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This is a link post Mental...

(openleggy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Too posh for meths eh? Stuck up cow...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post at the price petrol is at the moment, i think meth would be a cheaper alternative!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah meths still works out at about 7 quid a litre
On the plus side the purple colouring makes some pretty cocktails.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post D'you know,
That first picture is far too easy to photoshop.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Articles like diesel just encourage the practice
*looks around for coat*
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post But I think they captured the essence* of the story
*this joke makes sense to french speakers
 (Smale is stuffed, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what her motorvation is.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What a stupid cunt.
Also, you're just asking for trouble naming your daughter Shannon it seems.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she doesn't decide top take up smoking...

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this is what would happen if she was a smoker!
www.smh.com.au/world/strangebuttrue/man-bursts-into-flames-after-drinking-petrol-then-sparking-up-cigarette-20120229-1u1z4.html
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC Four
GC says 'yes' but a while ago, and I'd not seen it before.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brooker is a b3ta favourite
That is probably the most widely posted clip of his.

ergo...
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brooker needs to think of something else to offer other than the angry bloke act which is a bit stale now.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe YOU posted that!!!!
Ah hahahahah ha HA HA AHAHA-HA-HA-HAHA!!!
*shits pants*
oh
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Being so angry got Charlie Brooker married Konnie Huq.

Does this mean pissflaps is dipping his wick in Katy Hill?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Katy Jimmy
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And Harry

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Chance would be a fine thing.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
was it someone on here here who described her as the blue peter prop forward?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Too much chin.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Just you wait you..
I'm going to spike your drinks with LSD and crack.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.....
Am I being punished or rewarded?
Ketamine, please!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm, Special K.
YUM!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft! It's funny because its you!
You angry old sod.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post lols, I'm a cunt :-)

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post but he gets to boff Konnie Huq which makes him a better man than all of us

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You know she's filth in bed too.
Very inventive with sticky back plastic I hear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd giver HER a sticky back I can tell ya!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one that things she's ugly?
And that stupid half lisp thing she has? No thanks.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Tsunami pictures, before and after
Not a new idea I grant you, but some good pictures.
cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wtf-photos-videos-untitled5.jpg and have a bonus 3 headed snake...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post More music from me: Trials of Azuran main theme I made this!
Music for a Facebook title, which no longer works because the studio lost its funding (the game was pretty uninspiring to be honest)

N'joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post More good stuff, man! I liked that.
Though (constructive criticism) dirty it up in production?
...oh, & get rid of the apostrophe in "it's"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah! Got a bit trigger-happy with apostrophe's, thank's. :)
Yeah, my mastering reeeeally needs work; thanks for the suggestion!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The apostrophe thing was a joke. *clenches fists* No really.
...and the mastering thing is just my preference. Anything 'too polished' makes my teeth itch. It's tricky: all my stuff tends to be live, or from my own live stuff, so easy to 'dirty'. I'm guessing all of your track was computer-generated, so I don't know- mix down as serperate audio tracks and then whore around with?.... oh god, I'm rambling *goes for coffee*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe pushing the gain up too far would give it the kind of bite you like...
Frankly I'm tempted to bitcrush it
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Click it.
It is not horses.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, gay
*click*
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot "I made this"

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fucking wanking like a cunt to this shit!
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Niiiiiiiiice

(I helped save b3ta! monkeyman, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post #sixseasonsandamovie

(bobming, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what they're planning with Community?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Brilliant!
I loves me a bit of Chang!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Sound of Drums - Kryten Quotes

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is not very good
but I love it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post There is no spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post There's also no knife or fork, this is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I might buy some of that, just for fun

(Smale is stuffed, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that's really cool

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post So thats how uri geller did it

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was more of a bender?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Fat woman in a wheelchair calls this bloke a nigger because he is watering his garden.
No idea why she does it but she soon regrets it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She's lazy, very lazy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Last load of water should have gone in her belly wheeler
forced the lazy ho to walk to her bucket-food emporium!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. Lazy and racist.
Most people in those electric karts can walk. They are just too lazy and cant be arsed to walk anywhere and think they can drive them where they like because they have some kind of disability.
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They're known as 'Belfast Taxis' round these parts

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not hear her call him a nigger,
but I do not doubt that she did. What I do question is whether it is appropriate to assault her in that circumstance.

Clearly the altercation started before this (as the camera is already rolling) and her being able to stand does not make her lazy - lots of people with serious heart conditions should not stand too much - maybe around the house, but not to walk to the shops, for example.

If he had shorted her wheelchair that would be criminal damage and, frankly, he should be arrested for that behaviour (and she should be cautioned for her racist language also).

