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This is a link post ONS visual on legal high deaths.
Legal high ban starts tomorrow people...get your mind altering substances before it is too late.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 25 May 2016, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, 76 deaths between 2004 and 2013
that really is cause for concern. I wonder how many alcohol related deaths there were..

oh....

ok
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And let's not forget this career-limiting statement by Professor David Nutt:
Ecstasy 'no more dangerous than horse riding'
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do one ride heroin?
"confused"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
carefully
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, because street drugs are nothing but pure MDMA.
Besides, it fries your brain longterm anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also close on 2,000 deaths due to road accidents
but no-one is banning cars.

Not quite the same though is it? Comparing legal highs to regulated alcohol sales with known strength stamped on every can/bottle. A legal high would be like drinking meths watered down with tap water in a bathtub - like how they used to make "bathtub gin" in 1930's America - lot of people went blind, or worse.

And cars have seat belts and air bags and have to pass MOT's and you need a licence to drive them. A legal high would be like strapping a fucking rocket to you back whilst wearing rollerscates. Why bother, why not just get in a car or buy a bottle of scotch - both are far safer, it's just that more people use them, that's all. So you can't compare like for like.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 25 May 2016, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5FAKB-48
AKA 'spunout' is fucking mental, as are a few I've tried, described in the media as 'cannabis like' or 'synthetic weed'
They are nothing like draw, they are evil and dangerous things. In an ideal world then tonight, they would swap the legals for illegals and keep everyone safer.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Wild sex in the serengeti or where ever it is

liones grabs water buffalo and tries toget it down for dinner
Lion wades in to frenzy doing what lions do best
if she aint lookin then mount
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boffalion

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Boffalion verb the desription of a mythical marriage between a Boffin and a Stalion
" the Boffalion paced slowly back and forth, the sweat fomed mouth slatherd, the flanks of the magnificent beast glistened in the waning sunlight as he fought the urge to mount the centaur that had unwitingly crosed in to the forbiden zone"

Barbra Carter copyrite 1998
an excerpt from the forth coming book
"Manbeasts and the chifon dress"
in all good pound shops from September
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post very adictive and home to very disturbing indian photos of the ganges and there contents as disliked by chinese.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm familiar
"you seem obsessed with the possibility that chinese woman would prefer a western barbar then a confucian gentleman, "
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Freedom's Safest Place
A message for the Eye-atollahs of Eye-ran, from that bastion of freedom, the NRA of 'Murica
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I dress my four year old like that for a fancy dress party
The hired drunk clown painted like an Albanian tart in an exploding Chinese paint factory is going to say: "too much"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rifle behind every blade of grass, etc.
He sure plays a good fiddle, though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvfRSzmMoU
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Urban war zones..."
You know, where all the blacks live.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post heartland? more like heart attack land

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in the "heartland". We're actually #1 in the top 10 healthiest cities in America the Brave.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post But the top ten healthiest cities in America the Brave
are in the bottom one percent of healthiest cities of World the Spherical.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know, I'm beginning not to believe science.
Searching for the top 10 healthiest cities in the world, it shows three in the US that didn't even show up in the study that showed my city as #1.

And "spherical" world. LOL.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you think top 10 lists on the intertubes are science, you should check out this site called buzzed.
It's crawling with Einsteins.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or the Bible
Apparently it's full of equations and thermodynamics theory.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the bible is certainly full of something

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that Playboy has no more tits, only text
No difference wanking on that or John 15:12-13.
The Bonus is that the New Testament has far more pages to wank on than Playboy, so will last longer.

So one could end up with a "bible full of something", but it would be a marathon to accomplish.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glorious goodness!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine you don't dress like the guy in the video either

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only for you in our private time, lover!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post But i thought .......
you know that thing





sulks
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This changes nothing with your Pocahontas dress up time. We're still on for 7:30 Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "cracks wip"
"suggestively"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cracks neck*

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post USA USA USA USA USA, etc.
'Murca.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump is going to get elected
there is nothing to stop him
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure bullets will stop him.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 26 May 2016, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The comments on YT are pretty good...
"Nice shout out to the remaining steelworkers in America. I'm sure they both appreciated that."
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Lionesses lick rain off scared person's tent
I wonder if this is akin to licking the chocolate off the wrapper before eating the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly after the Bell's.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's more about this encounter:
africageographic.com/blog/video-lions-lick-water-off-tent/

Edit: normally you can't tell which lion is a window licker
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That site is addicting. So many cool things.
This is a great video of two lions hiding while a herd of buffalo show up and then knock a car around in their flight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eABtGsf4ts8
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit to close for comfort
An amazing experience though given they survived
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think the smell of the crap in their pants kept the lionesses from eating them?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post they should have opend the door and shouted BOO you know just for shits and giggles

