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This is a link post Why not watch all of Coffee and Cigarettes on YouTube?
You don't have to, I was just saying is all...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I'll watch this later.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never watched this
as it sounds horrendously pretentious. Am I wrong?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah man, it's fun.
Give it a go.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked
the bit with Steve Coogan.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a series of monologues, some are good, some are ok, some are perfection
such as Iggy Pop and Tom Waites

also notable

The RZA and Bill Murray
Molina VS COOGAN
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:48, Reply)
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It's mother-fucking Bill Muwwy!!!

Always loved that scene.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post mega goodness
Awarded: 1 Internet
youtu.be/8nruUwYobgM

Also by Jarmusch
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
youtu.be/V6i2fImAUcI
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This bit :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhNyafL1cm4
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely film
thanks
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post haz u seen meh dog NSFW I made this!
for dawn encase you forget you hate me.
will you go to youtube with your red thumb again?
will i not give a shit again?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin Bloody Wilson i believe....

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes that's the fella.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike"

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
this is my fav www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iGoMTFqsX0
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah thats a classic right there.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
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1. I don't have a youtube account so i think you may be using me as an excuse for the red thumbs on your vids, news just in: The red thumbs are because your videos are actually crap.
2. Get a life, seriously, the internet is a wonderful thing, you, however, are a shining example of all that is bad about it.

Grow up, for the sake of yourself rather than anyone else, it's obvious, given your behaviour here in the past, that you're a very sad individual who finds joy in the misery of others, you've never caused me any misery as you mean absolutely nothing to me, your little 'Dawn Meme' and your 'fans' hating me on your videos is pretty pathetic too, it smacks of The Emperors New Clothes, you're a lot older than me but you need to grow up, honestly, no one here is interested in your public deterioration into the mental abyss, you have the option of keeping this to yourself, the fact you choose to share it and justify it just makes me worry about the people who'll have to pick up the pieces even more.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.

(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 6:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
^This is actually quite accurate
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
no youtube account yet you go too you tube to see my videos.
oh and you say im on ignore yet you answer me!
methinks someone's telling lies.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't
forgotten I hate you. But I'd never rate your YT videos up or down because either might encourage you to make more. Please don't.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
We have a lot in common:

1. This guy is a pathetic cunt.
2. Well, i forget what two is.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 7:27, Reply)
This is a link post beeb lolympic fail compilation
ronseal
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*
excellent
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post OOF!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post SPANG!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic soundtrack

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post the weightlifting one......
man alive
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They were damn quick with the screen
Impressive. I'd have been asleep on that job within about five seconds...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They should have kept
the bit from last night. After they showed that on Gabby Logan's show, it was back to the studio, where Michael Johnson - who has been calm and collected throughout the Limpics - was giggling like a schoolgirl.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
Sorry, this media is not available in your territory.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Forrins!?!
Who let them in here? We can't have this!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's GC, you would have seen it already.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ GC

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nintendo GC
gamecube init
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post its a conspiracy i tells you....
won't play for me either.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
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"Not much happening at the moment...oh good, someones fallen"
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha gotta love pole vault fails
also why did the Beeb feel the need to add Flintstones-esque sound effects? Obviously someone falling over a hurdle isn't funny without a "bowmmm" noise and a cymbal crash.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the most painful bit for me
was when we cut back to the presenter after interviewing the female GB cyclists who won gold and he immediately held up a massive wad of tissue paper proclaiming something like "I'm surprised I didn't just use all this"

my howl of laughter got me very dark looks from my fiance and future in laws.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cannot play media. Sorry, this media is not available in your territory.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 4:41, Reply)
This is a link post Not really sure what this is but it's not quite right
I found this via the Keepon link that Fadgebadger posted earlier.
In the description it says its a small limbless yellow bird that needs a reason to dance.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a yellow dog shit.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You calling me a coward?

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks like a mutant marshmallow peep to me.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a cross between a Hutt and a Clanger

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post Don't Stop Team GB corporate sponsor blah fun
Pre-viral posting...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "...and cunt."