A pair of idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and did you see that car drive past at 0.34mph over the speed limit?!
Bring back the Birch and the Watney Cup.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is Rod Hull alive, and getting paid as well?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you've written is correct,
but it makes me sad to see someone getting squirted by a hose for using the N-word described as 'assault'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are right
Some people need them but i imagine there are lot more of them in America. Many obese people in their young life.
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffff
fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Debating Society --------------->
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post QOTW?
ewwww *shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If I'd've meant QoTW
I'd've written "that cluster-whoops of fibbing meanies".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They are fibbing meanies, they are.
I suspect many of them moonlight on /talk and enjoy the company of felines.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post .....and fuck kids

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yeah, that's a given... plus eating unhealthy foods and then complaining that their obesity is caused by people NOT reading the Daily Mail.
They also fuck wheelchair bound kids... FOR FUN!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i think she just wanted a shower

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been holy water
judging by the miraculous recovery of the use of her legs
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not everyone on one of those is unable to walk.
Just find it difficult for whatever reason.
They need to be treated with more respect
and not assume they're just fat and lazy...




also this...

 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This doesn't get old
ever :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Though I think I'll stick to my assumption that ALL fat people are lazy.
As it saves time. No one was born fat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to imagine he was transporting a litter of kittens in his front basket

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brown's teacher didn't take redundancy well.
Can't understand a word she's saying...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Wa wa wa wa wa

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I just question the event that led up to this
and why was she in the road instead of on the sidewalk. was the proper path being blocked from her rightful access by intimidation.
Why does the Black man feel he is entitled to spray a women with a water hose because Obama is in the whitehouse ? did I miss some hosing legislation ?
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that must be it.
*rolls eyes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post A great philosopher once wrote...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Tee hee

(Smale is stuffed, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone got any Veras?
LOVELY
not that you deserve it, you mimicking, ginger BASTARD; but your original username is available again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You can have this " ' " back then, didn't know what to do with it anyway.
I've learnt my lesson about mimicking your user name.
will use a separate comedy account next time
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, that was quick!
I was *really* hoping someone'd read my message & grab your name before you had a chance to reclaim it.
[edit] - Also, I think "comedy" is pushing it, tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post BAH!
I was too slow :-(
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Though it makes me sad to think that someone managed to nick "Pissflaps"
& isn't flooding /links daily with kittenvids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely one for the funny names corner?
Plus, it taunts Manuel...
 (I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny names
do tend to lend themselves quite well to the funny names corner, how exceedingly observant of you ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is funny
but your subject made it fucking hilarious, thank you for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Beardyman impersonates Siri
...on Peter Serafinowicz's 6 Music show
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a link post Cat...or dog
cat thinks it's a dog
(petisha, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This will confuse the h8ers.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Splitter!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
that's paggered the usual board argument!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its trying to be a dog
because it doesn't want to appear to be selfish and miserable like most cats. A dog is your buddy. Happy to see you and all that.
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno about you but most of my buddies don't expect me to pick up their shit twice a day...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I own two cats and i've no idea where they're shitting.
When I start digging up the garden this spring it's going to be like playing minefield.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a cunt to me, yep, definitely a cunt,

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG YOUR SO WRITE!!!!!!1!
IS IT A CAT OR A DOG?

The only way to find out conclusively is by cutting it in half with a big axe and looking at its insides.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What a fucking bastard.
CaC
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more impressed with the girl's ability to actually throw.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd.
Isnt that kind of panting usually a stress response in cats?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Normally but they pant when exited too and this one appears to be a mental.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post A little bit of Monday Music
I can't get it to embed - suggestions on what to do with the URL welcome - but it's well worth following the link.

Musical genius... of a sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Delete everything between watch? and v=

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah-ha!
Ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post omg just delete everything

(Braising Squid, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like some of the shit on some of Grandaddy's albums.
Although, the Sophtware Slump is still a great record.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey hey.
"shit on some grandaddy records"?
Easy tiger. I'll admit there's a couple of weaker tracks occasionally, but shit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
there's a lot of concept rubbish on their Under The Western Freeway and the Broken Down Comforter Collection (I hope I've remembered those name correctly, I don't have itunes open). Sophtware Slump is 11 tracks of awesomeness though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Smart dog shooting pics
Smart dog playing RC car and camera ! He even takes pictures by himself !
(weischocola, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Channel - samsungimaging

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post you made the links FP!
edit - oh no wait, you're top of the popular page though, it must just take a while to update the FP i guess
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Justin Bieber and his ginger boyfriend.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean
He's got that daft beiber hair-do
 (Sherbs, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post his sister appears to be a zombie

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I initially thought that there was some kind of unmentioned facial affliction going on there.....
.....totally random unexplained Weston face incident.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Philipe Gamer's The Chase

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post From about 6 seconds I saw product placement and could not stop seeing it.
I liked the lack of exploding cars though.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post Match.com platform stalking outtakes
Outtakes from that advert where guy plays banjo before sending the girl pictures of his willy and telling her he's married then phoning her ten times a day alternating between calling her a bitch and apologising
(Peacocke, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 7:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Your description is ace!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:05, Reply)
This is a link post Rather nice infographic
Showing you who does the voice work to which cartoon characters, some of which are a little surprising, at least to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You should probably link this in /talk
etc
 (mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a doco on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate cats.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not andrew lloyd webbers greatest work no...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't this a Viral for one of the Planet of the Apes Remakes or somesuch.
 (socynicalsohip, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a link post Londoners On Bikes post their fist campaign video
This lot hit the cycle shops of London over the weekend, encouraging people to 'vote with their bikes' in the Mayoral Elections.

