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This is a link post clint eastwood at the GOP convention.
i am not making a comment, on the political message... i am only asking when the hell did he become so OLD?!
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post so he's a cunt then
shame :(
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post

He said, and I quote: "Lawyers shouldn't become Presidents, as they weigh up both sides."

Yeah. Fuck balance. Fuck it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He attended a GOP convention
therefore: Cunt

Republicans are cunts, it's pretty simple.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothin' but a bunch of slack jawed faggots around 'ere.
This guy is a sexual tyrannosaurus.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't he just trolling Romney?
Who graduated top of his class from Harvard law school
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hang on are you saying
this alleged wife beater is a cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post in mitigation
Sondra Locke DOES have 'one of those faces'
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point,
Well made.
 (I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Old wealthy white men yelling at empty chairs.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: the Republican Party.
 (Rogue Sausage, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Monkey see monkey do.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Elderly actor expresses political opinion which people with other political opinion disagree with.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Color spiral layer thingy in javascript, just playing around and tried to make some eye candy. I made this!

No sound, takes a minute to develop, but then does a cool color shift discrete movement.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 5:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats pretty

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 5:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool
Have you played with context free? Really interesting scripting (non-)language and results, well worth the time if you haven't tried it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No but that looks pretty cool.
I was gung ho about making a game but just kind of crapped out making a rainbow anus. Happens a lot actually. I never intend to, it just comes out that way.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 6:50, Reply)
This is a link post Feelgood friday post.
Flight of the conchords make a song to help kids

With the help of kids.

Great responses from the kids.

Its a wimp.com link so I cant get it to imbed sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
I like feel good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 6:32, Reply)
This is a link post shit yeah, number stations
Four open-source CDs of recordings taken from shortwave radio "number stations" for your listening pleasure.
 (Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I love these.
They're so creepy.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Open sauce?
Cool beans!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post please don't say that

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll make him stop, if you dye your hair.
OP- GOOD find!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What cool beans?
Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans Cool beans cool beans
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Food Will Win The War - Walt Disney, 1942
70 year-old outrageous propaganda from a time of actual war. Curiously timeless and prescient, and it's great to see that today's propagandists have run with the ball.

"... and this little girl, grown plump on a diet of our eleven million pounds of fats and oils, would out-weigh a hundred super dreadnoughts!

What's more she'd black out all of Berlin."

It took me a wee while to work out if it was not just a spammy satire... [Edit - it's not]
(Canerbry porks kittens, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun with statistics.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post What emoticons REALLY mean (NSFW) NSFW
I was searching for those secret facespace emoticons (you know, the little penguin and the robot) and I found this page. I'm in a state of disbelief. Please tell me this is a poor joke.
Apparently The Huffington Post is the axis of evil too...who knew?
If this is real, how the hell has it not been trolled to death?
I do hope this doesn't offend anyone, I am pretty appalled by this apparent small-mindedness and I just cannot fathom it.

Is it real? If so please can we troll it to death?
 (anonymous blonde, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha!
please say that is a joke, please, please....
dear god, hahahaha!

(though... i do remember from the 90's seeing the 'Guardian Angels' explain the REAL definitions of file extensions like *.jpeg, and *png (.png was child porn)
they were serious.... o_0
Edit: excuse me i am drinking. i am not the only person who remembered, the Guardian angels ludicrous statements, (if my old brain still serves me it was a feature on the 10 pm news)
cu-digest.org/CUDS8/cud804
which then lead me to the lovely gem of a homepage
cu-digest.org/
have a great night /links. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope it is a joke
Then at least we could say it's in poor taste!
Have you seen the other links? You can get your own "Holy swag"...(See bottom of page)
 (anonymous blonde, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!ouchhahahaha!
'Oh blessed are the Holy who love holy swag.'

help us all...
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'd better update your sig!
I think the lizard people are not too far away!
 (anonymous blonde, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post agh!!!
*panics*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post you wont believe it
but after reading your link I actually saw a group of the 'Guardian Angels' on the subway in Brooklyn for the first time ever. quite odd indeed.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 4:34, Reply)
This is a normal post oh i DO believe it....that is freaky though!
i hope i have not accidentally summoned them...like one would call upon evil spirits :( they have always scared me.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 5:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
christwire.org/2012/07/evil-dolan-meme-corrupting-children/
christwire pls
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
The dolan meme is pretty horrendous!
 (anonymous blonde, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Christwire
is a spoof site, like Landover Baptist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post praise jesus!
i breathe a deep sigh of relief...
and go back to laughing.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post oh please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That site's actually quite funny

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post Hurricane Isaac caused the Mississippi to flow backwards for 24 hours
i find this fascinating. as as storms go it really didn't pack that much of a punch with wind.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow I can't say I'm up to date on the amount of devastation, if any that has occurred,
but that is pretty damn cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 2:06, Reply)
This is a link post Indonesian villagers accidentally burn orangutan they were trying to smoke out of fruit tree
Daily Mail stuff

