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This is a link post Becoming Batman season 3 episode 2 - Joker meets Batman I made this!
The British Batman sitcom is back for episode 2 of the potentially time travelling 3rd season
(becomingbatman, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Are there any shooting in cinema jokes out yet?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks Sickipedia*
Just a few...
 (Selteros, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/830709
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *sobs*

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen any Batman movies since Batman Returns back in the 90's
I was going to give The Dark Knight Rises a shot, but it looks like someone in Colorado already gave it several!
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 3:37, Reply)
This is a link post Japan tsunami via dash cam

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Been on here before
but it's great/very scary footage.
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
no Ponyo
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Please
Tell me the calm, measured voice is the satnav saying "Turn around when possible"
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post Think of any current pop/love song, (try not to think of One Direction's "You Don't Know You're Beautiful,")
It's all been done before. Pop WILL Eat Itself. DESTROY ALL ART NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "Pop Willy Tit Self"
*titter*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Try again, stoopid Windows copied the wrong URL.. Or it may have been me.
Did someone open the wine?
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post RED, PLEASE!!!
I don't know what you're referring to- I just can't resist saying "Pop Willy Tit Self"....they were quite big when I was a student.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes me too, which is why I capitaliZed them.
CICCIOLINA! (or summat)
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me that's a song I haven't thought about for AGES
*checks* 1990? *cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the same with that there Jay Kay's band
Jammy Ricky.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHA properlols
I wished I'd've heard that a decade ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *tits elf
Or whatever
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Willy bum bum bum bum...
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post happens to the best of us

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post the best put it in the other way round

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post gives you a wonderful clean feeling

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This happens FAR more often than you think. This has happened to Miranda at least three times.
This week. Last time was in the Homebase showroom.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that on the news, he's a real sex-pest.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
But with a sparklingly clean anus. You could eat your dinner off it.
*bokes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:30? more like arse hurty
i'll get me coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, doctors and nurses are
FIT!

*Adds fantasy involving blonde doctor and nurse (and randomly, toilet brush) to the w@nk bank*
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What an unfortunate incident
Is it wrong that tears are flowing down my cheeks?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Which cheeks?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I really should have used the word face ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post same thing happened to me
with a hamster
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Hello
I'm new to actually posting, I've been reading for years though to fill time. Just wanted to put this out there and wait for the spamcunt comments to get it out of the way. Theres no horrific goatse-like images in the link...

Hello.
 (Selteros, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off you spamming twat

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No horses either
Hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely a spamcunt of the highest order

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post GC

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps a bit more interacting before first linkage would prove you are not some paid-by-the-clickthrough spamcunt
whereas if you were, you'd likely not have time to read and reply
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post a fair point you make there Sir!
But I do assure you I don't get paid by Spam for getting people to look at the tat they sell...
 (Selteros, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post For what's it's worth* I never for a second thought "Spamcunt".
(*Chuff all squared)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post More gibberish for Lorem Spamum

(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello and welcome

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLY SHIT - You have FILLED time?

NOW what are we gonna do?
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Start emptying it again...
(This is what the Mayans were talking about with their lovely calendar)
 (Selteros, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this how I'm supposed to reply ?
Profile for Selteros:
a member for 6,437 years
has posted 1 messages on the main board
has posted 2.3billion messages on the talk board
has posted 6 messages on the links board
(including 1 set of spamcunt links)
has posted 0 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 0 pictures, 1 links, 69 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
He's still a cunt
Add this user as a friend
send me a message
Profile Info:
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello.
welcome to /links.
i must say, i had no idea spamtossing was such an expensive sport.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:53, Reply)
This is a link post A phantom island called brasil, slightly to the left of ireland