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or shout-sang Hakuna Matata at them,
all loud like.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a wonderful phrase!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very easy to confuse it with vagina dentata I find
And that's why I am not allowed to do theatre anymore :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to assume they died.
The lions I mean. That guy was probably a dentist.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a link post How to stop public peeing in Bangladesh
Apparently, using Arabic to get the message across has improved bladder control.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allahu Akbar!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post electrified steel mesh and shitty sticks would soon stop them

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a Viet Cong?
Is your name Charlie?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er maybe

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, let's check by elimination
Do you wear black?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this a trick question?
www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/spiritual-living/how-to-dress/effects-of-wearing-colors/
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a crock of shit
do people believe this? C'mon on...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post possibly the same people who belive in various sky pixies or those of the easily swayable persuasan

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post We Call' em 'Muricans
They're swell and they're fine
Big as fattened swine
But they're our friends

Murica murica, churches and porn is Murica
...

I feel a song coming along.
Got to find a good chorus.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Con

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 26 May 2016, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pees be upon him

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the BS positive spin here.
I look forward to my local council putting choice phrases in Latin next to the face of Jesus on walls everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 25 May 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anything would be an improvement in Cuntsthorpe on Thyme.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post might work

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 25 May 2016, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post well thats fucking depressing
people wont stop pissing against a wall in public until god tells them not too?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, hiring Boris Jonhson to do Jedi tricks on jonhsons would work too
But he charges a lot.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pissisis
or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daesh to the bog
or something
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Poodean People's Front
or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hisballsareout when he squat?
or something
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the People's Front of Poondea......
fucking splitter. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why would you sqat to pee? How can you draw your name if you're sqatting?
In a similar vein, in the US, if you put the word "Trump" on a college campus it so frightens and bothers the students so that they can't function normally.

Hopefully, if conscription ever returns to the armed forces, the government can create "safe spaces" in combat to protect these individuals.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean trenches?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has Trump decided what he's going to have written in Spanish on his wall?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "TRUMP"
in gold leaf,
about a million times,
on the public's dime.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post mexicanes eunt domus

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post People called Mexicanes, they go, the house?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh, apparently he believes they speak Latin in "Latin America". We're not telling him just to see how long he makes a twunt of himself.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post How long have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post About 3 inches
Is that enough?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends
If you are pushing fudge or running in the tight fish-market.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on how many cinzanos I've had

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Basta ya, chingones! Sacan ses ahorra ya!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Spotlight Collage I made this!
A time-lapse video of me sticking newspaper to canvas?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post "coming soon to theaters"

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more Yakety Sax
bennyhillifier.com/?id=775tlZMHF6o
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's amazing, LOVE it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much better
All round.

Having fun with this:
bennyhillifier.com/?id=Kji6Jnuj1XY
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Shed of the year 2016 shortlist revealed
Yes - that time of the year again - our 9th! celebrating the best of British sheds - please vote for your favorite sheds and the winner will be announced on the telly later in the summer.

The shortlist covers everything from Star Wars to real-life crocodiles, hydraulics to Viking hideouts, 360 degree rotating floors to nuclear bunkers, sheds on wheels to entire shed villages( more than Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson etc etc) and much more

note - not posted massive photos this year on this post taken me 9 years but I'm getting the hint :)
 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the sheds
an interesting mixture
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure all of them fit into the spirit of shedding.
Some of them are more like summerhouses than a place where you go to avoid human contact and pretend you're doing something constructive.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post times change
I for one love the workshop category but we have to cater for all the shedism that the modern world has thrown at us
 (I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can keep your mender-fluid trans-sheds away from decent folk. They are an abomination and against God's will.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3 shds!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this Readers sheds any thing like readers wives?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Almost identical in terms of shape, size and eroticism.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made up stories about how slutty other people's sheds are?
Why yes. Yes it is.

My shed once had three men inside of her. And a dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop stop no dont stop gnnnngggg

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars. In one image.

This is absolutely fucking remarkable.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 25 May 2016, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
That's my day gone then- that's rather good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that
The death star explosion looks good
 (Sherbs, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post star wars
isn't that good... it was great at the time, like a lot of films that paved the way... but actually it's a bit shit...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post fck ff y wnkr! str wrs s th sht!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post who stole
your vowels?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post n vwls fr m tdy
sz :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Face-oak, fife eye winker! Store wearies as the shoot?

(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ irritable vowel syndrome

(nordelius, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post vwl mvmnt mr lk, hhh

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The lack of correct spelling makes feel proud to be here
It's like being at a windows lickers convention
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post good grief

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post hottest of the hottakes
popular thing loved by millions is shit
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah you know, like how all religions...
are a popular thing loved by millions... but yet are still shit.