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a link post You are white, I am black.
Play chess with me.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post thats "art" that is
"art"
yes
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post errrrh don't get it.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I am making
art
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that's so good it should be on display
at the tate modern
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post whut

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody student films.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post Free Pussy
Riot
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one or two there which look almost smooth.
Evidence for running water?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts are that there was most certainly water and similar life processes going on there.
Fuck what the Arch Bish of Canterbury says, he's a mega-bumder.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Take a look at these fuckers! Woo to the mutha fuckin YAY!
mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely shit going down up there.
But bare in mind you will only see and hear what they want you to.
Can you imagine the widespread panic if they ever confirmed proof of another human like life form....
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Weed sales would go throught the roof and prices would suffer from inflationary pressures.
Lets hope NASA don't find anything.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you care to share what is definitely going on up there?
If they announce human type aliens, the same people who have spent years telling us their existance was being covered up would probably start to tell us it was all made up due to some sort of mass population control exercise.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Middle left - looks too rough to be sheared off flint:
mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl-raw-images/msss/00003/mcam/0003ML0000094000E1_DXXX.jpg
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more interested in the hexagonal-looking bits with the round indentations in the middle
/tinfoils
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Can also be caused by wind
Running water doesnt actually wear down rocks itself, it is the small particles of sand that do it (if I remember correctly)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll have none of your science here thank you very much.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I still find it amazingly perverse to be looking at something so recognisable it hardly registers, then i remember it's on another planet and my head just goes "Woah!!!!".
Stunning we've came so far, absolutely.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And waaaaaaaaaaay over at the other end of the scale are these Homo sapiens :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0C-x0GNgc
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning no-one seemed to give a crap last time we landed there.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Define
no-one...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post the populace at large.
general pubis.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Some Sunday niceness I made this!
Nice little chilled song what I made with a rare Terry Gilliam animation slapped on top of it :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really nice, works brilliantly with the animation.
What production tools did you use?
Good work and welcome!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!
This one was made on Cubase SX 2 with some nice plug ins, the violin and vocal bits were provided by an American chap called "Chances End", they really make the track in my opinion. I use Logic Pro nowadays :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Never really got on with logic, I used to have audio platinum.
Still stuck in the dark ages, I use cubase vst 32 with an m audio 1010 soundcard. The strings and vocals really do work nicely, what plugins did you use to effect the vocals? or did you not use the raw?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo I'm not sure,
I made this track quite a while ago now, I think I put some kind of gate on the vocal to give it that pulsey kind of sound, there's a good chance it has ohmboyz delay on it as I used to use that on everything, oh and one of the Waves effects from the Metaflanger, called Glass Echoes which I also use whenever I want to make everything a bit floatier and spacey :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you seek permission from the copyright holder before using the animation?
I'm a stickler for copyright protection.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously not, that comment has already been copyrighted by the scrunt.
See you in court.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's really nice.
Good work
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :)

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that's nice that is
chilled tune to gilliam bizarreness, lovely
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done
Works really well =]
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
I'm on the popular page with my first post. *goes off to phone mum*
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is nice
Do stay :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
Do you listen to any psychill at all? Quite reminiscent in places...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers all :)
Yeah I'm a big fan of Ott and that kind of dubby chill stuff. I've got loads more tracks, I'll be spreading them out though, don't want to carpet bomb links on here :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post drop me a pm with your fb details and i'll hook you up with our psybient fb group
(..that is if you're interested:)

loved the track!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 5:12, Reply)
This is a normal post nice track and nice edit
Overall Rating: Justice
(, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 0:27, Reply)
This is a link post David Beckham was not the first
Funny name corner
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an awesome name!
The chat up line potential is endless!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have another along the same lines but am unaware of the protcol being all new and the likes
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post edit it into the op. you'll be fine.
Hello by the way!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Best put it as a reply to your original post
That way it's all in one thread
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ^or this.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace name!
Stick anything on here and don't care about the wankers that drone on about 'GC' - they all are train spotters in real life.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Last one for now
Hello! I do hope i'm doing it right guys. I seen the abuse for getting it wrong *cowers a little*
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c51.0.133.133/p133x133/319473_10151099114304390_1271302174_n.jpg
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c51.0.133.133/p133x133/319473_10151099114304390_1271302174_n.jpg
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post wait!
I can't quite see, need my glasses... is that Margaret Thatcher being fisted by MC Hammer?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That will do, or you could have clicked edit underneath your original post
and stuck it in there.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ta. I'm a bit rubbish
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Sid Waddell - The Voice Of Darts
A Working Class Wordsmith.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY
is a good innings
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post pizza al mussolini, omnomnom.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post they actually let you make pizza?