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post From wiki
Brasil, also known as Hy-Brasil or several other variants,[1] is a phantom island which was said to lie in the Atlantic ocean west of Ireland. In Irish myths it was said to be cloaked in mist, except for one day each seven years, when it became visible but still could not be reached. It probably has similar roots to other mythical islands said to exist in the Atlantic, such as Atlantis, Saint Brendan's Island, and the Isle of Mam. The etymology of the names Brasil and Hy-Brasil are unknown, but in Irish tradition it is thought to come from the Irish Uí Breasail (meaning "descendants (i.e., clan) of Breasal"), one of the ancient clans of northeastern Ireland. cf. Old Irish: Í: island; bres: beauty, worth; great, mighty.[2]
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post or you could just read the article
STOP STEALING MY THUNDER
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, hey: Umrakaaka's just learnt how to cut & paste all by him self,
let him have his moment in the sun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep having a dream about a collection of islands in the middle of the Atlantic at about our latitude
so this gives me that slightly uncomfortable feeling when things are reminiscent of dreams you'd mostly forgotten.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you have low self-esteem and are subconciously trying to associate yourself with the myth of Atlantis,
in an attempt to make yourself believe you are special, despite being thoroughly unremarkable in reality.

tl;dr: "Don't be stupid."
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah??
well maybe your teh gay!

;)
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What tosh
It's obvious from modern aerial mapping that there's no island there.
Probably just a giant turtle that's allowed a small forest to grow on it's back.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I remember 'Hy-Brasil' featuring in the Terry Jones film Erik the Viking?

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post my first entry to funny name corner
highly inappropriate i know and Im not one for racism, but i couldnt contain my smirk when i read the name of the kid that said
"I slipped on some blood and landed on a lady. I shook her and said, 'We need to go; get up,' and there was no response, so I presumed she was dead,"
 (bruxia, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Reminds me of this
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ I thought this too

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
my shit internet connection saved me
 (bruxia, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Dogshit will approve of this!

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview pic is a bit spoiler-y
Try www.youtube.com/watch?nopreview=true&v=74ud3dxg6uw - it doesn't do anything but confuse b3ta enough not to embed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post If the kid is a cat likerer, then yes, I approve.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Have South Korea's answer to LMFAO, brilliant or just bad Eurovision. You decide
but be warned, it doesn't have anywhere near as much animation as the preview suggests :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wop?
Wop? Wop?

Wopwop?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wop and cam dan sty!
I like this more than I probably should.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was NOT expecting that to be utterly brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor me!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ssshh! Moon Girl Technologies might hear!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I did :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you know we're still occupying afghanistan?
and on average two women a week in the uk are killed by their partners.

there's loads of really really horrific shit going down anywhere you care to look. who gives a shuddering fuck about fucking business cunts and whether they can all get a crack sucking on the olympic teat or not?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you sure extrapolated a lot from a frowny face there, friend

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Tickle is being the /links equivalent of a girl in a short skirt walking down a dark alley
and then crying rape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's more of a reply to the pepsi chatter yesterday.
fuck. sorry. i'll be qquiet now.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post might have been a cheeky attempt to poke into action
I suspect our mutual friend rather enjoyed the lengthy debating yesterday and is trying to provoke more. Am I right?
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post not really up for debating today.
more of a post and run type thing. edit: and i might need a bong. i may be still a bit hungover too.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post either moar beer
or my old hangover cure was a couple of massive McD's cokes
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers for tips!
i've had several drinks earlier and they took the edge off but i'm still feeling shaky. :D not going to drink any more tonight though.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've given myself a restraining order.
Once bitten, twice shy. I might be stupid, but I'm not *that* stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post time for tea

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post mgt has retreated into her shell after last night
there was quite a lot of shittiness from all quarters, i think people imagine she's someone she isn't. internet eh? ah well.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one was shocked and appalled
But the internet is a wild place, and we all have to be big boys and girl about it.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wait...
there's a girl on the internet?
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post some say it is so

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure it's not a 58yr old pedo?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i may have read the odd other post on the same subject by the same person before eh?
perhaps that might be it?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe my memory isn't so good.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry.
even if your posts aren't my cup of tea there's no need for me to be a dick about it. i can blame tiredness or stress or a horrid hangover but that's no excuse. apologies.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a room
*sets up video camera*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
i hope it rains all over the olympics. Even on the indoor events
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait till this all fucks off.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Any possible national pride or enthusiasm I might have felt for the London Olympics
has been sucked from me like a colonic irrigation by the reality of it. Shit and biscuits, this was supposed to make me feel good about my country.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^What she said.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^What you said.