Perhaps our favorite candidate Sir Ian Bowler would like to fail to throw his weight behind the campaign, dismissing it as simply a puff of fancy.
(MrDrem Sticking it there since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post People on bikes are, in general, a pain in the fucking tits.
They seem to pay no attention to the world around them. They rarely stop at red lights. They also tend to be highly abusive, especially when something unpleasant has happened that's actually their fault.
Not trolling, I've just seen some serious assholery from cyclists over the past few years. I've got no time for them any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a cyclist!
I try to be nice though, I ride on the road, wear the requisite flashing lights, Never jump a red light, signal before turning and all that.

Just trying impotently to to head off the inevitable anti-cyclist shitstorm that always follows this sort of post.

Unless everyone's already bored of the argument. I which case Hooray! I also like both cats and dogs, think Stewart Lee and Tim Minchin are great, and don't particularly hate Micheal Macintyre. I AM A MONSTER.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're quite nice
*rubs*
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
Now stop rubbing me, you DEVIANT
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i was with you
till stewart lee.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think Tim Minchin was a talentless prick
Then I saw the musical of Matilda and had to admit it was pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post but don't let that stop you
from being a cunt about them on the internet.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
Think I will then, since you made the offer so nicely!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You should've started this "I'm not trolling but....."
& saved everyone a few seconds wasted reading.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I hgave seen black people being arseholes
that does not mean I judge all Black people by that.

My commute is 26.3 miles, I stop at every red light, I never ride on pavements and I am in the vast majority of cyclists in this adherance to road laws.

Yes you notice the arseholes, but then I notice the arsehole cars, but do not set out as though all cars are arseholes and (and this is important) when a bike cuts you up, he is an arsehole - when a car cuts me up he is a serious threat.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you're a perfectly safe cyclist
but there seem to be a disproportionate amount of people who aren't. I'm going to have to disagree with you on your last point, too. Say a cyclist doing 10mph cuts me up at 40mph. In that split second, what do I do with my ton and a half of metal? Veer left, possibly mounting a kerb and hitting pedestrians, veer right into passing or oncoming traffic, or slam on the anchors and pray that I and the traffic behind me stops in time before making Oblivious Wanker Pâté (and/or a 2-6 car pileup)?

I'd call that a serious threat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post so you're irrational hatred...
is bolstered by appealing to self-certified meaningless conjecture? and what the fuck are you doing 40mph on any road a cyclist is allowed on in the first place?

i'd call you someone who should perhaps take a fucking bus more often, you sure as shit shouldn't be behind a wheel.

/edit you're = your. cox.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post An urban dual-carriageway? A non-urban single carriageway?
Meaningless conjecture, eh? Tell that to the old boy I watched get mown down by a cyclist as he jumped the lights at a pedestrian crossing last year. The cyclist who ranted at the collapsed old guy then tried to ride away (until myself and others physically prevented him).

Poor old sod ended up with a broken pelvis.

Now go away, you bile-filled little troll.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts.
There are some absolute cuntish cyclists out there and I think their actions tar the rest of them. I (motor)bike into London every day and see some proper cunts running red lights, getting precious and generaly acting like wankers. To put one argument in their corner though, they (like us proper bikers) get one chance only when it comes to traffic collisions. Car drivers have a nice protective shell at least. I think that this is why cyclists and bikers are generally a bit more stressy than the rest of the road users.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post proper bikers?
good for you!

now if only the rest of you 'proper bikers' would get the fuck out of the ASL, you know, bit at the front of the traffic lights with a picture of a not-so proper bike on it, we can all get where we're going a lot safer like.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought that might get a response ;-)
Haha, sorry. Yeah, I'm a cunt for doing that. But why are they there? I don't understand the point of them. Just stay in the cycle lane next to the kerb, surely? I'm be honest here. I really don't see the point in them. Don't be angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
They seem to pay no attention to the world around them. They rarely stop at red lights. They also tend to be highly abusive, especially when something unpleasant has happened that's actually their fault.

Like a lot of car drivers then
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bendy Bikes for London folk

(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oh look
they're all beards and ipads
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially the women
.
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