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This is a link post Canada! Kids as monkeys! Bike safety! 1960s!
That is all *lights cheese fuse, runs*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I am less worried about accidents now
knowing that they make such wonderful noises. As long as my eyes don't pop out my head when it happens, but I'm not a monkey either, so I'll be fine.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I *knew* I had seen this somewhere before
And then I saw this in related videos:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEmaj9C6ko

:)
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post Raoul Moat... I made this!
so , i used some goodness made by b3tans and added music ....fuck knows why i chose that particular song though
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love the music track, it's a classic, but I would have used a track like This
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha i think your right
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That is brimming with hummus!
The camera work and editing is brilliant!

ED: and woo to the Moat compilation, I'd missed about half of those.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut
no bunny!? b3ta.com/board/10119600
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
fuck , i went through days of messages and didnt see that

im sure bunny will be back in the future ,somewhere ,somehow ,we'll meet again
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
nice one

that moat gnops is fucking freaky as.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ace.
And done less than 24 hours after the guy died.
B3ta is so going to Hull.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post K-Lyd - Cellular Peptide I made this!
Sorry for 2 links in a row, was gonna post this a few days back- big beat meets cakey vocals, nice saturday night track for you all :)/cloaks
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i like it mate
nice tune
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post With mint frosting!
/uncloaks, fires photon torpedoes, recloaks
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post K-Lyd - No Excuse For Chaos I made this!
Enjoy the radio mix ... extended mix will be out in a few weeks, my first label release on sentiment!! well chuffed :D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post Sesame Street - Dogs bake homemade bread
Sesame Street has its moments of surreal brilliance.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mean to racist, but am I the only one who would think twice before eating break baked by dogs?
The subject should read, "I don't mean to be racist, but am I the only one who would think twice before eating bread baked by dogs?" of course. Bugger it.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the ending is really quite disturbing
brilliant!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Brilliant
I love it.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post TV Hat
is TV hat.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems apt that it's available
in "cacky".
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That pissed me off far more than it should.
Also- wtf?! I don't want to be on a planet where anyone thinks that hat's a good idea. Jeezlouise.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post www.asseenontvhat.com
www.asshat.com

Fixed.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post well it makes raping someone a whole lot easier...
hmmmm... *plans*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sorry,
but that is the most fucked up thing i've seen americans try to sell.

the picture of the woman laughing maniacally wearing the hat is the keeper.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this was a spoof.
But then realised it was American.

Next time I go on holiday to a beautiful place, I'm going to cover my eyes with electronic pictures.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a spoof, too
but also, I'm American and I think this product is idi-fucking-otic.

From the horrible acting to the stunningly awful design of this worthless product, I consider it a huge failure and I'm disappointed it exists.

I don't claim to be able to defend every American, but I know a great number of them that can at least recognize that this product is a bad idea worth laughing at.

Ah, but what do I care whether you want to hate on America. It's my birthday and I'm going to get some choice food & brews in downtown Los Angeles with some excellent friends. Win!
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post literally seconds of amusement

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post LITERALLY
:¬D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't want to overset anyone's expectations

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
No Zed?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post zed's dead

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Baby, Zed's dead.

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried VVIVIVIVIVIVIIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVIVVVV
and it was just like being at the World Cup!!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post Slo-Mo Wheelchair backflip
Obviously a Viral for something or other, but I'm not spamming.
Just wondered if any of you able bodied people would / could attempt this? : )
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That is..
A fukkin ace name for a band!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That is massive!
I saw the Red Bull motorbike stunt team at the weekend, and I don't get how you figure out you can do this sort of thing? You can't just go "right, today i'm going to try and backflip this thing over a 40 foot gap", surely??
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post maffs an that
If you have a distance and the mass of the object that will travel it you can work out how much force it needs surprisingly easy. You've probably done it yourself mentally while throwing a tea bag in the bin.

