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This is a link post Is it time for Black Metal yet?
Yeah I think it's Black Metal Time. Here's Abbath, him that used to be out of Immortal and once did an entire fucking photo-session with his flies undone because 'I thought it would be funny to see if the photographer said anything. They didn't, and I wasn't paying for the photos'
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This is a normal post No Blacks!

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This is a normal post should have stayed with Motorhead covers

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This is a normal post Lemme just make a note of that suggestion

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This is a link post Seven Nation Army covered by animals
Animals cover Seven Nation Army
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This is a normal post accurate

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This is a normal post XD
How brilliantly silly!
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This is a normal post clickety

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This is a link post Mike Ashley of Sports Direct: if we are abusing our tannoy system "we deserve the cane"
on more than a few ocanesions (Sky News twitter feed)
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This is a normal post What
What have you linked to here?
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This is a normal post Basically
a tweet with video embedded. Only source I could find. not working?
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This is a normal post It's not working
because it seems that the Twitter css is not loading for me. Even www.twitter.com is not working for me due to the same issue. Queer. Anyone else seeing this problem too?
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This is a normal post no.
Have you tried Turing it off and on again?
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This is a normal post Notice me, Senpai ;___; !

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This is a normal post I must admit...
I do enjoy these moments when people are summoned by ministers, and tend to shit all over them.
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This is a link post Colin Pitchfork was known for making amazing cakes
What happens next will shock and surprise you.
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This is a normal post First Cake Eaters, now Cake Makers.
What is the world coming to?
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This is a link post The Greasy Strangler NSFW

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This is a normal post Hahaha :)
Film of the year!
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This is a normal post What the hell did I just watch?
Honestly - what on earth is that?
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This is a normal post The Greasy Strangler NSFW

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This is a normal post Who needs Chevy Chase
when you can just wear a Chevy Chase costume?
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This is a normal post I'm in.

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This is a normal post That looks quite strange
Not sure I'll be able to persuade the family to give it a go.
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This is a normal post fun for all the family

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This is a normal post Looks puerile and kind of gross. I'll put it on my to watch list.
Was that really the lotto funded BFI logo at the start? I see an outraged Daily Mail article in the works.
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This is a link post Tim Heidecker stand up
This "deliberately shit / nervouse" style does actually entertain me for some reason.
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This is a normal post "Deliberately" you say?
It did entertain me too, thanks for the heads up. And watching further clips of him makes it even funnier.

Now kill me for using the phrase "heads up". Please.
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This is a normal post FYI
BTW - Heads up is not cool. FTW! MRW ETC
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This is a normal post I take solace in that I have no idea what MRW stands for, at least.

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This is a normal post www.mrw.co.uk
www.mrw.co.uk/
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This is a normal post if thats how you want to react, then thats ok

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This is a link post Trust fund kids try to make pogo sticking look hip.
Nice scenery though.
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This is a normal post when did pogo sticks get more than 6 inches off the ground?


can't wait for man children to make hacky sacks extreme to the max
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This is a normal post I though Parkour was gay...

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This is a normal post Get out of my brain!

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This is a normal post So you think just because he drove a big 6 wheeled car and never had much to do with the woman that he was gay?

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This is a normal post The car WAS pink.

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This is a normal post And ?

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This is a normal post And he had a John Wayne walk

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This is a normal post Well he was a marionette and John Wayne
Was called Marion
And you never saw them together
EVA
#marionmysterymisterons
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This is a normal post Humanity has finally found something gayer than parkour.
Didn't think we'd do it but you can't argue with that video.
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This is a normal post it's not gay
because you don't insert the pogo sticks up your anus.
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This is a normal post Where does he insert it, and how do you know so much about him?

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This is a normal post Yes I do.

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This is a normal post
Pogo stick can go up as well as down.
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This is a normal post Thank you, Yoda.

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This is a normal post I can see why their so excited. Mormon's discovering pogo stick technology must be a big deal.

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This is a normal post They're Mormon?

