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This is a link post A Chinchilla having a dust bath.
Ronseal.
(Miggyman, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Time-travelling Seizure Mouse
Has no money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I *still* want a pet Chinchilla,
30 years after first encountering one...maybe the next place I live will be pet-friendly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 4:32, Reply)
This is a link post Have this

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No no, have this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0slN9ZzmDw
 (Fistshaker, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Or this! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvU8j_Zsef0
 (Fistshaker, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdy2KBYpRsw
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post this is everything i've been trying to say for ages. i'm not very good with worms!
he is fucking brill!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a UKIP voting cunt.
Don't be fooled by his lovely it-makes-sense comments, you're being brainwashed into intolerance.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *woop* *woop* Ad hominem alert!
How does that invalidate anything he says in the video?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post because it's what Hitler would have done

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha. Hitler.,

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well thankfully I disagree with much of what he says as well. Which helps.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post please elucidate

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I don't really want this to turn into an atheism thread,
but generally speaking I don't agree with his hard line criticism of religion and multiculturalism and his apparent intolerance toward it. Don't get me wrong, he's a very good orator and a clever man. But I think he's influencing the wrong kind of attitude toward religion in his videos. His criticism of multiculturalism irks me in much the same way. I think he should be criticising is individuals, not faith. Like it or not, there's a lot of good religion does for people both personally and culturally. And bad, arguably, but I think understanding and dialogue is much more productive than outright and borderline aggressive intolerance.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post well ok but
I didn't get that impression from this particular video, and it's the first I've heard of him, so...

I agree with most of what he says above, and I even go to church.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I'm guilty of tarring this video with the same brush,
But I used to be a subscriber to his and eventually you just notice a clear pattern in his videos of intolerance toward religion and multiculturalism that could only come from a very bitter, UKIP voting ex-liberal.

And then you sort of realise his audience is probably predominantly made up of American teenagers who look and sound like The Amazing Atheist.

Perhaps I'm one of his 'left-wing pricks' in that sense I don't know.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, to be honest I'm a bit puzzled by it all,
all the anti-religious polemic that's all over the internet and in the media, real frothing at the mouth stuff. The Catholic church haven't burnt a heretic at the stake for centuries, now secular institutions perpetuate oppression, erode civil liberties, fight wars for oil and completely screw the economy over, and at whom do the Western world's self-defined skeptics vent their frustrations? Some folks who like to dress up in fancy robes and dole out crisps once a week.

It's a smokescreen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you hit the nail on the head there.

It's people and persons that fuck the world up, not religions.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post but we have to have something to blame,
something to label as "evil" or "the enemy", and it's not going to be liberal democracy, or free market capitalism, or whatever else we hold dear. Pick an easy target and lay into it.

Some people are already proposing (however ironically) the solution to "the religious problem". All sounds too familiar...
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's people and persons that fuck the world up"
Wow, I think you've just solved EVERY single argument EVER.
Or just said something a bit dumb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post sometimes earthquakes help

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Dumb. Nice. Not been called that in a while.
Are you one of those annoying people who tries to make themselves look the smartest on the internet?
You are aren't you.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post See my addendum, posted at the same time as your response.
I did say what you said was dumb, not you.
...and then apologised.
But yes, I am one of those people who get their rocks off looking clever on puerile digital arts communities. I am currently eating a croissant. And wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry. I did not see your amendment in time.
All good. No hard feelings.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't back down, FIGHT!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry Jon, that was unfair; from all your previous posts you seem like a pleasant & intelligent chap.
I guess I just get irked by religious apologists in the same way you get annoyed with militant athiests. I guess I'm always going to go for the latter, if it's ever necessary to choose.
Mind, he is an overly-aggressive self-serving smug. Sometimes he hits the nail on the head, however.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Religion/atheism discussion aye!
No 'arm done :-)
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the answer is more grey than that.
There are plenty of aspects of religion that should make people angry - teaching kids unscientific stuff in science lessons, anti-gay propoganda etc.

However, treating all religious people as if they are the same and discounting all positive aspects of religion is irrational and dumb.

You are right when you say there are bigger problems, but to re-word your argument "secular institutions perpetuate oppression, erode civil liberties, fight wars for oil and completely screw the economy over, and at whom do the Western world's church leaders vent their frustrations? Gays"

The church does itself no favours by who they have for spokesmen.

