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This is a link post the "pretending to kill your own child" prank

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This is a normal post Music ruined it
I really wanted to wallow in the sound of her despair
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This is a normal post Youtube prank rules #1:
Always scream "It's a prank, it's a prank!" as validation for what you have done.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what the Nazis should have said at the Nuremberg Trial.
"I was only following orders" was never going to work.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
*guiltylols*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay - so making your spouse think your child is dead or badly-injured is amusing because...

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post because you have a huge house

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I get the feeling he's advertising he has a massive house (note estates agents fish eye cameras).
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
What is wrong with these people?!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that wasn't at all amusing.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she left him and got a load of men to spuff on her face

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post But that obvious 'play' area will end in tears
for any fuckwit parents who think a landing at the top of a staircase is a good area for their kids to play
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off mumsnet.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post stuffy bitch
That legend of a guy needs to find himself an new woman who appreciates his susiciously large house and awesome sense of humour.
I bet she didn't appreciate the genius of that prank call about her parents being dead either the loser.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Juarez City: The Most Dangerous Place For Women On Earth NSFW
Dark.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Today there has been 'Damegate' and now this...

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This is a normal post Good thing the US government is doing their best to import all this into the country.

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This is a link post Framley Examiner advent calendar
The first window made me spit coffee everywhere
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This is a normal post #4
love it
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This is a normal post haha
this
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This is a normal post Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

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This is a normal post Most excellent

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 13
Just for the reference to Flanders & Swan - what all the kids are talking about, I have no doubt!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Think I first saw this back in about 2006.
So much genius on that site, it's had me weeping with laughter many times.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just not Christmas without my R.E.M. condiment set.

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This is a normal post Ha!

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This is a normal post I wish #24 was a thing.
and #25 is a bit mental.
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This is a link post Hulk Hogan and Macho Man on Cocaine
Needs no words
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They both could've made loads as throat lozenge spokesmen.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful.
I miss when wrestling reveled in its own daftness.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Super simple electric model train
*runs to the poundshop*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hours of fun for the whole family

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorcery!

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This is a normal post MAGNETS!!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Always wit de magnets.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post seconds before it explodes and takes his hand off

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post could he made that bit of a paper any smaller?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post could he *of* made!!!!
/facepalm
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This is a normal post have

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *their

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This is a normal post *its

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post MAGNETS
Late magnets
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post In defence of the new lightsaber

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope there's a back story revealing how he accidentally chopped his bollocks off with it owing to it's feckless impracticality as a weapon.
And now he wields it out of some kind of Sith penance.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I demand you forward this brilliant insight to Abrams immediately
for urgent inclusion into this film - there is still time
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a Sith Inquisitor
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith_Inquisitor
" Sith Inquisitors often utilized much more esoteric and customized models of such armament, especially in contrast to the more technical and pragmatic weapons favored by Sith Warriors, "

I really don't know what the fuss is about.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post it's bollocks anyway, the light blade will cut straight through the casing of the handle
the only way this cross guard would work is if the light ran all the way into the corners
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't let the blade of your enemy hit that bit. Lock their blade between your main blade and cross guard, and shove them away.
Don't you remember anything from your training?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You could just cut any lightsaber blade off at the hilt, though.
If you really wanted to.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post my point being, if the blue blade slides up the red one, rather than settling against the cross blade it'll just cut it off
therefore pointless
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Lightaber blades don't slide against each other, though...
They lock.

Anyway, the force doesn't work either. It's a load of old bollocks.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 1. lock lightsaber blades.
2. shoot opponent with gun held in other hand.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly no match for a good blaster at your side

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch
Steven colberts video on it, it explAins how you are wrong
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fail: Doesn't have required 3 pbb

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet mary and joseph.
Are you trying to nerd your virginity back, man?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cortosis hilt
problem solved
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that's why the guard should be angled

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post don't agree with what i about to say
but argument against this....

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I see no problem with the cross guard which isn't inherent in the rest of the saber design.
There's a risk of finger loss, but the three foot beam of crackling electric death above it is also a potential health and safety hazard.

You just have to be careful, be sensible and read the instructions.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK THAT

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The cross guard just should be angled.
Ii present form it's useless at parrying too.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I put it to you that there is no risk of finger loss because it isn't real and they just wanted to make a cool looking light saber.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cortosis, bitches.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're supposed to be a Sith Wizard anyway
It'll probably be safeish.

Still want to see a Jedi against someone with a sawnoff shotgun...yeah block that.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The matrix would have been different too

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Star wars.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I have made a note of every name in this thread
and hereby declare I would never date any of you.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :)

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post Blooper Reel I made this!
Just some bits n bobs left on the Teen Thangz cutting room floor
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post not clicking any vid with 'teen thangz' in the description, soz

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just misspelled 'thongs' and 'boobs'
also generally brilliant little series =)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
#cheesestringguntowel
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent goat thangz as per usual \o/

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A definite return to form,
don't forget to leave strips of bacon under the carpet before you leave.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - George Lucas' Special Edition
Title says it all.
Probably G'C'd to fuck but not been on here since last week
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post PM this to Tab, he'll be sorry if he missed it.

