/dec/11/photographs-police-anti-terrorism-laws , I'm not posting this to annoy people so don't be calling me names
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Airport Body Scanners Could Give You Cancer!
WARNING - Daily Fail link. The comments are, as to be expected, priceless.
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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:47,
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Foot x-ray machines for kids
At least that's what one commentator says we had in shoe shops four decades ago (to use their phrase). Now that does sound fun.
Ignoring the woo-ism and just to take the pure security angle though, all the while the commercial imperative has somehow bent the rules so that you can buy flammables in duty free to take on a plane with you it all does seem a bit cursory. It's what I think is otherwise known as panopticism...comfort or fear in the thought of being permanently watched and monitored (see CCTV for further reference).
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:08, Reply)
How to be a journalist....
1. See new thing.
2. Ring up expert and ask if new thing could be dangerous.
3. Listen to expert talk for 5 minutes about facts and things.
4. Say "So it COULD be dangerous?"
5. Hear expert say "It most likely won't be dangerous."
6. Say "Ah, but it COULD be dangerous!"
7. Hear expert say "There's always a tiny chance that that could be the case, but there's no evidence that...."
8. Hang up phone, write story saying "NEW THING COULD BE DANGEROUS!"
9. Profit!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:13,
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That's one way of doing it. It's unethical.
A good reporter won't do that. Or at least, won't stay at a paper that demands such shit.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 2:19,
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If he mail is to be believed
Everything either causes cancer or cures it.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:56, Reply)
and often both.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 23:21,
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Indeed
it's been indexed :)
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:24,
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well the good news is
most daily mail readers seem to have vowed to not leave their country
(, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
WE HATCH ANY EGG DOT COM
Couple of friends did this at the weekend: www.wehatchanyegg.com :D
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:50,
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sorry but that's more irritating than the advert
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:20,
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I agree with the chap above.
Makes me wish I still had the old Elephant Gun...
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:24, Reply)
So this is what they use the
teletubbies outdoor set for now
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:02,
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What about dog eggs?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:32,
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What are the lyrics?
I can't make all of them out.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:38,
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Anally Retentive Art.
Erm...Well it's a thumbnail for some Expo of Architectural stuff. But err...that's a rather profound thumbnail on the right. Err...Am I the only one who sees something dirty?
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:41, Reply)
Yas
Yeah the link just goes straight to the Entertainment section of the current BBC News page. Apart from the obvious fact that it's grey; that small Thumbnail on the right just above the picture of the old woman, has a most...bend over...look to it.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:50, Reply)
the "old woman"
is the new look wonder woman lolz. so prolly pretty old by now i guess.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:05,
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Good song
but I wouldn't describe the video as 'awesome'
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 22:17,
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Batman's Revelation
I made this!
Was watching a DVD of Batman: The Animated Series and thought this quote was quite epic.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)
I Cry (Night After Night) - The Egyptian Lover
I made this!
fan music video/short film i just completed. Waste of a week or best thing i have ever made.
Who cares? With a friend who owns a tache as crap as this and a song as good as the 80's gets,
it would have been rude not to.
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:12,
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CRAZY!
Thats normal around these parts...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:19,
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Oddly
I find myself chair-dancing here at work now.
I blame demons.
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rizzz is ponderous., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:24,
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It's so sexy when her hat falls off.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:30,
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A step away from Flashdance
*cue water falling*
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rizzz is ponderous., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:38,
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What does alcohol
look like under the microscope
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:08,
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No,
but now I am glad that I clicked...
AMERICAN AMBER ALE FTW!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:09,
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simply amazing!
but where are the pink elephants?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:55,
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that's some right pretty crystals right there...
...sure are... :)
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Plasticine porn - (NSFW)
NSFW
Poetic narrative about a lump of plasticine with chronic sex addiction.
NSFW for overall theme & single "F" bomb.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)
Have I mentioned that I like your new name?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:08,
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Ah yes.......
Hi RBF, forgot to gaz a response (sorry). Hope yer doin' well.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)
I have to agree with RBF
Your new name is just smashing
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Hellzapoppin, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:45,
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More "Leoncie" than you can shake a fist at
"SEX CRAZY COP"
(amazing Lyrics)
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Darklord, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:14,
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I like "love in a pub"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJpfwvIez8&feature=related
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:16,
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filmed in Leigh On Sea, southend?!?!
Fuck me, now it all makes sense.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:50,
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i wish there was still a video for this one
www.last.fm/music/ICYSPICYLEONCIE/Radio+Rapist
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:37,
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I'm normally a sucker for red-heads,
but I think I might pass on that one...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:01,
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That's
Bloody brilliant!! hahaha!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:51,
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