Is it time for Black Metal yet?
Yeah I think it's Black Metal Time. Here's Abbath, him that used to be out of Immortal and once did an entire fucking photo-session with his flies undone because 'I thought it would be funny to see if the photographer said anything. They didn't, and I wasn't paying for the photos'
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Yeah I think it's Black Metal Time. Here's Abbath, him that used to be out of Immortal and once did an entire fucking photo-session with his flies undone because 'I thought it would be funny to see if the photographer said anything. They didn't, and I wasn't paying for the photos'
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Seven Nation Army covered by animals
Animals cover Seven Nation Army
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Animals cover Seven Nation Army
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Mike Ashley of Sports Direct: if we are abusing our tannoy system "we deserve the cane"
on more than a few ocanesions (Sky News twitter feed)
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on more than a few ocanesions (Sky News twitter feed)
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Basically
a tweet with video embedded. Only source I could find. not working?
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a tweet with video embedded. Only source I could find. not working?
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It's not working
because it seems that the Twitter css is not loading for me. Even www.twitter.com is not working for me due to the same issue. Queer. Anyone else seeing this problem too?
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because it seems that the Twitter css is not loading for me. Even www.twitter.com is not working for me due to the same issue. Queer. Anyone else seeing this problem too?
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I must admit...
I do enjoy these moments when people are summoned by ministers, and tend to shit all over them.
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I do enjoy these moments when people are summoned by ministers, and tend to shit all over them.
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Colin Pitchfork was known for making amazing cakes
What happens next will shock and surprise you.
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What happens next will shock and surprise you.
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First Cake Eaters, now Cake Makers.
What is the world coming to?
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What is the world coming to?
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What the hell did I just watch?
Honestly - what on earth is that?
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Honestly - what on earth is that?
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Who needs Chevy Chase
when you can just wear a Chevy Chase costume?
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when you can just wear a Chevy Chase costume?
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That looks quite strange
Not sure I'll be able to persuade the family to give it a go.
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Not sure I'll be able to persuade the family to give it a go.
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Looks puerile and kind of gross. I'll put it on my to watch list.
Was that really the lotto funded BFI logo at the start? I see an outraged Daily Mail article in the works.
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Was that really the lotto funded BFI logo at the start? I see an outraged Daily Mail article in the works.
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Tim Heidecker stand up
This "deliberately shit / nervouse" style does actually entertain me for some reason.
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This "deliberately shit / nervouse" style does actually entertain me for some reason.
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"Deliberately" you say?
It did entertain me too, thanks for the heads up. And watching further clips of him makes it even funnier.
Now kill me for using the phrase "heads up". Please.
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It did entertain me too, thanks for the heads up. And watching further clips of him makes it even funnier.
Now kill me for using the phrase "heads up". Please.
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I take solace in that I have no idea what MRW stands for, at least.
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Trust fund kids try to make pogo sticking look hip.
Nice scenery though.
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Nice scenery though.
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when did pogo sticks get more than 6 inches off the ground?
can't wait for man children to make hacky sacks extreme to the max
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can't wait for man children to make hacky sacks extreme to the max
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So you think just because he drove a big 6 wheeled car and never had much to do with the woman that he was gay?
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Well he was a marionette and John Wayne
Was called Marion
And you never saw them together
EVA
#marionmysterymisterons
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Was called Marion
And you never saw them together
EVA
#marionmysterymisterons
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Humanity has finally found something gayer than parkour.
Didn't think we'd do it but you can't argue with that video.
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Didn't think we'd do it but you can't argue with that video.
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it's not gay
because you don't insert the pogo sticks up your anus.
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because you don't insert the pogo sticks up your anus.
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Where does he insert it, and how do you know so much about him?
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I can see why their so excited. Mormon's discovering pogo stick technology must be a big deal.
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Could you imagine how even more annoying that would be at your door
Hello boing
We would boing
like to boing
Talk boing
Nah fuck off
Slam
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Hello boing
We would boing
like to boing
Talk boing
Nah fuck off
Slam
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lolalolol
the long shot of them bouncing up and down under the arch cracks me up. what a set of utter dicks.
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the long shot of them bouncing up and down under the arch cracks me up. what a set of utter dicks.
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pffft
well, I think it's a good thing. people who have them are more likely to get hurt.
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well, I think it's a good thing. people who have them are more likely to get hurt.
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extreme programing sounds fun and so does extreme ttiddlywinks
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Extreme_Programming
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uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Extreme_Programming
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Presumably these are some sort of pressurised gas ram, and not a coiled spring?
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Large spring probably
Was wondering about gas but possibly would damp it. The spring chamber looks quite large and the ones kids used to use were quite narrow and had limits to prevent it bouncing too high. The travel on the rod attached to the spring appears to be quite a bit.
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Was wondering about gas but possibly would damp it. The spring chamber looks quite large and the ones kids used to use were quite narrow and had limits to prevent it bouncing too high. The travel on the rod attached to the spring appears to be quite a bit.
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Gas ram:
www.vat19.com/item/v4-pro-10-foot-pogo-stick
and not cheap!
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www.vat19.com/item/v4-pro-10-foot-pogo-stick
and not cheap!
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I was hoping from that pic that someone made Michael Marshall Smith's 'Wall-Diving' from 'Spares' a real thing.
