
Cos laughing would interrupt the tomb like silence of dieing dreams
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I do not believe this person is the one who was responsible for the original culinary presentation.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

complicated food preparation. Does not compute. Break egg, fry like hell, take battery out of smoke alarm (again), pick out bits of shell, serve.
Throw in bin, phone Chinese take-away.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Usually they are paramedics, but occasionally the police
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Plz ignore, apparently been posted numerous times. Apologies!
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)

.. was this already posted? If so, I'll see if I can remove it
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Then you'll have pushed something off the board for nought. Now we at least have something to scrawl cocks on :)
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:22, Reply)

is becoming the new Scrunt/German Forklift/Glasscock.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)

( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Right, this may be a bit spammy, but I love curry and until now I have never found a curry paste that does quick home curry making any justice.
These pastes are f'king wonderful, dead simple to use - following the basic guide on the label will have you a truly surprisingly awesome curry in no time.
I met this lady a few times now at our local food festival thingy and thought I best share, but held back on spam principles; but now she has a free recipe download, so it's not all spam it's a link to a free recipe guide. (Getting the recipe download is a bit convoluted, mind you, as they havn't got a real website man yet seemingly)
If you don't want to signup gaz me
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Let me know what you think! I normally add extra onions and some peppers and a touch more of yoghurt, the trick I find is to slowly sweat and brown the onions and keep it nice n thick throughout. The recipe in the package is literally 3 stage :)
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)

But it's a right faff and the smell permeates everything for days and days - especially if you overcook the seeds slightly - easy to do on my shite electric top... But the risk is worth it when having people round. However, this paste is as good as any base I have ever made...
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I recommend these and their website is birdy num num.
mdhspices.com/
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)

www.britishcornershop.co.uk/product.asp?id=16070
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Pataks ready made sauces are pants, horrid. But the Tandoori Paste is fkn gorgeous, lemony, zingy, tangy and reasonably spiceh. Their pastes are much better than anything else they do.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

An old friend of mine (whose parents, coincidentally, are both indian) cooked the simplest meal: salmon fillets covered with tandoori masala mixed with greek yoghurt. Left for an hour then baked.
Very, very nice indeed.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)

My local takaway does very nice Salmon Birran and melt in your mouth scollops.
I thought you were
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)

OH OKAY IM WORSE THAN HITLER POSTING LINKS ON /TALK
Also- anyone know when QotW turned so fucking nasty? There seems to be a hardcore clique of shitcunts arbitrarily doling out vileness.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)

gradually over the last six months or so.
And fish curry is lovely.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:44, Reply)

The relentless piss-taking used to be entertaining. Now it just seems a bit odd. It should be closed for good.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Ultimate free range food, if you dont eat it another fish will.
Very good for you and environmentally friendly.
Nigel Slaters got some lovely recipes for smoked mackerel that you should check out.
welcome to the darkside
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)

wouldn't eat fish, because so much fish is farmed which is destructive on a crazy scale. It actually takes many fish to feed a single farmed fish, so it's actually insane.
That was his point anyway, made sense.
Add that the disease and pollution that comes with the intense monocultures of fish farms. It's a terrible terrible ting *tut tut* terrible.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I try to only buy line caught myself.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:02, Reply)

...and I'm a terrible fisherman so we don't have much fish in this household
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)

There's only freshwater near me and that doesn't taste too good.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Looks up agency. Loads up spam cannon. aims. fires.
Edit: I can't find them, wtf is this advertising? I've found Unicorn media, who basically insert ads into video content, so they're wankers, but ...
Second Edit: Right I'm going to spam every media company I can find with the name Unicorn in. *avenger mode engaged*
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Their shutter is in the background, I'm assuming it's them since they are a digital agency.
I'll leave now, I've given away too much.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)

… and other, more politically correct ways of saying the above. Here's a festive animation to really get you in the mood. Now drop your pants.
(Still debating whether to take this character further and make it into a small series…)
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)

but love it, have a christmas click from me
edit: and yes, need more episodes
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)

This episode is mega vague, but I want to explore the origins and present SHR00 in future episodes.
Also, SHR = Sad Holiday Robot. Episodes will only be released on — and relate to — calendar holidays/celebrations/card company scams!
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)

and now think my best options are Bhutan or The Bahamas. Anyone fancy joining me?
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)

plus £5000 for catering of course
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i've got the £13 million but don't have the extra £5K for catering. Do kickstarter allow fundraising for private army invasions?
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:48, Reply)

( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I told you to use a map....look stop here and ask him for directions. What do you mean you know where you're going? We're lost aren't we Dave!
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)

and turned him into a helicopter yet.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)

some Romanian CEFAX music. shocking! Cool bird though :D
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)

A stupid thing I crapped out, just in time for those last minute presents you didn't really think about.

Choose a classic Crapping Paper™ or make your own. Then print out your own Christmas spoiler.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)

It is a nice idea, and I have advertised it to my social network, by sharing a link with a personal endorsement.
I am every marketer's wet dream.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I have wet myself with gratitude. Many thanks.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Brillzorz!!! All my seasonal gifts will be ruined this year!! Christmas Clicky for you
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Today I'm doing my Christmas shopping (from my desk) and came across these t-shirts.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Dad: Tools, Booze.
Mum: Books, slippers.
Grandad: Books, Booze.
Grandma: Jigsaw puzzle, vouchers.
Sorted most of that out off of the internet this morning and now I just need to go to the off licence at the weekend for the rest. I don't know why people find Christmas shipping so stressful...
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)

apart from I have 3 kids which is the difficult bit!
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:04, Reply)

( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)

also slight TJ; but she did actually have a name bbc, is Jacinta Saldanha to be remembered as 'Royal hoax nurse'?

( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:55, Reply)

"She has a fucking name" as well.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Face it: most readers won't know (or care) about her real name, so wouldn't click a link that used it. They would be more likely to click this.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)

and goes head-to-head with the rabid mistaken shout-outs of the Connecticut shooter's name.
Fucking fucking press.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Like a Royal Food Taster. Stops any deadly pranks from reaching the Queen.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Hoax nurses, coming over here stealing our hoax nurse jobs!.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:23, Reply)

All we need are the Harry Krishna gang involved and we've got a remake of GTA 2 :D
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:57, Reply)

morichesdaily.com/2012/12/pure-evil-westboro-cult-plans-gathering-sandy-hook-elementary/
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)

it's fascinating reading:
pastebin.com/pCTSgLTJ
Also this was amusing a few months ago:

( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)

they have balls, and tits, of steel.
Pretty much everyone who has ever heard of them hates their guts already. But they thrive on twisting the law in their favor. They rely on the 1st Amendment which says:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"
And then they sue the fuck out of any town/county/state that abrogates their right to freely assemble outside of the funeral of a dead soldier or, in this case, murdered kids. They also sue the fuck out of the police fail if they fail to protect them. And they win, most of the time, because lawfully, they're fucking right.....
But I can fantasize, hope for, dream - that the next person who goes postal in Newtown does it to these pricks. And then pleads justifiable homicide and insists on a jury trial.
Cos I can't see any jury, anywhere in America, voting to convict...
Bleh..
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:54, Reply)

of showing the dangers of believing the bible too literally.
I'm sure they are both too extreme and too weird to have converted many people.
People like the Pope are far more dangerous who obfuscate their nastier ideas and do have a following.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)

No shame, no dignity to these people. None at all. When you make the KKK look like less objectionable than they have any right to be (in relation to you) then you're about as low as a cunt can go. People should throw water-bombs loaded with piss at them or something - a drive-by pissing. Maybe mount a woodchipper facing them from the other side of the street and empty bags of manure into it - a shitstorm if you will.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)

But it gets extra points as Ella Fitzgerald drops an "I love horses" bomb at the end that predates b3ta by several decades.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)

It's a choir from Tbilisi.
I heard this on R3 last night, and it's stunning.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)

(although a bit glitchy on the soundtrack, unless it's my headphones)
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I'm having trouble getting YouTube to behave with Safari. I can watch embedded vids here, but the site itself refuses to load them: I get all the accoutrements, but a black box where the viewing panel should be.
Any suggestions about what's gone squiffy? It all seemed fine until a couple of days ago...
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Its Monday morning, and your brains are probably all fried from the weekend, but here's an interesting idea for defeating radar jamming techniques.
Or if that's too much to cope with this time of the morning, here's a kitten.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Ho hum.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)

that plane bombed that school very well this week, while being piloted by a whale from the Thames.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:54, Reply)

At least not because of this. Remember stealth planes aren't completely invisible even today - as was demonstrated in the Balkans.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I've been helping Sofie Guillois Larsen alias Hi World with some lyrics for her new electronica project. There's also a xmas song...
I confess the genre is not my favourite, but hopefully there are a few people here that appreciate these sounds.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Day 4 of our Meccano bridge project, today the bridge will finally support itself! Hooray!
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:30, Reply)


Click for special offers on Automatic Rifles
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:09, Reply)

the more bizarre it becomes. Automatic weapons as the ideal Christmas present?? What the fuck?
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:34, Reply)

( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I hear their President is promising tighter controls.
Let's see if he has better luck on this promise than his others.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Should it have been on a different page....?
That would have made it alright.
www.heraldonline.com/2012/12/15/4486985/the-herald-apologizes-for-ad-placement.html
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I've worked in newspaper ad departments. From the point of view of the page planners (the people who stick ads in the paper) they're just spaces with serial numbers. You stick a 15 x 2 ad in on page 20, and that's all you know, rather than knowing that you're sticking a gun ad next to an article about a school shooting.
Of course, ideally you would check, but when editions are being closed late because of a big breaking news story or last minute advertising demand, there isn't time to thoroughly check the context of every ad versus the page content.
TLDR: It's probably some stressed newspaper employee on a deadline trying to fit ads into the edition without paying attention to where they are going to run.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:42, Reply)

"Multiple editors worked on the page and should have noticed the problem" is a bit of a cop out. Ultimately, the managing editor is responsible for what is/isn't published.
Even if the magazine was at the presses, there would have been time to pull that advert. It would have cost a small fortune, but surely that expense would have been better than tarnishing a newspaper's reputation.
I once had to 'apologise' for something that was published that I knew nothing about and was someone else's 'fault'. But ultimately I had bite my lip and take the flak, because I'm the so-called 'editor' - and I should have noticed. However, I *never* would have published an apology implying that others working on the page should have noticed the problem.
I also wonder how many similar adverts the newspaper regularly publishes?
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Until they figure out there's no difference between shooting a load of foreign kids and shooting their own kids they ain't going to change.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Yeah, it wasn't just a cock-up then? Inappropriate ad placements are hardly an American invention. You're also talking out of your arse.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)

But I can't get the words right - WTF America, WTF?
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)

the level of sadness and anger i have experienced in the last few days, it will probably just result in me crying again... i would like to say one thing then i am gone again. one small town newspaper in SC does not represent America. yes it is fucked up. what occurred on friday is indescribably awful... but to everyone judging an entire country and its society as a whole please stop. i cant take anymore horribleness. :(
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I'll agree with you that there has been too much American bashing going on over this.
End of the day you guys are in charge of your own future.
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)

that's so so wrong
why can't i stop laughing? ha ha ha
( , Mon 17 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
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