Of course lives are at stake here so they probably used a pencil and paper and had someone check it.. maybe two people.

Those Red Bull guys just use more paper and people.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well once you can do kerbs
anyfing is possible...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realize it was in slow motion at the start
I just thought he was rolling down it really slowly
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesomes!
:D
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He wants to be careful
he might land badly, break his back and then where would he be?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post First time he tried it...
he was riding a bike.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft..

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post Fan bites roving reporter's pork chop
Not sure what's weirder - the fact that the guy has a brush round his neck, the banality of the woman's report about food on sticks, or the pay-off at the end.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What
Teh Fuck...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would bite her porkchop too
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The brush
is probably this fans way of representing his hopes that his team sweeps the series.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:16, Reply)
This is a link post Sushi Cat - The Honemyoon
BRAND NEW SUSHI CAT GAME! :^_^:
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post YAAAAAAAAAAY!

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
These games are more addictive than crack on toast.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god,
NOW I WANT TOAST!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should say that.
*munch munch*

soft cheese & red pesto- my fave.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post not as good as peggle
so fuck you!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post A look into the Real Doll factory where they make super-real sex dolls NSFW
Possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen...


(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post meh...
Far less disturbing than i wanted.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post so disturbing
I think I might check out their website - just to make sure nothing more disturbing than that is lurking anywhere. Also should probably pay them a visit.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If you really want
You can get them with wangs too! Latex shemales lol ffs whats the world coming to. no pun.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll look into that.
For research.

I'm writing a book. Or something.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post XD

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats what Pete Townshend said

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to hand it to him
he was thinking on his feet
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as wings
Do they do them with wings?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I did wonder
what was going on in this picture...
caneparidoesitbetter.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/realdolls29.jpg?w=700&h=700
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent find!
The photos do look disturbing, but the video (link is at the top in the text) is great, and genuinely fascinating.

What can i say, i appreciate the guys art.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:26, Reply)
This is a link post another enya cover - Memory of Tree's I made this!
So, another rainy afternoon here in Ireland and another Enya cover is born.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
This is a link post Another testicle song NSFW I made this!
I made several of these. Please don't hurt me. :'(

The geezer in the video is king Albert of Belgium. He's actually an okay bloke. I should cut him some slack. :(

Oh, and the other "found" footage is from the Japanese show from which the battle scenes (and overall concept) of the first seasons of Power Rangers were taken.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYUI9a0jJs0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYUI9a0jJs0
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
It seem's to have been a long 'Magic Mushroom' season, hasn't it?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What
is your major malfunction?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post all of a sudden I want to get physicals!
not sure why though, or was it fisticals?!?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post My Guitar is a Mushroom I made this!
About a year ago I made a guitar in the shape of a Power-Up Mushroom from the Super Mario Universe. I've finally gotten around to making a video to demonstrate it.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm currently sat on a train to london
Running the interweb through my crackberry plugged into the craptop. This is the coolest thing I've seen since Doncaster, and I'm at New Northgate now!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I can do the same in 'Omnisphere'
But please don't dismantle it, it sounds good....
Have a clickerty woo
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 camels and a go with my wife for it!
/not married
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont be a foo!
dont dismantle it! sell it to the Japs on ebay!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid the problems with it like the slightly mis-aligned neck and rubbish lacquer wouldn't do much for its value
I've already had ideas for other custom projects, such as the Batocaster and the Shatocaster. I was thinking of using the parts and experience from this guitar to make one of those, hopefully with a bit more success.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont know.
I think If you sold it with the honesty you have in the video you would still get a good sale I'm sure. But in any case good luck with the next project! I look forward to the results! :)
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I wanted to do a video blog of this one but it took so long and got so confusing I gave up on it. Perhaps next time I'll be a bit wiser and be able to follow through with it.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ha nice. don't dismantle it, buy moar parts!
re: sig - are you a catholic paedophile priest?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
RE: sig - I bloody hope not! As a matter of fact it's a quote from Peter Davison in the Children in Need Doctor Who story "Time Crash". It made me giggle so I stuck it as my sig.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice....!
Music from Instant Elevator Music...?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Music from Zelda: A link to the past (I think)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Screw dismantling it!
Without shovelboy's consent, I hereby start the official auction for this awesome guitar. Let's start the bidding at 25 pounds. Who will give 25 quid? 25? Do I have 25?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
Dismantle it is then.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is the bob-omb!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post In the theme of fucked up music videos
I just stumbled across this...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
that is NOTHING compared to this little gem!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hygRR6CvfDj
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
fucker! *shakes fist*
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - you cunt :D