With the inevitable reduction in Britain's 'Cunt-Mountain' that would follow.
'So how exactly does this wall diving thing work then?'
'Well, you get your stick, right, and you jump from a high wall and oh fuck we're back in the Zone aren't we?'*
*Paraphrased because it's a while since I read Spares last.
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With the inevitable reduction in Britain's 'Cunt-Mountain' that would follow.
'So how exactly does this wall diving thing work then?'
'Well, you get your stick, right, and you jump from a high wall and oh fuck we're back in the Zone aren't we?'*
*Paraphrased because it's a while since I read Spares last.
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Well I think it's just lovely they have a hobby out in the sunshine.
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I love horses, best of all the animals
it'll preview if you remove the s from https
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it'll preview if you remove the s from https
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Why is it always news when a black male is riding a white female in the street, but never the other way around?
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Fucking televangelists telling people how to think.
Probably has a private jet the cunt.
Skip the first minute and a half.
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Probably has a private jet the cunt.
Skip the first minute and a half.
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More Stuart Lee
NSFW
Those Damned Immigrants
NSFW for a swear or two
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Those Damned Immigrants
NSFW for a swear or two
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If chins were funny he'd be a rich man.
I take it the world has run out of jokes.
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I take it the world has run out of jokes.
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"This is what Britain will look like in 2025 if we leave the EU"
Article by Matthew Norman in the Independent describing what might happen if we leave the European Union.
It paints a bleak picture
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Article by Matthew Norman in the Independent describing what might happen if we leave the European Union.
It paints a bleak picture
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Completely unrealistic
Charles would never campaign on behalf of people on benefits when there's some holistic homoeopathy bullshit he could be campaigning on behalf of instead.
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Charles would never campaign on behalf of people on benefits when there's some holistic homoeopathy bullshit he could be campaigning on behalf of instead.
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FFS it's like the British establishment got so jealous of the US Presidential race
That they're all bending over backwards to appear like gibbering doom-saying shitemongers. Acres of newspaper coverage, hours of TV programs, barely a coherent point between the lot of them.
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That they're all bending over backwards to appear like gibbering doom-saying shitemongers. Acres of newspaper coverage, hours of TV programs, barely a coherent point between the lot of them.
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Thank god that guy combed his hair before dancing.
Back then not having properly combed hair was like driving around complaining about how other cars merged, while filming in portrait.
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Back then not having properly combed hair was like driving around complaining about how other cars merged, while filming in portrait.
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I understand it is good for your pussy
whether you have one or not.
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whether you have one or not.
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But is it 8 pints of guinness and vegetable vindaloo compliant?
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That's nice.
It sounds like it should be two guitar parts but he's managing to do both.
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It sounds like it should be two guitar parts but he's managing to do both.
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Looks like he also arranged it, which seems like a work of genius to me
So many notes, so few fingers...
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So many notes, so few fingers...
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melody is via a lot of open strings which makes it 'easier'
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Wish I could play guitar like that
But I have no sense of rhythm, I'm tone deaf, and pretty clueless about anything musical actually.
I do like to shout at buses though.
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But I have no sense of rhythm, I'm tone deaf, and pretty clueless about anything musical actually.
I do like to shout at buses though.
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Spotted in Istanbul: funny name corner
Istanbulite lawyer decides that naming your business after your first name in reverse worked for Oprah, then surely it'll work for anyone.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Istanbulite lawyer decides that naming your business after your first name in reverse worked for Oprah, then surely it'll work for anyone.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Parent company is called Koc Holding, so I win
Unless you're going to pedant me with its pronunciation ;-)
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Unless you're going to pedant me with its pronunciation ;-)
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Pah! Amateurs
Check out the full company name in the copyright at the bottom...
www.hdp.com
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Check out the full company name in the copyright at the bottom...
www.hdp.com
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Was going to post www.kids-exchange.co.uk/
but I see they ruined it with a hypen.
Spoilsports.
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oldie but goodie
www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html
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www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html
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Crazy for Cranberries
An education video about Cranberry production
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An education video about Cranberry production
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Low level office sniggering at my desk
People are looking at me.
Norm, you dirty f*cker
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People are looking at me.
Norm, you dirty f*cker
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sentences which have never been said by a human
"i'm so thirsty, my mouth is so dry, I need a glass of cranberry juice"
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"i'm so thirsty, my mouth is so dry, I need a glass of cranberry juice"
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"i'm so itchy, my foof is so dry, I need a glass of cranberry juice"
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Turns out I had a Cockchafer last night :-)
Googled "may bug" after one flew in and was rewarded with a highly amusing Wikipedia article. Extra points given for getting the words "slender, shorter, knob, end, forest" into the same sentence.
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Googled "may bug" after one flew in and was rewarded with a highly amusing Wikipedia article. Extra points given for getting the words "slender, shorter, knob, end, forest" into the same sentence.
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too bad that Cockchafer didn't gobble up that slender, shorter end of your knob right up to your hairy forest
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So you had a cockchaffer last night
Did you forget to take her tights offoff or did youyou like getting kicked in the back on every thrust
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Did you forget to take her tights offoff or did youyou like getting kicked in the back on every thrust
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Life is about wearing hats and looking fabulous
Not sure why
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Not sure why
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i like it when something starts of wierd and then gets wierder
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