Though, to be fair, in many cases (such as this video) neither do atheists.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah fair point,
although really, and I've been meaning to say this since our last conversation, church leaders in this country at least tend to be on the whole a good deal more liberal than their congregations, but they're scared of alienating their conservative membership base. It's the laity we really need to worry about, homophobia isn't imposed top-down by the Archbishop of Canterbury on an otherwise tolerant population. Sad but true, so it appears to me. Not sure what to do about it.

Main article: Moral theology of Rowan Williams
Williams' contributions to Anglican views of homosexuality were perceived as quite liberal before he became the Archbishop of Canterbury. These views are evident in a paper written by Williams called 'The Body’s Grace',[33] which he originally delivered as the 10th Michael Harding Memorial Address in 1989 to the Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement, and which is now part of a series of essays collected in the book Theology and Sexuality (ed. Eugene Rogers, Blackwells 2002).

The conservative churches in the United States, however, are currently going mental over this. They can't even criticise capitalism as an outlet, unlike our lot, so they've got to invent a "gay agenda" instead...
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps they should just stop pandering
to Conservatives and actually preach the mostly-liberal message Jesus had.

If the Christian church has any purpose, surely it is to preach Jesus' words rather than to try and get the numbers up by saying what the audience want to hear.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they should,
but it's politics, isn't it. It's not that easy to do and keep your job, I guess, ultimately it's the laity who pay their wages. It must be like trying to steer a container ship.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, don't be fooled by his comments which make sense.
what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I *heart* him.
I wonder how long before he's offed?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 1700 years of persecution.
Up until Emperor Constantine it was the Christians who were being persecuted.

But yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pat puts it so well.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Pat is a total fucking wankbag
Sorry but he is a self righteous arsehole, a monotonous turd, he loves the sound of his own voice , he is a perenial bore , he is forever deeply irked at having not got the top gear gig. He is a major ell end and I genuinely hope he gets fucking run over PRICK and I am an athiest
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, he wanted to present Top Gear?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Pat

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a link post The Carbuncle Cup - Vote for Shit Buildings
What's ugly and keeps Prince Charles awake at night?

YES, it's bad architecture!


The UK's crappest buildings, in one place! Yay! Can someone design a site to gamble on this please?
 (Commander_billybops http://thoughtrambles.tumblr.com, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/826038
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post The Binding of Isaac - in stop motion
Not a bad little project, v nicely for all the people who have played it.

EDIt speaking of which Bargain for a pound :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like Atic Atac
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLf0M6ChtJo
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 5min 46secs?????
Ludicrous skills!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post US Olympic athletes to be dressed as 1980's BA hostesses
I can't believe that they are more concerned about where they make these outfits than about the outfits themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Made in China"
Is the gripe from rethugs, who created the monster called Walmart
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno why they should be so surprised
China seem to be the only country that actually makes anything these days, that's why they've got all the money.

Is the girl on the end wearing a jacket over her tennis kit?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Flied Lice & a 69.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post some chinese takeaways put spelling mistakes into menus to give the customer a sense of superiority
tru-fax

I do the same but Tabby doesn't seem to appreciate it
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry about him, he's already off his tits down some seedy pub now.
Expect to see him screaming and puking in the street later.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit faux-military if you ask me

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post GC?
but needs a refresh
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post let me guess,
you are a card carrying member.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post honary member
for service to Muff
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they give you the key to the city of Muff?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Keys and belt

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
did they give you a snorkel as well?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post For Herbs?
Didn't see if she was a member, let me check
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you take a strong rope and a whistle
And don't forget, some Kendal Mint Cake
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe a canary as well
for the gas
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Or tie a plank across your arse

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post For some odd reason,
this is making me think of the scene from Ghostbusters II, with Ray on a rope under the city.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, it's bigger than that

