Music ruined it
I really wanted to wallow in the sound of her despair
(sithemong, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:11,
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Youtube prank rules #1:
Always scream "It's a prank, it's a prank!" as validation for what you have done.
($$✅, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:37,
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That's what the Nazis should have said at the Nuremberg Trial.
"I was only following orders" was never going to work.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:49,
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^
*guiltylols*
(Mr MannI love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:14,
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Okay - so making your spouse think your child is dead or badly-injured is amusing because...
(Leemondus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:48,
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because you have a huge house
(custard, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:01,
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^this
I get the feeling he's advertising he has a massive house (note estates agents fish eye cameras).
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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Fucking hell
What is wrong with these people?!
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:07,
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Well, that wasn't at all amusing.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:10,
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I hope she left him and got a load of men to spuff on her face
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:13,
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But that obvious 'play' area will end in tears
for any fuckwit parents who think a landing at the top of a staircase is a good area for their kids to play
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:12,
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Fuck off mumsnet.
(rjmrjm, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:32,
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stuffy bitch
That legend of a guy needs to find himself an new woman who appreciates his susiciously large house and awesome sense of humour. I bet she didn't appreciate the genius of that prank call about her parents being dead either the loser.
(dyllonnice beaver., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:42,
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Today there has been 'Damegate' and now this...
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:00,
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Good thing the US government is doing their best to import all this into the country.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:03,
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#4
love it
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:13,
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haha
this
(augsavforgot about B3ta, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:35,
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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:44,
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Most excellent
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:58,
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13
Just for the reference to Flanders & Swan - what all the kids are talking about, I have no doubt!
(Ugi, it's a game of give and cake, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11,
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Brilliant.
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:19,
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Think I first saw this back in about 2006.
So much genius on that site, it's had me weeping with laughter many times.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26,
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It's just not Christmas without my R.E.M. condiment set.
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:29,
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I hope there's a back story revealing how he accidentally chopped his bollocks off with it owing to it's feckless impracticality as a weapon.
And now he wields it out of some kind of Sith penance.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:51,
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I demand you forward this brilliant insight to Abrams immediately
for urgent inclusion into this film - there is still time
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:53,
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he's a Sith Inquisitor starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_Inquisitor " Sith Inquisitors often utilized much more esoteric and customized models of such armament, especially in contrast to the more technical and pragmatic weapons favored by Sith Warriors, "
I really don't know what the fuss is about.
(------, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:17,
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it's bollocks anyway, the light blade will cut straight through the casing of the handle
the only way this cross guard would work is if the light ran all the way into the corners
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:13,
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Just don't let the blade of your enemy hit that bit. Lock their blade between your main blade and cross guard, and shove them away.
Don't you remember anything from your training?
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:18,
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IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:25,
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You could just cut any lightsaber blade off at the hilt, though.
If you really wanted to.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:28,
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my point being, if the blue blade slides up the red one, rather than settling against the cross blade it'll just cut it off
therefore pointless
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:31,
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Lightaber blades don't slide against each other, though...
They lock.
Anyway, the force doesn't work either. It's a load of old bollocks.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:51,
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1. lock lightsaber blades.
2. shoot opponent with gun held in other hand.
(DestructoLettuce, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:09,
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Sweet mary and joseph.
Are you trying to nerd your virginity back, man?
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:35,
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Cortosis hilt
problem solved
(Peej, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:01,
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that's why the guard should be angled
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:47,
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don't agree with what i about to say
but argument against this....
(sithemong, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:49,
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I see no problem with the cross guard which isn't inherent in the rest of the saber design.
There's a risk of finger loss, but the three foot beam of crackling electric death above it is also a potential health and safety hazard.
You just have to be careful, be sensible and read the instructions.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:16,
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The cross guard just should be angled.
Ii present form it's useless at parrying too.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:39,
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I put it to you that there is no risk of finger loss because it isn't real and they just wanted to make a cool looking light saber.
(ForkHas lost his bash virginity!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:07,
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Cortosis, bitches.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:00,
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If you're supposed to be a Sith Wizard anyway
It'll probably be safeish.
Still want to see a Jedi against someone with a sawnoff shotgun...yeah block that.
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:43,
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The matrix would have been different too
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:50,
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Star wars.
(ForkHas lost his bash virginity!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:06,
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I have made a note of every name in this thread
and hereby declare I would never date any of you.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:31,
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not clicking any vid with 'teen thangz' in the description, soz
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:25,
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it's just misspelled 'thongs' and 'boobs'
also generally brilliant little series =)
(macroscian(1 like), Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:38,
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:D
#cheesestringguntowel
(HappyToastGroat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:38,
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Excellent goat thangz as per usual \o/
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:27,
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A definite return to form,
don't forget to leave strips of bacon under the carpet before you leave.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:30,
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(herd of chickensFirst part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:57,
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haha!!!
It's been a while since I've heard that one. :) The WKUK are great. Old Folks Home - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC: youtu.be/TJnZtcY5-Mk
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:13,
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I know, the horrror...
(rrrrr)
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:16,
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And that's exactly what happened at the Japanese F1 qualifiers.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:59,
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Rubber technology is coming on leaps and bounds.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:04,
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Everyone looks older than 13, nobody getting raped, lack of excessive bodily fluids, complete absence of tentacles....
4/10 On the Japan Porn Scale.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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The pRichter Scale?
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:11,
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It's actually kind of cute methinks.
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:23,
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Protip:
No one who is not an utter cunt has ever used the word "methinks".
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:42,
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Technically, you just used the same word.
Buttercup.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:56,
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Self-fulfilling prophecy then.
It was used to lure/irk you :)
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:15,
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this is why we can't have nice things
(HappyToastGroat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:41,
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Fucking idiots. And people are worried about the NSA.
A brave new world of putting everything "in the cloud"?. Forget it. As for NK involvement, well they're not likely to deny it. But frankly a 16 year old script kiddy could have done it.
(JamTallons, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:49,
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Hypocrisy much?
Or are you going to deny uploading ALL those videos to redtube of you putting carrots up yourself? Hypocrisy
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:51,
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Hypocrisy?? You have no idea what you're talking about. Utter bullshit.
Those carrots consented. And all the apples I used fell from the tree naturally. How can that be a problem?
(JamTallons, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:54,
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...and yet when *I* try and emulate your videos
I get thrown out of Waitrose :(
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:09,
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Has to be somewhere poor people go. Like Asda or Lidl.
(JamTallons, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:03,
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Only 380 more days of these trailer reworks to go...
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:22,
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There'll be a new teaser at Christmas
So they'll start on that one next
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:23,
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WUT
More than a year of the internet being filled with this bumf about a film I'm not going to watch!? ffs
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:49,
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I've seen the release schedule
New film coming out every other year. It'll be a rolling feed of parodies, fan remakes, Lego animations.
It will never end. Ever.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:18,
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here here! enough already !!!!! Awaits Happy Toast to post up his version of the trailer...
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:56,
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Absolutely horrible
I couldn't get to the end of that 80 seconds
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:57,
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Bullshit, there was no bet.
He just wanted to be free to dance as he always wanted to dance!
(retroflyHow about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:14,
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LEAVE BE!!!
You're so judgemental of me!! him!!
(SpinIts a thing., Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:18,
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that was not a hard quiz :)
As for the post it's in, I think it's pretty silly to try to equate an influential scientist who is sometimes grandiose or wrong with a woo jockey whose career is based on exploiting people's susceptibility to pseudoscience.
Tyson is not my favorite popular science guy, but the 'gotcha' conservative pushback against him is really annoying to see so much of.
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 4:01,
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