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This is a link post Bali Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With; new bride unfortunately drowns at sea
Who knew there were b3tans in Jakarta?


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember ages ago back in the 90's there were people going round lying naked on the backs of cows.
Something about endorphins being leaked out of the cows skin and the huggers getting off their tits from it.

but that could all be bullocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Also a great way to great ringworm.
..err sorry I mean; I cow't believe people did that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post alan partridge.

(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not Steve Coogan?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoof Alan Partridge?
[ no way Jose ]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post grooming again?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a link post Vice guide to the olympics
Yeah, blah blah, hipster twats, blah blah.
Just a good documentary, interesting interviews, things that should've been covered elsewhere but haven't.
If you object to it being made by Vice you don't have to watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post loads of budget for production
not so much for anyone with an actual opinion worth a pot of piss.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you actually watched it?
No sign of anything but a miniscule budget, lots of interesting interviews with locals etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i have
i watched it yesterday. before it was cool.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Groundhog day is a good film.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It was never gonna please everyone.................
........ I'm glad the Olympics have come to London..........
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked it
and now i can't wait for my copy of "chariots of jizz" to arrive!

i also liked their series of interviews conducted by people on acid...
the dog show one was great www.vice.com/shorties/shorties-the-westminster-dog-show-on-acid
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Animalympics
Absolute gem of an animated movie from 1980.

If this doesn't get even the most hardened cynic into the olympic spirit then nothing will.

Full movie.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
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I think I must have had this on VHS. I remember watching it again and again and again. Fuck knows why. I remember it having some really stupid songs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise. Between my brother and I we pretty much caned the video of this to destruction.
It's got loads of pure silliness in it, and some really great moments.

I plan on watching the full thing this evening to get myself Olympic'd up.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this...
it would occasionally be on a saturday morning after [whatever saturday morning ITV programme I watched]

the long distance runners always freaked me out
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm convinced that this cartoon is the originator of the furry movement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck this is a blast from the past!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post Cat Photos Taken At Just The Right Moment
I'm Ronseal and so is my wife!

GC sagt nein.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I am literally lolling out loud at #6
Silly kitty.

And #15.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I work for the Department of Redundancy Department me.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend was on a bus the other day
Two girls were chatting nearby, one tells the other a joke. Her friend responds by saying "lol" to her.

No word of a lie, she SAID "lol".
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Totes amazeballs!
Kill them all with flaming hammers - it is your duty.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Did your friend do a ROFL?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post probably a LMAO.
pesky LMAOISTS
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And number 15
(despite being in team CAC)
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe nice one.
Of course there's no photoshop on 32...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 21 & 22 one of mine sits like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post #9 Pickin on the gingers

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post #16
*cheeky grins*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Cute clay bear drags the corpse of her father home to see the stars one last time. I made this!
Erm, that about sums it up...

A stop motion animation music video we made. Some of y'all have enjoyed our stuff in the past. Hope you like this!
(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
the concept works fine, however it really does need more frames to be effective as an animation I think. Though I'm a complete hypocrite here because I've done a lot of shoddy stop motion myself in the past and I realise it really does take exceptional talent to make it work.

I'd have been more inclined to make it more like the old Cosgrove Hall Wind in the Willows series www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn1b7YcznSk There's a warmth to that kind of intricacy in technique that'd make your bears more appealing I think. With the tone of the song, too.

Just a bit of constructive criticism!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Very constructive criticism indeed...
And thank you kindly!

To be honest, when I think of the fluidity of your Aardman's and Wind In The Willows, part of me is almost hesitant to call it stop motion animation... Although it clearly is. The low frame rate and lo-fi - or shoddy :) - look is quite intentional, in terms of both style and budget. We tried to keep the movement of the figures as minimal as possible so the music would speak, even move, for them... And there was no budget to speak of, and a deadline to meet... Hence, our own brand of bespoke shoddiness :)

We have priors with the band too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ScJfa0vJU
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Just to clarify, I was referring to my own shoddiness there :-)

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post attractive brunetter at 1:14 is attractive
and no, I don't mean the bloke
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post why can't I edit this?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
You should be able to edit out the "n't"
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1686171
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Both brunettes are in the band...
And I'll pass on your compliments, to both :)
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you kindly :)

