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This is a link post Bon Jovi - R2D2 - Xmas
it was a golden age.
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This is a link post Cheggers introduces Charlie Chuck for some one liner fun
Its a GC from 2009 but thats nearly 9 years ago so it doesnt matter
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This is a normal post That opener
Is genius
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This is a normal post Charlie Chuck...
He does not give a fuck.

Word.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie is a ledge.
Can't find any upcoming gigs of his, which is a shame.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post Coin Cunts
Purses that look like...well you get the idea

NSFW I guess. I mean someone might look over your shoulder and wonder
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *coinilingus joke goes here*

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This is a normal post purses lips

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This is a normal post bit late to the party...
www.google.co.uk/search?q=dubstar+disgraceful
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This is a normal post Forgot how good that track was

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This is a normal post Shes even done a couple of blue waffles!

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This is a normal post Cash gash

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This is a normal post I wouldn't give her tuppence for any of them

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*throws money at crotch*
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This is a link post Eric Von Daniken talking about aliens n stuff
for the 50th anniversary of `Chariots of the Gods`
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's something similar in a way
and a sort of coincidence if you don't think about it too much.


... therefore aliens.

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This is a normal post pretty much
Found myself watching it and enjoying it though.
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This is a normal post What? Still?!

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a guy who still believes von Dinnaeken
Aliens built the pyramids, man didn't land on the moon. I haven't sounded him out on the flat earth thing, but I better hadn't as he's a brother in law and I ain't so good at keeping the peace
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This is a normal post I get irritated by conspiracy theorists.
Then refuse to play.
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This is a link post Poor cheggers, etc. He was in a Viz tellybox thingy you know!
Viz Documentary from the last millennium. Contains chegz, conveniently at the start.

Might actually be NSFW for all I know (haven't bothered watching it all yet) but I doubt it. Depends where you work doesn't it?
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This is a normal post Cheap

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This is a normal post Cheegers checks out

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This is a normal post This POS is giving me the mother of all security headaches right now

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post tpm
I've thought everybody knows that
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Never sounded absurd to me.
Nice to know I'm not paranoid.
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This is a normal post Yeah but terrorism.

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Conspiracy theory nonsense of the highest order.

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "We are monitoring a million squillion pc's, how do we focus on the important ones?"
"Let's see who downloads a 'tool' to try and block us. Or buys a computer without our super secret monitoring stuff. They're the ones we want to look at."

If you really feel the need to hide, do it in a noisy crowd.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:36, Reply)
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It's pure tinfoil hat bullshit which anyone who's done packet monitoring on networks can tell you.

Also, wouldn't the NSA be fucking panicking over all of the other manufactures, EG: AMD (10.4% of the PC market), Qualcomm (Snapdragon which is in most of your phones and tablets), Huawei (in a good chunk of the chinese phones and tablets).

Doesn't seem like a convincing strategy, even if were true.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What, like TrustZone?
Obviously the NSA has little control of chips fabbed outside the US, but who knows what undisclosed backdoors are present in Chinese fabbed silicon (it's not like similar things haven't been discovered at a higher hardware level)?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:31, Reply)
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This is a link post Somewhere a genie is laughing til he wets his pants.
Former Facebook exec: "I think we have created tools that are ripping apart the social fabric
of how society works. The short-term, dopamine-driven feedback loops we’ve created are
destroying how society works. No civil discourse, no cooperation; misinformation, mistruth.
You are being programmed"
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *likes* *shares*
TL:DW
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This is a normal post thumb up

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post where?

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This is a normal post Yeah thanks
for creating, evangelising and then profiting from the thing you want to distance yourself from now. Exploit, profit and then point out social responsibility to everyone else.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post In the beninging
In the beninging
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake fakey fake fake

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is .. hence why it says spoof. Its just funny
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post Harsh History Memes
Apologies for the Facebook link, but I can't be arsed trying to find a YouTube one
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "but I can't be arsed trying to find a YouTube one"
Keeping up that b3ta standard
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be arsed to even
finish wha
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This is a normal post I can't even

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This is a normal post
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This is a normal post Cheeky!

