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Ludacris to host Fear Factor
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:26,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEBOwHeyYoo
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:32,
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That's ace!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:42,
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Jesus Christ, that was hard work, but worth it in the end!
I like this.
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Varmint, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:48,
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Mum accidentally signs up for Furry convention with helper dog
Edit: Link changed. Dunno what happened. Viral marketing for Fear Factor?
Edit: I give up. It refuses to change. Wasn't that good anyway.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:29,
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That's ludacris.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:40,
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Link doesn't seem to go where you want it to
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Varmint, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:41,
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That's weird.
Thanks.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:39,
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Sorry, but your link hasn't changed - I don't think you can edit a headline.
I've lost interest now TBH.
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Varmint, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:01,
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What the what now?
I changed the URL!
One more go and I'm giving up.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:20,
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"Unmanned."
So much better than those manned missiles we used to fire at people.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:18,
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hahaha!
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:25,
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:D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:28,
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:03,
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I am assuming she is referring to the US's new "IMI" Missles
Illegal Mexican Immigrant Missle
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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:45,
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Oh God
He's trying to flirt with her...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:27,
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Mentally pussy grabbing
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Varmint, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:38,
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He's got vig shoes to fill.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:43,
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My god, it's like a goldfish...
Ten second attention span... - you get ten seconds of the question being answered (in a roundabout way that includes chocolate cake) before he veers off to talking about how clever the missiles are...
(and on that subject - didn't one of them malfunction and was detonated over the sea mid-flight? ...i'd want my $1.5mil back from Raytheon for that one...)
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:39,
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Missile Guidance System:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bby5pOVZJ0
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:06,
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"We've just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit by the way..."
Nope, you fired sixty. One fell into the sea on launch. Any missile system can look impressive if you ignore the failures.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:07,
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If it falls in the sea
you haven't actually fired it. See?
It was just a practice shot.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:56,
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Ah, yes, but the front fell off.
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TSL, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:59,
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One point five million dollars of missile fell into the sea, caught fire.
That is not normal.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:05,
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Also apparently now he's bombed Russia by proxy
He's noticed that he might have some use for NATO after all. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39585029
What a fucking shambles he is.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:57,
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Utter cockwomble
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 22:26,
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That would be an agonisingly incisive insult.
The trouble is Trump would probably just shrug and assume you're complimenting him.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 1:05,
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the way his brain skits around is quite extraordinary
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 9:51,
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"We had finished dinner; we were having dessert"
There's the problem, right there.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:42,
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His hair is see through in that clip - it's really weird once you notice it.
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chompedhomas, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 22:30,
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Besides your mom, you mean?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:57,
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Is b3ta part of it?
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:02,
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Does it have Hamsterdance?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:10,
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Hitman Tomfoolery
In the wake of the recent Flight Sim Shenanigans and GTAs Firemen I found this gem.
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presferatu, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:48,
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Is the new one any good?
The whole episodic business has kept me away so far.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:23,
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I really enjoyed the first few, but Absolution ruined it for me.
Turned it into some stealth creep around Ghost Recon crap.
If it's gone back round to the more free thinking, explore at your own pace game I'd be tempted to dip back in.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:56,
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It has.
It's basically a massive puzzle game now with a ridiculous amount of different ways to complete a mission. It allows for some serious out-the-box thinking.
The episodic release put me off a bit at first too, but it's actually a really effective format. You'd take so bloody long to complete/get bored with a single episode that they're essentially full games themselves.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:06,
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Do disguises work like in the original again?
Once wearing them you can wander around freely rather than them being next to bloody useless?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:50,
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They do, but realistically.
For example, you can wear a waiter's disguise during the fashion show chapter. But if you're spotted somewhere that a waiter shouldn't be, like in the dressing room, the security guards get suspicious and check you out. It all works very much like it would work in real life. I actually spent so much time trying to complete the first couple of chapters because I skipped trying ideas that I figured the developers would have never coded in. Turns out they coded it all in - or near enough.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:14,
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Pretty much how it used to work then :D
I think I'll give it a go.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:22,
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I think you should get a record deal
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colmcq2, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:40,
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Trufax, I had a record deal once.
