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Kitten Can't Watch Hamilton & Rosberg Crash : F1 Spanish Grand Prix
I made this!
Sunday afternoon, Kitten Monica likes nothing better than watching F1 with her Sister Rachel. The race had only just started when this happened. She was so disappointed, she had a shit in her litter tray - it stank.
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Pesky Young Scamp, Sun 15 May 2016, 15:24,
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NSFW?
Warning to others. This contains mild blasphemy.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 15 May 2016, 16:17,
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You contain red wine and kebabs.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 May 2016, 16:44,
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I don't drink and haven't had a kebab in a number of years
Therefore, your statement is incorrect.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 15 May 2016, 17:07,
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You deceitful salad-dodger.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:11,
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dodger tosser
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:16,
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Any dressing?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:17,
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None involved whatsoever.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:35,
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Pfffffffft!
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Frogbeat, Sun 15 May 2016, 19:12,
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DangerZone
Now I wish they'd actually do a Top Gun movie in the Star wars universe.
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gijoel, Sun 15 May 2016, 13:11,
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Reminds me of a splendid Viz strip...
i.imgur.com/uUev2P6.jpg
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 15 May 2016, 13:16,
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haha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 May 2016, 14:55,
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I've not seen either of those films
but I did like that.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 May 2016, 14:17,
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Bussy time in your cellar? Since 1977?
THat's a lot of bodies!
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 May 2016, 14:40,
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It's a big cellar
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 15 May 2016, 15:39,
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And I'm slow.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:16,
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Stab, stab, stab, stab
Ooh, cuppateatime, lovely digestive and a kip on the easy chair. Lovely.
Stab, stab, stab, dig, dig dig etc.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 May 2016, 19:11,
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You sir, ...
honestly!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 May 2016, 20:21,
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Throwback Sunday
'A rare beaked whale found on a South Australian beach in February has left scientists baffled after it was discovered with two mysterious extra teeth.'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 15 May 2016, 11:40,
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My eyes found their way to this story at the bottom of that
www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-15/kenyan-man-clings-to-chopper-flies-off-into-distance/7415090
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 May 2016, 12:03,
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He normally uses Air Force One.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 15 May 2016, 12:52,
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Confirming no stereotypes
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 May 2016, 20:39,
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justice 4 tha 69
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 May 2016, 23:20,
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In general, scousers are awful people who think poverty makes them superior to everyone else.
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 May 2016, 13:29,
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Boxing.
Sport of sporty sports.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 May 2016, 20:13,
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#SmakMyBadger EP94 - Live Electronic Music Mix
I made this!
Live on Insanity Radio 103.2 FM with all the latest underground club tracks
"Underground" means you probably won't like it, dunno why I bother really... oh yeah, I like it! :D
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BadgerSmaker, Sat 14 May 2016, 20:03,
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That's the best reason to do anything.
Most enjoyable here, too.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:14,
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Glad to hear that...
And yes I agree :)
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BadgerSmaker, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:27,
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If it had Vengaboys,
it would be perfect...
😊
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 May 2016, 13:00,
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:)
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BadgerSmaker, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:59,
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Nice
I'll listen on Soundcloud.
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 15 May 2016, 18:56,
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Yeah that's what I tend to do
Enjoy ;)
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BadgerSmaker, Mon 16 May 2016, 12:47,
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I can punch all your buns (o_O)
Old dude having a great time not knowing he would end up on youtube.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:13,
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I like what they did with this Adventure Time song :)
Not sure about the vid...
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BadgerSmaker, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:01,
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Leave my rabbits alone
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 May 2016, 20:37,
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haha wonderful
That's just classic internet
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presferatu, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:11,
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Needs more John Terry

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:59,
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Spice-head.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 May 2016, 16:59,
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I watch this while listening to the BadgerSmaker
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:06,
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I shut my eyes and see this,
whilst listening to badgersmaker.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:35,
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ISIS entry for Eurovision.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:43,
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Really?
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:59,
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Israelis and humour
I have lived there. It's not their strongest suit.
