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This is a link post Denny Crane
starting from 2.05.....strangely prophetic.

also 3.25, Trumpf is mentioned........spooky....
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post William Shatner would be a much better president.
Even Denny Crane would be a better president. He'd shoot people.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a link post It's a shit idea
but someone has to do it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post If Pee Wee Herman was in Kraftwerk, I made this!
I for one would be a happy camper.

(Thanks to whoever created the photo at the end, for the idea)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this beacuse I like Pee-Wee Herman
and Pee-Wee's Playhouse ftw
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
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It was a remarkable show in so many ways, not least for giving Laurence Fishburne his er...big break.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post How random
And great.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
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Thanks, it was the photo wot dun it really. But I must admit the vocals make me laugh.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Stupid donkey, pt2

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slurpy J...

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes you just gotta let your ass out for air.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Donkeys are awesome
when I retire I'm going to have a donkey and a little cart like Joe Grundy in the Archers.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know your type
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post you actually think I'm going to click on that?
what is it?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a documentary about a community that promotes young boys first sexual experiences with a donkey.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can confirm.
FFS.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for fucking up your youtube recommends on my behalf.
I do not even want to know.
Coxxy, you're a sick fuck. How many times did you watch it?
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a trap!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there!
delayed lol.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily he had a clever mate to help him out.
That's how a lot of people get by I reckon
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Boy got talent...

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:57, , Reply)
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He does indeed. Lot of work in that
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's have a whip round and buy this young man a razor.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than expected
Though only 5/10 for the Scottish accent.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Discrimination case unveils more flaws in Magic Leap
And not just the suggestion of a pink version to appeal to women
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a link post "Evil does in fact die"
Touching obituary about beloved father.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beloved obituary about touching father.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your father touched my beloved bits.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he'll do that.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did get a lollipop, so RESULT!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait a minute, that's no lollipop!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post no redeeming qualities besides quick whited sarcasm which was amusing during his sober days

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That could be the default B3ta epitaph.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*weeps into beer*
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 2:07, , Reply)
This is a link post top 10 mma injuries NSFW
relax, it's all fake you know.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post And these are the injuries sustained from the legal techniques.
Shudder if you will at the stuff martial artists learn that isn't allowed in competition... joint destruction, eye gouging, throat strikes, groin strikes, vertical elbow strikes downwards, raising elbows...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you are wondering whether to watch, it`s a lot of joints slowly pulled out of their sockets and bones being broken by bending and twisting.
At least it was up to the point I stopped it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks. Duly avoided.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just skip to the last one
that's the best bit. Made me curl into the fetal position.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 10:20, , Reply)
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Thanks saved a click
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 7:36, , Reply)
This is a link post How to wreck an Enzo like a pro.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Arguably it was wrecked before he dumped it there.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont mean this in a 'ha ha' way but,
I'm glad he crashed it, glad it was actually being driven like it should be rather than just being bought to increase in value doing nothing.

However, it looks fucking vile.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I've rather have unique cars trashed around by people who actually can pull it off financially, than have them rot away in a locked cache like Prince Jefri's car collection.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post We did that to the 2 main engines on our boat
Total black out, engines flooded, slowly sinking in the Russian arctic sea a 1000km from any tow.

Fucking amateur put his vroom vroom in a puddle, how sad. Bloody amateur.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was the boat yellow too? There might be a pattern here.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it was the same exact colour and size as the million icebergs around it
Just to simplify the search and rescue effort.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll buff out.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post track number two has one speed bump

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a link post pissed-up fatties vs paramilitary kickboxers round 2
Especially like the advice to bring your wife and kids if you want to avoid a beating.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Come on England
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCjOyOXIUY
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does walking about holding a kitten count.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
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Worth a try. Keep it in a bright pink handbag so they can see it more clearly.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who in the shuddering f*ck would go anywhere near this tournament!?
If any England fan visits this toxic shithole of a country during this event, they will deserve everything they get.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to Qatar.
Who could face the tedium a football tournament without alcohol? Given their strict anti gay laws, what will happen when all the players start hugging and kissing each other when they score?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post And imagine the spectacle of the women's competition.
They'll all need chaperones and will be tripping over the burkas they'll be forced to wear.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post beer vs. vodka
the outcome is obvious
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the russians have dashcams on their heads.
For the LOLs
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Apple`s 80`s vision of the future for computing
"No, I don`t know anything about computers either"
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a link post God I'm so slow sometimes
I was wondering why this Jeni person was flashing her phone number all over Facebook. Then I looked up the number and it clicked. It has taken me weeks to spot the joke. God I'm slow, sometimes.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all in the name innit?
I presume it's a public health thing? (Haven't searched the number, just in case). I hadn't seen that, but as FB displays ads/links, etc. based on friends, interests and search history, it might be worth you getting that seen to.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Drones AND Parachutes?
OK, that's cool, but can the drones be launched via trรฉbuchet?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post they can also take a photo of Mrs H's bloomers
for the lads back at HQ
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good. Now that ET cunt can stay in orbit next time he wants to call his mum instead of bothering children.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like it might just be cheaper to put them in the bin