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post Kenefit Downloads
Helo B3TA chums. So, if you remember last year there was the big do to raise money for Kenny's family and for the funeral and stuff. A plethora of DJs including Derrick Carter, Rocky & Diesel, Darren Emerson, Tom Middleton, Luke Solomon, Dave Angel all turned up to play. Was a mega line up and a mega night.
Anyways, in honour of Ken and to raise money for the British Liver Trust recordings of the whole night are available. All you have to do is make a donation and links to the downloads will be sent to you! Marvelous. Perfect for all B3TANS of a house persuasion!
Hope all is well. Cheers and taters x
 (tootla, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post Syrian child walks down road during sniper fire. Rescued by hero.
El Ronal Sheik de Seal.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The religion of peace...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It was actually really moving to me that in the midst of all the insanity there, at least one guy has some humanity left.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was actually a paedo, saw a diddling opportunity and took it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a time and a place pissflaps
for once, I would ascertain, this isn't it
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post To my eternal shame,
I lolled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
I'm a bad person.... probably
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Tony Blair

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Like him or love him?
Tell us more!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post a cunt
I would not fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he tried to kill loads of them.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk
over there
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
He did try to kill loads of them, fact. It's what the antiwar protestors were droning on & on about for ages.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's suggesting you'd fit in over there
on /talk
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I went there a couple of times, even I didn't fit in.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think anybody does,
that's the problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you should try Syria.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, you scallywag
*ruffles hair*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness he also killed a lot of Christians in Serbia to protect muslims in Kosovo.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post the religion of peace!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The circle is complete.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post what's going on in Syria right now has nothing much to do with religion,
it's one of the most secular countries in the middle east.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post more news about our special 'limpits 2012 london summer games etc etc etc sue me i dont give a fuck i have nothing NOTHING
air space closure and lethal force etc
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 1) They've always had the legal force option for defence (it's part of the armed forces) so this is not news
2) Your subject line gave me an aneurysm.
3) It's my birthday today.

Edit: I mean lethal not legal. Kind of still makes sense though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post happy birthday to fishcat etc etc
yes it was assumed but most people have no idea that this is going to happen , it was kept out of the main stream media to make the 2012 advertising 'limpits look more friendly.
oh and so as to not drive away peoples with money/debit/credit cards who want to think that they have enjoyed watching some adverts interrupted by brief out breaks of on field sport.
llok out for my little street stand selling tinfoil beenies
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you overestimate the impact of your subject lines
Sure, they're awful, but they're also limited to /links visitors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
1) merry birthday to you
2) merry birthday to you
3) merry birthday dear fishcat
4) merry birthday to you
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I'm spending my birthday alone, in an office, in a cruddy town on the edge of a refugee camp in northern Lebanon.

I have cake though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this assumed when they put surface to air missiles on top of london tower blocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish my house had surface to air missiles on top.
It would be cool.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet all the electronic guidance systems etc will play havoc with your TV reception though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And his neighbour's wi-fi

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I did actually tell her the other week about upgrading her internet service because it's the law now.
Stupid bitch actually believed me and has been asking which speed she must get because she 'doesnt want to go to jail' hahahaha.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post +HAHAHA
Edit: the cat added the plus sign. I haven't gone all Newspeak
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you had your medication today, Fluffster?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "... if the Olympics are threatened..."
By, say, the Russians winning the Gymnastics?

"SLOW DOWN OR WE OPEN FIRE!"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "The prohibited zone will be about 30 miles wide and does not affect commercial aircraft"
So stay out you pesky birds - don't even THINK about trying to shit on someone.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post You cannot faze a cat

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way the camera holder
was obviously hoping to catch a cat-splat on film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^sort of this
All CaC (which they are) joking aside: What kind of fucking CUNT keeps filming rather than help the cat?
The kind of fucking cunt who put the cat there in the first place. To repeat: CUNT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it was a mancunt who put it there?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's obvious they used a poor quality glue.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Man glue?
Makes good wallpaper paste, but not much good for anything else. Like gluing a cat to train tracks for a potential £250 YBF bonus
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than being the idiot who puts himself in front of a speeding train for the sake of a cat.
A CAT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That thing was scared almost to paralysis

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you can
You put a cone on its head and then shoot it in portrait to annoy everyone:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_eaTT-lr3c
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, the train missed :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a link post Resume
A friend received this for a job he's currently advertising (personal info trimmed). 19 pages! Albeit 3 blank.
 (oafcmetty Lurking since, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post aww bless
He sounds very keen
 (I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post he cut that short i think,
i want to know more about what happened with Leroy.
also, he should have gone into more detail about how his wife became his ex-wife.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post A divorce of some sort, I should think.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
well he briefly explains she told his bosses wife about the boss cheating. and he calls her a dingie, then she is his ex. i think he should have dedicated a whole page to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He sounds like an honorable sort of fellow.
I'd employ him.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
he looks like a loyal hard working honest person

I'd definitely employ him

He just needs a bit of direction, generally sounds a good sort
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this
Used to handle recruitment and the number of painting by numbers CVs used to fill me with hatred and the spirit of satan.

