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This is a link post Smak My Badger EP76 I made this!
My Electronic Music radio show from 21st Nov finally cleared YouTube copyrights (except Germany, but you're used to that I'm sure), enjoy.
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This is a normal post *downloads*

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This is a normal post :)

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This is a link post Thames Valley Police video explaining consent for idiots.
It's very good. I'd even say that it's quite good.
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This is a normal post Wish someone would pour tea down my throat in the morning

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This is a normal post "Buys large thermos"
Tetley?
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This is a normal post I have standards you know

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This is a normal post So is he just going for tea...or sex ahhh.
Tea or Sex? Warning Contains Fuzzy Stewart Lee
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This is a normal post what if
someone pushes a tea bag my way, and looks at it suggestively, before then pushing a bowl of hot water my way and then looking between the two before looking back to me and raising their eyebrows...

what do i do if they only drink de-caff? do i leave the bag in or take it out?

I HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!
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This is a normal post what happens if the teabag splits?

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This is a normal post Imagine walking home from work late at night and being dragged off for a nice hot cup of tea, it would be lovely!

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This is a normal post Surprise Tea!

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This is a normal post
what about just a teabag instead?
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This is a normal post Mrs Doyle is a rapist?

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This is a normal post I'm not one to brag, but I can drink 7-8 cups of tea a day. I can even make one cup last for an hour.
I can even start a new cup immediately after finishing without needing a rest.

Edit: If someone's unconcious, are you allowed to take a photo of their empty cup and imagine filling it with tea later?
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This is a normal post Those sort of thoughts are best kept to your self, you wouldnt want to become a laughing stock over some trivial brew-ha-ha

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This is a normal post I make tea for my missus when she's asleep in the morning

But if she doesn't wake up, I have to drink it myself.
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This is a link post The making of Viennetta

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This is a normal post Much as expected.

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This is a normal post this means nothing to me

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This is a normal post Shaddapa ya face

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This is a normal post Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

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This is a normal post Where beer does flow and men chunder

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This is a normal post I keep expecting
to hear the How It's Made guy's voice come on saying "Next..."
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This is a normal post A good metaphor for life
Floppy, then choppy, then disappearing into a hole with all the other Viennettas
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This is a normal post And a binful of rejects that have only the slightest imperfections

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This is a normal post I reckon that would buff out

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Maybe the bin catches the ones that take the corner too fast.
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This is a normal post Reminds me of a leather-clad Midge Ure:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnoO_0GIoEw
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This is a normal post Wow

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This is a normal post this was when he was going through his village people stage

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This is a normal post all i need is 10 minutes
alone with that waste bin.
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This is a normal post Asda has vienettas for a quid at the moment
I ate 2 last night :(
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This is a normal post Respect

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This is a normal post Why did I first read that as 'Adel has....'

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This is a normal post she eats 2 for breakfast

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This is a normal post I read Assad.

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This is a normal post The robots win our hearts with their delicious faux ice cream puddings
And with infinite patience plan the day of screams and carnage.
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This is a normal post Aspirational puddin's
How the other half live....
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This is a link post Mr Benn..
Mr Benn
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This is a normal post Looks very much like
An attack by Isis using mortars and judging by the architecture and clothing in Iraq. So not exactly anything to with Mr Benn at all. Or you know different? Sources? Geo location?
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This is a normal post Actually, is that fallujah?

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This is a link post Crystal maze is alive and tickets are on sale for teh kickstarters that backed it
ticket prices are £50 per person and it is apparently a recreation of the old 1990's tv series, two down sides to it though.
it is in London, boo hiss etc etc
and Richard o'brian isnt doing it
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This is a normal post No Dick, no dollar.

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This is a normal post story of your life
(sos)
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This is a normal post Oh, you!

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This is a normal post Something wrong with London then...?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpnkokAJG60
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This is a normal post Yeah London
What a dreadful place to open a venue, it's not like many people live there innit
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This is a normal post That's one of the reasons it is a dreadful place.

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This is a normal post
at 1:15 there appears to be a large mushroom behind him
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This is a normal post Two of my mates working for different companies
have done Crystal Maze team building shit. In Blackpool, I think. They both loved it. So it's not dead, as long as your company will pay.
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This is a normal post It's only proper Crystal Maze if you're all thick as shit.

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This is a normal post thats most of London then

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This is a normal post Racist.

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This is a normal post I think you meant to say Lascist !

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This is a normal post And look 20 years older than you are

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This is a normal post I'm glad they've moved it to London
Should price out all the northern labour supporters
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This is a link post Get your award-winning chicken harness here

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This is a normal post Aren't there already enough people who take their cocks out at the park?