(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 1:35, Reply)
This is a link post Guide for forrin limpix attendeez
BE OBSERVANT:
- 1 person running with fire = Olympics
- Many people running with fire = riot
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post On the radio earlier they were asking forrin types who've come here for Olympics what they thought of Britain
"racist and rainy" seemed to be the conclusion, probably not that far off really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post overdub of an old movie with vincent price NSFW I made this!
watch and subscribe if you like it !
(muskrateers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Most b3tians
have ADD

POST A 30 SECOND VERSION
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
k thanks
 (muskrateers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a link post Orbital - Monorail (Unofficial Video) I made this!
sweet sweet tune
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know this track so the edit was a sweet surprise.
Fine fuckedit full of fuck and juice.

Overall Rating: FULLFUCK BUDOKAN
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post aye, cheers
i did an odyssey gif the other day and it make me think of your tool vid, so i dug out some fuck and added it to a bit of fuck, and hey presto.
 (Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post good fuck
i look preward to more music/movie/fuck sweetmixes
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post A Chinese Man Sitting on a Cow Playing a Justin Bieber Song on an Out-of-Tune Guitar
I think I've summed it up fairly well with that title. Be sure to watch to the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
aAAaAaAAaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAaRRrRrRrrrRrRRdvaAAAaAaaAaAaaAaAAaaaAAAAAAaaAAAArrRRRrRRRRRRrrRrrRrRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The ox is the Honda Accord for China
Chicks line up in droves!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the singer has taken some massive drugs, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post MASSIVE. And they were all given to him for free due to his manliness. I mean who could resist.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually better than the original.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but so is being shot in the kneecap.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Olympic Banana
ronnie etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! the Olympics couldn't get more british now.
I'm looking forwards to it pissing down during the Teletubbies revival tonight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Could only have been improved if he'd been wearing a mankini
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I was walking past St Pauls yesterday morning on the way to work where the torch was heading to, people standing on both sides of the street as above, when a white van drives through the middle and out of the window leans a portly, straight faced chap holding a cigarette lighter.

And he got cheered!
 (UTB, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a fantastically silly chap!
*much clickage*

I might have gone to see those relay race people if they'd been carrying a banana.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post claymation + ranting NSFW I made this!
the video took 3 months and a couple thousand frames to make , the rant is perfectly timeless. please share if you like it
(muskrateers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the
Caterpillary fingers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ty
i animated the fingers
 (muskrateers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some impressive lurkage there.
If I'm honest, I lasted 30 seconds. Please accept this as constructive criticism - polish that script up, less faux-drugged/drunken swearing and better sound quality. The animation was nicely done though. Don't give up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I will post it with the original soundtrack, stay tuned
 (muskrateers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post w/ tool soundtrack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5T73iy8fo&feature=youtu.be
 (muskrateers, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post What Sir Ian Bowler had to say about the Olympics... in 2008 I made this!
A little bit of history.
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Click.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Are you invited to the opening?
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My invitation
Seems to have gone astray...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post haha superb :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
Superb wit there.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of interest
has anyone ever thought you were a real MP?
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I do some blogging for MSN-
And quite a few of the commenters there appear to believe that Sir Ian is real. Even at the bottom of an article in which he claims the only food he got at school was a translucent, yellow gruel called 'mudge': "which reminded us of the character it was building with every tooth that clattered into our bowls".

Some people have even taken to writing him long, multi-tweet messages on Twitter.

I usually just make more and more outrageous comments to see how long it is before they cotton on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, brilliant!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU'RE ON THE FUCKIN TELLY!
very excellent as ever
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was.
Since then, I've only been allowed on disguised heavily as a lion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I lol
I click,haha
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post A bit of common sense at last
Paul chambers overturns his conviction over Twitter joke.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole thing was fucking ridiculous from the start.
They could take just one day of people posting on here and lock us all up and throw away the key.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be sharing the cell with Tabs
Bitch
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
#whatacompletefuckingwasteoftimeandmoney pls RT
 (UTB, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post People forget that the reason this happened in the first place was that a member of the public reported it to Airport Security.
Someone with a grudge against this guy, perhaps? At that point it became a "bomb threat". So while it shouldn't have been pursued as far as it did they had a duty to take it seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post But it wasn't ever treated by the CPS as a 'bomb hoax'
That's the point.