Or eastenders, is a popular thing loved by millions, but is shit.

Or the kardashians who are a popular thing, loved by millions but are shit...

or how cocaine is a popular thing, loved by millions but is shit.

I can go on if you like,
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody asked for an AT-AT for Christmas
but got an Ewok Village instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I'm reading it I've got the music going through my head for the scene

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post brill
I wish I had enough time to both make that and read it
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the empire hold fire on the escape pod just because it had no life forms?
In a universe festooned with robots and an ample supply of ammunition, wouldn't you just blow it up anyway?

Vader could have gone home then, put his feet up and had a nice cup of tea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/EZnsOZsA7_4?t=7
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Back in the days when referencing Star Wars wasn't clique to fuck.&#65279;"

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post [spoiler alert]
Don't scroll to the bottom if you haven't seen ep4 yet
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would make a great film.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post that reminded me of the star wars gif
4.bp.blogspot.com/_IOMgKipAkNM/TUcZXPHJ5nI/AAAAAAAAAS8/sFSUvtKCMEs/s320/Episode4.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post And, of course
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
 (m.auron, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Epic

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post star wars is for children

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Young children with learning difficulties.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
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(m.auron, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you mock the disabled.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 25 May 2016, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are just being deliberately provocative
rob says so, so he must be right.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's absokable reming fuckolutely!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worth a new newsletter just for this alone.
Fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 25 May 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Extremely impressive.
Would be more impressive if, after all that effort, he'd taken some time to get the dialogue accurate.

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me -------- alive." The ambassador, I want her? No: the passengers, I want THEM.

"There she is, set for stun"? No: "There's ONE, set for stun."

I don't understand how you can have the ludicrously detail-obsessed knowledge of the film creating that absolutely required, and then fuck up the dialog from the first three minutes.

On the up side - Han shoots first.
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 26 May 2016, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Gun fight simulation I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm
Maybe (despite the fact it's an animation for lols) you should do a bit of research re automatic pistols, cartridges, cases etc?
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
But please bear in mind that it is just a simulation.
Or a simulation of a simulation.
 (I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't do anything for me
even after clicking, in Chrome or Edge.

edit: working now! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post By christ and his ak47 thats brutal possibly the worst image i have seen in a long time
well since looking in the mirror this morning
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me like
That should be the next exhibit after the "Just got caught by the neighbor, porking his wife" simulation.
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Sat 28 May 2016, 7:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post classic!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post "He had now left that work and moved home"
"So...if you would like to walk through to the bedroom...we believe this is where all the hidden camera footage was downloaded and furiously masturbated to...I think the asking price is £200K"
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 25 May 2016, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Includes carpets.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Finally we can get the truth!
*throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 25 May 2016, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first clue
That this guy is a fucking moron is the fact he truly believes that $1.5m would be sufficient in funding this fucking nonsense.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 25 May 2016, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want to shop where he shops
20 bucks I could live like trump!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 25 May 2016, 3:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they just mistook an 'm' for a 'b'?
Although that will still only get you the plane and 30 or so stories at best....
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Feynman - bongos
Richard Feynman: Six Easy Pieces
Pam Doove: Have any body got any bokkle av aran doove?

gc from about 6yrs ago but deserves a quick airing.
(I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Wed 25 May 2016, 0:36, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 25 May 2016, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you get much work as an actress, Pamela?

(I helped save b3ta! fenella gronda gronda rango, Wed 25 May 2016, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post

Not mooch.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 25 May 2016, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Bonking time
Jabberwoc's post on /board reminded me of this... via my socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Tickle on the Tum
with Burt Kwouk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tickle on the where?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 24 May 2016, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bum

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 24 May 2016, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's the town of Tickle,
and there's the river Tum
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear the village of lick
Is very closer to the river rim
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 24 May 2016, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once had my first of many jobs as a boats man on the river rim it was first .... rim job

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hugely!
Great tune, excellent post :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 25 May 2016, 0:18, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum's under vicious attack.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:41, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:00, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You were googling "old man with sticky palms" weren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he made the sound at 1:44 once he'd found it!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was looking for things to do with full cum boxes when he stumbled upon this golden nugget

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Out take from Gran Torino?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 May 2016, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fun
but what was he trying to do? "Thin it down by mixing them"? Has that ever happened?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post sticky old moaner that is
but that stuff looks like fun which rhymes with cum but that's not what I meant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 24 May 2016, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Get off my lawn!"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post why would you keep two tins
of old man jizz... then get them out and start playing with them?
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:24, , Reply)

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