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This is a link post Earlier li9nk led me to this set of pics of Alien landscapes on Earth
just set Emerald ice pic as my background great pic
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 17 May 2015, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely they're earth landscapes on Earth.
The on Earth bit is the clue.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 18 May 2015, 5:00, Reply)
This is a link post stronk

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post sprunk

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 17 May 2015, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post Could this be the worlds BEST EVER music video?
The animation is just sublime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post fake,
none of them wets themselves and cries
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This could be a review of every date of mine
for the past year. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post MOOVE.........
YOU
JOINED YET?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
This is a link post Elephant rocket blows up mosque.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiler:
Does not contain any elephant :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Allahu Ackbarbar

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Allah not-so-akbar

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If He was so great He would have plucked the rocket from the air.
I suppose that leaves two options: either He's not there or He isn't that keen on organised religion.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Elephant in musth blows up mosque.
It will happen eventually, like most things that rhyme tenuously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It flies like an elephant.
What was it launched from? A trebuchet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 May 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post An elephant gun

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post An elephant gun
is a gun owned by an elephant
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That'd be elephant's gun

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 18 May 2015, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post is this deliberate or self inflicted?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post wrong type of mosque
obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Forrins
mad I tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post McLaren F1 vs P1
#Cars
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks I think I will enjoy that, though I suspect apples to oranges.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more
Awesome Apples and differently awesome apples....

Personally I prefer the more rugged handling and driving of older performance cars (I think the reviewer thought so too, but didn't say it)

It's the difference, I think, between feeling the driving itself and operating some safety censored fly by wire computer corrected controls and going quickly....

The latter can make the experience great - but deep down you know you aint doing it. Even if the servos are millimeter accurate and sub 5ms responsive, you still know deep down that your right foot isn't pushing a cable which is attached to a valve which directly effect air and fuel into to a carburetor / fuel injector.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
Give me a Talbo Lago T26 any day of the week.

 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's a thing of awsomeness.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The only way I'll ever get to know the difference is if I go twocking.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You're always welcome to come drive my tiv mate ;)
Also... TWOC-KING ! like it. no half measure there. If you are gonna do it, may as well be the KING of it ;)

Edit google search for tiv: www.google.co.uk/search?q=tiv&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=N_dYVePdBsv0UpWsgaAP&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1386&bih=1248

I meant TVR
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Look for TVR stories in comments :)

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Diaries and Letters - Letters of Grand Duchess Anastasia
"..I am sitting and digging in my nose with my left hand. Olga wanted to slap me but I ran away from her swinish hand.."

"..We all have pistols now and we like to shoot very much. In the evenings after dinner we go to play in the Corner room where Olga, Maria, Alexey and I hide from each other and then shoot at each other in the darkness, but Alexey is sometimes scared and does not enter the room..."
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Loz's 7-tone fart

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that brought a tear to my (brown) eye.
Beautiful! *click*
 (Leemondus, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Anal fissure?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post one time i trumped the tune from Close Encounters

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I once trumped the bass-line of 'zombie nation'
trufax
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post most people must have trumped something by Hans Zimmer

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post little known fact
most of the parts to Chameleon were farted to Herbie Hancock by Sly Stone after a gig at a sauerkraut festival in New York.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 18 May 2015, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do a foghorn?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It
Sounded like it went down one leg and up the other.
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I call autotune

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post fartotune

(Leemondus, Mon 18 May 2015, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post no idea why..
but i laughed my cock off at this!
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 18 May 2015, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post "If you're not at Oxbridge " you are wasting your time "
Seeing as it appears to be a day for twats
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The University of Edinburgh was founded in 1582,
but i'm glad these tosspots don't consider it to be in their country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pah! St.Andrews founded 1411

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Glasgow 1451
Aberdeen 1495
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Jagiellonian University 1364

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure that is in a different country

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post University of Carthage 372
was good enough for St Augustine. Cambridge was just a duck pond and a haystack back then. Oxford was, well, just that - a ford across a muddy cattle path.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm quite certain St Augustine got his degree online though.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a Russell Group
Made fuck all difference to me
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post me too,
wish i'd never bothered sometimes, should have got a job at 18 instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the social life even that good nowadays to justify it?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post not if you're a working-class Northerner

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 'The Tab' ha!
is it a tabloid about grammar ,spelling mistakes and mid-life angst?
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 17 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Flouncing tips

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but he's correct though.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post First footage of new Joker revealed
I was sceptical re. the casting, but this is promising. Looks like he'll be giving Nicholson and Ledger a run for their money.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoah - sinister!

(Leemondus, Sun 17 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 17 May 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post 'Flies fear swatters.
May have other emotions'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was a faintly terrifying website

(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awesome.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the shit eating giggling
as Vader force chokes the other guy that sells it. You can almost imagine him masturbating under his desk as Abbott beats the shit out of Hockey.
 (gijoel, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post

(gigpiglet, Tue 19 May 2015, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post Game of Thrones characters
Disney animations style.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 17 May 2015, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You know nothing
Very nice
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty damn good

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post Dance With The Devil - Immortal Technique NSFW
It's my satanic b3ta birthday!!!!! no candles but 6 years 6 months and 6 days since i signed up. :D NSFW for harsh adult lyric content.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 17 May 2015, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post a bit repetitive that

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post aye. it was the first song with the devil in the title i could thing of.
it's grim and depressing as well as repetitive.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 23 May 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post Senior ISIS figure taken out by US special forces, his wife captured.
Loads of ISIS fighters killed with zero casualties.