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This is a link post Muslims harassing anti-islam speaker at Goldsmiths University.
And claim they were being threatened (despite them being the ones to imitate gunshots to the head with their fingers).

The goldsmiths feminist society supports the actions of the muslim harassers: goldfemsoc.tumblr.com/post/134396957048/goldsmiths-feminist-society-stands-in-solidarity

(you can skip the first 11 minutes or so)
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This is a normal post I was at Goldsmiths 10 years ago
This malarkey didn't surprise me then, it doesn't surprise me now
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This is a normal post Well I'm convinced.
Oh, no wait, the other thing.

Seriously, if you want to protest a speaker at your university, do it the way that Brunel did Katie Hopkins: Don't just shout her down, deny her an audience.
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This is a normal post Well, they were obviously relishing the opportunity to intimidate and threaten her
Muslims of this kind are probably delighted they can inspire fear. It probably serves their purpose more to be seen.


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This is a normal post Goldsmith's ISOC can take their "vile harassment" and cram it.

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This is a normal post She's quite a girl
People who have have problems with her are religious spastics, cunts, and fuckwit fascist left wing scum
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This is a normal post Outside goldsmiths coughing up blood
Turner prize judge gasps
Christ that's good
Leave as it is, we can get first place
And we'll call it a full shift
At the coal face
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This is a normal post lol london.

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This is a normal post Ideologically driven students are idiots. Always have been.
Hopefully they will either grow up or stay in academia.
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This is a normal post Sadly a lot of them end up in politics
Spoiling it all for the rest of us.
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This is a normal post Good point :(

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This is a normal post Not clicking that - it'll only angry up the blood

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This is a normal post kids!
what are they like!
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This is a normal post I know right, You seen four lions?

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This is a normal post My favourite comment on the femsoc page:
"What a huge lot of idiot cunts."
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This is a link post 'The Shaman' (2015)
A remarkable effort for an 18 minute short film.
Give it 25 seconds - the rest is up to you.
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This is a normal post Better than most of what Hollywood manages to stretch out over 2 hours.

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This is a normal post Get in. Tell good story. Get out.

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This is a normal post I'll be honest here, I only clicked because the guy in the preview looked vaguely like a cross between Jonathan Clemens and Cyrus Grissom.
Glad I did though.
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This is a normal post Ha-ha! By any means necessary.

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This is a normal post Peter Jackson could turn it into a trilogy.
Good film btw.
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This is a normal post Do love a good short film, and this is one of the best in recent years.

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This is a normal post And Ridley Scott could make a 4-part prequel

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This is a normal post +trilogy

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This is a normal post good that.

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This is a normal post Glad it found favour.

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This is a normal post Nice. Left me wanting more...

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This is a normal post SPOILER ALERT
'Splosions
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This is a normal post Nicely shot, badly written, mediocre acting.

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This is a normal post Overall 8/10 in Holywood scale.

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This is a normal post I thought the acting was ok
apart from wandering-accent-man with the goatee. I think he was supposed to be from the south, but to be fair he never let on which south.

I also thought the writing was fine for a film this short - all the revelation stuff would have been mentioned earlier in a feature.

Looked really good if a touch uninspired. But I suppose this kind of short, indeed this kind of film, just needs to hit the buttons, which it did.

I really enjoyed it. Thought the concept was fantastic. Yes, I got Matrix and Inception flavours, but it could really create its own mythos taken further.
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This is a normal post *bookmark comment*

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This is a normal post really really liked that
so I've clicked "I like this!" accordingly
Wonder how much the catering budget was?
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This is a link post John B. Calhoun's mouse utopia experiment.
www.mostlyodd.com/death-by-utopia/
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park
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This is a normal post *opens butterkist*

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This is a normal post Ruin the gag in your title and just down the page.
Apart from that, top posting.
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This is a link post The horrible ending of Blade Runner US Theatrical release
The footage was left over from The Shining.
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This is a normal post Not just US.
First time I saw it in the UK it had that.
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This is a normal post Studio execs were responsible for that
and so many other things that were initially so wrong. Glad they were able to fix it.
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This is a normal post Harrison Ford's detached voice-over and the upbeat ending may have long been jettisoned, but they were my first introduction to a film I genuinely rate above all others.
The Final Cut is a better movie, but nostalgia is a heady drug.
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This is a normal post Very much this ^

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This is a normal post As tacked-on endings go, this is probably the worst
Shawshank comes a close second though.
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This is a normal post Meh, totally overrated film anyway

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This is a normal post Blasphemy!!!

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This is a link post I faught the Law and the Law won!

