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This is a link post Ludacris to host Fear Factor

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEBOwHeyYoo
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This is a normal post That's ace!

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This is a normal post Jesus Christ, that was hard work, but worth it in the end!
I like this.
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This is a link post Mum accidentally signs up for Furry convention with helper dog
Edit: Link changed. Dunno what happened. Viral marketing for Fear Factor?

Edit: I give up. It refuses to change. Wasn't that good anyway.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's ludacris.

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Link doesn't seem to go where you want it to

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's weird.
Thanks.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, but your link hasn't changed - I don't think you can edit a headline.
I've lost interest now TBH.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What the what now?
I changed the URL!
One more go and I'm giving up.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "Unmanned."
So much better than those manned missiles we used to fire at people.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post I am assuming she is referring to the US's new "IMI" Missles
Illegal Mexican Immigrant Missle
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This is a normal post Oh God
He's trying to flirt with her...
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mentally pussy grabbing

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This is a normal post He's got vig shoes to fill.

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This is a normal post My god, it's like a goldfish...
Ten second attention span... - you get ten seconds of the question being answered (in a roundabout way that includes chocolate cake) before he veers off to talking about how clever the missiles are...

(and on that subject - didn't one of them malfunction and was detonated over the sea mid-flight? ...i'd want my $1.5mil back from Raytheon for that one...)
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This is a normal post Missile Guidance System:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bby5pOVZJ0
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This is a normal post "We've just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit by the way..."
Nope, you fired sixty. One fell into the sea on launch. Any missile system can look impressive if you ignore the failures.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If it falls in the sea
you haven't actually fired it. See?
It was just a practice shot.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, yes, but the front fell off.

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post One point five million dollars of missile fell into the sea, caught fire.
That is not normal.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Also apparently now he's bombed Russia by proxy
He's noticed that he might have some use for NATO after all. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39585029
What a fucking shambles he is.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter cockwomble

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be an agonisingly incisive insult.
The trouble is Trump would probably just shrug and assume you're complimenting him.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post the way his brain skits around is quite extraordinary

(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "We had finished dinner; we were having dessert"
There's the problem, right there.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:42, Reply)
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His hair is see through in that clip - it's really weird once you notice it.
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This is a link post Anyone been to this exhibition?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Besides your mom, you mean?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
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sorry, did you want a video
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Is b3ta part of it?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have Hamsterdance?

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This is a link post Hitman Tomfoolery
In the wake of the recent Flight Sim Shenanigans and GTAs Firemen I found this gem.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the new one any good?
The whole episodic business has kept me away so far.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed the first few, but Absolution ruined it for me.
Turned it into some stealth creep around Ghost Recon crap.

If it's gone back round to the more free thinking, explore at your own pace game I'd be tempted to dip back in.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It has.
It's basically a massive puzzle game now with a ridiculous amount of different ways to complete a mission. It allows for some serious out-the-box thinking.
The episodic release put me off a bit at first too, but it's actually a really effective format. You'd take so bloody long to complete/get bored with a single episode that they're essentially full games themselves.
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This is a normal post Do disguises work like in the original again?
Once wearing them you can wander around freely rather than them being next to bloody useless?
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This is a normal post They do, but realistically.
For example, you can wear a waiter's disguise during the fashion show chapter. But if you're spotted somewhere that a waiter shouldn't be, like in the dressing room, the security guards get suspicious and check you out. It all works very much like it would work in real life. I actually spent so much time trying to complete the first couple of chapters because I skipped trying ideas that I figured the developers would have never coded in. Turns out they coded it all in - or near enough.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much how it used to work then :D
I think I'll give it a go.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
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I think you should get a record deal
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This is a normal post Trufax, I had a record deal once.
2 for 1 at Our Price
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a kind thought.
But also a silly one!
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This is a link post an amazing sequence of photos
lolz
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lolz indeed
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This is a normal post Man falls off bike
Am I RISsing something?
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This is a link post Killing In The Name Of on toys
Far, far better than it has any right to be.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Could be a good mp3 for mocking public outcry over petty issues.
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This is how I see and hear most of the clips posted on here by all the 'cool' kids/hipsters.
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This is a normal post Oh Jesus it's a giant
Otomatone.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh great, electronic bagpipes
that's just what the world needs, more bagpipes. technology, eh?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post every tiem i hear that i cri
soundtrack of my life
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
Is there some way I can indicate my appreciation?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That guitar isn't a toy

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post all guitars are toys

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This is a normal post *glares*

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *face melts*

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This is a normal post unless you're using it as a spade to dig a well that will provide fresh drinking water for a remote village
it's a fucking toy to distract both yourself and those that are entertained by your 'playing' from the fact that you really all should be spending your time digging a fresh water well somewhere for those in need until it is no longer necessary to do so. then you can have some play time. you tool. [ceases trolling]
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This is a normal post *riffs*

(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^^^^^^

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\m/
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This is a link post Carrying on the clown theme
Clip from The Groove Tube, 1974
Skip to 1m43
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched the first half with gritted teeth.
I'm glad I kept watching though.
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This is a link post Not really news but this looks fuckin strange

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This is a normal post Hotblack Desiato would approve

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...if he weren't spending a year dead for tax purposes.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post As would Spinal Tap
How black? None more black.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You ask yourself
How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post How could I have not seen this before I posted?
*shakes trump sized fist*
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this in the news a while ago

Immediately reminded of youtu.be/IIW9sL-Yf6Q
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Black Matter Lives
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This is a normal post Looks NOTHING
like Christiano Ronaldo
(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very black.
Nearly as black as priests' socks.
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Racist
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This is a link post Who would have thought multiplayer Flight Simulator could be so daft?
I can't explain this without sounding really boring, but it's marvellous bollocks.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That
was very watchable somehow!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff! Very entertaining.