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Mex3 =mememe, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:17,
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Someone's got to prove not all jews are funny.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 15 May 2016, 0:48,
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Isreali TV is far less PC than you imagine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vnRZQuRhI
Mossad dressed as women blowing up something with an Iranian's double agent tablet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wlY1-QHeCQ
Move to Isreal to erm, whatever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUfGBQ97B0
Racist? Nooo.
etc.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 May 2016, 9:06,
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Their rebooted biblical language must be less amenable to modern fish punnage.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 15 May 2016, 6:30,
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I love The Eels
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:56,
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57 minutes?
When does he say the offensive thing? That's what we're all interested in, after all.
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An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:20,
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Basically all the way through.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:53,
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shame to see mr flowers branching out from writing the grubbs.
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 14 May 2016, 18:26,
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Now that was fucking excellent
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:27,
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The majority of mass in the universe also appears to exist in an unknown form, called dark matter.
Fat arse.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:33,
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Yo mama really big!
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 May 2016, 13:39,
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before I click this...
do I think that an irish traveller who has been punched in the head many times is going to say something considered and well thought out...
I don't think i'll bother watching it...
that's the solution!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:02,
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he's a powercunt
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:16,
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Oh look, the guy who's job it is to punch people in the face isn't politically correct
Seriously though, doesn't he have an agent or something to tell him to shut the fuck up?
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brandthedoggy, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:36,
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He punched him in the face
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dyllon nice beaver., Sun 15 May 2016, 20:12,
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thats garden furniture....indoors!!!!!!
pleb
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theWooinator, Mon 16 May 2016, 9:05,
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Tank Attack
Going around clouting people with the barrel of a tank in GTAV
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presferatu, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:07,
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Hahahah, I've seen an abridged version of this...
... I'm very glad there is more! :D
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BadgerSmaker, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:04,
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roflcopter
my secret shame is gta videos. this one could be even better with some better editing and few slomo shots.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:48,
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always though laughed like a loon was a bit pretentious....
must be a low point for me.
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Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:16,
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FPS bantz
Possibly NSFW if your work doesn't like songs about sucking dicks
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m.auron, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:30,
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"possibly NSFW"
10 seconds in we've got someone calling somebody else a "fucking dick". That's going to go down badly in t'office.
edit: yeah, this really could do with the NSFW tag on it.
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An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:43,
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Dunno, really.
If you were watching any youtube videos, regardless of sweariness, in the same office as me, without the common courtesy of wearing headphones, you'd likely get punched repeatedly in the arse until you shat yourself*
Headphones save lives, people.
* actual events would probably be closer to a sternly disapproving look, but behind that look would be "one of these days, I'm gonna punch …"
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m.auron, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:12,
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It's not about what your office does
Different offices have different approaches, different managers have different approaches, generally you should be playing it safe and letting people know if there's swearwords. The vid you posted has "fucking" several times at the start, (which your disclaimer didn't mention at all, only the dicksucking bit) so it really should have had a NSFW tag.
Blah blah FAQ blah blah lurking blah.
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An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:18,
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I hope you get fired
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 15 May 2016, 12:07,
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Hi Dom!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 May 2016, 13:08,
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Your description made me laugh.
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kombu dashi, Sun 15 May 2016, 23:38,
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It's in portrait.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:34,
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That's a textbook example of why filming in portrait makes you a fucking moron
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presferatu, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:56,
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^This^
But the fact he filmed a pigeon messing with a cat's head like that makes it hard for me to hate him!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:01,
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Woman has a PhD in sex toy design - NSFW
NSFW
She's a minger compared to her colleague though.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:54,
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I started a PhD in sex toy design 20 years ago
still haven't finished the literature search
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:11,
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just wait till you get to the image search for copyrite
trust me you will never feel so frustrated.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:37,
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It's a BBC link.
How on earth is that going to be NSFW?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:30,
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You should see what she looks like
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 May 2016, 9:16,
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Darwyn Cooke: not dead yet.
I made this!
Thanks to Happy Toast for putting me straight. I continue to venerate the living. An appreciation of a great writer and artist.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:48,
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Comics writer/artist Darwyn Cooke has died.
I made this!
My little obituary. If you don't know his work, have a look. He was great.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:48,
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According to his close friends he hasn't
And they would like people to stop posting that he has (no matter how inevitable it is)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:21,
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I was afraid I might be pre-emptive.
