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This is a link post Kitten Can't Watch Hamilton & Rosberg Crash : F1 Spanish Grand Prix I made this!
Sunday afternoon, Kitten Monica likes nothing better than watching F1 with her Sister Rachel. The race had only just started when this happened. She was so disappointed, she had a shit in her litter tray - it stank.
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This is a normal post NSFW?
Warning to others. This contains mild blasphemy.
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This is a normal post You contain red wine and kebabs.

(, Sun 15 May 2016, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't drink and haven't had a kebab in a number of years
Therefore, your statement is incorrect.
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This is a normal post You deceitful salad-dodger.

(, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
dodger tosser
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This is a normal post Any dressing?

(, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post None involved whatsoever.

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This is a normal post Pfffffffft!

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This is a link post DangerZone
Now I wish they'd actually do a Top Gun movie in the Star wars universe.
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This is a normal post Reminds me of a splendid Viz strip...
i.imgur.com/uUev2P6.jpg
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This is a normal post haha

(, Sun 15 May 2016, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen either of those films
but I did like that.
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This is a normal post Bussy time in your cellar? Since 1977?
THat's a lot of bodies!
(, Sun 15 May 2016, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a big cellar

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This is a normal post
And I'm slow.
(, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Stab, stab, stab, stab
Ooh, cuppateatime, lovely digestive and a kip on the easy chair. Lovely.

Stab, stab, stab, dig, dig dig etc.
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This is a normal post You sir, ...
honestly!
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This is a link post Throwback Sunday
'A rare beaked whale found on a South Australian beach in February has left scientists baffled after it was discovered with two mysterious extra teeth.'
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This is a normal post My eyes found their way to this story at the bottom of that
www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-15/kenyan-man-clings-to-chopper-flies-off-into-distance/7415090
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This is a normal post He normally uses Air Force One.

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This is a link post Confirming no stereotypes

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This is a normal post justice 4 tha 69

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This is a normal post In general, scousers are awful people who think poverty makes them superior to everyone else.

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This is a link post Boxing.
Sport of sporty sports.
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This is a link post #SmakMyBadger EP94 - Live Electronic Music Mix I made this!
Live on Insanity Radio 103.2 FM with all the latest underground club tracks
"Underground" means you probably won't like it, dunno why I bother really... oh yeah, I like it! :D
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This is a normal post That's the best reason to do anything.
Most enjoyable here, too.
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This is a normal post Glad to hear that...
And yes I agree :)
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This is a normal post If it had Vengaboys,
it would be perfect...

😊
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This is a normal post :)

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This is a normal post Nice
I'll listen on Soundcloud.
(, Sun 15 May 2016, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's what I tend to do
Enjoy ;)
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This is a link post I can punch all your buns (o_O)
Old dude having a great time not knowing he would end up on youtube.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I like what they did with this Adventure Time song :)
Not sure about the vid...
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This is a normal post Leave my rabbits alone

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This is a normal post haha wonderful
That's just classic internet
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more John Terry

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This is a normal post Spice-head.

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This is a normal post I watch this while listening to the BadgerSmaker

(, Sun 15 May 2016, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I shut my eyes and see this,
whilst listening to badgersmaker.
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This is a link post ISIS entry for Eurovision.

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This is a normal post Really?

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This is a normal post Israelis and humour
I have lived there. It's not their strongest suit.
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This is a normal post Someone's got to prove not all jews are funny.

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This is a normal post Isreali TV is far less PC than you imagine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vnRZQuRhI
Mossad dressed as women blowing up something with an Iranian's double agent tablet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wlY1-QHeCQ
Move to Isreal to erm, whatever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUfGBQ97B0
Racist? Nooo.

etc.
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This is a normal post Their rebooted biblical language must be less amenable to modern fish punnage.

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This is a normal post I love The Eels

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This is a normal post 57 minutes?
When does he say the offensive thing? That's what we're all interested in, after all.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Basically all the way through.

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This is a normal post shame to see mr flowers branching out from writing the grubbs.

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This is a normal post Now that was fucking excellent

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This is a normal post The majority of mass in the universe also appears to exist in an unknown form, called dark matter.
Fat arse.
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This is a normal post Yo mama really big!

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This is a normal post before I click this...
do I think that an irish traveller who has been punched in the head many times is going to say something considered and well thought out...

I don't think i'll bother watching it...

that's the solution!
(, Sun 15 May 2016, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a powercunt

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This is a normal post Oh look, the guy who's job it is to punch people in the face isn't politically correct
Seriously though, doesn't he have an agent or something to tell him to shut the fuck up?
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This is a normal post He punched him in the face

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This is a normal post thats garden furniture....indoors!!!!!!
pleb
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This is a link post Tank Attack
Going around clouting people with the barrel of a tank in GTAV
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This is a normal post Hahahah, I've seen an abridged version of this...
... I'm very glad there is more! :D
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post roflcopter
my secret shame is gta videos. this one could be even better with some better editing and few slomo shots.
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This is a normal post always though laughed like a loon was a bit pretentious....
must be a low point for me.
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This is a link post FPS bantz
Possibly NSFW if your work doesn't like songs about sucking dicks
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "possibly NSFW"
10 seconds in we've got someone calling somebody else a "fucking dick". That's going to go down badly in t'office.

edit: yeah, this really could do with the NSFW tag on it.
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This is a normal post Dunno, really.
If you were watching any youtube videos, regardless of sweariness, in the same office as me, without the common courtesy of wearing headphones, you'd likely get punched repeatedly in the arse until you shat yourself*

Headphones save lives, people.