(azgiles, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^The circle is complete

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Just spent the day with my folks.
Even my mum hates the olympics, and is convinced they're going to be an worldwide embarrassment for the country, never mind the government- that's how universally they're hated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post you say that
but you're still going to be watching the diving and the mens gymnastics with the curtains pulled and a crate of kleenex aren't you

no? just me then
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be having a similar sex-wee olympics, LP
and then professing to hate the whole thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the hurdlers.
And the myriad of slow-motion replays.
Strangely. Hypnotic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is the reason why London shouldn't have had the Olympic Games
It's been one fuck-up after the other, Thankfully I don't give a shit about the games and I can't wait until is over
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Grandaddy
Playing Electric Picnic. I was not aware of these developments.

This pleases me greatly.
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The Sophtware Slump is one of my favourite albums in the world.
Is this some new material?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's off his solo LP from last year.
Mind, Grandaddy was always basically him, so yes: new material.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Identifying psycopaths from their online witterings
Analysing online chat, researchers found patterns that indicate whether Tweeters are narcissistic, Machiavellian, or psychopathic.

"What are some of the Twitter stylings of these undesirables? Curse words. Angry responses to other people, including swearing and use of the word “hate.” Using the word “we.” Using periods. Using filler words such as “blah” and “I mean” and “um.”

I've forwarded mrandrist's output for careful analysis...
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post But why me?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *writes on notepad whilst slowly shaking head*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Although that was a joke
I'm genuinely confused as to why I've been picked out as the weirdo.

I mean, ahead of Pissflaps?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
But you know where you are with Pissy. You on the other hand are a scary dark mystery..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's probably true
I mean, pissflaps would definitely choke you to death with a dead man's dismembered penis, whereas I might.....or I might not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
You pricktease.
 (azgiles, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks over shoulder*
You haven't written anything- it's just a massive cock & balls. AND you had to stick your tongue out to do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That took all my concentration

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I punctuate.
There, I admitted it. Surely looking for narcissists on Twitter is like looking for hay in a haystack?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah haha.
I like ALL of this comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post What sport can't be improved with tasers?
This actually looks quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that does look fun,

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What sport can't be improved with tasers?
Water Polo?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "Unleash 5 milliamps," indeed;
more like dribble.
 (I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post Roadside dentists in India
Most of these roadside dentists do not have a degree or relevant formal qualification. Usually, they get some dental work experience as an assistant dentist.
 (thomasana, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Forgive me for coming over all Mystic Meg here (the very idea)
...but is your next link going to be to chillhour.com too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post My senses tell me he will break the monotony
with a link to his other spammy site formyhour.com.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You came all over Mystic Meg?
Are you trying to work your way up to Russell Grant?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
your way one out
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
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 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
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Where are all these spamcunts coming from lately?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Following the links
from his site to his site's facebook page to the 4 people who click 'like' on every story he posts, I'd say Russia.