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This is a normal post horrible video.
The sound is only in right channel.
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This is a normal post Also fake and gay
They just threw that deer onto the bonnet - or 'hood' as I believe our American cousins call it.
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This is a normal post "fanny"

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This is a normal post oh dear

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This is a normal post replacing a police car windscreen could be a little more deer than first expected

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This is a normal post A staggering cost

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This is a normal post Too much doe...

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This is a normal post The buck stops here
… or maybe over there
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This is a link post The Chat Roulette Interview Show Trailer NSFW I made this!
Quick trailer for a new interview show where the guests are random unsuspecting people on Chat Roulette.
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This is a normal post no

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This is a normal post This looks HILARIOUS

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This is a normal post Still peddling your shoddy spam?
Shame on you.
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This is a normal post The revolutionary, new talk show that is taking the internet by storm.
157 Views
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That bloke at the end with his todger out but his face unfuzzed may be having a bad day soon..
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This is a normal post I think pissflaps wil be used to that by now.

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This is a normal post hey...
do the crime do the time.

Not as if he wasn't risking it using TwatRoulette.
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This is a link post one of the best p[olice sting operations
not that police sting but genuine all amercan police sting undercover cops staged an entire weding to arrest drug dealers and even managed to sell 1oo,ooo dollars worth of drugs to them before arresting them.

and no one got to die or got shot or even had an accidental discharge
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This is a normal post Cheers, will read later
hoping you didn't write it
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This is a normal post rest easy in the knowledge that I did not have any hand in the writing off this article

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This is a normal post accidental discharge
arf
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This is a normal post And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why there is no drug problem in America nowadays.

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This is a normal post It's a fucking private ambulance, why does it have blue lights and "emergency ambulance" on the side?
seems like a dodgy excuse to cut people up.
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This is a normal post shomrim do this all the time
they have police too...



If you don't like it you're a big old racist apparently and they're not a bunch of fucking nutcases like the rest of orthodox religion.
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This is a normal post circumcision ambulance ???

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This is a normal post Not impersonating the police at all

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This is a normal post Well clearly not
They're not driving around in shoddy little Kias for a start.
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This is a normal post The British Po really are futzed-up, poor buggers
A Kia?

WTF?
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This is a normal post It's too orangey for crooks

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This is a normal post tin foil pea shooter

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This is a normal post oyvey

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This is a normal post Props to the sub, indeed

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This is a normal post
GC
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This is a normal post popular page, yeah?

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This is a normal post Drum battle Dave Grohl vs. Animal

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This is a link post Bye Bye Bullying I made this!
A thing I made and I'm proud of. Its got good vibes and should be pass around I say. Karma to make up for some bullying I did at school after I was conditioned to do by being systematically bullied at boarding school - where if you weren't bullied you were no one! True story

(Note: I'm f+cked off that my whole youtube channel (A good 15 years of shit most of which featured on here) has been deleted cos some kid changed my primary email address on Google which they then wouldn't let me change so I deleted the account, which, deleted by f*cking youtube account. Can I find anyone to talk to about it? NO!!! Also it seems my bountiful number of old links on here are no longer registered i this account! WTF is going on???
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This is a normal post Bullying builds character
Look how fucking pathetic kids are today about their "feelings" and shit.

(sorry about your youtube thing, though, that sounds annoying).
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This is a normal post *bogwashes gayest video on the internet*

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This is a normal post some kid bullied him by stealing his email?

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This is a normal post sums it up nicely

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This is a normal post i deserve this
Mind you its a bit fucking 4chan and first days of the internet. You angry kids acting all rough n tumble. Bless your cotton socks.
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This is a normal post I've got bullied.
"The uploader has not made this video available in your dimension"
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This is a normal post 15 years of youtube stuff gone eh?
Blimey, very impressive. Especially as youtube was founded in 2005 ;oP

Good luck with the video, not to my tastes but then again i'm not really the target market. And nice one for getting in with CBBC!

edit: have a click, why not, I'm feeling generous
edit2: in fact, have 2 clicks. No really. Take them, they're yours
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This is a normal post You know you could make videos before Youtube?
It could have been the last place he had copies of the old ones.
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They'll be in the last place he looks then.
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something something catering something it was all fields in my day something
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You work at CBBC? I will pay you to murder Squiglet, The Waybuloos, Kate AND Mim Mim, and the Tweenies. Hard cash.
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This is a normal post ^this, very very much this

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This is a normal post shitty magnets

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This is a normal post I'm now wondering if they've done a version of
Pup-pet on a string.
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This is a normal post Ha ha yes

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This is a normal post Arf!

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This is a normal post yip yip!

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