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You are invited to dinner, can your PA make a note in his diary please.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You better pick a date that hasn't been done already.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh how delightful,
i will make sure he jots it down in the calendar as my last supper.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! best get a few bottles in to wash it down with.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i would never show up as a guest anywhere
without at least a few bottles, a case might be required on this occasion though.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wanna come round to mine? I'm running low.
It's only a short swim.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i see you wish me dead as well.
wine bottles sink.... might build a raft out of the empties though.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you like pain because that's what's on the menu, that and children.
Keep an eye out for his light shade, it's made from cat bones.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post and human skin.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post what i dont get any pizza?
i will keep an eye out for the lamp shade though, that sounds like a work of art.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He does a great pizza surprise, the surprise being death.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well we all gotta go some time.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And your meter is running...
Bon appétit!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you cook me a 9" bat and arsenic please.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ricin peas.
/coat.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pffffttt....

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Died aged 72
or in his words; treble 16, double 12
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've no interest in darts, but I'm aware of Sid's work, and I've even pointed a camera at him a couple of times. I was genuinely saddened to hear this news.

A true character.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post Antiviral - Official Trailer
Turns out that Brandon Cronenberg, son of David Cronenberg has made a film that looks pretty good.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm curious if it would stand on it's own merit
or even have been funded if it wasn't for his dad.. like David Bowies son's film Moon..
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point, Moon was brilliant though so i was happy it was made, regardless of the breaks Zowie got.
Any famous persons son/daughter is going to get preferential treatment due to name association, it's not right but that's just the way it is, if the film is rubbish though and doesn't draw the crowds he'll be treated like every other hack in da' wood.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post nepotism! bah!
Moon is awesome because this guy is in it
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Moon is awesome for all kinds of reason.
But yes, Matt Berry should be the next James Bond.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Having David Cronenberg as your dad would, if you were like minded
give you a huge advantage. Not only to get a film produced, but think of the tips and experience that you could draw from. From the look of it he's done a good job. At least it's not the usual crap we see out there.
I'd watch this regardless of who's son made it.
As far as Moon goes, I won't hear a bad word said against it. One of my fave films, probably one of the best sci-fi films in the past few years. Way better than Avatar or other big budget films.
And good on Duncan Jones for making it.
I'm sure with his father being who he is, he could have done a lot of things. A lot of these people with famous parents just use it for celeb status and getting into gossip mags. He made Moon. 'nuff said.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but he's no Peaches Geldof.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post sting
was it not Trudy styler (or whatever) that paid for Moon?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Reviews from Cannes are lukewarm
I'm still interested though
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a link post Ahead of tonight's closing ceremony
Check out this gem from the opener. No - not THAT James Bond Queen sequence.

6 minutes 10 seconds in the wally behind and right of the queen...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She's such a spoilt miserable bitch.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post TREASON!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ROYALIST!!!
aka: American.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you! That is a terrible insult!
Shame on you.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, i take it back, you massive cunt.
I didn't mean to offend you by calling you American.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better.
Thanks.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So smug
Reminds me of Thorsten.

Thorsten? Surely you guys know Thorsten?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I see the Archbishop of Canterbury,
he reminds me of this guy...


(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
THIS THIS THIS.

Nobody ever agrees with me (though I remember him looking more accurate in the original game, I think this sprite is from a sequel)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Not available in Eire

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post not available here either...

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's GC but i can shout it for you if you want?

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That is GC I'm afraid.
Scrunt used the very same phrase in a post a few months ago and I happened to read it.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Dawn is such a cunt. Fucking GC. terrible bastard.
In other news my dog smells of badger shit, I think I might chuck it in the washing machine, not sure which program though, is delicates ok for dogs?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
The closing ceremony sounds fucking horrid.
Spice girls, Take that, Brian May, George Michael and other shits.
And I'm sure the world can't wait for the Only Fools And Horses scene.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the Queen?

(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post Crap Lyrics Revue 1
Professor Klaus Heissler critiques modern pop lyrics
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post Doing a poo in a forest.
Kid Carpet singing about crimping one out.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see KC's still doing stuff.
Saw him live a couple of times...always good for a laugh. Love this one of his.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

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