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Day with the dog jumping around I made this!
My dog likes to jump, that is all
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit
where he jumps around
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many bits

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dog bytes?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dog bite
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzHMPKUDKAI
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need a dog ROM
No worries, it resets every time he takes a nap.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only his ears had an aerofoil shape, he could fly!
as ever, i very much enjoy vids of your doggy!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im gonna buy him
A wingsuit and chuck him off a cliff
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the logical next step in canine evolution

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one welcome
Our licky overlords!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post seconded!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hank appears to be
part Honey Badger.
Doesn't give a fuck.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does give a fuck
About chilli heatwave doritos though... hes very serious when it comes to those
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hello Hank

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post He barked and licked his bollocks
So theres a greeting for you!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a coincidence!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That dog jumps a lot
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He does
I blame the parents ( a boxer and a labrador... stupid combination!)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The dog is a loon!
I approve of loons.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a loon
That is fact.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still wonder how you train him to jump in slow mo

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its an optical illusion..,
We are actually underwater... or its all wires!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post magnets bro

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post lad needs to work on his timing
into the ditch every single time.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't dog consider that to be a success?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He always
Goes to early, premature a jumpulater
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post your dog has excellent ears

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are much flappy
Like his flappy tongue.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have to bathe him every time you take a walk?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty much, but thankfully
I have this spray on shampoo stuff that you just rub in and then towel off... I wanted to use it on myself but the mrs frowned upon it...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a good boy

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post sometimes yes...
other times he's wiping penis juice across the rug.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post <3
this.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So does he!
He loves it, he is not beaten into performing for YouTube videos at all!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here, I've fixed it for you
www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=35ZfxrlMWZQ&video_start=0&audio=SwYN7mTi6HM&audio_start=0
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you throw the ball over the jumps
to get him to do some of those?
See if he will jump to catch a Frisbee over them. That would be awesome.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its more the other way round
He constantly brings me the ball wanting me to throw it over things because we did it once when he was a puppy! My shoulder is destroyed from the constant never ending throwing on long walks
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT
is how you be dog.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post hes definitely all dog
proper dog. never stops dogging.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2017, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Daddy Cool
Wait for it...
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Evil!

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post !
also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFYDTsqOdk
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's even better
and gives me an idea...
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post da moonwalk tho

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the hands on hips head wobble at the very end that does me in
awesome air guitar solo too
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good reasoning and thought process

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a link post ba dum tsssh
wait for it...
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fawk was that?

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved
the inadvertent mike drop at the end.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOM

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was more of a paradiddle with a wee *squee* at the end

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obama's presidency?

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes you can!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, I believe in Hope.

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry kid,
in everyones life there often come times when you knock a bunch of shit over
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drop the mic.
Then shat his whack.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Canadian guys get all the chicks.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't cry, there are plenty of fat Floridian sows 'looking for love'
Pretty sure you get get hooked up at trumpvoterdating.com, inforwars, Fox news or some such
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you really think so?
You're not just saying that are you?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll just leave this here. Use an adblocker

www.plymouthherald.co.uk/trainee-nurse-26-applies-to-date-lonely-plymouth-pensioner/story-30138033-detail/story.html
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. Oh no. No no no no no no no.
Oh, and there's that final zinger at the end!
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! That kinda hits you like a punch.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaha!
Fucking hell
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dear Jeebus
I threw up in my mouth
(, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post His prayers have been answered!
or maybe not...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post #stskeletorsday

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes it''s just best to be single

(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
Tell me that's not for real.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lauren describes herself as "friendly and bubbly"

"bubbly" always means fat.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's Plymouth so yes..real
(, Thu 16 Feb 2017, 18:37, , Reply)

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