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This is a link post Can bacon love go too far?
The Guardian jumps on the anti-bacon bandwagon; Seems like they're picking on B3tans
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastards, I will cancel my Guardian subscription immediately!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I demand a public inquest into this slow-news-day item.
GaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha Picture 10 is excellent :o)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Good job ad
"You will be responsible for selling to customers things they don’t need, at grossley inflated prices."

Awww, taken down - here's a screenshot
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post they've taken it down already

edit: haha 6 applications anyway!
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because i got the job.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Top ten German superstitions.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My mom says there's no such thing as Germans. Just a story to keep kids in bed at night.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The mostly come out at night
Mostly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They.
And yes. Yes they do.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep kids under their beds more like...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post never invade Russia when there's an R in the month

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
the month Russia
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post (G4S) Securing Your World
Are they planning to play this as a security measure?
 (tadd31, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't trust G4S to secure my wardrobe.
How are these people still in business?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm desperately trying to track down a sketch about Group 4 now
Think it was Newman and Baddiel
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That search turned up this though:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudjzy3E91Q

Somehow strangely still on topic, I think ;-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha I remember that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Spitting Image used Laurel & Hardy as their Group 4 security men.
That was in the mid-early nineties when they kept losing prisoners all over the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, nice :-)
Comforting how nothing changes.

If anyone does any aerial filming of the Olympic security, I'd like to see it sped up and set to some Benny Hill music.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If they try that they'll get shot down by missiles.
It's been 20 years but I'm glad Group 4's shambolic reputation hasn't been forgotten (except by the government who were employing them to begin with).
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Follow the money. Likely the fav of some corrupt politician.
We have money being laundered through solar companies and electric car manufacturers here.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What's so great about your wardrobe anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post it's got my clothes in it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooohhh.... "clothes".

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's girls for you.
Too posh to store their clothes in a pile on the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a pile of clothes
it's a dead Jedi.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *saves for next time the missus complains about my clean clothes pile*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
misses mum
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
G4S's to do list c. 2008:

Write the feem choon
Sing the feem choon
Tea and biccies
Snooze
Another tea
Think about hiring staff
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post We can get to it tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaahahaaaa
that is GOLD
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Boaty thing
Probably the coolest mode of anything that's ever been anywhere! Maybe not that good but I'm saving now
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace but I wouldn't want to share the same stretch of water with that thing

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Depending on the range,
£65k is a drop in the ocean (excuse the pun) for a Colombian, er, 'Exporter'
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one
bad karma beckons
 (Draino, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Geez
All those high speed belly flops can't make for a comfortable ride
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Big ass shark

youtu.be/ZcuYjDR2tSg
 (Draino, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post is this the one that's on the popular page?
I want to know where all the sharks are with big asses

That's what I'm all 'bout yo
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like shark ass and I cannot lie...

(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Piranha brothers can't deny...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post DINSDALE!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post when ass shark walks in with an itty bitty fin

(Draino, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And a flounder on her chin

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post and a tuna 'rween her legs

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ass sharks
the deadliest species of the sea
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ass Sharks 3 - SuperMega Ass Shark" is on SyFy channel tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
xkcd.com/37/
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post <-- <-- /board

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Big ass shark2

That was horrible - You have no idea how many abused asses I had to trawl through on google images...
 (Draino, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
trawl through furiously wank over
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Office lollage

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post can i use your picture dude?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post of course
Bigger version www.bridportradio.co.uk/images/big-ass-shark-orig.jpg
 (Draino, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i ended up screencapping cos i was in a rush but thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post Vessel, a game about liquid creatures and hurting your brain I made this!
My friends at strangeloop and I released this back late last year,
But never posted it here, seems like a good time to now the steam sale is on
(Kezza, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you earn on every unit sold?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a little bit myself
Most of the money goes towards funding strangeloop's next thing.
 (Kezza, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, "unit"...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's half price in the Steam summer sale at the mo.
kinda tempted to pick it up.
How much gameplay is there in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
We clock the average playthrough at 8-10 hours
 (Kezza, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post you mean 9
hours i think
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I played through this
Absolutely brilliant little game, highly recommended.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry....
...ended up buying Binding of Isaac instead. Mental mental game :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post How to catch a Kangaroo
Pretty much ronseal, easier than you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
*walks off to buy lube
 (loci, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post NOVICE
just scrape some mucus out of their pouch
 (rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post When life gave O2 network failure, it made networkfailureade on Twitter
The O2 twitter account, sends witty or sometimes silly retorts to abusive tweeters
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post they run a service, that you pay for that generates huge profits
they don't invest the profits back in infrastructure...