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This is a normal post Could you imagine how even more annoying that would be at your door
Hello boing
We would boing
like to boing
Talk boing
Nah fuck off
Slam
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This is a normal post this would be good without the music

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This is a normal post lolalolol
the long shot of them bouncing up and down under the arch cracks me up. what a set of utter dicks.
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This is a normal post pffft
well, I think it's a good thing. people who have them are more likely to get hurt.
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This is a normal post extreme programing sounds fun and so does extreme ttiddlywinks
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Extreme_Programming
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This is a normal post Presumably these are some sort of pressurised gas ram, and not a coiled spring?

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This is a normal post No YOU'RE some sort of pressurised gas ram

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This is a normal post Hey! I thought that was our secret.

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This is a normal post Large spring probably
Was wondering about gas but possibly would damp it. The spring chamber looks quite large and the ones kids used to use were quite narrow and had limits to prevent it bouncing too high. The travel on the rod attached to the spring appears to be quite a bit.
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This is a normal post Gas ram:
www.vat19.com/item/v4-pro-10-foot-pogo-stick

and not cheap!
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This is a normal post I was hoping from that pic that someone made Michael Marshall Smith's 'Wall-Diving' from 'Spares' a real thing.
With the inevitable reduction in Britain's 'Cunt-Mountain' that would follow.
'So how exactly does this wall diving thing work then?'
'Well, you get your stick, right, and you jump from a high wall and oh fuck we're back in the Zone aren't we?'*

*Paraphrased because it's a while since I read Spares last.
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This is a normal post Well I think it's just lovely they have a hobby out in the sunshine.

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This is a normal post Need more...
Graboid
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This is a normal post Ya know what
I might watch that later
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This is a normal post Wanted to hate it
but grudgingly impressed
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This is a link post horse in street I made this!
kid on a horse in the street
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This is a normal post Well, you've just proven my wish didn't come true.

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This is a normal post I love horses, best of all the animals
it'll preview if you remove the s from https
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This is a normal post Why is it always news when a black male is riding a white female in the street, but never the other way around?

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This is a normal post Never heard of Lady Godiva?

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This is a normal post She liked to ride the dark ones, eh?

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This is a link post Fucking televangelists telling people how to think.
Probably has a private jet the cunt.

Skip the first minute and a half.
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This is a normal post Bela looks sharp.

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This is a normal post
He's got nothing on this lot
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This is a link post More Stuart Lee NSFW
Those Damned Immigrants

NSFW for a swear or two
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This is a normal post 'Stewart'

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This is a normal post 'Le'

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This is a normal post Stuart Leigh

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This is a normal post Stu Lee

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This is a normal post Stoolie.

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This is a normal post Stooly?

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This is a normal post Stole Wee

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This is a normal post Stooooooo

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This is a normal post Stewface

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This is a normal post
Boris for PM! / Brexit in a nutshell.
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This is a normal post If chins were funny he'd be a rich man.
I take it the world has run out of jokes.
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This is a normal post Morrissey has let himself go, hasn't he?

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This is a link post "This is what Britain will look like in 2025 if we leave the EU"
Article by Matthew Norman in the Independent describing what might happen if we leave the European Union.

It paints a bleak picture
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This is a normal post Can't be as bleak as the shit we're in now.

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This is a normal post tell me about it
I dropped a tenner yesterday.
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This is a normal post Completely unrealistic
Charles would never campaign on behalf of people on benefits when there's some holistic homoeopathy bullshit he could be campaigning on behalf of instead.
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This is a normal post More fantasy than Game of Thrones

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This is a normal post FFS it's like the British establishment got so jealous of the US Presidential race
That they're all bending over backwards to appear like gibbering doom-saying shitemongers. Acres of newspaper coverage, hours of TV programs, barely a coherent point between the lot of them.
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This is a normal post If it ain't exactly like Mad Max I want my money back.