2 for 1 at Our Price
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:57,
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Well that's a kind thought.
But also a silly one!
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presferatu, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:24,
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lolz indeed
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:17,
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Man falls off bike
Am I RISsing something?
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:25,
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Killing In The Name Of on toys
Far, far better than it has any right to be.
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penrose your dog's got tits, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:54,
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Excellent
Could be a good mp3 for mocking public outcry over petty issues.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:45,
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This is how I see and hear most of the clips posted on here by all the 'cool' kids/hipsters.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:21,
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Oh Jesus it's a giant
Otomatone.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 16:37,
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oh great, electronic bagpipes
that's just what the world needs, more bagpipes. technology, eh?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:02,
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every tiem i hear that i cri
soundtrack of my life
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 0:36,
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I like this!
Is there some way I can indicate my appreciation?
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:29,
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That guitar isn't a toy
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:33,
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all guitars are toys
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:00,
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*glares*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:48,
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*face melts*

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 19:53,
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unless you're using it as a spade to dig a well that will provide fresh drinking water for a remote village
it's a fucking toy to distract both yourself and those that are entertained by your 'playing' from the fact that you really all should be spending your time digging a fresh water well somewhere for those in need until it is no longer necessary to do so. then you can have some play time. you tool. [ceases trolling]
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:57,
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*riffs*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:05,
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^^^^^^^^^^
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Turgidtank willing to learn since, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:22,
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\m/
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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:21,
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Carrying on the clown theme
Clip from The Groove Tube, 1974
Skip to 1m43
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:23,
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I watched the first half with gritted teeth.
I'm glad I kept watching though.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:54,
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Hotblack Desiato would approve
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:27,
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...if he weren't spending a year dead for tax purposes.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:39,
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As would Spinal Tap
How black? None more black.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:47,
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You ask yourself
How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:45,
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How could I have not seen this before I posted?
*shakes trump sized fist*
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:48,
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Saw this in the news a while ago
Immediately reminded of youtu.be/IIW9sL-Yf6Q
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:59,
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Black Matter Lives
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:23,
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Looks NOTHING
like Christiano Ronaldo
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themarginwalker, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 4:26,
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That's very black.
Nearly as black as priests' socks.
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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 7:10,
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Racist
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Mark Barber's dirty secret, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 10:02,
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Who would have thought multiplayer Flight Simulator could be so daft?
I can't explain this without sounding really boring, but it's marvellous bollocks.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:28,
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That
was very watchable somehow!
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TSL, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:44,
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Brilliant stuff! Very entertaining.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:55,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:14,
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This is great, very funny.
I think you could probably make a TV show out of this...like all those shit airport/airline shows, Sean Pertwee can do the narration..."The Simulator coming this Summer to Channel5"
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:17,
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Fantastic lunacy
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:27,
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Amazing bollocks!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:28,
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Best of all the bollocks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:50,
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strangely watchable
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macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:17,
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All the way through that I was expecting Leeroy Jenkins. Excellent.
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mersault, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:42,
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"marvellous bollocks" is a perfect description!
that were reet good :)
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:55,
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Haha
'Requesting permission to kill myself'
'Okay, you may proceed as requested'
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presferatu, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:43,
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:D
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:51,
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also like
his joining random cockpits as co-pilot and turning the engines off
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horrid, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:16,
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brilliant
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gusset, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:24,
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Hahaha!
Had a good laugh with that, brilliant!
Slew mode is the key to all the fun here.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 20:49,
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The only hair cutting craze that matters
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:21,
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Unless you are wearing a very skimpy bikini. Then, I think a 'Brazilian' would be more appropriate.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:25,
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This is pretty much my favorite movie
I can pretty much recite every line. This, and Aliens...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:46,
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Any FFVII fans here?
Some guy reached level 99 before the first boss. Long!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:51,
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That's spectacularly dumb
Because you don't have any materia at that point, so are still basically shite...and you still have to grind a similar number of hours to max out your stats in the sunken plane on disc 3.