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This is a normal post There is a standard now?

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This is a normal post And then was I like Gaul? Gaul?
Three fucking bits, yeah? End of.
Then those Pictish cunts? Came, saw - fucked their shit right up.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be arsed to click on your link.
UP YOURS!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, up yours Sir
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This is a normal post Classy

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Gran Turismo IRL
Had the pleasure of going to a bonkers car fest in Japan last month - with all those racecars from Gran Turismo 1 & 2 just sat there in the garages. Here's some stuff we filmed in and around the garages with said crazy Japanese Godzillas
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This is a normal post heh.
skyline and skyline and skyline. gt indeed.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You might have liked my '69 Datsun 510
In 1979 I converted it to propane and turbocharged it. Shortly thereafter I cartwheeled it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post love that car

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They've all but vanished from the face of the earth.
It went through many iterations. Dual SU's was probably the nicest. There was a Datsun high performance parts place not far from me, and I spent every dime I made on special adjustable bushings and suspension stuff. It was a fun car. I would go up into the mountains and fly around almost every night. I took the crash pretty hard. I replaced it with a '61 Rambler American convertible. Haha.
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This is a link post Cheggers Goes...

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I rather liked him. Not so much in "Cheggers Plays Pop". Less so in "Cheggers Plays Dead"
60
fuck
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him on telly once
promoting his book describing his fight with alcoholism.

He said the working title was `cheggers can't be boozers`
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes!

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He was very fond of the sauce
Very fond
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheggers Drinks Pop!
(as the S*n headlined it if I recall)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheggers can't be boozers

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This is a normal post Ha!

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post \o/

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to refresh my browser more often

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there.

You made a funny!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell!

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Can't recall was he a nonce/perv or noncee/pervee or neither a nonce/perv or noncee/pervee?! Ow my head, it gets so confusing.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The entire nation saw his winky on that ill conceived game show he did.
I think he molested the whole country in one go.
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This is a normal post I'll remember him in death as he was "The Naked Jungle":
Pot-bellied with nauseating, untamed ginger pubes & micro-cocked.
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This is a normal post only 60!
shit
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This is a normal post Yeah.... he became obsolete so young
it is heartbreaking.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post WHY WHY WHY???
Couldn’t it be Bobby Davro? Life’s not fair sometimes
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This is a normal post NEVA 4GET
"OH, BOBBY"
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This is a normal post oh bobby

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This is a normal post It always looks like Lionel Blair
Is about to break into a tap dance near the end. But thinks better of it
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.

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This is a normal post A Classic
for ever
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This is a normal post Yes, it's perfect

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This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is a normal post Fuck

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This is a normal post Ace!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheggers Plays Stop
Seems the perfect night to finally watch this movie

Kill Keith
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Whaaa? Ive never heard of that
maybe it will contain clues
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This is a normal post I met him once
that was enough. He is EXACTLY the same in real life as he is on telly.

Very annoying, unbelievably insecure.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Always seemed like a nice bloke
though this comment might explain why he got employed by Ricky Gervais.
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This is a link post Parody Prequel of The Room
Here is a prequel parody of "The Room" aka the worst movie ever made!
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This is a link post Sega Saturn
"As someone who has been involved with microprocessors since they first came out,
and hand-wrote code which was used for shuttle take-off and landing and military projects,
I cannot imagine wasting half my life reverse engineering a outdated video game.
"
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This is a normal post
"And yet, as I have no friends and no prospect of ever getting a girlfriend, that's exactly what I did".
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This is a normal post Pffft

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 18:19, Reply)
This is a link post Wierdest "hack" video ever seen. Make a big black rubbery cock out of cola NSFW
watch the first one at least, unless youre at work. Perfect idea for Christmas parties that..
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This is a normal post she's not edible :(

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that
Some different things on here. But why make the matchbox when you have a matchbox?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Mmm...Super Dickmann!
Taste that creamy filling! (EDIT: Could be worse though...)
Dick Nusse
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This is a normal post Oh,
for a packet of crisps and a
Dick-man's pie!