That filled me with sunshine, lollipops and rainbows and you should definitely hire him.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post BIG ASS REMIX I made this!
that shark. with a beat... as you might expect for an hour's effort.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You have created a meme monster

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hah!
Minutes late for the new s letter!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The more I listen to that
the more she sounds like a chicken being violated.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post I like surfing
so I figured goats would like surfing.

Unassailable logic
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft... surfer's logic.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a link post Fesh Pince of Blair NSFW
Remember the iCarly mashup on in Newsletter 391?

Well, the guy that did that has changed name and come up with this...

(NSFW for fake swears)
(I helped save b3ta! lord loaf, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 minutes in an already laughing like a belm.
Thanks for that. Perfect Friday afternoon stuff.

edit: oh fuck it, that's torn it 2:52 and I'm actually crying with laughter
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yea...
20 minutes of bad editing...
 (thatjoshguy is a robot., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post well that was a bit random.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that was strangely entertaining

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a link post Baby hedgehog yawn

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sleepy now

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Awe
Reminds me of Fizzgig.
 (Sherbs, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Tasty Gelfling
Incidentally they're breeding Skeksis now:
www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0131100544c3970c-800wi
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
sleepy time.
 (hwak *boop-boop-honk-widdle*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese dog hates cars on his road

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post he's probaby freaked out
that they're driving on the right hand side of the road.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hey wait a minute
the Japanese drive on the left
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the dog is on holiday.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post could be, pissflaps,
could be.

In Vladivostok, dogs run cars over.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate it when the bastards steal the car and go much further than they shouldl.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly a Japanese upload

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they flipped the video
so the dog would appear the right way round in the mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind = blown

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You can blow those too?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Couple goes to a marriage councilor who askes them to give and example of something they have in common.
After a few minutes of awkward silence the husband said
"Neither of us sucks dicks"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to resist making any jokes about /links regulars.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I find some of them to be quite irregular.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the GC wing mirror

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post brass ensemble high jinks!
Made oi larf!
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Brass Assemble, more like

Brass, ASSEMBLE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Read it and weep word nazi :)
en·sem·ble (n-smbl)
n.
1. A unit or group of complementary parts that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated outfit or costume.
b. A coordinated set of furniture.
c. A group of musicians, singers, dancers, or actors who perform together:
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what ensemble means :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post oops ,stands corrected.........
*hides in corner*
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post not correcting you,
it was a joke about cartoon robots or something, never mind
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh ffs
How much did that just cost the taxpayer? I want the answer in terms of number of baby incubators please. Somebody think of the children.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations to him, it won't stop people thinking he is actually a racist though and accusing him of it.
He's a terrible role model for children, absolutely terrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post So it's ok to say 'fuck off you black cunt' to black people now?
I hope MASSIVE riots start and all the football stadiums get burnt down.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post On a football pitch in front of thousands, being broadcast to millions, yeah.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm offended by this comment, i'll see you in court.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's racist not to allow this sort of abuse at white people as well - calling them black cunts, that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it honky.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You white bastard.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it, you pair of blackwhitechinkypakicunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly as long as you are Terry, yes.
In the same way its fine for Terry to park in disabled parking spaces, illegally sell his England captain perks to businessmen, offer illegal tours around the Chelsea training facilities to rich people, shag his mates missus and force her to have an abortion, undermine a succession of managers at club and international level .. you know all those things you can only do if you're him. Oh and his mum is a thief and his dad is a drug dealer. What does he actually have to do to actually get punished for anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Post a link on /talk? He'd get punished for that, i'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't even wish that on John Terry
*shivers*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is all that true? He sounds like a right cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all true, he is a massive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is the person that someone decided is the right captain of the England football team :-(
He sounds like a really dodgy twat.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He got stripped of the captaincy after shagging his team mates girlfriend and getting her pregnant.
I think that was the one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He should get his knob chopped off.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god yes
Here is a good top 10 of his dodgy/illegal shite:
www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/mirror-football-blog/John-Terry-racism-row-The-England-captain-s-top-10-scandals-including-drug-dealing-dads-shoplifting-mums-sex-cheating-and-public-urination-article304737.html
Edit: I forgotten him abusing americans watching 9-11 unfold and then 'exposing' himself at them.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical football retard.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
But he's an #1 Alpha twat
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post he had his stag do in Vegas... AFTER his wedding....

