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This is a link post Karen Mantler - People Die
inevitable and somewhat less cheerful than J-pop
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post I can't get no sleep

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Like
skillz
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Old ravers never die, they just get spoons.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hipster haircut
I think I saw something similar here some time ago. I wonder if this
is the same guy few years later.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen before but it's quality

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth a login
Have a bit of educational TV from Sweden:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUeqwH79hJM

/back to lurk mode now
 (surkaka, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive spoonery!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Aug 2015, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post Cookie cutter looks like a cock.
!
 (#1, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post with advanced testicular cancer and erectile dysfunction

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Would glass cock be too obvious a comment?
Probably....
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Main link took me to spam central on phone

Wouldn't mind that bong though ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a kind of nerdy misspent youth...
and bong building was one of my weekend hobbies - I could have written a book on it. That second link you posted is a very nicely manufactured version of my magnum opus.

The 'percolator' effect was greater with mine though (I used a ping pong ball with hundreds of pin pricks in it). The description fails to mention the reason why it works though - smaller bubbles have a much lower surface area to volume ratio, and therefore get cooled by the water better, as the cooling effect only occurs at the edge of the bubble.

Surprising how many of the features they've used though - even the diffuser at the top. My bowl was the biggest piece of a socket set that I 'borrowed' from my dad's garage - the reasoning being that the large chunk of metal absorbs the heat of the lighter more effectively.

It's a shame I'm all grown up and can't stand the stuff that you put in them anymore... I could have made a career out of designing them.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever man!
So you're the Jo Bazalgette of bongs. Get over it. Let it go.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Some say smoking dope leads to hard drugs.
They're wrong, it's much worse than that.

It leads to DIY.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
It really does
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Kermit?
make sure audio's on
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post Google Street View Player - plays Google Street Views
Type in a start point and a destination and relive your commute in glorious Street View technicolour. Or drive by your house. Or you 'girlfriend's house. Endless possibilities.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post navigation could be better, it ended up going through a load of buildings

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I was on the opposite side of the road most of the way...

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Need to visit a place for work tomorrow afternoon

So might use this in the morning, cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Surgeons Have Been Advised not to listen to Loud Music in Theatre I made this!
quite right too
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The visuals are not dissimilar

To dropping acid and listening Cattle Decapitation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post or those good ol' SPK concert projections
minus the autopsy close-ups.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
that's enough internal organs being cut up for one day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post I LOVE YOU ALL. EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU.
G.C. from a few years ago - thought it deserved a re-post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post that beach full of people!
MY WORST NIGHTMARE
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Agh! I'm like you on that.
Hundreds of kids drowning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Aug 2015, 5:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Purple link. As you say, well worth a re-visit.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post EXCELLENNT!
never seen that before, cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to page 3 and realised.....
3 of 153. Oh well, sleep is for the weak, I suppose.
Clickety!
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting stuff
but not one of them is credited - I wanted to find the story behind some of em but no credits at all
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I know the reflected fatties one, 'cos I clipped it on b3ta a few months ago.
Someone linked a video of some idiots' kids teasing a gorilla to the point its mate got so pissed off it ranup and smashed the glass at a zoo.
www.b3ta.com/links/1296136#post1296201
Right at the point it hit the glass, it was dark enough that you could catch the shocked reflection of the fat fucks filming it.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Robot snake plug-in charger below reminded me of this:
Esther's - Amon Tobin
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Tesla's new charger prototype
makes me feel more than a little uncomfortable.
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.... that's right... get in that hole....

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And er pump it...ahem,.. Full
Of Juice.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I... er...
Need one for research purposes...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
thats a shitload of expensive robotic equipment to save you the 2 seconds of plugging in a cable yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post the energy used to produce inventions like this
must surely outweigh the net benefit of electric cars...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Drive it in the UK
and your shiny clean Tesla is 40% powered by coal.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's still nice gt car, if a little underpowered.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Save you 2 seconds then wait 9 hours for it to charge.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:08, Reply)
This is a link post Col will love this song!
I wouldn't sing along to it on the bus though.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post thank heavens

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Dinklage-a-like contest winner!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlzIgSvnYc
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Americans watch Geordie shore for the first time
A jewel in the crown of my local heritage if ever there was one.
Up there with Greggs and Spuggy
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post no way I'm clicking that

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Why neet?
What's yor problem? d'ya neet leek the geordies or somethin? gan on the magpies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post is this you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcnN8-sJ8Hk
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i wont stand for this casual racism

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I heard heated a conversation between a Macem and a Geordie on the number 12 bus going through the Nam (fen nam) about who's football team is best. It took their smoggy mate to point out that they are both in fact rather hopeless. In fact last year the two shitest teams in the league. The Geordie lad pointed out at least we have Geordie shore, imagine a Sunderland version...... No please don't ....
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post er...your sig?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post it's an OT inside joke dear.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post OT?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Occupational therapy

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post offtopic
we're really cool and edgy
 (I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks dear.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post not clicking that, probably gay interest

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *definitely

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the Americans in the clip seem to have problems seeing willies.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you ever see the pilot for that show?
youtu.be/ctdl1Dxb8PY
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Evil Will Prevail
In considerably less time too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like that band

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is interesting.
I've been in full axe murderer mode this morning, and you may have just done the world a favor by posting this. 1986. I was full of optimism that would soon be crushed.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that's good!
Optimism, I wish I had some of that. I like to think that if I wasn't so pessimistic that I will be optimistic in the future.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why we're not allowed to know the future.
We'd be way too optimistic.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post An important 11 second PSA about a very specific kind of guy I made this!

(david wiswell Please love me, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's you again

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a fucking cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, that was dismally shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I refer the honorable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago.
www.b3ta.com/links/1326174
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't watched this yet

Can somebody sum up the 11 seconds in 11 words?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Spamming cunt performs Merkin 'humour' on UK website. The cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!


Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirt

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one R to many in that comment.

(Tuftedshag, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 7:08, Reply)
This is a link post Slow Mo Ball Explosion
Ping-pong balls that is.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! Academic standards at Plymouth are clearly very high.
That sort of science is really advanced, post graduate level.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I pooped in that building today
there was no explosion
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see the youth of today are just as excited about Science as I was as a lad
"ARE WE READY!!!!?!?"




"yur...." *checks phone*
 (waruuu, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 'come and get into massive student loan debt with us!'
'it'll be fun!'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post Cool conman in suit cleans out safe of £40,000 at Asda after posing as a member of Trafford Park supermarket staff
A haha A haha ha ha a haha ha ha ha haahah ah ahahahahaha h haaahaahha hah haahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post When I'm Prime Minister
that's exactly how I'll run the dole office.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Good car advert halfway down the page.
"Confidence!!" Etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Leftfield & Sleaford Mods - Head And Shoulders

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post stand out track on the album
standing out in a "what the fuck is this doing on here" way
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a bit shit.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Like having a filling at the dentists with no local anaesthetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Embarrassingly bad
And a sad end
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah I thought the whole album was a bit of a dissapointment, but this track got me wondering if it was a joke album and they'd put out the real album after.

They were a bit crap live too.

*moans about the good old days and listens to Leftism again*
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 18:40, Reply)

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