edit: I see he's actually joined in a conversation below, so he's maybe not 100% spammer, although joining in is exactly what a good spammer should do to stop their link being deleted.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My place of work
gets dozens of spammy e-mails from Russia recently. They are always supposedly from schools and always ask for cheap goods like leaflets and keyrings etc. Anyone know what it is all about? Do they work up to bank details slowly? I delete the lot of course, but I'd like to know what it is about and how it works.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you spamcunt
Youparklikeacunt.com Ticket Books and Stickers available now! bit.ly/2lpN1x
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi :)
I hope you clicked on me link (unless you're still en route to Birkenhead).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I am now on the train
Which is remarkably more civilised, although I am bored.
So no I didn't click....
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, and the link takes you to the "horses" advert and everything!
Hmm, good luck with the train. Not got a book, music or phone game? You could always hold a loud conversation with someone on your phone. That always creates an atmosphere of bon homie in the carriage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Glad I didn't click then!
I have all of the above, I find it hard to concentrate when I'm travelling.
I'm now being entertained by listening in on the locals. It's weird being surrounded by scouse again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear you.
I had a flight back from Helsinki recently with a massive hangover. Luckily, I'd been given 20hrs of chill-ut music from one of our fellow B3tans (name escapes me) and it sorted me right out! Still couldn't sleep though, despite having 3 seats to myself :(
Happy trails, Herbs!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Rucky to arive

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacist!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh-oh, she's surfaced.
How's your head this morning, Princess Sparkles?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not too bad, my little chicken pie
Slow and steady wins the race.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
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ohgodhislegohgodhislegohgodhisleg

oh god.
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bummer of a circumstance to end up like that in the aftermath of a crash
Looks like he lived though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post lucky man
lucky man, I do not know that truck did not fall down
 (thomasana, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Lego iPhone dock
Blatantly ripped from The Register
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post What jizzing looks like from the inside of a vagina NSFW
Vile, is the answer.

Utterly NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow!
Right in my eye!
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post She was pregnant with you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Either that or he was doing some investigative work

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking that
*deletes history*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "why would you do this?"
"For SCIENCE!"
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *fwaps*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *films*

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah - i watched 'enter the void' a few nights ago
And there is a shot just like that (but CG) in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Parents. They can really fork you up.
I thought it must be a joke. It HAS to be a joke. It's not a joke.

Poor Analisa-joy, I hope someone buys her a deed poll registration form for her next birthday. Maybe we could start a collection?
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody must have told them, surely?

(lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it 'cos her name sort of sounds like anal joy?
If not then I really don't get it.

EDIT: Just got it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
What were you searching for when this came up ..... eh ?
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post We've all googled "anal baby photos" before now haven't we?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post um.
Let me just prepare an answer and get back to you.
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a website Tabs
should have found ages ago, he's slipping up.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Links like this make me frown regarding the human race :/

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
The fact that in the state of Idaho a man has no way to defend himself from malicious sexual attacks from a woman in this day and age is scary stuff.
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Go ask Bready
and the Herb's basement experience
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I googled that
to try and work out what reference I was missing, but all I found was a handy website called 'natural methods to eliminate spiders'. cheers!
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post make Tab Hunter your friend here

a member for 7 months and 18 days
has posted 1 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 43 messages on the links board
(including 5 links)
has posted 0 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 10 pictures, 13 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
Ignore this user
Add this user as a friend
send me a message
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You think he'd appreciate the link to add to his trophy collection?
I'll send it to him!
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
I can't. He has a kitten instead of a profile.
 (lumpytuna, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I aim to please.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post Linking into the Elderflower post below
I've scampered across this homebrew site. The site will make your eyes cry blood, but there's a fair few recipes there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The ABV's
of some of those beer recipes is equivalent to Jet A1

No thanks....
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've managed to ferment up to 17% in the past

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Was more of an experiment, had ro feed it carefully in stages.
Had 4 gallons of the stuff.
Wasn't bad but I ended up using it to mix with other brews.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 17%
You must have collapsed and shat yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a beer man myself but those look like some well thought out recipes
Do you do use a wort or do the boiling the mash thing?

If anyone's wanting wine stuff than these two forums taught me a lot
www.homewinemaking.co.uk/forum/YaBB.pl
www.thehomebrewforum.co.uk/index.php
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not mashed my own grains yet
Definitely want to though
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)

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