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This is a link post Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb Solo Cover
That girl from the other day has done a pink floyd cover that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you post one with tits out or are you gay or summin?
Edit: Are you all Stinson Hunter's sock puppets or summin?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, 15 year old breasts, eh lads?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll have a hard time with the "I thought she was older" defence with this one.
She's French too, good luck with that European Arrest Warrant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post take a look
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

UK is the weird one here.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprising, knew about Spain but France is a new one.
Wasn't there some law to prosecute those that going to other countries to have sex with children?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There might be, depending on your citizenship.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Linking to that doesn't make you look like a pederast
AT ALL
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post GOOD.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ yewtree suspect

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You guys do know that stuff you post on the internet NEVER GOES AWAY??

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbh, Fadgebadger is a genuine paedophile, with long, greasy paedophile hair,
so there's nothing being written that isn't 100% TRUFAX.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post All it's going to take is someone on TALK to get nicked and B3ta to get mentioned in the papers....
and everyone will be deleting their post history like mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Not me. #neverapologise #noregrets #epicbantz
Unrelated, P*ssfl*ps has been awfully quiet, hasn't he?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He's allowed an hour a day on the internet I think.
Maybe they put him in solitary again though.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like a about pissflaps, he may be a fecalphile, sadist, snuff merchant who's browser history I wouldn't wish on Pete Townsend......
but... where was I going with this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Be careful. Say his name 5 times and he will appear...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post True, I know he pretty much had to move to Bristol when Tab went through that sleep talking phase.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP GROOMING ME!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking at a photo of your hair:
You've clearly NEVER been groomed by anyone, ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You keep going on about my luscious locks.
Either it's hair jealousy or you want to do sexy things to my hair.

*Flicks hair in slomo*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's the problem
Too many sailors have done sexy things in your hair
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that would explain my unusually high level of conditioning.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate her for being able to play that well and I can't.
flounce!
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if you got your tit's out people wouldn't notice?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Your'e

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have tits, how about putting my scrotum on the table?

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I wearing a badge saying "professional scrotum transporter"? No. Put your own scrotum on the table.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Next you'll be saying that I have to shit in my own trousers!
When will it ever end?
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post Elton John falling off a chair

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 1 1 1 1
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 5 5 2 2 2 5 5 5
2 2 2
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd win first prize in a Tom Hollander lookalike competition.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He got a round of applause for standing up?
I despair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've said it before & I'll say it again:
Elton John is a massive fucking cunt, who should be put on a rocket & shot up his own flabby arsehole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the way he'd want to go

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah?
www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/actor-tab-hunter-arrives-at-the-14th-annual-elton-john-news-photo/57005270

Caption: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 05: Actor Tab Hunter arrives at the 14th Annual Elton John Academy Awards viewing party held at the Pacific Design Center on March 5, 2006 in West Hollywood, California.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs and Elton, sitting in a tree
F-R-O-T-T-I-N-G
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I've tried, but frotting whilst sitting in a tree
would be quite a tricky manoeuvre.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure
that's not Kim Jong-il?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post At least his wig didn't fall off.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the sight of Elton falling off a chair cause that woman to orgasm?
she needs help
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that pig faced turnip?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post old man bit clumsy

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post Some really twisted wood carvings
Very b3ta-ish!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty cool

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post aagh!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
This is a link post You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You can Hungarian a wee-wee

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's outrageous - most of the glitter will be invisible and wasted
What's wrong with sprinkling the glitter on the surface like eveyone else does?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick a sparkler in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it, but somehow this sounds familiar.....
If people will buy glitter to "shijazzle" their turds, surely an LED based one will fly off the shelves like, um, oh I can't think of a suitable analogy here.
www.bigclive.com/usbshit.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Festive felching!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Alice in chains - Mtv unplugged Full set
Gives me shivers
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He was already deep in his demons; such a shame.
And the bass player's message is intended for members of Metallica, who were at the show and had recently cut their collective hairs.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nutshell is one of my favourite songs!

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Metropolis (1927) Fritz Lang
Not sure about the soundtrack, there are quite a few versions on the YouTube.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Another high quality long version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8sraSoClbI
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post In case you don't know-

Numerous attempts have been made to restore the film since the 1970s-80s.
Giorgio Moroder, a music producer, released a version with a soundtrack by
rock artists such as Freddie Mercury, Loverboy and Adam Ant in 1984.

A new reconstruction of Metropolis was shown at the Berlin Film Festival
in 2001, and the film was inscribed on UNESCO's Memory of the World Register
in the same year, the first film thus distinguished.

In 2008, a damaged print of Lang’s original cut of the film was found in a
museum in Argentina. After a long restoration process, the film was 95%
restored and shown on large screens in Berlin and Frankfurt simultaneously
on 12 February 2010.

(as in Wikipedia)

Those two are the 2010 cut, there is a large difference between it and the
previous ones.

\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The original concept art for C3PO was basically this but with less tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post "intentional" gas leak spoils Furry convention

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That chickens leg is bending the wrong way.
Ban double jointed chicken filth!
 (DestructoLettuce, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You still would, though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It was YOU, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 4:02, Reply)
This is a link post A writer from The Onion has got a job at the Guardian.
That's the only explanation I can think of.
 (Conthortius, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ.
I'm certain they wrote that 'Farage blames immigrants for the the M4 being busy' story as well...
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That is beautiful.