* actual events would probably be closer to a sternly disapproving look, but behind that look would be "one of these days, I'm gonna punch …"
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not about what your office does
Different offices have different approaches, different managers have different approaches, generally you should be playing it safe and letting people know if there's swearwords. The vid you posted has "fucking" several times at the start, (which your disclaimer didn't mention at all, only the dicksucking bit) so it really should have had a NSFW tag.

Blah blah FAQ blah blah lurking blah.
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This is a normal post I hope you get fired

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This is a normal post Hi Dom!

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This is a normal post Your description made me laugh.

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This is a link post It's in portrait.

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a textbook example of why filming in portrait makes you a fucking moron

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This is a normal post ^This^
But the fact he filmed a pigeon messing with a cat's head like that makes it hard for me to hate him!
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 17:01, Reply)
This is a link post Woman has a PhD in sex toy design - NSFW NSFW
She's a minger compared to her colleague though.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I started a PhD in sex toy design 20 years ago
still haven't finished the literature search
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post just wait till you get to the image search for copyrite
trust me you will never feel so frustrated.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a BBC link.
How on earth is that going to be NSFW?
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This is a normal post You should see what she looks like

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This is a link post Darwyn Cooke: not dead yet. I made this!
Thanks to Happy Toast for putting me straight. I continue to venerate the living. An appreciation of a great writer and artist.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Comics writer/artist Darwyn Cooke has died. I made this!
My little obituary. If you don't know his work, have a look. He was great.
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This is a normal post According to his close friends he hasn't
And they would like people to stop posting that he has (no matter how inevitable it is)
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This is a normal post I was afraid I might be pre-emptive.
All those creators are tweeting about him in the past tense. I feel like a ghoul now.
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This is a normal post I think it's kind of nice
He has a chance to hear how much people appreciated his work
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This is a normal post Too ready to believe other bloggers.
Removed it for taste reasons.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't you just
find and replace. "was" for "is".
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, let's hastily edit.

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This is a normal post Hi Dom!

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This is a normal post spinrad lols

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This is a link post Watch

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This is a normal post You don't want to get your hand pinched in that.

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This is a normal post Nononono and no
This is how to do it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7QF32mxftE
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This is a normal post Machines are mental and amazing aren't they?
Good on 'em.
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This is a normal post could do with more description but a great piece of kit!

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This is a normal post I won't just watch
I will click. It could do with some Thunderbirds music, a ghastly mishap and a cliffhanger rescue though
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at all that dirty, dirty track getting laid.

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This is a normal post Plasser & Theurer kit Rocks!
See them parked up in the sidings at Tring while I wait for my train to be late. Bods initiate self checks and exercise movements to all the moving parts on them and they come alive. Amazing kit and I'm sad.


Miss the Swedish Scrubber.

www.departmentals.com/departmental/977695

Let herself go and now in sidings.
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And there was me expecting Yemeni gangbang porn.

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This is a normal post I love a good plasser :D

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This is a link post London Bash reminder
Couple of months away, and a massive GC. Pop along to another drinking sesh full of LOLs, competitions (with ace prizes) and murdery types. Last one was a laugh anyway.
Location is yet to be decided but it will be near either Southwark (Waterloo/London Bridge) or Euston, I think. Haven't decided yet.
Hope to see some new face, and not to see some old faces, you cunts.
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This is a normal post Not enough cunts in that post
Would like to meet a few fellow amature murderists and apprentice rapists to discuss the pros and cons of copycat v original creative session's and what's the best spade for digging your shallow graves.

I would welcome some information on health and safety and how to avoid back problems.
So remember play hard and play safe to avoid becoming victim.
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This is a normal post Not enough cunts that post
There, corrected it for you.
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This is a normal post Murdery? Moi? I just call if forward planning.

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fucking shitting myself
I've never been raped before, never mind by a gang of Internet strangers
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Only because you normally consent...

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Psssst slip the blue pill in his drink while i distract him

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This is a normal post Ace!
:-)
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This is a normal post London is scary.
And so are you lot.
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This is a normal post It's tame really and nice peeps so come along

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The snail-paced life of rural south yorkshire
makes me prone to getting run over. Like a snail.
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This is a normal post Don't let it stop you
Is good fun with like minded muppets which is why we are here :)
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This is a normal post I might come along to this.
Would you mind if I attended?
(, Sat 14 May 2016, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Why ask?

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The cellar is provided
But bring your own spade.
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This is a normal post
spade Gimp
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This is a normal post Make your fucking mind up
But Euston would be good for me as it will take less time to get home to clear out my pants. I've never liked you and this is why I will attend. You are a very rude man.
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This is a link post The species barrier has been breached
... and only the cutlery drawer stands between us and total human annihilation.
Catterbox.com
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This is a normal post
I don't know what this is, but I like it.
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This is a normal post I hope she does
My nose is full of bush.
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This is a normal post The species barrier has been breached before.
www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/
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This is a normal post a lesson in there for all of us

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This is a normal post By all you mean the mods obviously

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This is a normal post I was going to make a joke about my sister's pussy
but it made me feel a bit sick, so I didn't.
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This is a normal post a glorious set of tags at the top there

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This is a link post So you think you can play the guitar?
This is how you play the guitar like a God and not sound like you still have a soul.
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This is a normal post haha great miming

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead bear shit mime in wood?

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This is a normal post Err...yes.

(, Sat 14 May 2016, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Books plane ticket"
Oh...Yes.
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This is a normal post very nice

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This is a normal post Duende

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This is a normal post Excellent book

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This is a normal post Meh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g762REJWcg
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