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK
how can I still be falling for that??
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Noooooo you..
ahh.. fair and square
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
Eleventy one! I had missed this so much of late. I still don't know how you do it though.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Joe Rogan v Feminist
Comedian, Fear Factor host and UFC pundit Joe Rogan gets verbally set upon by hackneyed, wannabe-brooding-teen, overly-confident, pseudo-feminist 70s throwback Lydia Lunch (yes, that's 'Lunch'). Should've suplexed the bitch.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thoroughly enjoyed that
people with that smug sense of superiority really grinds my gears
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea who the man is
but I like him based on these 2 videos
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds.
Shame- I loved Clint Ruin & Lydia Lunch's "Stinkfist" & "Don't fear the reaper" eps. Silly gal.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof
They both seem like bloody idiots!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad?

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think she realises that he won the arguement.
He didn't win it by much, mind you.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post My view of Lydia Lunch
is of the 'Death Valley '69' collaboration with Sonic Youth, a seriously great tune!

I don't need my 80's memories* soiled by seeing her as a fattening, brassy, ginger, Andrea Dworsky wannbe.

* raven haired, skinny, pouty, yet totally in-control she-bitch (in a good way).
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post I found a YouTubes.
Oh my..

JMG, etc.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Ricky Gervais on Louis C.K's new series.
I know a lot of people hate him now, but I found this character hilarious. Louis C.K's new series isn't bad either.

Click the link to jump straight to it.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that guy can certainly play a good cunt

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so much typecast
as just plain lazy...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hate him now" .... ???
I've always disliked the twat since the 11 O'clock show tbh.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post k

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post inversely
I've always liked him since the 11 O'clock Show (except maybe that chat show he hosted).

Anyway, we had better not meet otherwise we would annihilate each other in an intense flash of pure energy.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i love the louis ck

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
I just don't see why the hipsters are hating him now. He's funny. Is it because he's successful and mainstream now ? Funny is funny.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we just don't like success stories in Britain.

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Gazza in bizarre behaviour shock
Interview on tin-pot local radio last night. I suspect strong european lager may have been involved
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "what's he going to get, like, 12 days? I've brought him a fishing rod."

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye I was just checking this out:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7882762/Raoul-Moat-Gazza-arrives-in-Rothbury-to-offer-his-support.html

Pissed nutter...
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he had already drunk the can of larger
by the time he got there.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Can Crate
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "He's killed someone, which is not nice really...
...but I know he's a good bloke."
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post poor, poor gazza

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This :(

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a funny story in print
but it is rather tragic when you hear him, isn't it?
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm...Alcohol induced psychosis

not nice
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I have my doubts about the "cigarette" he was rolling

(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Gazza came to my bar about two years back
just after he had said he had quit booze and fags. He came to the bar and ordered 4 shots, gave me one and downed the rest, disappeared to the toilet and came back with coke all over his nose. Classy. My mate also met him in a different bar around the same time and asked for his autograph - he didn't have any paper so Gazza signed a 20 and gave it to him.

He's a nutcase. Nice, but a nutcase.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post How To: Eat a candy apple with a pierced nose
An informative video
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to slap that dude
in the chops.
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post oh look
an anus!
(, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

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