(DestructoLettuce, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Lady Benjamin had nothing to do with that.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very reassuring
That the proposed welfare cuts aren't going to be as far reaching as had been feared!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody right, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the comments.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post 90s flashback anyone?
A House - Endless Art
(DestructoLettuce, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
You made this, I like this.
 (Conthortius, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly I did not make this.
I wish I had.
 (DestructoLettuce, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They were a great band.
They remade Endless Art in 2006 with more recent deaths.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWiBSv0uQo

I think they should re-record it every few years.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them at Newcastle Uni in about 1990-something
they were ok I suppose
 (Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 1:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Event I made this!
I've been listening to a lot of Kavinsky/ College/ Power Glove, thought I'd have a go at something similar. Sounds nowt like any of the aforementioned artists.
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice build, would have done a bit more with the drum eq & positioning but pretty good!
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!
I'm still learning how to EQ 7 master stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
EQ isn't actually to hard to do, basically I find the most useful thing is to use the spectrum analyser on each isolated track / instrument and find where the most energy is (i.e. peaks) is at i.e. and then use the eq on each track to create separation between each track so they don't conflict. To be honest most of my early Rodeo Terrorist stuff was hardly eq'd at all, but since I lost all the masters in 2013 there won't ever be a retrospective 'Remastered' album (& probably a good thing ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff. there only so much you can do with my 'turn everything up to 11 and hope it sounds good', approach.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a laugh out of the 8 bit Morrissey

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality
very atmospheric. Really nice.

I'll let the other trained audio engineers comment on the EQ Levels....
 (TheManofScience, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post A load of coloured balls on an escalator
A load of coloured balls on an escalator
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the term "balls of colour".

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean "balls of mixed heritage"

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we can all agree that he just likes balls.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it too difficult to link directly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5P-c7rc4bA
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You have automatically been signed up by those clever ball lovers on faithbook.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post lolfacebook

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more balls

(sithemong, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit lame, guy at the top has to keep kicking them down, "artist" looks sheepish doing it and customers look unimpressed because they have to find another escalator.
Should have been down with slinkys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post want to play with molten sugar?
i tried making this
havnt tasted it yet , but once all the bandages come off and the fire brigade say the house is safe to enter again i might let you know how it tastes, that will depend on how my taste buds regrow and if the lip transplant has worked
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Where can I buy the soundtrack?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post you could use a convertor to grab the audio track

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Your description makes it tempting.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i do try to be informative and concise with the descriptives i use

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post simply delish
I hope I can get out of breath slicing caramel too, if I eat enough I'm sure it'll happen...
 (sithemong, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks like he found a way to beat Anorexia!
 (Benzyl, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post he's managed to beat an irrational fear of food
by eating lots? how does that work?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
This is a link post Been captured by Nazis? You need to watch this:
(Do not watch if allergic to properly articulated English.)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet this is reich up your street?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruddy well chuffed.
I like the casual jolliness of this kind of English.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "Don't tell him Pike!"

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post What if they put your nuts in a vice?
This is bizarrely gentlemanly. Maybe it was made to assuage the airmans fears?
 (felixcoen, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't badly done all things said
probably the playbook in use to this day
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
Wise's landing really was wizard!
 (sithemong, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post I decided that star trek dwarf clip wasn't long enough I made this!
so here is an extended version.
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely hypnotic

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Kirk rides: 20p for an hour.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding in every way.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Now do a 10 hour version
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ....speeded up with the Benny Hill theme added. :-)

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the humanity!
How could you let this go on?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This is too upsetting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post But SO easy to masturbate to.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post LACK OF GUNS I made this!
i will expect a red thumb please dawn
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You want a gun?
Why?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
squirrel removals
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 inch nails
Two planks and a bungee cord.

RSPCA might call.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post just throw some cats at the squirrels
doI t enough times and you will manage to get rid of your squirrel problem.

Unfortunately you may end up with a tree full of cats

you can of course then throw dogs into the tree to get rid of the cats
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post And then Koreans?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post no they will waiting under the tree for autumn

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody better tell them that she moved back to the US
She can't stand the French apparently.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you want to remove the squirrels?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Black invasive squirrels
Here, eating our nuts...
Etc.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Drop a paving slab on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Going to need a Lancaster for that
And a good aim.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that pose a difficulty?
I have recently obtained one ACME Paving Slab Launcher for just such an occasion. I will use it to dislodge a Lancaster from the sky, and then continue with Plan A.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Please film
Please
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Really Big Cat (Part 1) I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I liked it!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post Double Dutch extended version
I never knew there was one. Does it make me want to GET OUT THERE AND SKIP?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post such a great tune
not entirely their creation though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNunnQ9MB7k
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking how it sounded South African
quite obvious now
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post There has been no new music
for around 50 years now. I always get irrationally irritated when teens spout about how great the latest song writer is, while I'm thinking... Hang on, I know that tune/riff etc.

Edit: My favourite axample:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPXqkjpXZ_k

Try singing the hymn 'Amazing Grace' to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
The channel where that tune is posted is gold.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Great post, I've always loved this tune and the video. It's the best thing he ever did. I've still got it on 12".
Notice how he starts to sound like Alan Whicker around the 7.30 mark?
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hello, operation Yewtree?
"When I was underage there was older and well respected man in the music industry that used to make me and other girls wear skimpy skin-tight uniforms and perform acts for him while others watched. It involved the use of ropes. Now I'm older I think I have a claim."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Was going to post this the other day
It's one of those songs that should be shit but is actually rather good
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I recall buying a remix of this by a group called the Dope Smugglers.
I can't recall that it was very good.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post floof

(m.auron, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is amazing.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha lully!
Wait a minute, that's not his finger!!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
hurrah!

i need to try this on my mum's cats, though they are so lazy it may not be as entertaining
 (I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)

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