I liked this comment:

"I'm not an orangutan expert so please forgive me if I sound stupid. But: #1 How was the orangutan supposed to know that he shouldn't pick the villager's fruits? #2: Assuming that he would have eaten some and destroyed some more in the process, how big would the loss have been? #3 Especially compared to the risk of burning down the entire tree? --- As annoying as it must have been for the owner of the tree, I don't think that there are enough orangutans left to be something of a "pest" problem. So why not have it have its snack and let it move on?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post they seem to really like coconuts...
remind me to mail the coconuts from my yard to indonesia. i was wondering what i could do with them.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post if you take two half shells and clap them together
its sounds like a giant miniature horse
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah yes! then i would need to find some minstrels too.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Skunk Anansie - Sane
Haven't heard this for ages
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Got tickets for 1st December
Never seen them before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post oh 1st December are a great band
much better than skunk anansie.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
reason number #17 to be cremated.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
"perhaps you wish to carry two loved ones, side by side, who passed away together or within a number of days of each other."

Yep, or if your entire family die in a coach crash, you could stack them up on the back like Jenga :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pod Malore B3ta changed the way I poop, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Or if someone fat died, you could put a 'wide load' sticker on the back of the truck and brighten up everyones day with LAUGHTER
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if it tips the coffin into the hole.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!!

(Jimmers, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahaha! all whilst making that hideous *beep-Beeeeep-beeeep* back up noise!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh please, yes
Make it so.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Where d'ya wannit love?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Noddy
I want a procession of clowns following the hears which will be Noddys car. I want the doors to fall off, and the engine to smoke and the wheels to fall of. I want the laughing policeman as one of the songs and everyone is invited back to my favourite pub which there will be a custard pie fight.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post Have some Young Knives
I'm drunk on a Thursday so there! Have had the pleasure of meeting these guys. Lovely chaps, and cracking musicians to boot. Brilliant vid and tune. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
*clink* and cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a link post Kubrick:One-Point Perspective
I didn't even think about how much he used this type of shot in his films. Even if you don't like Kubrick this is really rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never thought about it, either.
Now I won't be able to watch one of his films without looking out for it!

Thanks, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No probs :D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I being drunk (I am but ignore that) or isn't every camera shot from a one point perspective?
the clip is more about Kubrick's use of symmetry and a centred viewpoint/area of action

Lovely compilation though, and always nice to hear Mr Mansell
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's
pretty much the definition of one point perspective. Symmetrical and a centered viewpoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post but you can have a one point perspective that is off centre
i.e. fc01.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/303/4/c/One_point_perspective_exterior_by_timluv.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I DIDN'T MAKE THE WORDS

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't?
*burns dictionary*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Only the rude ones.
Like 'bum'
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and 'Poo'?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of mine
along with 'willy, boobies, tinkle and nip-nips'
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post nip-nips
hehehehe
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Norks
That's one of mine hands off
 (AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You are both right.
Why not get in touch with the video maker and get him to make one with all off-centre one point perspective?

Also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perspective_
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post [
scrolls down a bit] 4 point perspective??
Worm's eye view and bird's eye view at the same time??
I wonder why there's no accompanying pic.
 (paperbus, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you can take 2PP pictures
It depends on the direction the camera is facing relative to a wall, for example. The poster frame for that video illustrates it well: the wall that Dave is walking towards is parallel to the plane of the image. I guess if you had the camera looking up/down at something that wouldn't be 1PP.

Then again, you're not the only drunk one.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He did love his ceilings.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely indeed
Unfortunately marred by that damned music. Somehow I can't imagine Kubrick ever using anything like it. With that said, you've given me an excuse to re-watch A Clockwork Orange, so have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The requiem for a dream soundtrack is similarly interesting
in that it's in bloody EVERYTHING.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post If this isn't glasscock, I'll order a large whisky
The finest Ian McKellen impersonator I have heard today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post fnar
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He is very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Like an Ian McKellen/Patrick Stewart hybrid...
Patrick McKellen?
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought that, then I looked down and saw you said the same. TWO people thought it now, and then posted it on the internet.