There is a specific offense to cover 'bomb threats'. When they found there wasn't enough evidence to bring a prosecution under it, Paul Chambers was arrested and charged under section 127 of the Communications Act 2003.

Their position was never that this was a bomb threat, but rather that it was a 'menacing' message based on a provision that had been in an earlier Communications Bill to stop people harrassing female telephone operators in the 1930s.

The problem isn't that time is spent investigating things that might be bomb threats, but that, when there isn't evidence to support that one has been made, the CPS attempt to find something else to charge people with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My "point" is that someone made a complaint, and that's what started it all.
It wasn't a case of the Airport or Police just deciding they should take action after reading the Twitter post (which is how it's generally reported in the Press). Like I said, it shouldn't have gone as far as it did re: the CPS etc, so I agree with you. But it would be interesting to find out who ratted on him in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I am outraged! My family and I were terrorized by this man!
It makes me so angry I'm going to blow up an anonymous internet tweeter!

Yours,

Luton Airport
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good thing it wasn't racist. That's unforgivable, not like threatening death.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, you're allowed to threaten death so long as you motivated by something other than race, religion, sexuality or gender.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So am I allowed to blow up my black jewish mama doll?

(slarty, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Cloud Atlas Extended Trailer

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
This could be either really good, or disappear up its own arse. I hope it's the former.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Blade Runner and Matrix combined
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post May need to read the book again
Remember enjoying it. It looks like there's 7 films in that trailer!
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a trifle overdone...
But I hope I'm wrong.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So Larry became Lana.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post Jeremy Hunt hits woman with his bell-end

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I think that's more than likely to be a better fitting performance of Britishness than the opening Ceremony.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
What a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Their embedded link doesn't appear to be working.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgMdXNhyXk

Now much as I would like to mock the cunt, surely the blame lies with whoever unscrewed that bell from the handle?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post In any case
The Fucknuttery Express is set to "Full Steam Ahead"
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hes dropped a clanger there

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally
I've never understood his ap-peal.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have had a ringing endorsement from someone

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll
Have to work like the clappers to recover from this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he doesn't recover
And has to to start again from the bottom rung.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post They're taking the Bongos to Pasadena I made this!
Guess what?... Sheldon got Bongos
(fattyroberts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *waves at new person*
Hi there !
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
this must have been the funny bit of the program because they had some people laughing in the background.

Which is helpful.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hia!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, new person.
If everything about the Big Bang Theory were stuck in a burning warehouse, I would be the one outside throwing accellerants in through the skylight. Is it a fair rule of thumb to say that if a comedy series has more than 2-3 series, it's shit? Black Books, Bottom, Spaced, Nathan Barley (all 3 or less, and all excellent). Friends, 2 Pints Of Lager, Gavin & Stacey, Big Bang Theory, Only Fools..., My Family etc. Admitedly, there are some dreadful piles of shit that get binned after 2-3 seasons too. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I present All About Me starring Jasper Carrott and Meera Syal en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_About_Me
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post As I was reading that
I thought it was a pretty spurious argument, but after thinking about it for a few minutes the only sitcom I can think of which violates your rule is Yes Minister, and even that's not THAT great.

And the 4th series of The Thick of It is on later in the year, so unless that goes shit all of a sudden, we'll be able to count that as well.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Frasier

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS HARD^^^^^
See also The IT Crowd. And Peep Show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'm just not that cut-out for by-the-numbers sitcoms.
Frasier never did it for me either. I just picture Kelsey Grammar standing facing camera in a stiff pose deflecting feed-lines in a tiresome posh accent. All down to tastes, I know...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Only in Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers is one of my fave shows

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You still would I guess
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 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post why?
oh god, why?!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked fraiser, there I said it.
Also have a related pea-roast for shits and giggles.