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This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great, very funny.
I think you could probably make a TV show out of this...like all those shit airport/airline shows, Sean Pertwee can do the narration..."The Simulator coming this Summer to Channel5"
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This is a normal post Fantastic lunacy

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This is a normal post Amazing bollocks!

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the bollocks

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This is a normal post strangely watchable

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All the way through that I was expecting Leeroy Jenkins. Excellent.
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This is a normal post "marvellous bollocks" is a perfect description!
that were reet good :)
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This is a normal post Haha
'Requesting permission to kill myself'
'Okay, you may proceed as requested'
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This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post also like
his joining random cockpits as co-pilot and turning the engines off
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This is a normal post brilliant
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This is a normal post Hahaha!
Had a good laugh with that, brilliant!
Slew mode is the key to all the fun here.
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This is a link post The only hair cutting craze that matters

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This is a normal post Unless you are wearing a very skimpy bikini. Then, I think a 'Brazilian' would be more appropriate.

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This is a normal post This is pretty much my favorite movie
I can pretty much recite every line. This, and Aliens...
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This is a link post Any FFVII fans here?

Some guy reached level 99 before the first boss. Long!
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This is a normal post That's spectacularly dumb
Because you don't have any materia at that point, so are still basically shite...and you still have to grind a similar number of hours to max out your stats in the sunken plane on disc 3.

I really like it.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard enough leveling up against bad guys that would give you lots of xp near the end

At the beginning, it's ridiculous.
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This is a normal post Yep, especially without maxed out Exp up materia

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This is a normal post I remember spending ages levelling up at the docks somewhere in the middle of the game to get an advantage

I can still hear the marching fanfare music now. Took me ages at that point in the game :o/
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This is a normal post I'm not sure this is any more tedious
than actually playing FFVII any other way.
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This is a link post Another haircut craze

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Can I have the 'Van Gogh' style, please?'

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This is a normal post With or without
the optional stomach piercing?
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This is a link post Atomic Blonde - Official Trailer #2 NSFW
Looking good! Like Nikita on steroids without the moody bits.
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This is a normal post FINALLY
A female action hero.
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This is a normal post I know right? When are we going to get a fair deal for the few male action heros?

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks a lot of fun

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This is a normal post Looks better than the first trailer.
Good to see someone else than Scarlett Johansson in these films.
I'm hopeful as it's got John Goodman and Toby Jones in it.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
That's the entire movie right there. Why would you need to watch it now?
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This is a normal post So two trailers now where people say they do not need to see the movie...
This is why I do not watch trailers and instead rely on hearing about films from people I know like the same films as me.

for example, I had literally no idea of the plot to rogue one before I went. I knew it was star wars but that was it.

It made the film much better.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what a load of
overdramatised bollocks. "Changed the world forever". Christ...
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Colin Chapman did far maore to "Change the world forever"
A surprising amount of his stuff is in common use in modern cars.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What about when he managed the Sex Pistols?
Or Adam and the Ants? Or Bow Wow Wow?

Skipping all the best bits!
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of the wrong McLaren
Easy mistake
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This is a normal post Eh?
You're trying to imply that he didn't get put back together for 6 million bob's worth of rivets and horse glue, and go on to a successful music management career?

Away wi' ye.
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This is a normal post Does Bernie Ecclestone play a small role in this movie?

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc
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This is a link post Robotic fish at Henn na Hotel Maihama, Tokyo Bay
I for one etc etc
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The early models had breadcrumb skin. We could spot those easy.
That's future shit.
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This is a normal post Best thing on here this morning
*clicks*
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This is a normal post They're going to hear from PETA.

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This is a normal post I suspect you're right
"The imprisonment of even a representation of an animal perpetuates the perception that animal capture and incarceration is acceptable in modern society. We urge people to boycott robotic fish, or we'll kill some humans"
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This is a normal post Oh my Cod, what a plaice. Although watching them swim around and around has given me a haddock.

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d r ck n
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This is a normal post Wow

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This is a normal post No electric eel?

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This is a normal post You're going to need a bigger tank!
...for Bruce.
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This is a normal post Not much in the way of sensors or AI in them
They seem to collide an awful lot.
Probably just motorised to flap about.
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This is a normal post But this is how Artificial Insemination works.

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This is a link post Mogwai - 1% of monster
x
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This is a normal post !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dORHW9Cg4
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This is a normal post Kind of a bullshit ending though

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of crap.

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post When I first heard Mogwai over 20 years ago I though they were dull
This has not changed my opinion. Music for dull hipsters.

*posts BABYMETAL*
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit ambivalent about Mogwai

Can't stand Babymetal though, sorry.

Saw a band called Bossk recently. Not too similar but if you like slow and heavy they're great live. Quite doomy. Apparently Mogwai are notoriously loud live...
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Are you still writing stuff?
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah

Trying to get my band stuff recorded at the moment, and have been busy with that autism song I listed the other week, that and having a daughter. Need to get back and write some more folky stood though. Watch this space ;o)
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