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he films in portrait.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post and puts 5 slow mo repeats on each clip

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post and he likes cats

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He's an absolute fucking cunt.
And another reason why I hate fucking cunting football. Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness
If you believe his defence, the exchange was more like:

Anton Ferdinand: 'What? did you call me a black cunt?'
Terry: 'Fuck Off! 'Black Cunt'?'

Which is him repeating what Ferdinand said incredulously.

Not sure I quite buy it myself, mind...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This would imply he had said something else to Ferdinand that sounded a bit like "black cunt"
Were any of the lawyers savvy enough to ask him what he'd said? I'd love to know his reply.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Some people take their preference for Ribena types seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post in the Original Anton shot first
in the Special Edition Terry shot first
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He admitted he said it
it came down to PROVING he meant it as a racist slur.

The law is a fucking joke
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The law is a joke - it shouldnt be a criminal offence to hurt someone's feelings.
By all means, his club should sack him / dock his wages / send him on equality training. His sponsors may want to think twice about renewing their contracts too, but unless he's threatened violence or committed a sustained campaign of harassment he shouldn't be in court for something he's said.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to be taught some of these "extreme swearwords" of which they speak.
I fear my swearing is getting old and stale.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuggler
Doily-licker
Snargle-pants

That should get you started.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Racism is a crime in England?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you are not a footballer.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good heavens. What next, thoughts?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No we already have those.
Have they introduced thinking in America yet? Or is the KKK still legal?
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
zing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes...
...in accordance with section 28 of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998, contrary to Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 and section 31(1)(c) and (5) of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post the problem with the prosecution is they're always trying to walk it in.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What was England thinking sending him down that early?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
ROTFL
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh thank fucking god for that!
The £2,500 possible maximum fine would have destroyed him, as he only earns ~8.5 million / year.

I am a very happy tax payer knowing that once again I have helped alleviate the financial burdens of the near destitute barristers, judges and ancillary staff involved in this case. I don't think ~£2m is enough really, after all the case took almost a full working week.

I shall be asking my MP to raise a question in the house of commons to ask that, in future, only the most senior of QC's can be involved in disputes of this magnitude. Also it is of national importance that we set up a government body to oversea the lip reading of all arguments between emotionally under developed sportsmen.

We need to find out once and for all if people mean what they say; if they do and they say a mean thing, they should be liable for a fine! But above all we should all share the cost of determining this professionally and in a none sensational way. How else are we going to divert money away from the real issues in the UK which might not benefit the wealthy elite?

Edit: I have just skimmed the wasted week and it was never even questioned that the 'slur' was inaccurate. Therefore Anton Ferdinand is 1) black and 2) a cunt. Nor was the question raised as to whether him being black was the (sole) reason for him being a cunt. Therefore it must be assumed that all involved believed that him being black contributes to him being a cunt. I can't see a defining moment where is was questioned if John Terry thought him to be black, a cunt or indeed a cunt solely because he was black. So surely, with this omission in the entire proceedings the outcome is utterly moot, whichever way it would have gone. We have learned that somebody said something which could have been interpreted by somebody as meaning something. As it turns out a Premier League footballer said nothing worthwhile. Shocking.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right
it is perfectly OK to call somebody a fucking black cunt, if they are black and acting like a fucking cunt. The trouble is racist people call people fucking cunts just because they are black - a subtle difference. Calling someone a fucking cunt just because they are black is against the law.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have typed it on the internet


He'd be in prison now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post only if a "friend" dobbed him in.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He isn't a racist
he'll have you know, some of his best friends are fucking black cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

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