and then mildly irritate those who are annoyed with said lack of service?

wankers.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post infrastructure, you say ?
www.telefonicapensions.com/news/important-tax-changes/

What infrastructure :/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Gaiman to make new Sandman comic
Well I'm excited!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld like him to do another collaboration with Terry Pratchett.
Good omans was a brilliant read.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
do you know i've never been able to get into pratchett's work, i know that's heresy! i might give good omens a go though, i don't think i've tried that one
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not for everyone and it's a lot of books that you really need to read in order.
Good Omens is an ace read.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't read anything by him for years, it all seemed a bit too 'nerdy-whimsy'
then when I did, I read 20 of his books in about 6 months. Great writer.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's sad that one of these days he'll be booking a 1 way ticket to switzerland

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post and you don't seem able to hide it

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post JOY!
This, the Hobbit, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, new culture novel, Judge Dredd... so much good stuff coming up.

Love the fact that the new Sandman and the new Culture novel will be origins stories too.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
New Culture novel? I must google this forthwith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Either 'hooray!' or 'oh no please don't ruin it!' - I can't decide
Shitty website though, I read the first line of the article, then an annoying pop up ad thingy appeared over everything. Spent three seconds fruitlessly searching for a 'close' button, then gave up and closed the whole tab.

Splendid website design! 10/10
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hooray!
Gaiman won't piss on his own work.
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Cardiacs "Anything I can't Eat"
Fuck it; it's friday & I'm off for a long lunch, so I'll post something that no one else'll like.
Have some TUNE, with a video featuring fiery spaceships. TURN UP LOUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i really like this cover version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-6U73cix2A
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post well I like that.
that must make me no-one.

:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not another liquid lunch! - shall I pick you up from the pub at the usual time?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Best band ever

(Haywood Manley, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post That Gotye song.
You know the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Bit long but still nicely played ... the fact that they're driving a Prius (circling the block it looks like) just adds to the douchebaggery of their characters.
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post at 3:26
does he really have that tattooed on him?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
I thought the same thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice spot!

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post never heard it
is it by a popular beat combo group?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Doing the parody rounds ...
I first heard the sound via the Walk Of The Earth cover www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post oh ffs
Will someone make this song GO AWAY
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes. Good one. I still need to thump my mate in the nutsack for presuming that I'd like this song and sending me the link.
What a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what it always reminds me of...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C7945ndBPs
 (I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! it's everywhere!!
just yesterday i was saying that song is inescapable!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
I quite liked that (I quite like the song, too, even though it's not my usual bag, baby)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post This might help explain the 'New Eden' animated short's I've been posting up ... I made this!
Been posting stuff out of order so know it might all be a bit confusing ... but we put together a pilot episode for New Eden (not posted yet) and then a series of short gag films (3 out of 4 have gone up). This is the trailer that helps put things in context.
(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post batman rises trailer dubbed
with peewee herman voices
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it
mind, I never "got" pee-wee herman either, must be a merkin thing
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He's just some wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post The Dark Knight & 60's Robin
Don't know if this has been posted yet but out of the recent spat of Dark Knight parodies this is one that really made me laugh. Enjoy.
(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post GC by a few days
Still utterly great though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit ... oh well, knew I couldn't have been the only one to come across this.

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post (said the man looking down at Herb's volumous bosom)

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You never miss a chance, do you.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is actually on the popular page
If it's any consolation, I haven't bothered to watch this yet so I might as well take the opportunity now.
 (User #86772, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post it's all in the
Flim-Flam
 (otl, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i missed this
so have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post Art using people as pixels
must have been like herding cats....

lovely result, though I think the last one is paris hilton....???
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I think it's John F Kennedy

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post PISS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ok, i meant the last but one.....
or on the last row.

pedants.... :)

/fri13th
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, it's JFK, i'm pretty sure of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *ZING*

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Great minds and all that...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't listen to gossip

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wot no CDC?

(electricteeth, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They're paintings, nice but not using real people.
I can tell by the pixels people.

See this is the problem with sites like that.
Not only do they get the description wrong they don't credit the artist.

Guys name is Craig Alan.
www.hepplestonefineart.com/shop/craig_alan.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "These portraits that are created by artist Craig Alan have gained popularity around the web recently."