I really like it.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:23,
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It's hard enough leveling up against bad guys that would give you lots of xp near the end
At the beginning, it's ridiculous.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:43,
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Yep, especially without maxed out Exp up materia
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:57,
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I remember spending ages levelling up at the docks somewhere in the middle of the game to get an advantage
I can still hear the marching fanfare music now. Took me ages at that point in the game :o/
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:54,
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I'm not sure this is any more tedious
than actually playing FFVII any other way.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:04,
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'Can I have the 'Van Gogh' style, please?'
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:21,
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With or without
the optional stomach piercing?
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:48,
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Atomic Blonde - Official Trailer #2
NSFW
Looking good! Like Nikita on steroids without the moody bits.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:24,
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FINALLY
A female action hero.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:46,
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I know right? When are we going to get a fair deal for the few male action heros?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 13:37,
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It looks a lot of fun
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:51,
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Looks better than the first trailer.
Good to see someone else than Scarlett Johansson in these films.
I'm hopeful as it's got John Goodman and Toby Jones in it.
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pahakyy, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 21:23,
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Fucking hell
That's the entire movie right there. Why would you need to watch it now?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 7:28,
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So two trailers now where people say they do not need to see the movie...
This is why I do not watch trailers and instead rely on hearing about films from people I know like the same films as me.
for example, I had literally no idea of the plot to rogue one before I went. I knew it was star wars but that was it.
It made the film much better.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:28,
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what a load of
overdramatised bollocks. "Changed the world forever". Christ...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:15,
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Colin Chapman did far maore to "Change the world forever"
A surprising amount of his stuff is in common use in modern cars.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:09,
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What about when he managed the Sex Pistols?
Or Adam and the Ants? Or Bow Wow Wow?
Skipping all the best bits!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:42,
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You're thinking of the wrong McLaren
Easy mistake
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:07,
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Eh?
You're trying to imply that he didn't get put back together for 6 million bob's worth of rivets and horse glue, and go on to a successful music management career?
Away wi' ye.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:46,
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Does Bernie Ecclestone play a small role in this movie?
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:15,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVX3uJpqxc
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:34,
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Robotic fish at Henn na Hotel Maihama, Tokyo Bay
I for one etc etc
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:30,
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The early models had breadcrumb skin. We could spot those easy.
That's future shit.
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presferatu, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 0:01,
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Best thing on here this morning
*clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:22,
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They're going to hear from PETA.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 8:34,
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I suspect you're right
"The imprisonment of even a representation of an animal perpetuates the perception that animal capture and incarceration is acceptable in modern society. We urge people to boycott robotic fish, or we'll kill some humans"
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:26,
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Oh my Cod, what a plaice. Although watching them swim around and around has given me a haddock.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:09,
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d r ck n
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:15,
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Wow
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:28,
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No electric eel?
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Varmint, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 11:42,
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You're going to need a bigger tank!
...for Bruce.
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Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:31,
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Not much in the way of sensors or AI in them
They seem to collide an awful lot.
Probably just motorised to flap about.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:07,
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But this is how Artificial Insemination works.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:18,
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Mogwai - 1% of monster
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:46,
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!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0dORHW9Cg4
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 22:59,
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Kind of a bullshit ending though
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chompedhomas, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:07,
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What a load of crap.
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 9:23,
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When I first heard Mogwai over 20 years ago I though they were dull
This has not changed my opinion. Music for dull hipsters.
*posts BABYMETAL*
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colmcq2, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 12:09,
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I'm a bit ambivalent about Mogwai
Can't stand Babymetal though, sorry.
Saw a band called Bossk recently. Not too similar but if you like slow and heavy they're great live. Quite doomy. Apparently Mogwai are notoriously loud live...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 14:51,
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Are you still writing stuff?
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colmcq2, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:39,
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Yeah
Trying to get my band stuff recorded at the moment, and have been busy with that autism song I listed the other week, that and having a daughter. Need to get back and write some more folky stood though. Watch this space ;o)
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 17:35,
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