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 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post dads army.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and a big Hello to you too
I think the 2-3 series argument is a good, as you say, 'rule of thumb' but I have to disagree when it comes to Big bang Theory. I liked it to begin with and feel it has grown, developed and got better with each series so far... and long may it continue. I think sometimes people idealize shows that only ran for a few series and focus on thier highlights where as with longer runners they focus on the lowlights. The later series of many shows that went downhill still had lots of good episodes but we tend to remember the duff ones.
 (fattyroberts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'll reply to you.
Hello Fatty. Thanks for posting a comment and proving you exist. I think a ratio of 10 comments to every link should keep the spamhammers at bay.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *Ducks flying spamhammer*
"Longtime listener, first time caller" and all that. I will do my best to get involved and comment. I don't have much content that anyone would want to see anyway but am working on a Harry Potter/Billy Bragg mash-up video that I will get out there sooner or later!
 (fattyroberts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I rather like Big Bang.
Also, Gavin & Stacey only had 3 series. Plus, Only Fools and Horses shit? That's just plain wrong!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, perhaps Gavin & Stacey just feels like it's been out there for umpteen seasons. I couldn't be bothered to check.
OFAH has never made me laugh so, as a comedy show, it's shit. Big Bang characters are just feeding a non-existing stereotype, I think. ("but that's the point!", I don't care)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT HE ACCIDENTALLY FELL THROUGH AN OPEN BAR HATCH!
ROFFLE!

I fear your soul is dead Fray ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, my soul is alive and well, if not perpetually grumpy about the state of things :)
However, show me an episode of Ren & Stimpy, some Buster Keaton or any episode of Bottom and I start feeling that God is in his heaven and all is right with the world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy who created that (All About Me)
is quite an established screenwriter now.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He wrote Dirty Pretty Things?!?!?
Holy Fuck! There's a bit of a shift....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fawlty Towers

(Jalf, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Those 12 episodes over two series were good.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What about
Red Dwarf IV - Without it, we'd never have seen Ace Rimmer.

And, obviously, Blackadder Goes Forth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Blackadder was great. remember how you'd look forward to the new episode?
have you tried watching it now. there's about 3 episodes in the whole thing that can raise a chuckle. Similarly with the Young Ones, we'd watch that over and over again until the tape tracking went nuts. I tried to watch the episode when they go to the pub recently and really struggled to make it to the end.
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Only 50% right IMHO
I agree completely in regard to the Young Ones. I was super excited about each new episode as it came out and watched them all repeatedly for years... but now they have lost almost all their attraction and I barely raise a smile at most of it now. On the other hand I felt the same about Blackadder as it came out and I think that has aged fantastically and I would gladly watch any episode right now and always find them funny.
 (fattyroberts, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this
who doesn't like bongos ?
Incredible Bongo Band - Apache
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post How Elbow made First Steps
great song and sequence by BBC. hairs on the back of my neck everytime.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 1.29
RED!
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the song they're playing at the opening ceremony or something? I've not heard it.
For me, Elbow's finest hour was the BBC Live Lounge rendition of Forget Myself. The lyrics, rhythm and structure all exhaust superlatives. It's pure poetry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the BBC Olympic theme, so it will be played before the shows every day.
On the subject of Elbow as well, they are finally releasing their B-Sides collection later this year. Can't wait for gems like this:

Whispering Grass - www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2V2TiqCY0Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, I like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They have made some amazing B-Sides over the years.
www.amazon.co.uk/dead-boot-Elbow/dp/B008LD4126/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1343389972&sr=1-1
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the backing track to the BBC olympic animation

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's the BBC's Olympic song
This one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cVrjFlt4hI
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post how to make a tool to survive a zombie apocalypse without a hat.
ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off to make one of those right now.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Where do you get the antler?
I'm in central London and its difficult to get Antlers out and about. Any ideas welcome, because frankly I don't think I've seen a better construction this year
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post via the magic of teh internets of course...
uktaxidermy.co.uk/categories/Antlers-Horns-Skulls/Deer-antlers-for-sale/
 (swank, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Richmond park is hot for antlers, just listen for the guy shouting Jesus Christ! Fenton!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post See now,
this just proves that only those able to use gaffer tape have a chance to survive the zombie apocalypse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Some very skillful work...
I'd hate to think how long these took to make
 (Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be a lot of this about.
Personally I hate seeing a book destroyed like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post If they could do this to an e-book, I'd be very pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)

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