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok so they copy and pasted the name....
but they still got the description wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 1989 British Airways advert, anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxbgm9Bmkzw
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That just caused my breakfast to come back up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Also to be even more picky...
Not exactly pixels either, because the figures are not organized on a regular grid.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Who said a Picture Element has to be organised in a regular grid?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Pixels generally are though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post not by definition
if we're being picky, which we are
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You know of an example of pixels not being in a regular repeated grid?
Ok you get different shapes, arrangements of the RGB elements and sometimes a staggered grid but it's still regular.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep:
www.hepplestonefineart.com/shop/craig_alan.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Those would be brush strokes sir.
74fdc.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/craig-alan-portrait-marilyn.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely correct
If we're talking about computer-generated pixels
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post there's any other kind?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post Achtung all you London wankers:
Monstrous carbuncle at the Cutty Sark ship at Grenwich.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So Telegraph readers dislike it.
What a surprise.

I think it's pretty magnificent; and if Telegraph readers disagree, that just makes me more confident of my judgement.

(UPDATE: Although, having just seen the original drawing, that would have been even better.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the concept pic look better (and nothing like the finished article)
But the end result doesn't look awful.
TaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually,
there's only a couple of buildings on the list (the Ibis hotel, and the Prince's Trust thing) that I don't like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post For me the Arcelor Mittal Doctor Octopus thing should win this hands down.
I pass it quite often and it simply does not have a good angle.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to reserve judgement on it.
It's certainly not Kapoor's finest hour, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Torygraph comment
Can't some arsonist be paid to do a better job of burning this boat ? Most of the interesting parts of this clipper were burnt to a cinder in the original fire; the restoration was utterly pointless, as well as being hideous. Sell off any remaining genuine wood to a wood carver, and let them make scale models to sell to daft tourists for the next 500 years, in Greenwich or somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I like,
'It's 'right on' and and kow-towing to the corporate-left of the architectural establishment and its 'brutalist' and graceless modernist designs.'

I just thought it looked like a wave, personally. And offers better viewing/less arson accessibility.
I approve.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a good concept that could have been executed much better
The fact that the window panels are so large makes it look like a B&Q greenhouse. I'd have liked to have seen it with much smaller glass panels - HIGH POLY NOT FOR A GAME
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh.
Was this what they were doing when they set fire to it? Perhaps it'd be better if they'd just left it to burn...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Andrew Gilligan
unfailingly voices opinions diametrically opposed to mine. It's actually quite useful if I'm not sure where I stand on a topic.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like it...
The only claim to fame of the Cutty Sark is that it survived the fate of most of its contemporaries. It isn't that old either being of Victorian origin (1869) and constructed of iron clad in timber (which is partly why it survived the fire).

You have to ask the question 'what for', when spending that much on a restoration. In this case the reason is tourism and education rather than the preservation of a national treasure. The nay-sayers have completely missed the point.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post the interior looks quite interesting from the tiny picture I can find on their website
www.rmg.co.uk/upload/img_200/cutty-sark-underneath.jpg

But yeah, not sure what they were thinking with that superstructure. Maybe to hide the struts holding the ship up?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Robert Smith solo last night at Bilbao BBK Live
I was at BBK Live last night. The Cure had an hour's delay due to some technical problem, so Robert Smith came out with a guitar and sang solo for a while.
Hope you can see this in your country, if not, move to Spain.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I read an interview with him in this month's Word magazine
he made a couple of references to how people want him to stop drinking and he doesn't want to - and has never done a show without drink or drugs.

Made me slightly worried he might have a heart attack or something - he's 53.

Look after yourself Robert!
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish with all my heart that someone had said that to Tim Smith of Cardiacs a few years ago.
My favourite band- ridiculously good music. And is a genius composer & played many, many instruments extremely well.
And he's now in a terrible state: www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/feb/03/cardiacs-tim-smith-stroke-tribute-album
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post "Tim can't talk except, on his good days, via a letter board"
blimey - poor chap
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a brief interview on 6Music earlier this week.
It's not often you hear him talking, so it was a nice surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooohhh.
I like that - is there any more?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.thecure.com/discography/
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
I don't have 4:13 Dream yet - Anyone care to voice an opinion on it?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaand happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Candle Day!

I'm 6 now!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Too old for Pissflaps
*sadface*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You're obsessed, man.
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/50726?q=pissflaps
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Han Solo frozen in Carbonite (coffee table)
Looks a bit pricey
 (Sherbs, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What gets me is this one instead
Predator statue

But I'm wondering how it's been used?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty ornament
Would be scary to see stashed in the woods.
Wondering what's going on with its feet though.
 (Sherbs, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post Barney's Pajama Party NSFW
Maybe NSFW for some un-wholesome lyrics
(Nurse Kezza, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

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