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This is a link post Bo Diddley, Road Runner
The music, the dancing...
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This is a normal post Full concert
The London Rock & Roll Show, 1972
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This is a normal post Thank god that guy combed his hair before dancing.
Back then not having properly combed hair was like driving around complaining about how other cars merged, while filming in portrait.
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This is a link post nonara
ronseal
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This is a normal post Ummm...

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This is a normal post I understand it is good for your pussy
whether you have one or not.
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This is a normal post But is it 8 pints of guinness and vegetable vindaloo compliant?

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This is a normal post Hmmm. Sakura farts.

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This is a normal post
Now my backside really *can* be a perfume factory!
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This is a link post Seeing as how it's nearly...
Summertime
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This is a normal post now do classical gas

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This is a normal post
*lifts arse cheek and farts in trumpet
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This is a normal post That's nice.
It sounds like it should be two guitar parts but he's managing to do both.
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This is a normal post The other bloke's off-camera

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This is a normal post Aw poor guy...
...one day though.
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This is a normal post Looks like he also arranged it, which seems like a work of genius to me
So many notes, so few fingers...
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This is a normal post Arpeggios,
innit.

(But yes, it's still very impressive)
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This is a normal post
melody is via a lot of open strings which makes it 'easier'
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This is a normal post bet that's a bugger to transpose

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This is a normal post Wish I could play guitar like that
But I have no sense of rhythm, I'm tone deaf, and pretty clueless about anything musical actually.

I do like to shout at buses though.
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This is a link post Spotted in Istanbul: funny name corner
Istanbulite lawyer decides that naming your business after your first name in reverse worked for Oprah, then surely it'll work for anyone.

What could possibly go wrong?
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This is a normal post I see your funny name
And raise you
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This is a normal post yeah but
it's pronounced "arch-el-ik". I call this a draw.
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This is a normal post Parent company is called Koc Holding, so I win
Unless you're going to pedant me with its pronunciation ;-)
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This is a normal post Pah! Amateurs
Check out the full company name in the copyright at the bottom...

www.hdp.com
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This is a normal post Hahaha
If only they employed Brandow as well
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This is a normal post
Was going to post www.kids-exchange.co.uk/

but I see they ruined it with a hypen.

Spoilsports.
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This is a normal post "kotch"
You'll notice the cedilla under the C.
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This is a normal post must be short for 'Erdogan'

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This is a normal post Feck! Girls! Drink!

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This is a normal post oldie but goodie
www.lettersofnote.com/2009/10/we-all-feel-like-that-now-and-then.html
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This is a normal post I thought she named it after the Marx Brother.

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This is a link post Crazy for Cranberries
An education video about Cranberry production
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This is a normal post Norm likes to suck them up through big pipes
Good for Norm
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This is a normal post Low level office sniggering at my desk
People are looking at me.

Norm, you dirty f*cker
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This is a normal post sentences which have never been said by a human
"i'm so thirsty, my mouth is so dry, I need a glass of cranberry juice"
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This is a normal post
"i'm so itchy, my foof is so dry, I need a glass of cranberry juice"
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This is a normal post "Me so horny me drink cranbery juice for long time"

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This is a link post Turns out I had a Cockchafer last night :-)
Googled "may bug" after one flew in and was rewarded with a highly amusing Wikipedia article. Extra points given for getting the words "slender, shorter, knob, end, forest" into the same sentence.
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This is a normal post too bad that Cockchafer didn't gobble up that slender, shorter end of your knob right up to your hairy forest

(, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There was a ship called HMS Cockchafer. True story.
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This is a normal post So you had a cockchaffer last night
Did you forget to take her tights offoff or did youyou like getting kicked in the back on every thrust
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This is a link post Life is about wearing hats and looking fabulous
Not sure why
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This is a normal post that went on an interesting journey

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This is a normal post Maybe nuclear proliferation isn't such a bad thing.

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This is a normal post Hahahaha

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This is a normal post i like it when something starts of wierd and then gets wierder

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This is a normal post IT'S A SENSATION! A TRIUMPH!

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