A young Yezidi woman who was being held as a slave of the couple was also rescued.

Awesome :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome how? like a clown?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the guy is dead
and lots of intel captured, with no casualties. Plus a woman enslaved by ISIS was rescued. All elements to make that awesome.

Bit weird you didn't get that
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post get what?
the party line?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Remember when you used to have a party line with your neighbours for the phone? We just don't have that sense of community these days...
 (sithemong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You never heard of facebook?

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post how are clowns awesome?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 May 2015, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Big shoes and exploding cars? You want MORE?!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post REAL clowns ARE awesome.
People dressed as clowns, not so much.
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much want to see the back of ISIS,
but I suspect you're rubbing yourself off with an airsoft M-16 right now over some dude being slotted by a bunch of rough, tough and buff dudes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 May 2015, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more relieved a young woman enslaved by these fascist scum was freed
fuck knows what horrors she's been through. I'm glad all the fascist vermin cuntish scum they encountered are dead because they were all wankers. I can't put it more basically than that.

With no casualties to the soldiers who took part. Awesome.

Having a smoke and off to bed. I don't own a gun :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post every ninety minutes
3000 babies are born and the world spends 300000000 dollars on war. fuck off.
(2012 figures - they have no doubt increased in recent years.)
a record number of seconds have passed since the dawn of time. trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
What the fuck are you on about?
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post life, the universe and everything.

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post now off you fuck.
i'm fucking angry. you have wikipedia at your finger tips. fucking use it.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that
I might turn a few pages of that most sacred book in celebration of tonight's most awesome events.

Seriously, in this instance they were islamic radical fuckcunts getting cut up by bullets and being slotted, I would have exactly the same reaction if the religious wankers were of any other religion. Though there is a rather bleak outlook on that front to be honest, other than catholics being mental, and a few christians bombing abortion clinics every other decade.

In comparison, Islam is fucking mental. Has nobody fucking noticed? Or do left wing people hide themselves from heeding any of what's going on in the world; atheist bloggers being hacked to death in Bangladesh, flogged in Saudi Arabia, the wholesale movement of communities being savaged out of the middle east by sunni extremists etc etc. Islam is also seriously homophobic, even among the moderates, so fuck all of it.

And a young woman the couple enslaved was rescued.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 17 May 2015, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ok - let me break that down for you -
-Seriously, in this instance

what instance? what is it that differentiates this instant from any other?

-in this instance they were islamic radical fuckcunts

what does this even mean? there is no logical or rational basis for this stance beyond the ignorant emotional response triggered by external cultural/social stimuli. this statement appears to reveal more of the source than it does the intended target.

-getting cut up by bullets and being slotted

the less said about this, the better.

-I would have exactly the same reaction if the religious wankers were of any other religion.

this statement is an hour long lecture in itself.

-Though there is a rather bleak outlook on that front to be honest, other than catholics being mental, and a few christians bombing abortion clinics every other decade.

christ. i've run out of steam.
i give up. you win. well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tar
to bed then
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sun 17 May 2015, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
x
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 May 2015, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oh OK then so that makes everything ISIS does OK
you massive knobhead
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 17 May 2015, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good, better this than a drone bombing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hello!
I agree
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 17 May 2015, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lap up the propaganda like a good citizen...
Sounds like something went very wrong on this mission and the real target was not "got".
They have been very busy with creating a backstory for this guy, I was listening to the radio yesterday and an ex CIA guy was saying that he had seen this guys job title and what he does for ISIS change 4 times within a few hours. He went from project managing the oil fields to being in charge of the whole economy to being head of hostage taking.
Also he mentioned that if this was someone of significance then the story would not have been leaked to the world hours after his capture and that people in the intelligence community are angry at the Whitehouse press office for putting out any info at all. They fear lots of tossed telephones and trashed laptops now.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it's funny how they only intervene now,
when the supply of oil and gas becomes an issue.

But i don't really understand exactly how you can have loads of people killed with no casualties.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Because none of them sounded or looked like me

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 18 May 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post Do you want to build a Snow Dick

(ymmit, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "The restaurant had reportedly been serving human meat (not pictured)"

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the clowns gave it away....
they taste well funny.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 16 May 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *gets nose bleed*

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post DONT TOUCH HIS MEAT!!!

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 16 May 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/gwgGp4nlMwQ
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post choon
quite enjoying the courtney barnett output of late: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nr1nNC3ds
oops - www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sW53Hjo30
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post no mention of how tasty it was
how disappointing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The hotdogs tasted like human cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 17 May 2015, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh we thought you wanted sir's loin

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 May 2015, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's really getting around to all of the sites, now.
It's bollocks, of course.

www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/nigeria.asp
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sun 17 May 2015, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but, but, but,
the authorities found mobile phones, so it must be true
 (sithemong, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the Metro for you.
Why do journalism when you can recycle press releases?
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 17 May 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post classic Savage Africa story.
almost certainly bollocks.

Also I prefer the term Long Pig ;)
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Waiter!!!! I don't want to complain, but the crackling on this meat has a tattoo!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 17 May 2015, 14:25, Reply)

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