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This is a normal post I wish someone would a Lego version...

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish someone would a Lego version too.
It'd just thing.
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This is a link post Messing about with slo-mo on iPhone at the airbase. I made this!
Helicopter fly-over...nice noise, shame about the blur.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I like this one - camera frame rate synced to rotor speed. WITCHCRAFT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQDjJRYmeWg
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This is a link post Get a new Daddy

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This is a normal post haha!!!
It's been a while since I've heard that one. :)
The WKUK are great.
Old Folks Home - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC: youtu.be/TJnZtcY5-Mk
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Just when you think that the internet can't surpise you.....
Mildly nsfw gif.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 'mildly'?

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This is a normal post Yeah alright Princess Sparkles.

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Is this why Jules Bianchi crashed into the tow truck?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like I've found my new niche
*unzips*

EDIT: Oooo Crimbo tree
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ICONS ICONS ICONS!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, the horrror...
(rrrrr)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's exactly what happened at the Japanese F1 qualifiers.

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This is a normal post Rubber technology is coming on leaps and bounds.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone looks older than 13, nobody getting raped, lack of excessive bodily fluids, complete absence of tentacles....
4/10 On the Japan Porn Scale.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The pRichter Scale?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually kind of cute methinks.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Protip:
No one who is not an utter cunt has ever used the word "methinks".
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically, you just used the same word.
Buttercup.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Self-fulfilling prophecy then.
It was used to lure/irk you :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Looks like Lil Kim ripped Sony a new one.
If any of you have any sensitive details on Sony servers may be a good idea to change them.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post this is why we can't have nice things

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking idiots. And people are worried about the NSA.
A brave new world of putting everything "in the cloud"?. Forget it. As for NK involvement, well they're not likely to deny it. But frankly a 16 year old script kiddy could have done it.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocrisy much?
Or are you going to deny uploading ALL those videos to redtube of you putting carrots up yourself? Hypocrisy
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocrisy?? You have no idea what you're talking about. Utter bullshit.
Those carrots consented. And all the apples I used fell from the tree naturally. How can that be a problem?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and yet when *I* try and emulate your videos
I get thrown out of Waitrose :(
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Has to be somewhere poor people go. Like Asda or Lidl.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Now with extra added JJ Abrams lens flare
Straw Wars Trailer!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Only 380 more days of these trailer reworks to go...

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There'll be a new teaser at Christmas
So they'll start on that one next
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post WUT
More than a year of the internet being filled with this bumf about a film I'm not going to watch!?
ffs
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the release schedule
New film coming out every other year.
It'll be a rolling feed of parodies, fan remakes, Lego animations.

It will never end. Ever.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^sadly this^

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
here here! enough already !!!!!
Awaits Happy Toast to post up his version of the trailer...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely horrible
I couldn't get to the end of that 80 seconds
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post Never lose a fantasy football bet.
After Losing A Fantasy Football Bet, This Dude Did A Perfect Re-Creation Of Sia’s “Chandelier”
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit, there was no bet.
He just wanted to be free to dance as he always wanted to dance!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE BE!!!
You're so judgemental of me!! him!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 8:18, Reply)
This is a link post Animagraff: How speakers make sound - interesting use of animated infographics
Warning - you may lose an hour or so on this site
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This is a normal post
What a beautiful way to present information. Top marks
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This is a normal post they left off most of the
fucking magnets!

other than that, Great!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post For all of you trainspotters out there
How to make a locomotive! Very well made 1930s film that really gets in to the details.
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This is a normal post Delightful!

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This is a link post Neil deGrasse Tyson or Deepak Chopra
Take the test to see if you can tell who said what.
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This is a normal post that was not a hard quiz :)
As for the post it's in, I think it's pretty silly to try to equate an influential scientist who is sometimes grandiose or wrong with a woo jockey whose career is based on exploiting people's susceptibility to pseudoscience.

Tyson is not my favorite popular science guy, but the 'gotcha' conservative pushback against him is really annoying to see so much of.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 4:01, Reply)
This is a link post Black on black racism NSFW
....see above
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This is a normal post He sounds like Maddox
But black
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is funny!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Guffaw!!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely he meant to say "biiaaatch!"
innit
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This is a link post Jihad loses its allure once the iPad breaks.
Cry me a river.
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This is a normal post Sound like normal soldiers to me

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This is a normal post Poor little buttercups.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Waj: We'll blow something up.
Omar: What we gonna blow up Waj?
Waj: Internet.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *wanders into Boots and explodes*

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