Nyercassel anthem (to the tune of ... err, somethin classical or other)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I would rather have
a Dicken's cider.
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This is a normal post Germans used to use the same name as the Dutch
(Negerküsse / -köpfe). Also Mohrenkopf (Moor's head).

You'll occasionally hear an elderly German using the, erm, "traditional" name.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Yes!
I added a link to an article on the previous name. I guess Dickmann's is one hell of an improvement!
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This is a normal post reminds me of this
www.europafoodxb.com/product/herta-knacki-ball-sausages
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This is a normal post Yah, I grew up in a country where they were know as nigger kisses
At least we still have jodenkoeken aka jew biscuits.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ kisses or negroes here, strangely enough aka warm ice creams
sweetened beaten egg white on a wafer, covered in a chocolate icing.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/zU_a2PzGAAQ
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This is a link post Holoscope
but i think it should be called a Tesseract model
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Kj44Pp8jM
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This is a normal post more here
www.holoscopeworld.com/
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This is a link post Trump toilet paper

From Mexico. "Softness without borders".
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd totally buy this. How much does it cost to import some?

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd probably be cheaper to fly there yourself :o)

I was in New York earlier this year, and my friend went to Trump Tower just to take a dump.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that at one of his parties?

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This is a link post How to date an intersectional feminist
Not a parody. At least, I don't think it is.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry mate
I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find a woman who doesn't find your views repulsive.
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This is a normal post Did you actually read the link Benny?

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This is a normal post Considering I despise all women, that may be difficult.

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This is a normal post
You must have to fight them off with a shitty stick
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This is a normal post well, not *all* women, we've established that

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Image result for theresa may shoulders
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This is a normal post What the fuck is this shit?

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Mann coming to terms with other people's sexual preferences
'THEY WONT EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE"
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This is a normal post Thank you for finding the words I was unable to

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "Yeah, I like to hang out on this like message board called b3ta"
...gets coat.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably easier going through life pretending you're alone because your dates didn't live up to your achievable moral standards
than admitting you have a face like a hat full of arseholes.
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This is a normal post Bit sexist m8
What strikes me is that this intersectionalist is doing relationships wrong. Why would you want to go out with someone who thinks exactly the same as you do? What's the fun in that?

Mrs Mann still votes Labour, but I've worked my racist magic on her and she's become gratifyingly right wing over time.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Gaslighter

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This is a normal post ^I've got a girlfriend, she goes to another school'

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This is a normal post Benny, your girlfriend still goes to school?
Bit noncey mate.
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This is a normal post "Another School" #TeenageKicks

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This is a normal post Um, that shit's not hard if you have an ounce of compassion

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This is a normal post Bit heavy going for a first date though.
"How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?"

To be honest love, I find it a bit difficult just trying to dismantle the vacuum cleaner to clear the filter.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She probably thinks that she turned down second dates with loads of guys,
but I doubt she ever received additional invitations.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine being that compassionate ALL THE TIME though
She sounds like hard work.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... it's not that I would particularly disagree with her about being kind and supportive.
It's just that I'd rather have a conversation about literally anything else.
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This is a normal post She could be weeding out people tho don't care or indeed think much.
Some of it is patently absurd, "...a complete understanding..." of any involved subject, is virtually impossible.
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This is a normal post She seems to think the subject is complicated enough
to warrant thinking about in depth.
It isn't. It's very simple. And thus boring after about 2 minutes.

Weeding out the people who don't think about it, is simply weeding out people who already understand it and who will find her exceedingly tedious.
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This is a link post "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

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This is a normal post This is a fun edit
but having not seen the Guardians movie, I'm confused as to how the blue alien guy knows Mary Poppins references.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go
screenrant.com/guardians-galaxy-2-yondu-mary-poppins-line-origin/
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This is a normal post Thank you.

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked them, worth a watch.

(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw and mainly enjoyed first one,
but superhero/comic movies are increasingly not a thing I actively seek. The name Taika Waititi recently made a hypocrite of me though, Ragnarok was fun.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2017, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautifully done.

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