I think we just made it officially true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he should o "Common People"
That should knock Shatner's version into a cocked hat
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post With the looks of Roger Black?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a link post Save a Cheese!
"‘Save-A-Cheese’ and help the stricken cheesemakers rebuild their lives and warehouses by buying Parmigiano-Reggiano (Parmesan) from the devastated artisan cheesemakers in the Emilia-Romagna region of Italy hit by 2 earthquakes in a short space of time on the 20th & 29th May 2012."
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This sin't spam is it?
Cuz I love cheese, and this looks awesome. I'm not sure how long it would take me to get through 1k of cheese though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not spam, it's cheese. DUH.
But no, it's just me suggesting something I saw that appears to be a great idea to a bunch of what I assume to be cheese lovers. Some maybe aren't but they definitely are ham-touchers.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't they have insurance?
Also, after being in an earthquake won't it be terribly dusty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *shrug*
I did wonder about insurance but I would assume a general situation of under-insurance given the nature of the industry globally. Also probably something about Mafia, but mostly something about really jolly good value cheese. A little bit of dust never killed someone. 5 second rule or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good value? £20 a kilo?
www.clal.it/en/index.php?section=parmigiano

£10 a kilo should get you 24 month Parmesan. Add on shipping, yadda yadda and "good value" should be running at about £15.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not buy direct from Italy?
Seems to be about half the price the Welsh guy is asking.
www.parmashop.it/english/parmigiano-reggiano.html
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to be on the ball there
I, however, am drunk. I will now buy cheese off you. How much for a gallon of cheese?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It might take me a while to come up with a gallon.
Can I go to my Japanese suppliers (Bukake Bros.) to help make up the order?
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's extra cheesy I'll get 2 gallons

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I am currently working on your order.
*may be referring to last week's QOTW for assistance*
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno.
You've probably got one of these anyway.

www.amazon.com/Scholls-Smooth-Sole-Micro-Packages/dp/B001V7RNDS
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post A micro package? Afraid so.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Too bad
hard cheese!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post The Thick Of It : Coalition.
Trailer, starts next Saturday, i hope this is as good as the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post CAN.NOT.WAIT.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the 1st series would be hard to top, after the standard of what followed (In The Loop and Veep too) i'm sure this will be good.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I have faith..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Coalition
Just think of all the new material.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^that

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ The Other

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn't hold it in, you could get bladder aids.
It's true I read it in the daily mail...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *pisses like a racehorse*
Ooo that's better. TA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pisses like a racehorse???
o.0
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *clops*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody well knew it!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Best well wishing I ever had
Working at a urologist conference, and a doctor said to me "You know coffee, I know urine. I wish you healthy stream" Took me a second to work out what the fuck he was going on about, but then I found it a magnificent statement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
"listen to me, Richard fucking Stilgoe, you fucking jazzy bastard"

Yes can't wait.
 (loci, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They may have left the punchlines out of the trailer
Which I suppose is a good thing in that it avoids spoilers, but is this series any good?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The others have been brilliant, superb writing, great characters and some of the funniest insults/obscenities you're likely to hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a winner, I'll give it a look :)

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It is brilliant
but if you're expecting punchlines you'll be disappointed. The humour is all character and situation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Among the best British TV series in the last five years
At least the previous series were anyway. Even if it falls a long way short of them, it'll still be worth watching.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, yes
it's been a while since my last swearing lesson
 (Duff Myver, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:10, Reply)
This is a link post "Legitimate Rape" Pharmaceutical ad.
Blimey. Quite an amazing parody.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good indeed.
Love the last line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too...
I also like the punch in the face, but of course not in a 'good' way!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post People can be really stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post esspecially republicans

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think they corner the market, sadly

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, but I doubt it will find its intended target unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
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i didn't get the link to birth control, what's this in reference to? (i assume some dumb thing a politician said).
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This might de-ris it
b3ta.com/links/845886#post845920
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post 2 hamsters...1 wheel..

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot describe the joy this brings me :D
It even has hamster-phasing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 28 seconds caused me to drool like a happy idiot

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me think of my poor hamster, Cotton. And her encounter with my brother's floor fan.. :(

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
i don't wanna know....
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man
truly an epic tale in 3 acts
 (meepmeep is, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post AHHAHHAHAHAHA
Fucking hamsters
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I'm in tears!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
hehehhe weeeeee
 (loci, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I cried

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRULE!!!!!!
LIKE THIS COMENT 2 SAVE THE POOR BABYS
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post super fun happy hamster time!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Just had a poo laughing

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha!
that is the best. my belly hurts from laughing!
i needed that after the day i have had.
clicks like a crazy person. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fasterfasterfasterfaster
fasterfasterfasterfasterFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!FasterfasterfasterfasterFUCKFUCK!!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
HaC.
 (Buccaneer, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear...
Crying with laughter. Not done that for a while.
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally needed that today.

(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Came in late from work and grumpy.
Saw this. Now literally crying with laughter. Thank you!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Hankey petition.
I'm not going to spam the board with this, I promise, but since I posted that link earlier, this has been set up.

It won't make anything happen, I'm sure, but it makes me feel better that my friend is still making things happen even after she's gone.

That's my last post on the subject though, I swear. I'll be back to being 'that cunt from QOTW' tomorrow.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Signed
Cunt. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post signed

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Signed
nothing more to add :)
 (Duff Myver, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Signed.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you all.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
This is a link post Black Dolls
Just found this on the Black Books Season 2 DVD, quite fun if just for the sense of dicking about
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Tamsin Grieg
Tamsin Grieg.

That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, no, no. Star Trek forehead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)

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