All those creators are tweeting about him in the past tense. I feel like a ghoul now.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:25,
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I think it's kind of nice
He has a chance to hear how much people appreciated his work
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:28,
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Too ready to believe other bloggers.
Removed it for taste reasons.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:31,
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Couldn't you just
find and replace. "was" for "is".
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 14 May 2016, 13:43,
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Yeah, let's hastily edit.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:46,
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Hi Dom!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:52,
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spinrad lols
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:21,
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Watch
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:27,
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You don't want to get your hand pinched in that.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 14 May 2016, 12:01,
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Nononono and no
This is how to do it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7QF32mxftE
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:09,
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Machines are mental and amazing aren't they?
Good on 'em.
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presferatu, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:17,
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could do with more description but a great piece of kit!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:33,
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I won't just watch
I will click. It could do with some Thunderbirds music, a ghastly mishap and a cliffhanger rescue though
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:19,
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Look at all that dirty, dirty track getting laid.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:49,
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Plasser & Theurer kit Rocks!
See them parked up in the sidings at Tring while I wait for my train to be late. Bods initiate self checks and exercise movements to all the moving parts on them and they come alive. Amazing kit and I'm sad.
Miss the Swedish Scrubber.
www.departmentals.com/departmental/977695
Let herself go and now in sidings.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:22,
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And there was me expecting Yemeni gangbang porn.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:24,
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I love a good plasser :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 17 May 2016, 20:51,
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London Bash reminder
Couple of months away, and a massive GC. Pop along to another drinking sesh full of LOLs, competitions (with ace prizes) and murdery types. Last one was a laugh anyway.
Location is yet to be decided but it will be near either Southwark (Waterloo/London Bridge) or Euston, I think. Haven't decided yet.
Hope to see some new face, and not to see some old faces, you cunts.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:52,
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Not enough cunts in that post
Would like to meet a few fellow amature murderists and apprentice rapists to discuss the pros and cons of copycat v original creative session's and what's the best spade for digging your shallow graves.
I would welcome some information on health and safety and how to avoid back problems.
So remember play hard and play safe to avoid becoming victim.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:51,
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Not enough cunts that post
There, corrected it for you.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:52,
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Murdery? Moi? I just call if forward planning.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:17,
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I'm fucking shitting myself
I've never been raped before, never mind by a gang of Internet strangers
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:53,
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Only because you normally consent...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:13,
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Psssst slip the blue pill in his drink while i distract him
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:39,
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Ace!
:-)
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:20,
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London is scary.
And so are you lot.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:46,
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It's tame really and nice peeps so come along
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:02,
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The snail-paced life of rural south yorkshire
makes me prone to getting run over. Like a snail.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:44,
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Don't let it stop you
Is good fun with like minded muppets which is why we are here :)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:44,
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I might come along to this.
Would you mind if I attended?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:38,
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Why ask?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:02,
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The cellar is provided
But bring your own spade.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:02,
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spade Gimp
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:26,
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Make your fucking mind up
But Euston would be good for me as it will take less time to get home to clear out my pants. I've never liked you and this is why I will attend. You are a very rude man.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 May 2016, 20:35,
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The species barrier has been breached
... and only the cutlery drawer stands between us and total human annihilation.
Catterbox.com
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:43,
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I don't know what this is, but I like it.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 14 May 2016, 10:47,
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I hope she does
My nose is full of bush.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 11:55,
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The species barrier has been breached before.
www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:33,
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a lesson in there for all of us
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macroscian (1 like), Sat 14 May 2016, 12:37,
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By all you mean the mods obviously
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:41,
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I was going to make a joke about my sister's pussy
but it made me feel a bit sick, so I didn't.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:40,
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a glorious set of tags at the top there
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 15 May 2016, 8:13,
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So you think you can play the guitar?
This is how you play the guitar like a God and not sound like you still have a soul.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:15,
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haha great miming
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presferatu, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:19,
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Dead bear shit mime in wood?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:25,
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Err...yes.
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presferatu, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:13,
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"Books plane ticket"
Oh...Yes.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:23,
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very nice
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Roxon, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:51,
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Duende
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:22,
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Excellent book
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:51,
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Meh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:25,
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